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Sleigh Bells Ring, Are You Listening?
One midwinter night, Tilda gets an unexpected visitor. Or: "You don't have to believe in the Hogfather for him to pay you a visit. He's that good."Discworld, T, English, Drama & Angst, words: 3k+, favs: 1, 1/2/12
1 It's The Thought That Counts
Apologies for the late arrival of this year's Hogswatch Fluff. Polly/Mal. Summary: Presents can be nice. Occasionally they can also be a little inappropriate. Sometimes, if you're lucky, they can be both inappropriate and nice at the same time.Discworld, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 3, 1/1/11, Polly P.
11What Polly Did Next »
If Monstrous Regiment could be filed under "What Polly Did" this would fall under the remit of "What Polly Did Next" telling as it does the joys, trials and tribulations of our eponymous heroine, picking up in the year following the final paragraph of MR.Discworld, T, English, chapters: 3, words: 50k+, favs: 11, follows: 9, updated: 12/5/10 published: 8/1/09, Polly P.
10 The Army Field Guide To »
A collection of drabbles related to the lighter and more fumble-y side of army life. Femslash warning: Polly/Mal containing an explosion of humorous innuendo with associated non-explicit adult themes .Discworld, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 26, words: 6k+, favs: 11, follows: 3, updated: 12/3/10 published: 9/8/09, Polly P.
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Crack Fic: InterUniverse Travel Incorporated IIIb
Continuation of Crack!Fic: Inter-Universe Travel Incorporated III Torchwood , entered as "New Story" to access the Doctor Who Crossover strand. Inter-dimensional? Of course The TARDIS got involved. The fetching back of Maladict from Cardiff...Doctor Who & Discworld, T, English, Humor & Angst, words: 15k+, favs: 3, 7/25/10, Donna N. Polly P.
1 After The Curtain Fell »
Long years after the events of Monstrous Regiment two bit-part characters bump into each other again. Everyone drifts to Ankh-Morpork in the end. There are obstacles of a difficult past to navigate, not to mention the blasted Undertaking Tonker/LoftyDiscworld, T, English, Drama, chapters: 5, words: 23k+, follows: 1, 4/21/10
6 Gifts »
It is well known that soldiers don't wear rings. They do, however, often have a keepsake of some sort or other hidden safely in their belongings. This is the story of two such items. Polly/Mal Femslash . Happy Hogswatch, here's your fluff!Discworld, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 8k+, favs: 4, 12/19/09, Polly P.
4 When You Don't Think
The Doctor has to face up to the consequences of an action he took in Journey's End.Doctor Who, T, English, Angst, words: 2k+, favs: 5, follows: 1, 11/2/09, Donna N. 10th Doctor
12The Past Is A Foreign Country »
Stories from the Grey House, a pre MR look at the lives of Tonker and Lofty. It will not be pretty, but it might, just might, be beautiful. WIPDiscworld, T, English, chapters: 7, words: 21k+, favs: 5, follows: 5, updated: 10/15/09 published: 9/30/08
4 Bookends »
Being a duo of narratives looking at the events in the day before and the weeks after the account laid out in Monstrous Regiment. Tonker/Lofty assumed but not expanded upon in both, Polly/Mal implied in the secondDiscworld, K+, English, chapters: 2, words: 6k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, updated: 10/13/09 published: 5/20/09
2Business As Usual
An AU-Fic of Ash/Scribbs Murder in Suburbia placing them in London during WW2 and the Blitz. Written for Ralst's International Day Of Femslash Day 2009 challenge. Will contain romantic relationship between women - eventuallyMurder in Suburbia, T, English, Drama & Humor, words: 7k+, favs: 1, 8/2/09
5 Crack Fic: InterUniverse Travel Incorporated II »
Maladict gets plonked onto Serenity this time. It's just a jump to the left. A little step to the right. With your hands on your hips, and your characters in a dimension jump fic. Let's do the Time Warp again!Discworld & Firefly, T, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 8k+, favs: 10, follows: 1, updated: 8/1/09 published: 7/31/09, Polly P.
4 Crack Fic: InterUniverse Travel Incorporated III
Inter-dimensional? Of course Torchwood got involved. Maladict takes a trip to Cardiff. Sing it if you know the words: It's just a jump to the left. A little step to the right. With your hands on your hips, and your knees in tight...Discworld & Torchwood, T, English, Humor & Drama, words: 4k+, favs: 5, follows: 1, 7/31/09, Polly P.
6 Crack Fic: InterUniverse Travel Incorporated »
Mal Monstrous Regiment is transplanted unwillingly into the Being Human Universe. It's just a jump to the left. A little step to the right. With your hands on your hips, and your characters in a dimension jump fic. Let's do the Time Warp again!Discworld & Being Human, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 2, words: 17k+, favs: 10, follows: 1, 7/31/09, Polly P.
1 We'll Meet Again
A glimpse into the future of Alice, long after the events of the fort recorded in the book known as Monstrous Regiment. An old friend stirs up old memories and new feelings.Discworld, K, English, words: 473, 5/24/09
1The Life We Live
A collection of drabbles dipping in and out of a life well lived. Polly/Mal, rated T for minor adult themes and character death.Discworld, T, English, words: 822, favs: 1, 5/8/09, Polly P.
2 First Snowfall
Polly/Mal It snows. Mal cares not. Polly instigates a snowball fight. Together they fight crime! No, not really . Snow-jinks occur. Rating: Light Romance - nothing moreDiscworld, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 2, 3/19/09, Polly P.
4 A Quiet Night In
A slightly tipsy Lieutenant Perks returns to find her vampire relaxing by the kitchen hearth of the Duchess and attempts to distract her from her book. Mal/Polly. Femslash. A wee bit o' fluff for Hogswatch nothing explicitDiscworld, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 12/24/08, Polly P.
4 Ruffled Bedsheets
Mal's attempts at poetry Polly/Mal Lovely fluff no flesh - well, a shoulder is referencedDiscworld, T, English, Poetry & Romance, words: 372, 11/22/08
3 On Her Majesties Postal Service
When the Diplomatic Corp borrow Lieutenant Perks to assist in their peace talks in Ankh Morpork our intrepid duo are separated. Will letters be enough?Discworld, K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 3, 11/16/08, Polly P.
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