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Hey, I'm Calliope's Quill. Alright, I've pretty much gone poof for a while but I'm back now and ready to update after a ridiculously long time, so yay! insert fanfare here
Something about my stories - I like to experiment with writing styles, so don't be too surprised if it's a little.. weird...
Anyway: General Information
Calliope's Quill (name inspired by the insanely awesome Greek gods) Calliope is the muse of epic poetry.
My fandoms that a write and/or read: Star Trek, Alex Rider, Naruto, Harry Potter, some Percy Jackson, Supernatural
As one can probably tell from my stories and favorites, I am a big fan of AUs, humor, good writingg (not as many people are a fan of this as you'd like to think), and angst. Oh hush, you know you love angst too.
Works in Progress: 3 (no, not oneshots, full stories)
"Though I am not naturally honest, I sometimes am by chance."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music."
"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
"When you see doors of opportunity, run up to them and pick the lock."
"Where there's a will, there's 50 relatives."
"If it looks like a chicken, sounds like a chicken, walks and smells and feels like a chicken, it's a duck with a day job as a chicken."
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas, I'll never know."
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has found a scapegoat."
"Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils."
"The average woman would rather have beauty over brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
"Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive."
"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature."
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
And yes, proof that I am such a nerd x3
Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a
A: 7. Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is having issues, to which Kirk will send Bones to look at it. Bones (after complaining that dammit, he's a doctor, not a technician) then proclaims that it's worse than that - it's dead. Scotty, after checking around, notices that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he cannae see in the dark to tend to his engines. Kirk must make an emergency stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb from the natives. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Sulu, and 3 red shirt security officers beam down. The 3 security officers are promptly killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured (in the ensuing fight, Kirk manages to rip his shirt). Meanwhile, back in orbit, Scotty notices a Klingon ship approaching and must warp out of orbit to escape detection. Bones cures the native king who is suffering from the flu, and as a reward the landing party is set free and given all of the light bulbs they can carry. Scotty cripples the Klingon ship and warps back to the planet just in time to beam up Kirk et. al. The new bulb is inserted, and the Enterprise continues with its five year mission.