Greetings. I am 343 Guilty Spark, Moniter of Inst-

...wait, no, nevermind. God, I can't believe I never updated my profile... anyway. This account is more comatose than dead. I no longer type fanfics, as I cannot consider myself a competent enough author (I still roleplay, oddly enough). However, I still read and review stuff, so to some lesser extent, this account's continued existence is justified.

In case you have any desire to talk to me, feel free to PM me. I am almost always available.