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Caveat Lector: Let the reader beware.

A little bit about me: I’m a girl, American, old enough to vote, and a horrible procrastinator. I love anime, manga, school, reading, writing, daydreaming, Skyrim, Harry Potter Lego Games, JesuOtaku Anime Reviews, and ice cream.

Yep, that’s everything important

Works in Progress:

Title: Rookie Days and Training Haze

Fandom: Fillmore!

Summary: Fillmore and Third start their final year of middle school and are put in charge of training two rookies. When whispers of an underground cheating ring crop-up, Fillmore, Third, and the newbies are sent to stop it.

Coming soon:

Title: The Dudley Diaries

Fandom: Harry Potter

Summary: Harry Potter saved the world, but what of his cousin, Dudley Dursley? As a young man, desperate to escape his parent’s influence, he moves to New York. This is his story, his failures and triumphs; all told in a series of unsent letters to a person he never thought he’d see again.

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Title: Falling Skies

Fandom: Harry Potter

Summary: “My little brother is the Boy-Who-Lived. You think that’d be pretty cool, being the sister of a celebrity. And you’d be dead wrong.” Skyler Potter has always known her purpose in life: protect her twin brother Harry. She knows that Harry is special; he’s destined for great things. On their eleventh birthday, she’s proven right—and that’s when the trouble begins.

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Favorite manga/anime:

Fullmetal Alchemist

Baccano!

Ouran high school host club

Naruto

D. Gray-man

Gash Bell

Cowboy Bebop

Princess Tutu

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

Durarara!!

Trigun

Hellsing

One Piece

Spice and Wolf

Usagi Drop

Spirited away

Code Geass

Madoka Magica

Angel Beats!

Summer Wars

Black Lagoon

Haibane Renmei

Kamisama Dolls

Favorite books:

A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L’Engle

Winnie-the-Pooh by A.A. Milne

The House at Pooh Corner by A.A. Milne

Sideways Stories from Wayside School by Louis Sachar

The Underland Chronicles by Suzanne Collins

To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee

A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket

Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte

It by Stephen King

His Dark Materials trilogy by Philip Pullman

Holes by Louis Sachar

Harry Potter seriesby J.K. Rowling

The Giver by Lois Lowry

Carrie by Stephen King

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll

The Color of Magic by Terry Pratchett

Guards! Guards! By Terry Pratchett

Dairy Queen by Catherine Gilbert Murdock

The Off Season by Catherine Gilbert Murdock

Front and Center by Catherine Gilbert Murdock

The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis

The Anne of Green Gables series by Lucy Maud Montgomery

Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson

Cujo by Stephen King

Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH by Robert C. O'Brien

Favorite shows:

Avatar: The Last Airbended

Legend of Korra

Criminal minds

NCIS

Disney's Recess

Disney's Fillmore

Suits

Xiaolin Showdown

Touched by an Angel

Animaniacs

Chicago Fire

Flashpoint

Dr. Quinn, Medical Woman

Favorite movies

The Nightmare before Christmas

Sweeney Todd: the demon barber of Fleet Street

Fiddler on the roof

The land before time

Annie

The Dark Knight

Finding Nemo

Lilo and Stitch

Lion King 1&2

Monsters, Inc.

Mulan

Prince of Egypt

Princess and the Frog

Shrek

Toy Story (all of them)

Up

WALL-E

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Despicable Me

The Ten Commandments

The Lorax (2012)

Zombieland

How the Grinch stole Christmas (animated and live action)

Star Trek: 2009

The Emperor's new Groove

Ice age

To kill a Mockingbird

The Men in Black

The Incredibles

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Favorite Pairings:

Edward/Rose (FMA, 2003 anime)

Alphonse/May (FMA, manga)

Roy/Riza (FMA)

Isaac/Miria (Baccano!)

Jacuzzi/Nice (Baccano!)

Firo/Ennis (Baccano!)

Tamaki/Haruhi (Ouran host club)

Ron/Hermione (Harry Potter)

Harry/Ginny (Harry Potter)

Neville/Luna (Harry Potter)

Katniss/Peeta (Hunger Games)

Gregor/Luxa (Underland chronicles)

Sokka/Toph (Avatar: LTA)

Tony/Ziva (NCIS)

Naruto/Hinata (Naruto)

Fakir/Duck (Princess Tutu)

Kimiko/Raimundo (Xiaolin Showdown)

Chase/Jack (Xiaolin Showdown)

Vash/Meryl (Trigun)

Lawrence/Holo (Spice and Wolf)

Otonashi/Kanade (Angel beats!)

Rock/Revy (Black Lagoon)

Lelouch/Kallen (Code Geass)

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We are the students of Hogwarts. The ones who haven't received their letters in the mail, but still are supporting our favorite houses. The next best thing to Hogwarts is the internet one. We are loyal, brave, cunning, hardworking, smart, artistic, sneaky, and devious. We are all PROUD of the house the Sorting Hat sorts us in. We strive to beat others in house points through a friendly competition. I am a PROUD member of Hogwarts_Online_II , come and be sorted with the rest of us!

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

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