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1 Unsettled Exhausted from her adventures in the Underground, Sarah makes the unsettling realization that she possesses a statuette of Jareth. Then a certain barn owl shows up, and the two collide in a spectacularly amusing manner. Mild coarse language. Please R&R!
Labyrinth, K+, English, Humor, words: 713, favs: 5, 8/9/11, Sarah Jareth
17 When a Vending Machine Is a Bad Omen You know the level with security guards where you steal a starite from a museum? Well, my friend & I were playing it, and I found her strategy amusing enough that my addled muse sent me this plot bunny. Oneshot. Rated for swearing, a bit high to be safe.
Scribblenauts, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 7, 2/26/10
63 House Has Been Abducted by Aliens? What is this? » House and Wilson end up aboard the USS Enterprise. Wilson panics, House angers people. Repeatedly. Meanwhile, Cuddy, House's team, and Amber try to figure out where they went. No slash, sorry folks. Rated for language. Please R&R!
StarTrek: The Original Series & House, M.D., T, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 11k+, favs: 55, follows: 66, updated: 7/20/09 published: 12/10/08, G. House
27 The Winner is a Loser Captains James T. Kirk and Jack Sparrow argue over who is more obsessed with his ship. Oneshot. Reviewers get hypothetical cookies.
StarTrek: The Original Series & Pirates of the Caribbean, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 24, follows: 1, 11/6/08, J. Kirk Capt. Jack Sparrow