About Me

Favorite books:

1. It's hard to name my top favorite so I'll leave this one blank.
2. Harry Potter (Yes, I'm one of them. Got a problem with that?)
2. Shakespeare (The Taming of the Shrew is actually very funny, even though Shakespeare's being a major chauvinist just writing it.)
2. Sisters Grimm

Let's see. Oh, I live in the Sunshine State. It's freezing cold this winter though. I love whales and tigers. My favorite animals are white bangle tigers and Orca whales. Did I mention my insane friends? I like writing things. Stories about mysteries and stuff. I was doing one for a project at school. I'm also in band (DRUMLINE!!). Spongebob is awsome! My friend and I love him! (just throwing that in there)

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My Pet Peeves~
1. People who think they know everything and then tell you something completely untrue.
2. The creepy noise made when you rub your sandels or paper against a tiled floor (ick!).
3. People who say like after every freaking word! (Oh, no! I've become one of them!!)
4. People who don't know sarcasm.
5. People who can't use punctuations and can't spell even the simplest word (I understand if it's an accident, but use spellcheck!)!
6. Totally rude guys (enought said).
7. People who hate a book because everyone around them likes it. If the book is good, of course other people will like it. That doesn't mean the you automatically hate it because you want to be an "individual". That's not indivualism. That's just being thickheaded and stupid. (There, I just released some steam) :)

Stories

6/15/11

I honestly don't know when I'll get back to the Grimm Family Therapy. I'm very ADD when it comes to writing, so I may never actually finish the story, and I don't want to post chapters if I don't know where the story will end up. Sorry to everybody who was excited to read it.

Awesome Quotes

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. ~Mark Twain

I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much trouble. ~Rudyard Kipling

I'm not random, I just have many thoughts. ~ unknown

A person is a person, no matter how small... ~ Dr. Seuss

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. ~ Walt Disney

The more that you read, the more you will know. The more that your learn, the more places you’ll go. ~ Dr. Seuss

You know you’re in love when can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. ~ Dr. Seuss

You do not lead by hitting people over the head- that's assault, not leadership. ~Dwight D. Eisenhower

I've always said that in politics, you're enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you. ~Ann Richards

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. ~ Aristotle

If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman. ~Margaret Thatcher

Well behaved women rarely make history. ~Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I have a real soft spot in my heart for librarians and people who care about books. ~ Ann Richards

There are two motives for reading a book: one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. ~Bertrand Russell

All books are divisible into two classes, the books of the hour, and the books of all time. ~John Ruskin

In the case of good books, the point is not how many of them you can get through, but rather how many can get through to you. ~Mortimer Adler

A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~Thomas Paine

A great many people mistake opinions for thoughts. ~Herbert V. Prochnow

To be ignorant of one's ignorance is the malady of the ignorant. ~Amos Bronson Alcott

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? ~Albert Einstein

If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed. ~Mark Twain

I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells. ~ Dr. Seuss

I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound; if I can remember any of the damn things. ~ Dorothy Parker

The Poet's Corner

Ladies and gentlemen, some beautiful poems that are a favorite of mine...

"Into love and out again,
Thus I went and thus I go.
Spare your voice, and hold your pen:
Well and bitterly I know
All the songs were ever sung,
All the words were ever said;
Could it be, when I was young,
Someone dropped me on my head?"
~Dorothy Parker

"There's little in taking or giving,
There's little in water or wine:
This living, this living, this living,
Was never a project of mine.
Oh, hard is the struggle, and sparse is
The gain of the one at the top,
For art is a form of catharsis,
And love is a permanent flop,
And work is the province of cattle,
And rest's for a clam in a shell,
So I'm thinking of throwing the battle —
Would you kindly direct me to hell?"
~Dorothy Parker

"My love runs by like a day in June,
And he makes no friends of sorrows.
He'll tread his galloping rigadoon
In the pathway or the morrows.
He'll live his days where the sunbeams start
Nor could storm or wind uproot him.
My own dear love, he is all my heart —
And I wish somebody'd shoot him."
~ Dorothy Parker

"Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.)"
~ Dorothy Parker... duh.

"Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful.
You might as well live."
~Dorothy Parker

"I think that I shall never know
Why I am thus, and I am so.
Around me, other girls inspire
In men the rush and roar of fire,
The sweet transparency of glass,
The tenderness of April grass,
The durability of granite;
But me- I don't know how to plan it.
The lads I've met in Cupid's deadlock
Were- shall we say?- born out of wedlock.
They broke my heart, they stilled my song,
And said they had to run along,
Explaining, so to sop my tears,
First came their parents or careers.
But ever does experience
Deny me wisdom, calm, and sense!
Though she's a fool who seeks to capture
The twenty-first fine, careless rapture,
I must go on, till ends my rope,
Who from my birth was cursed with hope.
A heart in half is chaste, archaic;
But mine resembles a mosaic-
The thing's become ridiculous!
Why am I so? Why am I thus?"
~ Dorothy Parker... You know what, just anything by Dorothy Parker is amazingly awesome!

"Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay."
~ Robert Frost (gotcha)

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou growest:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this and this gives life to thee."
~William Shakespeare

Ginger wizard you just called fat? He’s skipping the chicken. Muggle-born you called ugly? She spends hours trying to shrink her teeth to normal size. Potions teacher you just attacked? He’s been abused by the husband of the love of his life. Boy with the lightening-shaped scar? For 11 years, he’s lived in a cupboard under some stairs. Slytherin you just made fun of for crying? He had to kill his Headmaster to make his parents proud. Repost this if you’re against bullying.