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103Highlight » First, Legolas was an Elf. Second, there was a part of him, and I didn't know how dominant that part might be, which wanted to kill me. Third, I was unconditionally, irrevocably, iridescently and vacillatingly obsessed with long words.
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 13k+, favs: 29, follows: 36, updated: 11/17/10 published: 7/28/10, Legolas
37 Copper and Flame » A sweet and light-hearted story in which a young Feanor discovers new feelings for the daughter of a craftsman. Slightly AU. Complete!
Silmarillion, K+, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 9k+, favs: 9, follows: 5, updated: 8/4/10 published: 6/9/10
70The Silmarillion Gospel » *MEFA 2010 nominee!* What happens when a group of clueless fangirls try to "translate" the Silmarillion into Biblical English? Utter chaos, of course!
Silmarillion, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 5, words: 5k+, favs: 29, follows: 25, updated: 7/24/10 published: 12/22/09
58Only A Story » What would you do if no one believed that you had seen someone kidnapped by mythical creatures? Eamonn, his friend Eryn, an officer, a professor and possibly the whole Police Force are about to find out how much damage explosives can do in Middle-Earth...
Lord of the Rings, T, English, Adventure & Suspense, chapters: 5, words: 16k+, favs: 8, follows: 15, updated: 7/7/10 published: 5/12/10, Faramir
181 Fair Wanderer, Thou Makest Me Sicker » The Bane of Legolas, a Sue with Maia powers able to mangle Shakespeare beyond recognition, proclaims herself Queen of Rivendell. What happens when Legolas gets married and Sauron gets involved? Total madness ensues. . .
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 15, words: 45k+, favs: 43, follows: 31, updated: 2/24/10 published: 2/28/09
18Darker Than Galvorn » Aredhel certainly causes a stir in Gondolin when she comes home with a son - and pursued by an angry husband. Thus the first shadow falls upon Gondolin...Slightly AU.
Silmarillion, K+, English, Angst, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 6, follows: 2, updated: 1/31/10 published: 4/4/09
11Son of Twilight Idril is betrothed - and Maeglin could not be more depressed. There could not be a worse time for an awkward encounter. . .
Silmarillion, K+, English, Angst, words: 2k+, favs: 3, 11/18/09
190 The Fanfiction Testament » *MEFA 2010 nominee!* And from the LoTR Obsessants proceedeth the Fanfiction writers. But not all were true to Canon, and thus there was much flaming and strife among them. And Legolas spake unto the fangirls. . .
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 5, words: 4k+, favs: 158, follows: 22, updated: 10/1/09 published: 5/24/09
33 Emo, Son of Feanor » Caranthir, called the Dark, is different. He spends the summer at Alqualonde with all his crazy relatives and gets persuaded to start socialising for once by his cousin - to rather amusing effect.
Silmarillion, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 14, words: 27k+, favs: 9, follows: 4, updated: 9/7/09 published: 1/25/09
8 One Afternoon The very beginnings of a Finwean romance lie back in an innocent childhood game . . . Comments are appreciated!
Silmarillion, K+, English, Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 5, 8/1/09