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2k+The Art of Getting Fluffed » by ChocolateSparrow Like every professional, Edward Cullen needs the right tools for the job. But what happens when they just don't work anymore? Cue Bella Swan, an expert at being in the wrong place at the wrong time. The adventures of Bunny and Fluff. Short funny chapters rated M for a reason.
Twilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 21, words: 37k+, favs: 941, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/20/13 published: 3/17/13, Edward Bella
8k+Drowning, not waving » by Bower-Of-Bliss 30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes. Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen, the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group, is instantaneous. Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism? B x E x H2O equals slippery when wet. All Human. Romance. Humor. Minimal angst.
Twilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 150, words: 248k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 4/21/13 published: 9/16/11, Bella Edward
10k+ Words with Strangers » by Nolebucgrl EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 52, words: 306k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 4/20/13 published: 7/13/11, Edward Bella
10k+ Words with Friends » by Nolebucgrl Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 62, words: 353k+, favs: 7k+, follows: 6k+, updated: 4/20/13 published: 4/16/11, Bella Edward
10k+ Sideline Collision » by Nolebucgrl A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 32, words: 196k+, favs: 6k+, follows: 6k+, updated: 4/11/13 published: 2/15/11, Edward Bella
3k+ In Your Room » by LayAtHomeMom After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen? Rated M for Edward's dirty mouth, Bella's inner whore, embarrassing situations and lemons galore…
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 24, words: 114k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 4/4/13 published: 11/1/12, Edward Bella
10k+ First & Ten » by Nolebucgrl Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 55, words: 375k+, favs: 8k+, follows: 5k+, updated: 3/30/13 published: 4/6/10, Bella Edward
847The Silver Lining » by kimpy Divorced Bella meets widowed Edward one afternoon in a Laundromat, and an instant attraction results. When you meet your soulmate after your spouse dies, do you allow yourself fall in love again? Written for Litljazzbird.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Friendship, chapters: 13, words: 77k+, favs: 499, follows: 703, updated: 3/10/13 published: 8/7/10, Edward Bella
2k+Episode » by BoydBlog Bella Swan is a writer that is on a trip of a lifetime. Edward Cullen is a famous actor, whose life is a blur of film-sets, hotels and screaming fans. A destined encounter and a battle of mind over matter erupt amongst sensual music and a shared longing.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 48, words: 277k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 1/31/13 published: 12/30/09, Bella Edward
6k+ Training the Swan » by ericastwilight Edward is the retired right hand man for a mob boss, Charlie Swan. When asked to train a woman to help to protect herself and her daughter, he had no idea the trouble he'd find himself in. She's the boss's daughter. Can he keep his hands off?
Twilight, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 50, words: 205k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 1/10/13 published: 5/3/09, Edward Bella
5k+ Secret Sex » by erinbatt Edward and Bella have a little secret...or so they think. A friendship that evolves into a very sweet love story. If only anyone knew about it... AH / Canon pairings.
Twilight, M, English, Romance, chapters: 50, words: 366k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 12/27/12 published: 3/10/10, Edward Bella
5k+ Beyond Inappropriate » by bornonhalloween Edward is Off Limits, but when he tempts her again and again, how much can a hot-blooded, middle-aged woman take? Bella knows better than to lust after her son's best friend, but he's so damn perfect and the consequences seem miles away. All human, all BPOV. Rated M for lemon times.
Twilight, M, English, Romance, chapters: 65, words: 75k+, favs: 610, follows: 635, updated: 12/27/12 published: 9/10/12
4k+Laid Bare » by Brits23 Desperate to taste-unable to deny. A defective vampire-a deceptive human girl. Monster and man discovers primal urges he never knew existed. Can it ever be enough? To drink her is completion, to touch her is salvation.AU, ExB OOC,Canon pairs
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 30, words: 269k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 11/27/12 published: 11/28/09, Edward Bella
1k+ Evermore Experience » by deJean Smith Bella Swan receives an invitation to the exclusive Evermore Experience, an in-depth immersion summer program where she plans to fully explore 19th century England, but fate has other plans for her once she arrives. A mostly AU story.
Twilight, M, English, Romance, chapters: 33, words: 159k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 971, updated: 11/15/12 published: 6/8/10, Bella Edward
7k+La canzone della Bella Cigna » by philadelphic A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight, M, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 45, words: 336k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 11/9/12 published: 6/9/09, Edward Bella
336 Wedding Belles » by Tricycle Of Awesomeness There's a wedding to be had, a monkey to hide and a secret to be shared. It's survival of the BFFs in this twisted tale where the girls learn the truest meaning of love, family and loyalty. Thea/Hanna/Faith, ExB x3
Twilight, T, English, Romance & Friendship, chapters: 10, words: 32k+, favs: 115, follows: 142, updated: 10/11/12 published: 9/18/12, Edward Bella
1k+Defrosting Edward » by Aleeab4u Bella's been trying to warm Edward up in more ways than one. With a little help from Alice, a broken truck and a few burned fingers, she just might have found his defrost button. Rated M with canon characters, based on "practice makes perfect." E/B AU
Twilight, M, English, Romance, chapters: 26, words: 162k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 10/9/12 published: 3/6/09, Edward Bella
10k+ The Diva Diaries » by KiyaRaven Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 36, words: 327k+, favs: 6k+, follows: 5k+, updated: 10/4/12 published: 2/28/10, Bella Edward
1k+ Dead Confederates » by goldenmeadow Sultry, scary, Southern Gothic. A good ol' vamp with bad intentions, Eddie lives large as ever on the down-low, down South. Always under his skin, Bella's just sass in a frosty glass. **INSPIRED AWARDS WINNER Best Vampires & Best Bella** AU/M
Twilight, M, English, Angst & Humor, chapters: 37, words: 326k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 901, updated: 8/31/12 published: 6/2/09, Edward Bella
2k+ Anatomy of a Human » by Amethyst Jackson Companion to Only Human. Edward's young life is irreversibly altered when a mysterious girl in strange clothing stumbles into his world. Now complete.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 21, words: 57k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 8/31/12 published: 4/7/10, Edward Bella