C'est moi! Crystal Caden here from the wonderful and magical land of Canada! Je ne parle pas beaucoup de Français, but the little I do know i speak proudly!

I currently find myself enrolled in a fabulous university in Ontario. Such fun to be had.

Favourite Books: There are just too many to list but these ones have most inspired me to write:
-Trixie Belden series
-The Chronicles of Narnia
-Harry Potter series
-The Georgia Nicholson series
-Anne of Green Gables

Favourite pairings:
-Draco/Ginny is my favourite
-Scorpius/Rose
-Lily/James
-Georgia/Dave
-Trixie/Jim (NEVER DAN)
-Anne/Gilbert

Methinks now would be a fantabulous time to mention my most amazing editor and dearest chum...and cousin, Alicornia. Were I to give her a penny for every comma I missed, she would be a multi-millionaire! She is currently working on an awesome HP fic and you should totally check it out! "Dear Boarwilds, Just Try to Squelch Hogwarts!" (Beware the Madness!) Here's the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5175001/1/Dear_Boarwilds_Just_Try_to_Squelch_Hogwarts

My firm beliefs:
-Fred Weasley is NOT dead.
-Narnia really exists.
-Middle Earth is real.
-Trixie Belden ends up with Jim and Jim only. Dan should not exist.
-Peter and Susan do not leave Narnia forever.
-Mary Ingalls does not go blind. (That always bothered me as a child!)
-Susan and Caspian should never be together.
-The Loch-Ness Monster is real.
-Pluto is a Planet!

My stories:

Revenge is as Sweet as Ripened Mangoes: Could use some editing but if you're looking for an amusing read with very little (or none whatsoever) seriousness in it, then this could be the fic for you! DM/GW

So Damn Hot: Ok, let's just say I was young when I wrote this. If you want something incredibly light and superficial with absolutely no depth at all, this fic could possibly float your boat. Warning, it is really a poorly disguised one-shot. DM/GW

Story in the works:

Of Juicy Abs and Shapely Calves: A James/Lily Maurader era fic. Aim is to be light and funny, but hopefully have a little more depth then my previous two have had. I don't really like to deal with Voldemort in my stories, so I will probably just ignore his existence as usual. This story will just be my take on James and Lily's seventh year and how their relationship forms.