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The Mentalist: Boy Wonder »
CONCLUSION POSTED! Collaboration with the awesome starry19. Travel back in time to when Jane first meets Angela. It's hate at first sight, but outside forces and fate push them together. We promise it doesn't end in tragedy. It is a love story. Take a chance! Humor/Romance. Rated T/M for language and sexuality.Mentalist, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 10, words: 47k+, favs: 21, follows: 35, updated: 6/18/13 published: 5/7/13, Patrick J.
95The Mentalist: The Red Planet »
With a case that divides the sexes in the good old CBI, Jane and Lisbon make a bet that has them questioning everything they thought they knew about sexual stereoptypes. Set late Season 5, but with no Red John, no angst; only humor, romance and the age-old battle of the sexes. Rated T/M for adult language and sexuality. Jisbon/Rigspelt.Mentalist, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 11k+, favs: 20, follows: 49, updated: 6/16/13 published: 6/8/13, Patrick J. Grace vP. Teresa L. Wayne R.
196The Mentalist: Red Roulette »
Collaboration with the wonderful waterbaby134. Set post season 5 finale. Jane and Lisbon must deal with Red John's changing rules, while being forced to play a new game of their own. But when tragedy hits close to home, will they be able to get past it to catch Red John, before he catches them? Spoilers 5x22. Drama/Romance/Angst/Humor. Rated T/M for language, violence and sexualityMentalist, T, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 5, words: 29k+, favs: 57, follows: 120, updated: 6/4/13 published: 5/14/13, Patrick J. Teresa L.
56 Mentalist Episode Tag: Red and Itchy, 5x21
Jane does some whittling. Set post-episode. Friendship/Humor/Hints of Jisbon. Spoilers, 5x20, 21, and 22. Rated T for mild language.Mentalist, T, English, Friendship & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 29, follows: 5, 4/30/13, Patrick J. Teresa L.
139 The Mentalist: Without Further Ado »
Jane and Teresa never meet but engage in a battle of wits. Each vows never to marry, but can their friends design a way to bring them together? Loving adaptation of Shakespeare's play, Much Ado About Nothing, without the iambic pentameter. Extreme AU, but please take a chance! Humor, romance, Jisbon, Rigspelt. Rated K /TMentalist, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 5, words: 25k+, favs: 25, follows: 36, updated: 4/28/13 published: 4/1/13, Patrick J. Grace vP. Teresa L. Wayne R.
57 Mentalist Episode Tag: Red Velvet Cupcakes, 5x20
Set post episode. Lisbon notices a growing tension between Jane and her. Humor and a hint of Jisbon. Spoilers, 5x20. Rated T for language and adult innuendo.Mentalist, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 35, follows: 4, 4/23/13, Patrick J. Teresa L.
24 Mentalist Episode Tag: Red Letter Day, 5x19
Jane and Lisbon discuss Kirkland. Set immediately post episode. Spoilers, 5x19.Mentalist, T, English, Friendship & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 6, follows: 3, 4/15/13, Patrick J. Teresa L.
24 Mentalist Episode Tag: Behind the Red Curtain, 5x18
Set immediately post episode. Jane calls Lisbon to give her the news about Lennon. Spoilers, 5x18. Mild language.Mentalist, K+, English, Friendship & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 6, follows: 3, 3/26/13, Patrick J. Teresa L.
55 Mentalist Episode Tag, 5x17: Red, White, and Blue »
CHAPTER 2 IS UP! AU sequel to my 5x15 tag, subtitled, "Step Five." Spoilers for 5x15, 5x16, 5x17. Romance, humor, Jisbon. Rated T for sexual content.Mentalist, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 25, follows: 5, updated: 3/24/13 published: 3/19/13, Patrick J. Teresa L.
427 The Mentalist: Ruby Tears »
A disturbed young woman pursues Jane. He must convince Lisbon that the teen isn't as innocent as she seems, before he too gets caught in her trap. Set in Season 5. Drama/Jisbon romance. Rated T/M for adult content, language, and sexuality.Mentalist, T, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 11, words: 43k+, favs: 66, follows: 103, updated: 3/17/13 published: 1/23/13, Patrick J. Teresa L.
43 Mentalist Episode Tag: There Will be Blood, 5x16
Lisbon contemplates what it all means. Spoilers, 5x16. A hint of Jisbon.Mentalist, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort & Drama, words: 880, favs: 14, follows: 2, 3/11/13, Teresa L.
46 Mentalist Episode Tag: Red Lacquer Nail Polish, 5x15
Takes place post episode, then goes decidedly AU from there. I don't want to give away the surprise in the summary, so please read on. Spoilers, 5x15.Mentalist, T, English, Friendship & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 29, follows: 4, 3/5/13, Patrick J. Teresa L.
35 Mentalist Episode Tag: Red in Tooth and Claw, 5x14
Set immediately post episode. Jane and Lisbon discuss dating, dinosaurs, and Achilles heels. Spoilers, 5x14. Friendship/humor, hints of Jisbon. Mild language.Mentalist, K+, English, Friendship & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 17, follows: 2, 2/18/13, Patrick J. Teresa L.
14 Mentalist Episode Tag: His Red Right Hand, 2x8
Missing scenes/tag to this wonderful classic episode. (This was the one with Red John, Bosco and his creepy secretary, Rebecca.) Jane attends two funerals. Minor language.Mentalist, K+, English, Friendship & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, 2/10/13, Patrick J. Teresa L.
28 Mentalist Episode Tag: The Red Barn, 5x13
Set immediately post-episode. Jane and Lisbon ruminate further about Visualize, Red John, and life choices. Spoilers, 5x13. Friendship fic.Mentalist, K+, English, Friendship & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 11, follows: 4, 1/28/13, Patrick J. Teresa L.
324 Teresa »
Collaborative fic with waterbaby134. Extreme AU, inspired by Jane Austen's "Emma." Jane and Lisbon are lifelong friends, but will a matchmaking scheme make them realize they are well-matched to each other? Romance/Humor/Friendship. Rated K to T.Mentalist, T, English, Romance & Friendship, chapters: 11, words: 51k+, favs: 83, follows: 86, updated: 1/19/13 published: 11/12/12, Patrick J. Teresa L.
40 Mentalist Episode Tag: Little Red Corvette, 5x12
In light of the Volker case, Lisbon and Jane understand each other much better. Spoilers, 4x12. Friendship/comfort.Mentalist, K+, English, Friendship & Hurt/Comfort, words: 863, favs: 9, follows: 3, 1/14/13, Teresa L. Patrick J.
304 The Mentalist: The Rocket's Red Glare »
Someone is trying to kill Jane (again). Even with Lisbon acting as his bodyguard, it won't stop Jane from doing something idiotic to catch his would-be killer. Set in Season 5. Rated T/M for language and adult content. Humor/Drama/Jisbon romance.Mentalist, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 8, words: 31k+, favs: 83, follows: 94, updated: 1/11/13 published: 12/12/12, Patrick J. Teresa L.
22 Mentalist Episode Tag: Days of Wine and Roses, 5x11
Jane and Lisbon prepare themselves for what lies ahead. Spoilers, 5x11. Friendship/comfort/humor.Mentalist, K+, English, Friendship & Hurt/Comfort, words: 712, favs: 8, follows: 2, 1/7/13, Patrick J. Teresa L.
46 Another Mentalist Mistletoe Fic
The title speaks for itself, I suppose. Silly, fluffy, Christmastime fun with a hint of Jisbon.Mentalist, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 39, follows: 5, 12/21/12, Teresa L. Patrick J.