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378Cold Fuzz » Have you ever wondered what BLEACH would be like if Kubo-sama saw "Hot Fuzz" before he wrote it? Well, I did, and this is what I came up with. Major crack, no point what-so-ever! Updates at least once every month. ON WITH THE CRACK!
Bleach, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 82, words: 172k+, favs: 42, follows: 31, updated: 5/4/13 published: 4/8/10, Ichigo K. Rukia K. Tatsuki A. Renji A.
3 Wonderland beginnings This is the beginning of Orihime's journey through a strange land where everyone wants to kill her. Contains the first three chapter of "Wonderland".
Bleach, M, English, Horror & Fantasy, words: 4k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, 2/10/13, Orihime I. Grimmjow J.
10Nirvana: A Fairy Tragedy » Originally "A Week in Nirvana" by Themulcheister, now removed. The graduating class of Fairy Tail Acadamy find themselves moored on the remote Island of Nirvana. Lucy, Natsu, Gray, Erza, and the others soon discover that being shipwrecked was the least of their problems...Fairy Hills AU. Warning: contains all that good stuff you usually find in M rated fics.
Fairy Tail, M, English, Horror & Tragedy, chapters: 5, words: 19k+, favs: 10, follows: 6, updated: 10/25/12 published: 9/9/12, Erza S. Gray F. Lucy H. Natsu D.
10Elfen MENT » A humorous abridging of Elfen Lied, brimming with humor. Did I mention it has humor in it? Be prepare to laugh a lot. Characters will probably be OOC at time. But then, that's the whole point, isn't it? Updates infrequently, up it will be updated. Ch.3 in progress.
Elfen Lied, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 17k+, favs: 6, follows: 8, updated: 8/31/12 published: 7/10/12, Lucy / Nyu Kohta
42 Angels on Atlantis » When the heat gets to be to much on Earth, the Flock heads for the Peagasus Galaxy! Samll x-over with SG-1. Under new management by Hideout Writer .
Stargate: Atlantis & Maximum Ride, T, English, Adventure & Sci-Fi, chapters: 17, words: 44k+, favs: 15, follows: 23, updated: 6/4/12 published: 10/1/09, Rodney M. John S. Max Angel
1 Cold Fuzz in under 100 words It's just like that title says. Based off of the ones done by Kiba Wolf.
Bleach, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 119, favs: 3, follows: 1, 2/29/12, Ichigo K. Rukia K.
61Battle Royale: Vixen's Den » A Battle Royale fic made with a little twist. To find out what, stay with it till the end. Oh, and there's going to be blood, swearing, and other fun stuff, too. Submissions are now closed. *DISCONTINUED*
Battle Royale, M, English, Sci-Fi & Suspense, chapters: 9, words: 6k+, favs: 2, follows: 6, updated: 2/27/12 published: 10/1/10
21 Deteriorate » First of the Damaged Princess Tales. After three years of peace, the mind of Inoue Orihime begins to deteriorate, slipping back into old patterns. Karakura town faces a new killer, one with a smile on their face... M for blood, language, ect.
Bleach, M, English, Horror & Tragedy, chapters: 9, words: 19k+, favs: 5, follows: 3, updated: 10/31/11 published: 9/12/11, Orihime I.
3 The Dragonballs of Haruhi Suzumiya When Haruhi, Kyon, and the SOS Brigade watch an American adaptation of an iconic Manga things take a turn for the worst.
Haruhi Suzumiya series, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 4, 10/27/11, Kyon Haruhi S.
4 The square peg Some things are just not possible... Drabble.
Haruhi Suzumiya series, K, English, Humor, words: 146, favs: 1, 9/28/11, Haruhi S. Kyon
55The Pwnage of Haruhi Suzumiya » A collection of short Haruhi stories centered around Video games. Mostly taking place within the clubroom form some wierd reason, among other places. New ideas are apriciated and welcomed. *INDEFINITE HIATUS*
Haruhi Suzumiya series, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 26, words: 34k+, favs: 19, follows: 14, updated: 8/8/11 published: 7/29/10
6 Higurashi Angel's wings » Nicholas Martinez's life is now a living hell. How did it happen? This is the story... Rated M for violence, paranoia, and some suggestives scenes. *DISCONTINUED*
Maximum Ride & Higurashi/Umineko series, M, English, Parody & Horror, chapters: 8, words: 16k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, updated: 7/23/11 published: 11/12/09, Fang
2 A second day in the life A sequel to "A day in the life of YGO; Abridged". With more characters, more humor, and even some guest appearances!
Yu-Gi-Oh, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 5k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, 3/31/11, Yūgi M. Yami Yūgi
10 A day in the life of YGO Abridged This is a little scene I wrote set in the universe of Yugioh; The Abridged Series. Hopefully, it will actually be halfway good.
Yu-Gi-Oh, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 19, follows: 1, 1/13/11, Yami Yūgi Yūgi M.
12 Of Sues and Wings » Max and the Flock run into a Mary-Sue, who immediately tries to kick Max and Angel out of the picture. This is for the "Kill Mary-Sue" contest. Plus revised verison.
Maximum Ride, K+, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 16k+, favs: 11, updated: 1/13/11 published: 1/28/10, Max
1 Cold Fuzz Christmas Omake Happy Christmahanakwanzaka from the cast of Cold Fuzz! Even though it's the holidays, they still get into trouble. There will be presents, happy memories, guest appearances, and maybe even a wardorbe malfunction!
Bleach, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 4, 12/18/10, Ichigo K. Rukia K. Tatsuki A. R. Matsumoto
1 The night it all began A prequel for "The Inoue/Arisawa Super Fun Fieldtrip Video Diaries". Contains suggestive content, violence, and some language.
Bleach, M, English, Horror & Tragedy, words: 3k+, 11/27/10, M. Hinamori
1 The Comparison of Haruhi Suzumiya DRABBLE. Just a little something I noticed the other day.
Haruhi Suzumiya series, K, English, Parody, words: 220, favs: 1, 10/25/10, Kyon Haruhi S.
1 The Authors have their day This is something I wrote out of my extreme hatred for all things Tilight for Alex McMullen's "101 Way to kill Edward Cullen". It didn't make it into the final cut, but it still needs to be read by you guys! "Alex McMullen" is used with his permission.
Parodies and Spoofs, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 922, favs: 1, 9/27/10
3 Beyond Poetry Just a little something Beyond Birthday cooked up. Read "Empty Shell" if you want it to make more sense.
Death Note, T, English, Poetry & Horror, words: 384, favs: 1, 3/29/10, BB