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Rosalie Gets Asked Out on a Date
Rosalie has a new belle. A new belle who asks her out on a DATE! So exciting! Fluffic ... in the mode of phfina.Twilight, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 9k+, favs: 2, 5/23/12, Rosalie
1 Kutthee
And once you do that to one person, a child of God, you allow that against all persons, and we have to love all persons, sweetie, and defend their rights, too. Or else we lose ours, too. One shot.V for Vendetta, M, English, Sci-Fi & Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 2, 3/24/12
6 
Chez Melissa
"You can have anything you want, at Melissa's restaurant ... except Melissa." Well, actually, after supper and dishes, a little dessert of airy Melissa confection - cinnamony sweet - may be just what you are looking for. And who am I to say no?Twilight & Muppet Show, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 5k+, favs: 4, 7/4/11, Swedish Chef
10 If I were your lover »
Fourth stanza: My kitten and me. A phfunnily phfinaesque ode from a panther to her pet, a pet who she likes to pat. But wait. I thought phfina was supposed to be all panthery, not kitteny-like. Why does my panthery roar come out all kitten mew-like?Rite of Spring/Le sacre du printemps, M, English, Poetry & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 5k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 2/6/11 published: 10/15/10
63Bloodbuzz »
Chapter 7: You think that you have your concerns. And then ... you realize, too late, what you did have, but then it's all gone. And you can do nothing, except watch her die. And hold her. And love her. Helplessly.Twilight, M, English, Tragedy & Family, chapters: 7, words: 21k+, favs: 12, follows: 16, updated: 11/14/10 published: 8/10/10, Rosalie Renesmee C./Nessie
3 Sirens
When Melissa went up to the cliffs overlooking the Aegean Sea, she thought she was going to make the leap over the cliff's edge to meet her Sister Sirens. What she didn't expect was one of them to climb up the cliffs to meet her instead.X-overs & Greek Mythology, M, English, Drama & Hurt/Comfort, words: 6k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, 8/4/10, Muses
85Monsters »
Chapter 7: You know the funny thing about Irina? She thought she was being nice to me. She's a complete ass, but she made a real effort to say something 'nice' to me. And that just worked so well, didn't it? We're such buddies now! ... Please!Twilight, M, English, Horror & Tragedy, chapters: 7, words: 22k+, favs: 30, follows: 30, updated: 7/31/10 published: 7/18/10, Bella Rosalie
13 What She Said
You asked, you begged, you pleaded, and now you know: those things that Professor Dietrich said to Bella that turned her into wet sauerbraten in that Professor's domineering hands. Or did that happen ... or something else? Hm.Twilight, M, English, Drama & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 8, follows: 3, 7/20/10, Bella
30Clubbing »
Chapter 4: Alice just had to put me on the cover of this month's Vogue, didn't she?Twilight, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 4, words: 9k+, favs: 11, follows: 11, updated: 7/9/10 published: 7/1/10, Rosalie Alice
18 Fireworks
There she is, more than fifty years old, cooing over her granddaughter. "Bella," I call helplessly. She looks at me in puzzlement like I'm a stranger. She got exactly what I had hoped for her … and for me. Now what do I do with this despair?Twilight, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 6k+, favs: 38, follows: 8, 7/4/10, Rosalie Bella
122Our First Time »
Chapter 9: Do you know what a stone going into the Sol Duc River at high velocity sounds like? It sounds like gunshot.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Family, chapters: 9, words: 38k+, favs: 73, follows: 72, updated: 6/23/10 published: 4/30/10, Rosalie Bella
7 Agnus Dei
Ghost written chapter 20 of Rose Read "Horror Films." Horror films, the ultimate snuggle with your partner date. Reposted with permission and by request.Twilight, T, English, Romance & Angst, words: 7k+, favs: 16, follows: 2, 5/8/10, Rosalie Bella
12 Prowling Panther
When Rosalie suggests Samantha make up with Chris, how, exactly, does that … well, work. Not exactly à propos to "The Bells Are Ringing," so this is a spinoff, even though Rosalie still narrates. Lemons. Femdom.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 9k+, favs: 8, follows: 3, 3/23/10, Rosalie
13 Rosalie and Me
A fan fiction authoress finds out how it would be to have Rosalie as a lover. Rosalie doesn't drink her blood at the end. Unfortunately. Warning: A 'phfina piece, so there's much angst and lemons. References to implied suicidal thoughts. 'Anti-'Mary SueTwilight, M, English, Drama & Spiritual, words: 12k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, 3/19/10, Rosalie
121The Bells are Ringing »
Chapter 7: The things you find going on in laundry rooms these days. And college students study when again? Oh, and don't say to Rosalie 'take me,' unless you're clear she's clear on what you mean. Warning: explicit and dark implications.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 7, words: 29k+, favs: 79, follows: 91, updated: 3/5/10 published: 2/22/10, Rosalie Bella
36Christmas Surprises »
My take on a follow-on to Jocelyn Torrent's story Rose Read; ch 4 "The Mistake": "Mistake"? It wasn't a 'mistake,' okay? It was a misreading, ... or something ... or not! And why does Rosalie always have to harp on when I was wrong before, anyway?Twilight, M, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 17k+, favs: 11, follows: 14, updated: 2/2/10 published: 1/27/10, Alice Jasper
16What Happened Last Night »
Chapter 1: Rosalie and Alice are having a conversation about the "Bella Problem" at the Port Angeles Starbucks. Or were trying to: a customer with her baby who looks very much like Vera of 70 years ago rather derails that train of thought for Rosalie.Twilight, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, chapters: 2, words: 17k+, favs: 11, follows: 9, updated: 1/22/10 published: 11/28/09, Rosalie Vera
3 Memories
Two lovers. Two girls. One older, one younger. Mνημοσύνη and Mέλισσα, remembering and finding comfort in each other's arms.Greek Mythology & American Gods, M, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 6k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, 1/3/10
31Happy Ending »
Chapter 6: Of all the insolent, ... egalitarian ... "Good morning, Mistress"? What next? Shall we all break bread together at the same table, too?Twilight, M, English, Drama & Family, chapters: 6, words: 15k+, favs: 9, follows: 6, updated: 12/31/09 published: 12/14/09, Rosalie Royce King II
17 Sappho's Muse »
Chapter 3: The chapter in which we meet Lady Melissa, the third wife of General Pittacus, ruler of the Isle Lesbos, and in which she makes an interesting offer for Sappho to consider.Greek Mythology & Twilight, M, English, Tragedy & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 3, words: 11k+, favs: 3, follows: 4, updated: 8/2/09 published: 7/18/09, Bella