Hello, and Welcome to my Fanfiction Page.

Fan-Fic Name: Wherever Girl (in case you missed that) or WG for short.

Fan-Fic Alias *changed every so often: Alexianna Salamanda Bo Banna Miranda III

Nobody's Name: Astrid (not to be confused with Astrid from "How To Train Your Dragon", no matter HOW similar they are)

Code-Name: The Slash-Fan Slasher

I'm pretty much addicted to Fanfiction, and have been voted most likely to become a write-aholic. Don't judge me!

A little about myself:

I'm basically a girl who enjoys reading and watching comedic shows on TV (cartoons, most favorably, and sitcoms). From this, I develop enough imagination for the stories I write, and-- due to my crazy imagination-- like to include myself in some of them, just for fun.

I'm a member of DCAH (Digital Calvin And Hobbes) To check out the site yourself, just go to: www . calvin-and-hobbes . org

I'm also Christian, and I appreciate my faith in our Savior. I have a good family, which includes loving parents, loving siblings (save my 2nd older sister who gets on my nerves) and loving pets. I have 3 nieces and 1 nephew. If this family related info bores you, too bad.

Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site.
I, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors.
For some, that means the permanent loss of a story. While I don't have anything that (I believe) violates your terms of use, there are those out there that are never able to recover a story in it's original form, this is something I find to be almost worthy of a legal action, as while we cannot claim ownership of a character, the stories are OURS and simply destroying them is something that is inexcusable.
It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added.
If you're worried about falsification of a registration then have an appropriate disclaimer and then there can be no dispute, you took your steps and the PARENTS didn't monitor their children, if that is even your concern. If it is more of a personal view or desire then please at least let people know and give them a chance to remove a story that you and yours find offensive, most people on the site are actually rather cordial when it comes to such requests.
While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be looseing a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation.
For those that may agree with this, please fell free to sign on and send this to the support server, maybe we can get some movement on this.

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Rocketman1728

Wherever Girl

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Stories to be edited:

This is a list of stories that I will be changing soon.

-Reflection in the Mirror (Going to change the plot a little, as well as the ending)

-The Accomplice (Plan on toning down the sudden romance)

-and Family Traits (Going to change the plot so it fits more with Body Switch)

If I Am Ever Behind In Updating/Editing My Fics, The Main Reasons Would Be That I Am:

-Babysitting

-Taking Care Of My Pets

-Watching TV to gain inspiration

-Obsessed with a new book-series

-Trying to infiltrate government headquarters to uncover the truths they hide from us

-Assisting many Anti-Twilight Fans with a mob-session

-Lacking Inspiration to write

-Too busy

-or Dead

My hobbies include:

-Reading/Writing books and fan-fics

-Drawing pics

-Slaying sparkling vampires and were-wusses

-Using my laser-vision, robotic arm, and super-cartoon powers to keep the world safe from villains (...let alone annoy my sisters)

-Fighting head-to-head with Chuck Norris (note: haven't won any matches, yet)

-Collecting killer bunnies

-And watching TV

Things I Hate/Can't Stand:

-Slash Fics/Videos. ...Not that I have anything against homosexuality, I just hate it when people take a pair of characters who are just friends, enemies, or share a father-son bond and turn it into lemons.

-When my favorite character is killed off in a book/movie. ...I believe we all can relate to this.

-Animal/Child abuse. ...There's no excuse for either. LEAVE 'EM ALONE, YOU HEARTLESS MORONS!

-When people only listen to one side of the argument and punish the other guy. ...This namely happens among siblings.

-When a criminal breaks into a house, harms himself during intrusion, and sues the home owner. ...If YOU weren't breaking into the house in the first place, YOU wouldn't have a gash in your leg! It's your own fault, you dope!

-How vampires and werewolves went from being feared creatures of the night to sex-symbols. ...Damn you, Stephanie Myer...

-How our tax-dollars are funding for the stupid ideas our government come up with. ...If people don't want to work for money, they can join a homeless shelter, and the immigrants should fix up their own country before coming into ours.

-How someone makes a big screaming deal about Christian beliefs, and the government tends to their arguement. ...Our nation was founded on God, survived each past war because of God, and helped all its citiznes through each disaster because of our faith in God. If you don't like it, you can get the heck out of the country.

...I'd go on, but if I continued to list other things that annoy me, this page would go on forever.

My fave books/mangas are:

-Calvin and Hobbes

-Garfield,

-Left Behind,

-Darkest Powers,

-Ghost Hunt,

-Chibi Vampire,

-Percy Jackson and The Olympians

- ...pretty much anything as long as it's fictional and isn't related to Twilight, which I'm not too fond of.

My fave TV shows/animes are:

-Fangface,

-TDI/TDA/TDWT

-Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide,

-Ouran High School Host Club,

-Inuyasha,

-The Amanda Show,

-All That,

-Kenan and Kel,

-Drake and Josh,

-Scooby-Doo

-Tailspin

-Darkwing Duck

-Goof Troop

-The Mighty Ducks (Animated Series)

-...and many other shows that would take up half this page if I continued listing them. (P.S: If you haven't heard of most of these shows listed, you are welcome to look them up)

My fave movies are:

-Aladdin,

-Treasure Planet,

-Beauty and The Beast,

-Dumb and Dumber,

-Van Helsing,

-Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

-The Prince of Egypt

-Pirates of the Carribean

-Prince of Persia: Sands of Time

-Date Night

-and Vampires Suck

My fave supernatural creature: The Werewolf (you can tell from my fics)

My least-fave supernatural creature: Edward Cullen.

Author Friends: Fangface the second, Tracker 78, Starspring, AWMonopoly Man 000, Da Fixer, Jaxin, Flickr, CalviNation, Ben10M, SilverWolf407, Yuni30, Dandara and hopefully more to come ;)

Reality Friends: That's Classified Info, dude.

MY OC

Fangface

The Accomplice

Brielle Shereba: Height: 5 ft. Weight: 108. Age: 16 Hair color: Blonde. Eye Color: Blue. Personality: She is a rugged tomboy of a girl, who dislikes romance, though she tends to show her 'sweet' side only to her boyfriend. She's tough and a good fighter and has an attitude most of the time, though in some situations she tends to get emotional. She has a short-temper and a violent-streak, and the two combined can lead to trouble if someone gets on her nerves. Background Info: She became an orphan after her entire family was slaughtered by a manic killer, and was taken in by the werewolf hunter, Vincent, who trained her on how to defend herself. She abandoned him, however, when she learned he hunted werewolves, thinking he was crazy, and used her security check to explore the world, secretly pursued by Vincent, who eventually ended up in jail and tricked her into helping him escape. After running away from him a second time, she met the Fangface gang and, somehow, fell in love with Puggsy.

Family Traits

Kiff: Height: 4 ft. 9 inches. Weight: 135. Age: (varies with certain stories) Hair color: Blonde. Eye Color: Blue-Gray. Personality: Kiff is a caring, kind, adventurous boy, though he takes after his father and often has a temper, and takes after his mother and has a violent-streak. He's often hyperactive and funny, though in dangerous situations he becomes serious and makes it his responsibility to make sure his friends and family are safe. Background: He is the son of Puggsy and Brielle. In "Bitten" (written by Fangface the second) it is told that he carries a vampire trait, and in "Family Traits" it appears that he's a werewolf-vampire hybrid, due to a side-affect of the werewolf formula Puggsy had drunk years ago, but after being shot by a dart with 're-humanizing' serum, he was changed into a human...

Astrid: Height: 5 ft. Weight: 108. Age: 17 Hair color: Black (though it used to be white). Eye Color: Blue Personality: She's a hyperactive, funny, caring person, though like Brielle she's tough, violent, and has a temper and hates romance. Background: She's the Nobody of WG, who gave her her old alias and her old appearance. She, WG, and Brielle look alike (save the different hair colors) which they use for their advantages to fool their enemies. After WG found out she had super-cartoon powers, she gave her wand to Astrid. Unlike WG, she doesn't have any super-powers and only has half a heart, therefore feels less love than others.

Stalker: Height: 5 ft. 3 inches Weight: 118. Age: 17 Hair color: Black, with blonde on the top. Eye Color: Yellow. Personality: She's a rugged, tough, violent, though hyperactive and goofy, she-wolf... who finds it entertaining to electrocute herself, for some reason. Background: She is the werewolf half of WG (me!) who came around after Silver (FF2's werewolf OC) accidentally bit the authoress (ouch). She acts just like WG, only more extreme, though her personality caused her to be torn to pieces by Vincent in "Family Traits", and was forced to bite WG in order for her to live. Though-- since she also has super-cartoon powers-- didn't really die, and was able to become whole again. It was recently discovered that she has the ability to shoot lightening out of her palms (much to her enjoyment) and she secretly has a crush on Silver, though her violent-nature causes her to disdain romance and denies it, and focuses more on fighting than love.

Lamone Vandeguard: Height: 6 ft., 4 inches Weight: 134. Age: 100 (16 in vampire years) Hair Color: Black. Eye Color: Black. Personality: He's a cynical person and wears a stoic expression, although he still has a temper and can easily be annoyed, but he secretly cares about his friends. Background: He is a vampire, and Puggsy's long-lost cousin. He is at first ashamed of his cousin for having a friendship with werewolves, having finding them as 'ruthless and annoying', though his disdain for them slowly decreases. He used to know Brielle's family, and is rumored to have a dark past with Marlow, though he never mentions any details. He was also the Vampire King, up until someone else took over his position when he renounced it.

Hardy: Height: 5 ft. 2 inches. Weight: 145. Age: 16. Hair color: Reddish-brown. Eye color: Yellow. Personality: He's a wacky, fun-loving, (and often annoying) werewolf and cares a great deal about his friends. Similar to Fangface, if you don't count the fact that his human-half is Puggsy. Background: During a fight, Puggsy transforms into a werewolf, Hardy, where he finds out that-- after drinking a werewolf formula years ago-- he had been part of him all along, and was finally unleashed after being contained too long. He calls himself 'Hardy', claiming it's short for 'Hardcore' (even though he's a complete goofball). His sudden appearance is rumored to be the reason why Kiff is half-wolf. Puggsy permanently separated himself from Hardy, claiming he wasn't meant to be a werewolf. (Disclaimer: I only own his name.) *

Dark-Al: Height: 7 ft. 4 inches. Weight: 132. Age: 18. Hair color: Black. Eye color: Red. Personality: He's a cold-hearted, evil, ruthless psycho, who plans on taking Allen's power to vanquish his enemies. Background: He's the dark-half of Allen, looking exactly like him only in black-and-white. Having been part of Allen, he knows every trick used in battle, let alone creating a few of his own. His main power in battle is 'Shadow-drain', which allows him to erase anyone's avatar.

Nether-Girl: Height: 4 ft. 11 inches. Weight: 100. Age: 19. Hair color: Dark gray. Eye color: Red. Personality: She's evil, twisted, and power-hungry, and plans on taking WG's power to take over the world and re-design it in a dark manner. Background: She's the dark-half of Astrid. Being part of her, she knows many ways on how to torture her victims, and enjoys seeing them suffer, and has ways of causing people pain both physically and emotionally. During a fight with Brielle, her wrist was cut and the two of them fused their blood together, making it to where she became Brielle's dark-half instead.

Jennifer Southerland: Height: 6 ft. 9 inches. Weight: 120. Age: 21. Hair color: Brown. Eye color: Brown. Personality: She's the fifth oldest in her family and often critical, and can be easily annoyed. Even though she loves her little sister, she despises the fact that she hangs out with cartoons, wanting her to 'grow up'... and plans to take drastic measures to make her 'mature'. Background: She's WG's older sister, who wants her to just grow up and stop hanging around with cartoons and act like a normal girl. She and WG have been known to get in fights, make up afterwards, and end up fighting again the next day. After finding out that her little sister had been hanging around the tooniverse, she decides to use force to get her to come back and be mature like the rest of their sisters, only to end up in combat with the gang. She hooks up with other villains to get rid of Fangface, figuring that if the werewolf is no longer around, WG will give in. (Disclaimer: She's not based off any of my sisters. Really.)

Pirates and Gin

Gin Swann: Height: 5 ft. 3 inches. Weight: 118. Age: 17 Hair Color: Black. Eye Color: Violet-Purple. Personality: Gin is a smart, caring, generous girl, though she often degrades herself, feeling that she can't do anything right. She loves aquatic animals and is studying to become a marine biologist. Background: Gin is the daughter of the pirate king, Dark Crow, who divorced her mother and took her aboard his pirate ship to teach her how to be a pirate. Sadly, she didn't have a knack for it, and decided to abandon him and his crew... all the while stealing a treasure map that lead to his secret cave, where he stashed all his valuable treasure. While floating out in the water, circled by three of the pirates' pet sharks, she was saved by the Fangface gang and allowed them to assist her in her search for the treasure. She and Biff fell through a trap door after reaching the island, and she found out that her father kept the necklace her mother used to wear in memory of her death.

The Life and Times of a Werewolf

Snake: Height: 6 ft. 2 inches. Weight: 137. Age: 18 Hair Color: Black. Eye Color: Deep Blue. Personality: He is a sleazy, greedy, trouble-making gang-leader, who has a reputation for holding a grudge and never letting go until he gets his revenge. Background: He's the leader of a gang in Brooklyn, and holds rigged boxing-matches, which is how he met Puggsy and let him join his gang, thinking he could use his 'deadly right hook' for his own advantages. Unfortunately, people stopped betting at his boxing matches since Puggsy was undefeatable, and tried talking him into throwing the fight, just to make some profit again. Puggsy didn't listen to him and won the match, and Snake vowed to get him back for betraying him and he and his gang pursued him. They didn't get far, for Puggsy had met Fangface, who prevented Snake from killing Puggsy. Snake, though intimidated by the werewolf, still wanted to get his revenge, and made a deal with Ed-- capture Biff, Kim, Puggsy and Fangface, and he would get his revenge while Ed took care of Fangface.

Ed: Height: 7 ft. Weight: 145. Age: 30 Hair Color: Black. Eye Color: Hazel. Personality: He is a cool-headed, greedy, prideful man... and also a vampire. Though he can remain calm, he can still become easily agitated and has the ability to make others do his bidding, just by giving them a cold glance and losing his temper. Background: He's a rich man, though he never 'has enough money' and will go to risky levels to get more. He has two henchmen, Tony and Steve, who know him well enough to do as he says... or else. His latest attempt to get money was to kidnap Kim for ransom, and kidnap Fangs/Fangface for extortion purposes. When the job got challenging, he hired Snake to help him and made a deal with him-- capture Fangface, Biff, Kim, and Puggsy and the gang leader could have his revenge on Puggsy, and offered a large amount of money to persuade the gang leader to accept the deal. After seeing that Tony had become a werewolf after scraping his hand on Fangface's fang, Ed decided to use his werewolf henchman for extortion and decided to get rid of Fangface after he caught him and the kids.

Kidnappified

Toni Marker: Height: 4 ft., 3 inches. Weight: 92. Age: 12. Hair Color: Black. Eye Color: Hazel. Personality: She's a rugged tomboy, who has a cynical attitude. Though she cares about her friends, she hides it by being insultive or critical, and can be easily annoyed. Despite her size, she can be very tough, unless she's outnumbered. Background: Her parents died in a car-crash, forcing her to live in a dysfunctional home with her aunt and uncle. The gang saves her from a gang of muggers, and she realizes that Puggsy looks familiar, but she can't understand why. She also has a crush on Fangs, but hides it with her constant attitude.

Luca Castellan: Height: 5 ft., 4 inches. Weight: 122. Age: 13. Hair Color: Black. Eye Color: Brown. Personality: He's an easy-going kid and a good friend, and is able to sense when something isn't right. Background: He is Ed's youngest son, though he doesn't have much of a cruel nature. He's best-friends with Backbiter. After figuring out his brother is up to something, he plans on helping the Fangface gang after developing an acquaintanceship with the werewolf. Backbiter tends to be a little protective of him, though he doesn't realize it.

Tiger/Backbiter: Height: 8 ft., 7 inches. Weight: 158. Age: 21. Hair Color: Black. Eye Color: Hazel/Yellow. Personality: He's a rugged, short-tempered, crafty man who's also a cat-creature. Background: He was hired by Downy to get rid of Fangface, although he's actually working with Edward Jr. He has a slight bond with Luca, but covers it with his fierce nature. Luca talks him into helping the Fangface gang, despite the fact the were-cat has plans of his own...

Edward Jr.: Height: 8 ft., 2 inches. Weight: 142. Age: 19. Hair Color: Blonde. Eye Color: Blue. Personality: He's a calm-headed, smooth, crafty young man, which hides his psychotic schemes on revenge. Background: He's Ed's oldest son, and plans on taking his father's place as a wealthy professional kidnapper, all the while getting revenge on the Fangface gang for getting his father thrown in prison. He lies to Luca a lot. He is also a vampire, and uses his skills to get back at the gang. He teams up with Downy, deciding the gang-leader could be a useful pawn, but turns against him after finding out his plans for double-cross.

Downy: Height: 5 ft., 2 inches. Weight: 133. Age: 14. Hair Color: Brown. Eye Color: Green. Personality: He's a revenge-crazed, sick-minded, twisted boy with a ludicrous urge to kill. Yeah... he's pretty messed-up. Background: He's Snake's little brother, who wants revenge on the Fangface gang for getting his older brother thrown in jail. He has his own gang. His plan for revenge involves kidnapping Puggsy and killing him. He teams up with Edward Jr. to fulfill his revenge, but turns on him in order to get Puggsy to himself and pin the blame on the vampire.

Treasure Planet

Treasure Planet: The Next Generation

Tesoro Hawkins: Height: 4 ft. 11 inches Weight: 98. Age: 17 Hair color: Blonde. Eye Color: Blue. Personality: She's an adventerous, daring, loving, and somewhat emotional girl. She's often curious and has a habit of eavesdropping most of the time, which often either leads her into trouble or helps her out (but mostly leads her into trouble). Background: She is the daughter of Jim and Natalie Hawkins, and takes after her father on the 'adventerous' scale. After a dangerous encounter with a criminal, Jim had decided that spacing was too dangerous for her, having a fear of losing his daughter, and would often leave her with his mother while he and Natalie were gone, which irritated Tesoro deeply and wanting to prove to her father that she was cut out for sailing the Etherium. One day, after hearing her father's ship had been lost, Tesoro ran away to the Spaceport to join in on the search for him, and ended up meeting Tyson and Jonesy, all the while becoming a cabin girl. She developed a crush on Tyson, unaware that Jonesy was in love with her, and eventually grew to love him back. She has a compass that points to whatever its holder desires (similar to Jack Sparrow's compass), which Jim gave to her after telling her she had greatness in herself. She believes that dreams work as messages from the heart.

Tyson 'Revlis' Silver: Height: 5 ft. 11 inches Weight: 198. Age: 21 Hair color: Black. Eye Color: Brown (though they glow red, orange, and yellow sometimes). Personality: He is a boisterous, mischievious, loving young man, and can never resist pulling a prank once in a while. But, he also has a temper, too, so it would be wise to keep off his bad side. Background: He's half-Ursid and the son of Silver. When he was born, he had no eyes, which rendered him blind until he was two, then got realistic, artificial cyborg eyes, which glow red, orange, or yellow (depending on his mood). His mother died when he was very young, and got separated from the rest of his family when a band of pirates set fire to his home and tried to kidnap him and his brother, trying to persuade Silver into joining their crew. He ended up being taken by a man who was going to sell him on the black market, who made a dire mistake of trying to raid Jim Hawkins' boat, and Tyson was rescued by him, though refused to tell anyone who he was, feeling distrust toward them. He ran away from them, hi-jacking a longboat, and went off to search for his brother, only to end up on the black market, being sold into child labor. Jonesy came around and saved him, and they had been together ever since. He developed theories on whether Jonesy was his brother or not, but pushed them aside, tired of being disappointed again and again. He was clueless that Tesoro had a crush on him for a while, feeling that she and Jonesy should be together, but eventually found out but only loved her as a friend. When in a tight situation, he never tells anyone his father is Silver, and comes up with the alias, "Revlis", in order to avoid suspicion.

Jonesy: Height: 7 ft. 11 inches Weight: 157. Age: 16 Hair color: Reddish-Brown. Eye Color: Hazel-Brown. Personality: He's a loving, intelligent, often mischievious boy... who REALLY loves hot-sauce! He's some-what emotional, and it would be wise not to hurt his feelings... especially with Tyson around! Background: Jonesy was separated from his family during a fire, and ended up exploring the Etherium on his own until he met Tyson. Because of his height, people believe him to be older than he really looks, not believing that Tyson is the oldest and Jonesy is the youngest. He's a cabin boy and works with Tyson, and immediately fell in love with Tesoro at first sight. Though, after hearing that she had a crush on Tyson, he became hurt, and lost his temper, though calmed down after a while and apologized to her. He believes Tyson is his long-lost brother, though he's cautious to bring it up to him, feeling that he may end up disappointed again. He never gives out his last name, claiming he doesn't have one or uses Tyson's alias "Revlis" instead.

Natalie "Crow" Hawkins: Height: 5 ft. 11 inches Weight: 128. Age: 40 Hair color: Blonde. Eye Color: Green. Personality: She's a loving, caring, adventurous woman, though when it comes to her daughter, she gets a bit shrill... like your typical mother would do. Background: She's a sailor, which is how she met, fell in love with, and married Jim Hawkins. She is the mother of Tesoro and cares deeply about her daughter, and when she goes off to do something dangerous, her motherly instinct kicks in and she worries about her, until her adventerous side kicks in next and she plans to do something about it. Even though she concentrates more on being a mother, she still sticks to her spacing skills and can really kick butt... ESPECIALLY when some creep threatens her husband and/or daughter. She met Jim on a delivery voyage, and at first had conflicts with him, but they soon fell in love anyway. Her father was killed when she was young, and the last word he heard him say was "Silver" when asked who had wounded him.

Gene Oflam: Height: 7 ft. 10 inches Weight: 219. Age: 35 Hair color: Dark Blue. Eye Color: Brown. Personality: He is a caring, thrill-seeking, kidding-around sort of guy (somewhat similar to the genie from Aladdin). Background: He is a large blue alien with four arms, and the first mate of Jim Hawkins. He's loyal to his friend and is a good sailor, and has a way of helping someone with their problems... especially when it comes to Jim and Natalie having conflicts.

Louigi: Height: 6 ft. 9 inches Weight: 198. Age: 37 Hair color: Black. Eye Color: Hazel. Personality: He's a funny, caring, yet short-tempered man... who has a knack for making things explode in the kitchen. Background: He's an Italian man who worked on Jim's ship as a cook... only, wasn't really cut out for it, wanting to become a spacer instead. With a little pep-talk from Natalie, he worked to achieve his goal.

TPTNG: A New Journey

Kenta Jade:Height: 6 ft. 3 inches. Weight: 187. Age: 45. Hair color: Chocolate-brown. Eye color: Golden-hazel. Personality: She's a cunning, ruthless, conniving woman who has a tendency to hold a grudge, and is out for revenge. Background: She used to be a part of Silver's crew before Treasure Planet, though during a raid he and his crew betrayed her and Scroop cut off both her hands, forcing her to get cyborg ones. Since that day, she's been plotting revenge against Silver... starting by going after Jim and his family.

Shifter: Firs Skin Color: Orange. Eye color: Black. Personality: She's a mischievious little morph who works for Kenta, and shows distrust towards anyone except her master, and has a rivalry with Morph. Background: She's worked with Kenta all her life, working as a spy most of the time. She and Morph are basically enemies, due to the history of their masters, and she can speak clearer sentences than Morph.

Ninnifer/Foxy: Height: 4 ft., 11 inches. Weight: 100. Age: 18. Hair/fur color: Blonde, but with streaks of brown, purple, and orange. Eye color: Green. Personality: She's a jokester, who enjoys having fun, even in serious situations, and loves adventure-- especially when danger is involved. Background: She is a Lycan who once lived on the planet, Nightshade, but she and her cousin, Wulfgang, were sent to live with some close friends until it was safe to come home. She is friends with the princess of the planet Gemini, Sapphire, who offered to help her and her cousin stay safe from a wicked hunter named Silver Huntz. In human form, she looks just like Tesoro, except for her hair and eye color.

Princess Sapphire: Height: 4 ft 11 inches Weight: 99 Age: 18 Hair color: Red Eye color: Violet purple Personality: She's loving and caring and responsible about her authority, though she would rather explore the Etherium than be royalty. Background: She is the daughter of the Emperor of Gemini, and next in line for the throne, though she doesn't really want to be. She has Wulfgang as a body-guard, though its actually an excuse for him and Foxy to stay around the princess and stay protected. Her appearance is similar to Starfire from Teen-Titans, except for her eyes, and has the same powers as her, though she prefers to keep them secret up until she needs to use them. She can also communicate telepathically.

Wulfgang: Height: 8 ft. Weight: 295 Age: 17 Hair/fur color: Black Eye color: Green. Personality: He's an often silent, loyal, protective, caring creature, though he becomes fierce when provoked. Background: He's Foxy's cousin and Sapphire's body-guard. During an encounter with the hunter Silver, his human-half was separated from him and destroyed. His has the ability to claw open a portal to another location, though Sapphire advises him to keep his power secret so that her father doesn't find out. His cousin and the princess are searching for a replacement for his human-half, so he can be a whole Lycan.

Silver "Bullet" Huntz: Height: 7 ft, 3 inches Weight: 205 Hair color: Gray Eye color: Hazel. Personality: He's a twisted man with the desire to hunt Lycans, and shows no remorse for it. Background: He's a professional hunter who targets Lycans, and was banned from several planets for his 'hobby'. He once met Kenta Jade and kept in touch with her. He vows to get to his unfinished business and hunt down Wulfgang and Foxy, the only Lycans who ever encountered him but escaped.

Bone-Jacker (BJ): Height: 7 ft 9 inches Weight: 156 Hair color: Black with blonde bangs Eye color: Yellow Personality: She's a spunky hybrid, who can never remain serious for so long, no matter what the situation may be, and likes to pull a prank or two. Background: She is a wolfid-- the combination of a human and a Lycan. For this, she has two wolf-ears on her head, paws, and a tail-- all that she keeps covered with her hat, gloves, and pants. She was once part of Silver's crew until they were separated during a raid, and kept custody of a silver map that would lead to a treasure bigger than Flint's, which she hoped to find with Silver. She talks like him, and most people mistake her for a male. Everyone finds her untrustworthy since she's a pirate and was planning mutiny once. She and Kenta have a long-remembered rivalry, which isn't about to die anytime soon.

Taking the Offer

Finn Hawkins: Height: 6 ft. Weight: 125 Hair Color: Black. Eye color: Green. Personality: He's an easy-going kid, but when it comes to life-or-death situations he becomes aggressive. He has an attitude, though it's only a cover-up for his longing to just settle down, and he tends to get a bit witty. Background: Believe it or not, he is Jim's long-lost half-brother, and the reason why their father left. He lived with his own mother, Susana, on a distant planet miles from Montressor, up until she grew fatally ill and his father took him in and introduced him to sailing. He enjoys the thrill of adventure, but secretly wants to settle down and have a real home to go to. He's also a great guitar-player, and is very attached to his instrument.

Beauty and the Beast

Reflection in the Mirror

Lynn Arrow: Height: 5 ft. 2 inches. Weight: 137. Age: 18 Hair color: Black. Eye Color: Blue. Personality: She's a tough, witty girl who has a knack for fighting, though-- as she admits in the story-- she's not as tough as she acts, and is very loving and caring. Background: Her mother died while she was little, and she was put in an orphanage until she turned 18. She loves gardening, fencing, playing the violin and her all-time favorite movie-- Beauty and the Beast. She lived in a small apartment and worked in a restaurant until she suddenly ended up in Belle's world, where her life changed forever.

FairyTales

A Blu Fairytale

Blu: Height: 4-5 ft. Weight: 105-113. Age: 14-18 Hair color: Blonde. Eye Color: Blue. Personality: She is a rugged, moody, sarcastic, insultive, careless girl who constantly gets into trouble for a living, and will avoid (or TRY to avoid) anyone who shows any affection toward her. Background: Her full name is Bluskyrobinaquamarine, but everyone just calls her "Blu". Her parents died in a fire when she was young, forcing her to live with her aunt and uncle, and her spoiled, bratty cousins, Red and Goldilocks, and works for the 7 dwarves. She knows the true versions of the fairytales and was even part of them, but her side of the story was never told and she was cut out of them. For this, she lives a troublesome life and shoplifts and pickpockets anyone, and is always in trouble with the police for it. Her two closest friends are Pinocchio (or Pin for short) and the Big Bad Wolf (who isn't actually bad, though he tries to be to impress Red), and they both stick by her side and try to help her when she gets fed up with her aunt and uncle, even though she believes she can handle herself on her own. Once she turns 18, however, she learns that she needs their help after all, but refuses to admit it.

Three Boys, Three Problems

Jimmy Krook: Height: 5 ft. 5 inches Weight: 198. Age: 14 Hair color: Brown. Eye Color: Brown. Personality: He is a rugged, moody, troublesome kid... yet talented when it comes to pick-pocketing someone, and always likes to pick fights. Background: He is an orphan who's mother grew sick and died and was abandoned by his step-father, and never knew his real father. He raised himself while growing up on the streets, stealing and shoplifting to get by, and always getting in trouble with the cops, and never trusted anyone. He got arrested one day, but rather than being thrown into an orphanage or Juvi, he was sent to prison. He escaped while he was being taken there, but was caught again by two officers to mistook him for a criminal similar to his appearance, and was sent to Pent Towers: A prison for monsters. Once there, he met Lilly (a ghost) and Silver (a werewolf), and got into trouble with Meds (a Gorgon) and Ace (a lizard-creature). He was forced to share a cell with Silver, and the two of them didn't get along... for a while, at least.

Danny Charmm: Height: 5 ft. 5 inches Weight: 188. Age: 14 Hair color: Black. Eye Color: Blue. Personality: He is a boy with the desire to see what life is life outside of a castle, and is very caring, cautious, but often a thrill-seeker... at least, until he explores the world outside of his kingdom. Background: He is a Prince, and the son of Snow White, it is believed. His parents were murdered and his kingdom was set fire to by an old foe of his parents, Jacque Custoe. He ran away, and met Rudy Homes and Radio the Cat, who decided to help him catch Jacques and avenge his parents... all the while going to a party for the first time, and seeing how normal kids lived... up to a certain point, that is...

Rudy Homes: Height: 5 ft. 5 inches Weight: 178. Age: 14 Hair color: Blonde. Eye Color: Green. Personality: He has a girlish type of personality, and enjoys baking, romantic movies and novels, poetry, cute animals and boys... yep, he's gay. Background: He is a typical kid looking for a better life... But only ended up finding a talking cat, who he calls "Radio", and a troubled prince who needs his help. He has two older siblings, Chrys and Chris, who constantly antagonize him and beats him up, making fun of him for being homosexual and spreading rumors about him around school-- due to this, he leads an abused, friendless life... up until he meets Danny and Radio, and gets confidence from them. He figures helping out Danny will give him a little excitement in his life-- along with going to a party in disguise... only to have a bit more 'excitement' added into his life.

Silver: Height: 8 ft. 7 inches Weight: 320. Age: 45 Hair color: Black. Eye Color: Yellow. Personality: He's a tough, cynical, rugged creature... but shows Jimmy a different side of himself, all the while getting into fights and swapping verbal-abuses with the boy. Background: He is a werewolf, and claims he was sent to Pent Towers because of over-exaggeration, and is actually a prince under a curse, though no one believes him due to his boisterous nature and frightening appearance. He decides to take Jimmy under his wing, seeing that the kid doesn't know how to handle himself in a monster-prison, all the while keeping a 'secret' from him, up until he gains his trust...

Radio: Height: 1 ft. Weight: 3. Age: 200 Hair color: Gray. Eye Color: Bright Green. Personality: She is a very caring, loving, gentle cat, and is very loyal to Rudy and Danny. Background: She met Rudy in a large field, covered in glow-in-the-dark paint, and he took her home to clean her. She can talk, and will only speak to those who will listen to her... and not try to extort her or run away, freaking out. She acts like a mentor to Rudy, giving him advice and a boost in confidence once in a while, and hopes to recieve a 'favor' from him or Danny in return...

Lilly: Height: 4 ft. 3 inches Weight: 0 (she's a ghost!). Age: 10 (since she died) Hair color: Black. Eye Color: Hazel. Personality: She's a sweet, happy, loving little ghost girl, but don't let that fool you-- she can be easily angered. Background: She is a ghost who wanders around Pent Towers, visiting the prisoners there. She visits Silver the most, and therefore knows what he's like, and tries to convince Jimmy that he's not all bad, though he refuses to believe her. She cares for them both, and can easily spot a bond forming between them...

Magipoka

Magical Romantic Mishap (also a Fangface crossover)

Cheshire: Height: 7 ft Weight: 146 Age: 17 Hair Color: Blonde Eye Color: Green Personality: He's a smooth, charming guy who's popular with the ladies, and is always able to score a date with them... even if it causes him to get in trouble. Though he charms many girls, he falls in love with Yuma. Background: He's a were-cat prince. His kingdom went into poverty and he was forced to become a slave to Parker the Warlock Prince. After meeting the princesses, he and the other slaves decided to mutiny against their masters and befriend the girls instead. Back in his master's palace, he charmed many of the female servants, though the head-maid threatened them to stay away from him. He fell in love with one maid (who looked similar to Yuma), and they had a steady relationship until the head-maid punished her to death. His appearance is a teenager with cat-ears and a cat tail, but when he transforms into his full were-cat form, he looks like a small cat.

Skoon: Height: 6.5 ft Weight: 160 Age: 16 Hair Color: Green Eye Color: Yellow Personality: He is a kind-hearted individual, though he is easily annoyed when people run away from him due to his appearance, looking like the Creature from the Black Lagoon. He is ashamed of how he looks, but slowly comes to accept it after meeting the princesses and Fangface gang. Background: He is the sea-creature prince. His kingdom fell into poverty and he became a slave to Drake, the Vampire Prince. He only knows how to speak the creature-language and Japanese, the only english words he's able to say are "My name is Skoon,". He joined the other slaves to mutiny against their masters and help the princesses. He wears a disguise in public so no one freaks out about his appearance. The one time he doesn't wear his disguise is at the beach, where he saved Kim from drowning.

Elliot: Height: 5 ft, 11 inches Weight: 0 Age: 15 (at time of decease) Hair Color: White Eye Color: Green Personality: He's a shy boy, but always willing to help others. He eventually falls in love with Keimi. Background: Elliot died and became a ghost, unwilling to pass on until he found out what happened to the rest of his family. Stefan the Android Prince promised to help him find out, and Elliot showed his gratitude by becoming his servant. Though after years passed, Stefan forgot about his promise and had the ghost remain his slave. He is the only slave who isn't royalty. He joined the other slaves in mutiny against their masters, in order to help the princesses, and also to solve the mystery of what became of his family. He works as a spy by turning invisible, though he gives off a cold presence when he's in a room which gives him away. *Note: He appeared in "Missing in Fiction", where he decided to move on to Heaven, believing he'll meet his family there and find out whatever became of them.

Jack Silver: Height: 6 ft, 9 inches Weight: 137 Age: 18 Hair Color: Brown Eye Color: Hazel Personality: He's a smart-mouthed, clever, witty man with a kind heart. His love is namely for the sea, so he doesn't pay much attention to the other girls, though he cares much about Shang. Background: He's the Pirate Prince. He abandoned ship in a sea of monsters and was rescued by Skoon, though they were both captured and became slaves, and he was forced to serve all the princes, being exchanged amongst them. He has a longing to sail the sea again, which gave him reason to join the slaves to mutiny against their masters and help the princesses. He is skilled in sword-fighting and with his knives. He appears to have an Irish accent. His name is also a run on "Long John Silver" and "Captain Jack Sparrow".

Shang: Height: 2 ft. Weight: 62 Age: 4 Hair Color: Blonde Eye Color: Blue Personality: She's a fun-loving girl who has an aggressive side, though it's hard to see it due to her cute appearance. She is cautious of the gang and princesses when she first meets them (namely giving Fangpuss a hard time) but comes to like them. Background: She is a she-wolf princess and the little sister of Lupe the Werewolf Prince, who abuses her and treats her like a slave. Lupe made Parker cast a spell on her that caused her to speak only baby-talk so that she wouldn't tell her parents about their abuse towards her, the only way to break it is for another werewolf to kiss her. Due to her brother's abuse, she still looks like an infant, which causes people to confuse her for one. She looks similar to Liru, with black wolf-ears and a wolf-tail, and in werewolf-form she looks like a small black puppy. She joins the other slaves against mutiny against the princes, in order to get back at her older brother. She comes to like Fangpuss, going as far as kissing him to break her spell (which neither of them truly enjoyed).

Fave Quotes (note: some might not be accurate)

POTC:

-Elizabeth:"There will come a time in your life when you must do something good"

Jack:"I like those moments. I like to wave to them as they pass by,"

-Elizabeth (dressed as a man): "I've come searching for the man I love."

Jack: 0_o Sorry, my lad, but I'm afraid my only love belongs to the sea.

Elizabeth: I'm talking about Will Turner.

Jack: Elizabeth?? (to shipmate) Hide the rum.

Chowder:

-Chowder: "This is traumatizing me! Now I'll grow up to be strange and socially awkward!"

Monty Python:

-John Cleese: "This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and has gone to meet its maker. This..is a LATE PARROT! IT'S A STIFF! Bereft of life it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies! It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! THIS..IS AN EX PARROT!"

Fangface:

-Fangface: How come I have to go first?"

Puggsy: "Because if I go first and get hurt, who will visit you in the hospital?"

-Fangs: "Ooh, ooh, we've been captured by the space creature! Help!"

Puggsy: "Relax, meathead, you got nothing to worry about. All he wants is your mind."

Fangs: "Oh, is that all? ...MY WHAT?!"

-Kim: "Spider creatures! Where-where-where did they come from?"

Biff: "That-that-that spaceship up there!"

Calvin and Hobbes:

-Calvin: "Childhood is short but maturity is forever!"

-Susie (reading note): "If you ever want to see your doll again, leave 100 dollars in this envelope under the tree out front. Do not call the police. You cannot find us, you cannot trace us. ...Sincerely Calvin."

Ed Edd 'n' Eddy

-Rolf: "Do you think this is party time from 1999?!"

Dumb and Dumber

-Lloyd: "Life is a fragile thing, Harry. One minute you're eating a burger, then the next thing you know you're dead meat."

Harry: "Yeah, but he blamed me. You heard him, Lloyd, those were his last words!"

Lloyd: "...Not if you count the gurgling sound."

-Lloyd: "I got mugged by an old lady on a motorized cart... and I didn't even see it coming!"

-Lloyd: "I've HAD it with this dump! We've got no food, no jobs... our pets' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!"

Spongebob Squarepants:

Patrick: "If I ever see the jerk who did this, I'll say a few choice words to him, like... "You!" and... "Are!" ...and... "A jerk!""

Bible:

"The people walking in darkness have seen a great light; on those living in the land of the shadow of death a light has dawned." -the Bible, Isaiah 9:2

"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me," - the Bible, Phillipians 4:13

"Evil men will be cut off, but those who hope in the Lord will inherit the land." -the Bible, Psalm 37:9

The Emporer's New Groove:

-Pacha: "Uh, oh."

Kuzco: "Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall."

Pacha: "Yep."

Kuzco: "Sharp rocks at the bottom?"

Pacha: "Most likely."

Kuzco: ..."Bring it on."

-Yzma: "Let us out, and we'll burn your house to the ground!"

Kronk: "Um, don't you mean 'or'?"

Yzma: "(grr) Let us out OR we'll burn your house to the ground!"

Me in Reality:

Me: "Stupid automatic flushing toilet!"

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh...and PRINCE CASPIAN.), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still)), some crazy girl who likes pie (Um... My friend's in love with Firestar, does that count? lol, no, jk. (Even though she is)), Emerald Griffon (Christopher Robin from Winnie-the-Pooh (I was realllllllllllly little, okay?), Mortagan, my stuffed weasel (-snogs him-)) Shadowgirl2.0(Sly Cooper... from a video game series... I like Shadow the Hedgehog and Espio the Chameleon now.), libithewolf (Shadow the Hedgehog, and Deidara from Naruto Shippuden, but I used to like Joe from Time warp Trio when I was younger.), Spottedpaw13 (Tails, Ryou Bakura, Bakura) Hawkfire111 (Noah from the Total Drama Series, though i prefer him with Izzy, Dustytuft/Phillup from Guardians of Ga'Hoole- i cried when he was killed...-, Duncan from Total Drama Series- SO over him, he cheated on poor Courtney...), Autumnheart (Twilight from Guardains of Ga'Hoole, Number 4 from KND, Noah from TDI, Kat from Kid vs Kat, Cupid, Nega-Timmy, Anti-Cosmo from Fairly OddParents, Tallest Red from Invader Zim)ThePurpleRaccoonGirl(Luigi from the Mario games, Perry from Phineas and Ferb(dont' you dare make fun of me: you know you love him too. XP)Dimentio from Super Paper Mario, Ron Weasly from Harry Potter, Dib from Invader Zim, Zuko from Avatar The Last Airbender), Wherever Girl (Shaggy from Scooby-Doo *1969* and A Pup Named Scooby-Doo (when I was little), Beast Boy from Teen Titans, Mori from Ouran High School Host Club, Fangs and Puggsy from Fangface (don't judge me!), Will Turner from Pirates of the Carribean, Legalas from Lord of the Rings)

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

God saw you getting tired,

And a cure was not to be.

So He put His arms around you

And whispered "Come to Me."

With tearful eyes we watched you,

And saw you pass away.

Although we loved you dearly,

We couldn't make you stay.

A golden heart stopped beating,

Hard working hands at rest.

God broke our hearts to prove to us,

He only takes the best.

Ninety five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, ReDeadphobia, TriggerHappy777, Miss Fangirl, Leontillybalambgirl, Kurissyma san Tybalt, Izumi's Apprentice, animeluverqueen, 2Archangel, Wherever Girl,

96 percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave...

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years...

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name, facebook, twitter, or myspace...

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV...

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling...

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5...

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5...

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly...

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did...

rofl XD

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

Deck of Cards

It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't been heard.

The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week.

As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk.

Just then an army sergeant came in and said, 'Why aren't you with the rest of the platoon?'

The soldier replied, 'I thought I would stay behind and spend some time with the Lord.'

The sergeant said, 'Looks to me like you're going to play cards.'

The soldier said, 'No, sir. You see, since we are not allowed to have Bibles or other spiritual books in this country,

I've decided to talk to the Lord by studying this deck of cards.'

The sergeant asked in disbelief, 'How will you do that?'

'You see the Ace, Sergeant? It reminds me that there is only one God.

The Two represents the two parts of the Bible, Old and New Testaments

The Three represents the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost.

The Four stands for the Four Gospels: Matthew, Mark, Luke and John .

The Five is for the five virgins, there were ten, but only five of them were glorified.

The Six is for the six days it took God to create the Heavens and Earth.

The Seven is for the day God rested after making His Creation.

The Eight is for the family of Noah and his wife, their three sons and their wives -- the eight people God spared from the flood that destroyed the Earth.

The Nine is for the lepers that Jesus cleansed of leprosy. He cleansed ten, but nine never thanked Him.

The Ten represents the Ten Commandments that God handed down to Moses on tablets made of stone.

The Jack is a reminder of Satan, one of God's first angels, but he got kicked out of heaven for his sly and wicked ways and is now the joker of eternal hell.

The Queen stands for the Virgin Mary.

The King stands for Jesus, for he is the King of all kings.

When I count the dots on all the cards, I come up with 365 total, one for every day of the year.

There are a total of 52 cards in a deck; each is a week - 52 weeks in a year.

The four suits represent the four seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter.

Each suit has thirteen cards -- there are exactly thirteen weeks in a quarter.

So when I want to talk to God and thank Him, I just pull out this old deck of cards and they remind me of all that I have to be thankful for.'
The sergeant just stood there. After a minute, with tears in his eyes and pain in his heart, he said, 'Soldier, can I borrow that deck of cards?'

Please let this be a reminder and take time to pray for all of our soldiers who are being sent away, putting their lives on the line fighting for US.

Prayer for the Military.

Please keep the wheel rolling. It will only take a few seconds of your time, but it'll be worth it to read on...

Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands.

Protect them.

Bless them and their families.

I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior.

Amen.

When you read this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our servicemen and women all around the world.

There is nothing attached, but this can be very powerful.

Of all the gifts you could give a Soldier, prayer is the very best one.

Do not stop the wheel, please -- just send this on

Dear Friend,

I just had to write to tell you how much I love you and care for you. Yesterday, I
saw you walking and laughing with your friends; I hoped that soon you'd want
Me to walk along with you, too. So, I painted you a sunset to close your day and
whispered a cool breeze to refresh you. I waited; you never called. I just kept on
loving you.

As I watched you fall asleep last night, I wanted so much to touch you. I spilled
moonlight onto your face trickling down your cheeks as so many tears have.
You didn't even think of me; I wanted so much to comfort you.

The next day I exploded a brilliant sunrise into a glorious morning for you. But
you woke up late and rushed off to work-you didn't even notice. My sky became
cloudy and My tears were the rain.

I love you. Oh, if you'd only listen. I really love you. I try to say it in the quiet of
the green meadow and in the blue sky. The wind whispers My love throughout
the treetops and spills it into the vibrant colors of the flowers. I shout it to you in
the thunder of the great waterfalls and composed love songs for birds to sing for
you. I warm you with the clothing of My sunshineand perfume the air with
nature's sweet scent. My love for you is deeper than the ocean and greater than
any need in your heart. If you'd only realize how I care. I died just for you.

My Dad sends His love. I want you to meet Him. He cares,too. Fathers are just
that way. So please call Me soon. No matter how long it takes, I'll wait because I
love you.

Your Friend,

Jesus

Stories In Progress

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Stories Coming Soon

TPTNG: A Pirate's Ransom- Tesoro, Tyson, and Jonesy are caught up in another adventure on a mission to clear their parent's names-- coming across another treasure hunt in the meantime.

Security Authors-Fanatic and WG become security guards at the House of Mouse... and more trouble comes at the door than fangirls go to the disney guys!

Warners: Unleashed-Zane, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot return, this time to help Zane reconnect with his lost reality half after it's stolen by his old enemy, Skeith.

Pieces of Eight- After an old ally of Silver's drops off a mysterious chip, Jim and Finn find themselves on another adventure to reveal the mystery behind the markings on the chip... all the while trying to survive the voyage.

Pineapples and Scooby-Snacks- While the "Psych" detectives are on a case, Shaun and Gus are knocked unconscious... and find themselves solving the case with the Mystery Inc. gang! Is it all a dream, or were they hit too hard on the noggins? And will their cartoon idols help them find clues to solve the case?

99% of the world's population is obsessed with the "Twilight" Sagas. If you're part of the 1% who isn't, paste this on your profile.

If you're disgusted with the way the United States is today and wish that the government would actually DO something to make it BETTER, paste this on your profile.

If you're addicted to Fanfiction.net and can't seem to stop writing stories like me, paste this to your profile

If you have the desire to bang your head on your computer desk, paste this on your profile.

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If you like anything that was made before the year 2000, paste this to your profile

If you think the horror movies people are making today are lame, suckish, and a complete waste of time and money, paste this to your profile

If you believe in Jesus and think that Christianity should be allowed back in schools and everywhere else, and don't give a crap about what the other religions think about it, paste this to your profile

If you ever had a monkey randomly hi-jack a motorcyle and do stunts for your own entertainment, paste this on your profile

If you're a huge fan of werewolves-- except for Jacob Black-- paste this on your profile

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If you think this whole 'paste this to your profile' thing is getting out of hand... eh, you know the routine.

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