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Red Pine
Missing scene from the beginning of "Red Letter Day", spoilers for 5.18. A little conversation between Lisbon and Jane about having coffee in which important things are not said. Believe me or don't but I wrote 90% of the dialogue two weeks before the episode aired. Also, Rothelena's latest story provided me with just a little inspiration.Mentalist, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 395, favs: 2, follows: 1, 4/17/13, Teresa L. Patrick J.
2 Lettered
Acquiring new skills is not as easy as it looks. Sometimes you need a little help from a friend. Spoilers for 1x16 "Bloodshot". Tag to tromana's "Undiscovered", read that first.Mentalist, K, English, words: 275, favs: 1, 1/28/13, Patrick J. Grace vP.
4 A Big Red Bow
A little ficlet that came to me as Chiisana Minako and I talked about the sketch she wanted to make for my birthday.Mentalist, K, English, words: 210, favs: 2, follows: 3, 1/23/13, Patrick J. Teresa L.
4 Red Tabby
Jane is a little less alone in the world. Birthday prezzie for Miss Peg, inspired by Sammie.Mentalist, K, English, words: 259, favs: 4, follows: 2, 1/23/13, Patrick J. Teresa L.
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Spanish Peanuts and Beer
Once upon a time Lothiriel84 asked me what Patrick Jane and Tony DiNozzo would talk about if they met in a bar. This is my answer.NCIS & Mentalist, K, English, words: 397, favs: 2, 1/14/13, Tony D. Patrick J.
7 Cherry Wine
"It was not Charlotte this time. And he was not chasing rabbits. His dusty attic had transformed itself into what looked like one of the weirder rooms at The House On The Rock in Wisconsin." Spoilers for Season 5 Episode 2 "Devil's Cherry".Mentalist, T, English, Drama & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 5, follows: 2, 10/23/12, Patrick J. Teresa L.
32 Scarlet Wisteria Tree »
Sequel to "Scarlet Runner Vines". AU. No particular spoilers. "She sat at a table on a rooftop cafe, indulging in a hot fudge sundae. Once a month on a sunny evening this would be her dinner."Mentalist, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 6, words: 6k+, favs: 12, follows: 8, updated: 10/15/12 published: 5/27/12, Teresa L. Patrick J.
9 Pink Gin
Lisbon had not slept well while Jane was in Vegas. His return has not been restful either. For Rothelena, who inspired this. Spoilers for Season Five - based on released spoilers/promos. M for crude language. J/L.Mentalist, M, English, Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 15, follows: 5, 9/16/12, Patrick J. Teresa L.
137 Domus Hadeum, or Where You Live »
The House of Hades. "Where I live. Every minute of every day. I've never left. I was hoping to, after I killed Red John. Now I don't know how to leave. Misery loves company, Lisbon. And I'm going to make you live there, too." AU. M for words and actions.Mentalist, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 19, words: 45k+, favs: 58, follows: 41, updated: 5/26/12 published: 8/18/11
5 Reductio ad Absurdum
Jumping out of the way of the airborne weapon, he bumped into Agent Gibbs. " Sorry." With lightening reflexes, Gibbs smacked Jane upside the back of his head like a probie.NCIS & Mentalist, K, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 5, follows: 5, 5/26/12, Leroy Jethro Gibbs Patrick J.
10 Redefy
'"Lisbon, are you paying attention? This one time, pay attention!" His voice gave away a bit of his panic.' Some conversations after the first round of interrogation of Loralei. Tag for 4.24 "Crimson Hat", spoilers ahoy! Jane/LisbonMentalist, T, English, Drama & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 6, 5/24/12, Patrick J. Teresa L.
5 Cardinal Passion
Sequel to "Redolent of Passion". Kink Meme prompt: "Blindfold, anywhere but in a bed". No spoilers.Mentalist, M, English, Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 3, follows: 4, 3/3/12, Patrick J. Teresa L.
6 Scarlet Runner Vines
Another LiveJournal Mentalist Kink Meme fic. Prompt: "Jane/Lisbon - last Friday night, bonus point for use of handcuffs". Not my smuttiest smut. Warning: Mention of force and getting someone drunk, but all the actual in-bed action is clearly consensual.Mentalist, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 11, follows: 3, 1/22/12, Patrick J. Teresa L.
13 Redolent of Passion
Written for the 2012 LiveJournal Mentalist Kink Meme. Prompt: Jane/Lisbon, handcuffs. Warning: Light Bondage. Very suggestive without becoming truly smutty.Mentalist, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 970, favs: 4, follows: 1, 1/20/12, Patrick J. Teresa L.
6 Tequila Sunset
"He has a knife. Sometimes he imagines having another use for it." If the reader knows Jane wants Red John's guts for garters, there are no spoilers.Mentalist, T, English, Romance, words: 620, favs: 5, 12/29/11, Patrick J. Teresa L.
32 Five Red Herrings To Cut Down Mighty Trees »
Four conversations that never happened, and one that might. Spoilers for Season Three. As usual, LittleMender egged me on.Mentalist, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 6, words: 3k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, updated: 8/17/11 published: 7/1/11, Patrick J. Teresa L.
11 Redecorate
Episode tag for 3.20 "Redacted".Mentalist, T, English, Humor, words: 391, favs: 8, follows: 1, 7/6/11, Patrick J. Teresa L.
9 Two Twelve Twentyone Nineteen Eight
Episode tag for 2.20 "18-5-4". T rating for innuendo, just to be safe.Mentalist, T, English, Humor, words: 470, favs: 3, 6/21/11, Patrick J. Teresa L.
8 Redintegrated
Tag for 3.24 "Strawberries and Cream". Lisbon visits Jane in jail. Rated T for language. Thanks to LittleMender for the discussion that inspired this, and for help with dialogue.Mentalist, T, English, Friendship & Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 9, follows: 1, 6/19/11, Patrick J. Teresa L.
9 Even the Red Baron Got Shot Down Once
Episode Tag for 2.13 Redline.Mentalist, K+, English, Humor, words: 489, favs: 3, 6/14/11, Patrick J. Teresa L.
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