Hey whoever is reading this let me say thank you for taking the time out of your day to read my first fan fictions.

What do you think?

How do you tell the difference between fake and real friends?

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. (glares at friends... this is why i take so much food to school, cause i usually end up giving some to you guys anyway...)

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Here are a couple poems that i just think are so funny.

This one is called, My Sister's such a Sissy

My sister is a sissy
She's afraid of dogs and cats.
A toad can give her tantrums,
And she's terrified of rats.
She screams at things with stingers,
Things that buzz,
And things that crawl.
Just the shadow of a spider
Sends my sister up the wall.
A lizard makes her shiver,
A turtle makes her squirm,
She positively cringes at the prospect of a worm.
She's afraid of things with feathers.
She's afraid of things with fur.
She's scared of almost everything...
How come I'm scared of her?

This Poem is called A very boring day

Today is very boring.
It's a very boring day.
There is nothing much to look at,
There is nothing much to say.

There's a peacock on my sneakers.
There's a penguin on my head. There's a dormouse on my doorstep.
I am going back to bed.

Today is very boring.
It is boring through and through.
There is absolutely nothing.
That I think I want to do.

I see giants riding rhinos,
And an ogre with a sword.
There's a dragon blowing smoke rings
I am positively... bored.

Today is very boring,
I can hardly
Help but yawn.
There's a flying saucer landing in the middle of my lawn.
A volcano just erupted less than half a mile away,
And I think I felt an earthquake.
It's a very boring day.

Ok, i'm sick of this.

I did what Point Given did to his story and I put my first Discovering the Legend story up here at PDFCast.org.

Here's the site:

http://pdfcast.org/pdf/discovering-the-legend-sorcerer-s-stone