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12 Rock on a Roll Two Joes. One airport lounge. One delayed flight. Let the games begin.
G. I. Joe, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 7, follows: 1, 4/30/13, Dusty
236Order Up » Even elite military units need to eat. And as for the poor bewildered private who gets transferred in to help in the Pit kitchen-well, she may need something else. Like a vacation. Inspired by "In the Line of Duty." T for language.
G. I. Joe, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 19, words: 77k+, favs: 94, follows: 105, updated: 4/25/13 published: 12/7/09
60Burn, Baby, Burn » Female? Who cares? Burning stuff is more important. Now a series of ficlets, based around the BLU Pyro and various teammates. Adventure/Friendship 'fic, no pairings. Chapter six: some people are just crazy.
Team Fortress 2, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 16k+, favs: 141, follows: 151, updated: 1/4/13 published: 2/18/10, Pyro
9 Press X to Hug Your Family Family is where you find it. And for one particular ninja, family means PTSD, face changes, terrorist organizations, and getting fragged by your big sister. A fluffy present for my favorite fandom.
G. I. Joe, K+, English, Family & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, 12/25/12
14 Vasilisa Only Natasha could seriously call Tony Stark a fairy tale prince. A few moments with Hawkeye, Black Widow, a hillside in Malibu, and an old Russian story. Light Clintasha, implied Pepperony. T for language.
Avengers, T, English, Friendship & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 44, follows: 3, 10/23/12, Hawkeye/Clint B. Black Widow/Natasha R.
23 Hawk Hath No Fury » Two legends of the covert ops game, past and present, share their resources. Chapter two: technology changes, but nightmare patients stay the same.
G. I. Joe & Avengers, T, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 16, follows: 9, updated: 10/4/12 published: 8/7/12, Hawk Nick F.
43RSVP » Sergeant Major Beach Head, veteran Ranger, is about to face his toughest challenge yet-serving as Hawk's executive aide at a fancy Washington shindig. Can he survive in a world that knows more about wine tastings than WMDs? Humor.
G. I. Joe, T, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 9k+, favs: 11, follows: 15, updated: 9/22/12 published: 11/13/11, Beach Head Hawk
18 Thor Writes a Saga » What present can a god give to the team that has everything? How about the gift of leaving Beowulf in the dust? Too bad Thor isn't much of a writer . . . Humor/Family. Some light Thor/Jane, hints of Bruce/Darcy. T for talk of violence and Thor's poetry. COMPLETE.
Avengers, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 2, words: 8k+, favs: 17, follows: 6, updated: 9/15/12 published: 9/14/12, Thor Hulk/Bruce B.
58 The Element of Surprise » Five times Bruce Banner surprised Darcy Lewis, and one time she returned the favor. A meet-cute for the gamma age: SHIELD files, three types of rabbi, bad take-out, hair dye, and near-death experiences with a twist. Fluff, friendship, character development. COMPLETE.
Avengers, T, English, Friendship & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 14k+, favs: 141, follows: 67, updated: 9/4/12 published: 8/31/12, Hulk/Bruce B.
20 Birth of Two Legends Oneshot S/SE, utterly shameless fluff. "Congratulations, brother. Tonight the world trembles in fear."
G. I. Joe, K+, English, Humor & Family, words: 3k+, favs: 29, follows: 5, 7/12/12, Snake Eyes Scarlett
25 I Know Harry has an unusual request for his Murph, and geekiness ensues. Dresden/Murphy, unabashedly fluffy.
Dresden Files, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 37, follows: 4, 4/24/12, H. Dresden K. Murphy
32 Slash Archive Ivy's been doing some reading. Crack, loving mockery of fanfic, no pairings. Complete.
Dresden Files, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 47, follows: 5, 3/24/12, Ivy J. Kincaid
149 Corazones y Cazadores » Cobra's interest in an archaeological site in the Andes quickly turns into something much worse for the Joes. Normally, the enemies they face are less ... bitey. COMPLETE.
Aliens/Predator & G. I. Joe, T, English, Adventure & Sci-Fi, chapters: 17, words: 70k+, favs: 59, follows: 29, updated: 11/3/11 published: 10/13/10
17 Whiskey, War, Suicide and Guns Psyche-Out does a little musing about the nature of insanity, the nature of the Joes, and his place in the team. Humorish, some bad language. One-shot.
G. I. Joe, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 14, follows: 2, 9/19/11, Shipwreck
20 Introduction to Your New SnakeEyes Thank you for purchasing the SNAKE-EYES model ninja. This owner's manual will provide you with everything you need to know, but we must remind you that nothing is guaranteed. Humor, implied SE/S, crack.
G. I. Joe, K, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 21, follows: 2, 7/22/11
11 GI Joe: The Musical Some projects die before their time, while others are mercifully euthanized. But now the lost scraps of the GI Joe operatic musical have been found: book by Larry Hama, music and lyrics by-"ALW?" Loving parody of both Joe and famous musical. Crack!
G. I. Joe, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, 6/14/11
11 Partner, the Other White Guy Storm Shadow and Kato have put a name to their pain, and it's the designated heroes in their particular stories. T for some cursing, alcohol, and discussion of violence. Crack humor, complete.
G. I. Joe & Green Hornet, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 10, follows: 1, 5/24/11, Kato
11 Best of the Best A few thoughts from a Joe who doesn't normally get much love. In what other unit could a guy that acts like him just blend into the background? Character study, some humor, a bit of swearing. Complete for now .
G. I. Joe, K, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 15, follows: 1, 5/18/11
9 A Model Soldier Cover Girl is getting together with some old friends from her modeling days. Unfortunately for Beach Head, and fortunately for Clutch, meeting with uncleared civilians requires a Joe security escort. Request fic, light BH/CG, silly humor. Complete.
G. I. Joe, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 4k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, 5/16/11
19 Standing Watch At the end of an era, there's only one man left, and he doesn't regret a thing. T for some language. Drama with a nostalgia/humor twist. Implied SE/S, SS/Junko. Complete.
G. I. Joe, T, English, Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 19, follows: 3, 4/25/11