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I read the stuff on here but don't post any stories on this account... In torrenting terms I'm a leech :)
I have twitter, tumblr etc. all of which are just abcdefgben. Go check them out, or don't. Just live your life, I guess. And stop wasting time reading profiles. People only ever put quotes up anyway.
I'm a seventeen year old boy from Birmingham, England. I have a Homestuck-inspired love of 'irony' and a teensy little crush on Jade Harley. I like romantic comedies with Hugh Grant in them, knuckle-touching near strangers and long walks on the beach. My favourite colour is vermillion or something else suitably indie and my favourite flavour of fanfiction profile is self-aware sarcasm. I like finding people I've never met but have a lot in common with on the internet, as well as pretending to be cleverer than I really am and getting wicked drunk with my friends.
I ship loads of stuff because I'm a romantic little child at heart:
Artemis Fowl: A/H, A/M, B/M, A/O.
Homestuck: Too many. Main ones are Spider8reath, Dave/Jade and John/Rose. Oh and Rose/Kanaya. Ordinary and boring I know.
Percy Jackson: Percabeth, Percy/Calypso (yeah whatever), Frank/Hazel and Leo/Reyna (because why the hell not?)
Skulduggery: Valduggery Darquesse/Lord Vile, Tanith/Ghastly.
Bartimaeus: Nathaniel/Kitty, Bartimaeus/Kitty.
Teen Titans: BB/Raven, Robin/Starfire, ...Cy/T-Car.