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Policing Middle Earth »
Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!Discworld & Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 13, words: 29k+, favs: 157, follows: 185, updated: 4/27/13 published: 9/7/10, Sam Vimes Aragorn
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Collective Nouns
Ever wanted to know what the collective noun was for a group of Gondorians? So has Merry. A light-hearted little fic in which Merry asks Gandalf some questions.Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor, words: 948, favs: 3, 4/26/13, Gandalf Meriadoc B.
74The Hobbit on Facebook »
What happened before the Lord of the Rings characters joined Facebook? Fifty years before, when Facebook was still new and exclusive, Bilbo Baggins made an account... Prequel to Fellowship of the Facebook/Two Notifications/Return of the Friend RequestHobbit, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 4k+, favs: 60, follows: 66, updated: 3/6/13 published: 3/25/11, Bilbo B. Gandalf
8 Hauntlets
Boromir is dead. Aragorn takes something to remember him by... a short and rather silly fic.Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 10, 1/1/13, Aragorn Legolas
21Not the Beard! »
Beards: scary and mysterious. Chapter 3: Young Gimli meets a human... something is missing. Chapter 2: Young hobbits' first meeting with Gandalf. Stars Sam, Merry, Pippin and Frodo. Chapter 1: a terrifying ordeal for a young LegolasLord of the Rings, K, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 30, follows: 8, updated: 11/30/12 published: 9/7/10, Gandalf
18 Middle Earth Memoirs: Alternative LOTR titles from
What would LOTR be called if it was written from the perspective of the characters? Here are some titles from the unpublished memoirs of Middle EarthLord of the Rings, K, English, Parody & Humor, words: 279, favs: 17, follows: 2, 8/15/12, Aragorn Frodo B.
11You Had it Lucky
We all know how Boromir felt about the constant threat to Gondor. But he wasn't the only fellowship member who left their home to face the forces of darkness... A parody, starring all the FellowshipLord of the Rings, K, English, Humor & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 8, follows: 1, 11/2/10, Boromir Aragorn
275 Lord of the Facebook: Return of the Friend Request »
The Return of the King told through the characters' Facebook accounts. The third instalment of the Lord of the Facebook Statuses follows on from The Two Notifications and the Fellowship of the Facebook Status . Yes, Tolkien is spinning in his grave.Lord of the Rings, T, English, Humor, chapters: 13, words: 11k+, favs: 119, follows: 53, updated: 3/3/10 published: 12/11/09, Aragorn Frodo B.
221 The Lord of the Facebook: The Two Notifications »
LOTR's The Two Towers, told through the characters' facebook accounts. A continuation of The Fellowship of the Facebook Status Updates by sweetypie15. Same author, but posted under a different account. UPDATE: Return of the Friend Request now up!Lord of the Rings, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 14, words: 8k+, favs: 139, follows: 48, updated: 12/11/09 published: 9/10/09, Frodo B. Aragorn
18 To Represent the Wizzards
Discworld's Rincewind crashes into the Council of Elrond and Does Not Volunteer to join the Fellowship. One-shot. Lord of the Rings Discworld crossover. Honourable mention MEFA awards 2010 thanks people!Discworld & Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 35, follows: 1, 9/17/09, Rincewind
38 Edward Cullen's psychological profile
One-off. Edward Cullen's psychologist is concerned. Rated M for adult content not slash . Do not read if you like, totally, like, LOVE! Edward! Because he's like sooo perfect! Please RR. I wrote this for fun and also out of concern. disclaim: i don't own!Twilight, M, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 19, follows: 1, 9/16/09, Edward Bella