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1k+Gravity »
They say 'man makes plans and God laughs'. If that's true then God must derive a vast deal of entertainment from Haruno Sakura. Either that, or maybe he just hated her, she wasn't sure yet. Rated for language, ecchi-ness and eventual romance.Naruto, M, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 40, words: 132k+, favs: 703, follows: 735, updated: 3/4/13 published: 10/29/10, Sakura H. Sasuke U.
2k+Cat'O'Nine Tails »
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?Naruto, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 32, words: 126k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 1/25/13 published: 3/7/10, Sakura H. Akatsuki
143Fluff n Stuff Anthology »
Title says it all. A long series of one shots, some related, some not. Ranging from childhood to adults. K-T. Many of them guaranteed to bring a smile. Written from prompts for 2012 Sasuke/Sakura month. Chapter one LickNaruto, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 13, words: 11k+, favs: 89, follows: 88, updated: 1/19/13 published: 9/9/12, Sasuke U. Sakura H.
1k+Finders Keepers »
Little brother, if you don't take care of what's precious to you-you don't deserve to have it. Since you haven't learned your lesson, I will take her away from you. Sakura's in trouble when she catches Itachi's attention. M-language.Naruto, M, English, Adventure & Drama, chapters: 34, words: 135k+, favs: 745, follows: 725, updated: 12/23/12 published: 1/2/10, Sakura H. Akatsuki
245Wasted Days and Wasted Nights »
All she wanted was a dry bed and a warm drink...and then they walked in. A thank you fic for you super people who review my work "You know, Itachi, if you keep rolling your eyes like that they might stick that way and then your Sharingan will be useless"Naruto, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 18k+, favs: 405, follows: 280, updated: 2/24/12 published: 2/27/11, Sakura H. Akatsuki
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Stroke of Genius
It was time to give romance a shot in the you know what. Pairings-Sasuke/Sakura-Hinata/Naruto-Ino/Shikamaru . A fluffy Valentine for my wonderful readers! Love you all, K&K *Rated T for mild language.Naruto, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 37, follows: 2, 2/13/12, Sasuke U.
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That's How the Cookie Crumbles!
Hidan is forced to sell cookies and comes upon the customer from hell. This is pure crack. If you don't enjoy ridiculousness and somewhat retarded stories then shoo, shoo. Not for the faint of heart. Cookie Monster vs. Hidan. Foul language. R&RSesame Street & Naruto, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 15, follows: 2, 8/30/11, Hidan
9 Sasuke Kills Gonzo
"Look at that! His head looks like the back of a chicken's butt!" Waldorf and Statler have found a way to amuse themselves with the gullible young Uchiha. Seriously, if you haven't seen the Muppet Show, you won't get this crack fic. Language K R&R K&KNaruto & Muppet Show, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 8, follows: 2, 6/5/10, Sasuke U. Gonzo
27What He Needs
Can he ever make her see what she means to him? Or was he too late? One thing was for sure, he was going crazy. Sequel to What She Needs. T for language. Read and Review. Thanks.Naruto, T, English, Humor & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 32, follows: 26, updated: 1/16/10 published: 1/15/10, Kakashi H. Sakura H.
87 The Good Samaritan »
While Sasuke was away taking revenge for his family someone was taking care of things at home without permission. The problem now is the Hokage was protecting whoever had done it and he wanted to know why. And why was Sakura afraid of facing him? rated TNaruto, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, chapters: 8, words: 15k+, favs: 157, follows: 28, updated: 1/2/10 published: 11/27/09, Sakura H. Sasuke U.
112 White Elephant Christmas »
Nineteen year old Sakura was tired of last-minute, impersonal gifts from her team. This year was gonna be different, everyone was going to put some heart into it. And they'll find out where Sakura's been hiding her heart.Naruto, T, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 8, words: 19k+, favs: 182, follows: 27, updated: 12/26/09 published: 12/12/09, Sakura H. Sasuke U.
19Permanent Marking Period
Shikamaru has fallen asleep in class again and Kakashi thinks it's about time he teaches the lazy Nara a lesson. The hard way. Rated T for language.Naruto, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 20, follows: 11, 11/27/09, Shikamaru N. Temari
25 Kankuro's Nightmare?
Is this the most amazing experience of his life or is he just an idiot? Only one way to find out.Kankuro/Sakura rated T for language.Naruto, T, English, Drama & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 55, follows: 8, 11/24/09, Kankuro Sakura H.
15 What She Needs
He was supposed to be helping her out, just doing her a favor. When did he start needing it so badly? Being a good sensei turns into more than he had planned. Kakashi/Sakura Friendship, humor, and a little romance. Mild language T.Naruto, T, English, Friendship & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 39, follows: 7, 11/24/09, Kakashi H. Sakura H.