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The Buffoon »
Draco wants Harry's body, but for all the wrong reasons. Goyle wants him to leave Harry alone. Why? Slash.Harry Potter, K+, English, Romance, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 94, follows: 12, updated: 6/7/12 published: 7/27/10, Harry P. Gregory G.
7 Van and Brock's Snack Time
Van goes looking for Brock and finds something he didn't expect. Van/Brock slash! MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY - RATED M FOR A REASON. Don't like-don't read!Reba, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 15, follows: 1, updated: 6/7/12 published: 5/14/10
21 Take A Bow Ginny »
Ginny has been cheating on Harry. He's had enough. Who will comfort the hero when he's alone? Past Ginny/Harry, Present Harry/DeanHarry Potter, K+, English, Romance, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 112, follows: 18, updated: 6/7/12 published: 7/19/10, Harry P. Dean T.
23 Snowman
Teddy has a very special Christmas wish. With the help of a snowman not Frosty will it come true? Slash and stuff. Happy Holidays everybody!Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 101, follows: 12, updated: 6/7/12 published: 12/25/10, Harry P. OC
27 Sex and Homicide
Harry is captured. How does he escape? Does he defeat Voldemort? Who's the guy with the whip standing in the corner? All questions shall be answered in this gruesomely ridiculous ficlet. Slash, rated M for several reasons!Harry Potter, M, English, Horror & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 57, follows: 10, updated: 6/7/12 published: 7/8/10, Harry P. Fenrir G.
12 Settling Down
Harry is tired of one-night stands and wants to settle down. The problem is, he wants to settle down with Bill Weasley who is both straight and engaged. Is it as impossible as he thinks it is?Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 177, follows: 19, updated: 6/7/12 published: 3/7/10, Harry P. Bill W.
9 Punishable Ridiculousness
My most ridiculous crack fic yet! We find our hero Harry Potter wandering about the Forbidden Forest with his unicorn Siegfried who is a lesbian . What does a green flower and a red squirrel have to do with it? You'll have to read to find out!Harry Potter, K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 11, follows: 1, updated: 6/7/12 published: 3/25/10, Harry P. Theodore N.
71 PCP Plot Bunnies »
Question: What happens when characters decide to argue with the author? Answer: The author gets distracted and ends up writing a crack fic! Lucius x Harry slash craziness! I don't know what happened, things just took a turn for the much odder than usual.Harry Potter, M, English, Parody & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 48, follows: 10, updated: 6/7/12 published: 10/26/09, Harry P. Lucius M.
8 Oh Brad, I'm Mad For You Too »
How does the piano man feel about all the shenanigans? Why is Puck hiding under his piano bench? Find out here! Bruck pairing! Multiple song fic.Glee, T, English, Parody & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 7, updated: 6/7/12 published: 4/24/10, Brad Puck
5 My Secret, Not so Solid Love
Harry has a secret love. Who is it? What obstacles are standing in their way? Crackishy, slash, etc. Nothing explicit.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 913, favs: 5, follows: 1, updated: 6/7/12 published: 12/26/10, Harry P.
5 Mmmm Mmmm Good
Someone shows up in Arthur's dream. Someone he has never been able to resist. PWP RATED M FOR A REASON!Inception, M, English, Romance, words: 895, favs: 10, follows: 1, updated: 6/7/12 published: 12/25/10, Arthur Eames
8 Miya Sato's Challenge
Snape is very attracted to Harry's eyes. Slash, mpreg.Harry Potter, K+, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 83, follows: 15, updated: 6/7/12 published: 7/19/10, Harry P. Severus S.
13 Let Me Be Your Wings »
Songfic Challenge: Harry falls off his broom during a Quidditch match and someone catches him. Song: Let Me Be Your Wings and Let Me Be Your Wings Reprise . Pairing I would like to be a surprise so :PHarry Potter, T, English, Parody & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, favs: 45, follows: 9, updated: 6/7/12 published: 1/17/10, Harry P.
6 Just Like A Ghost
Slash. Draco screwed up so Harry left him. But Dobby doesn't think he's suffered enough. Songfic, "Just Like a Ghost" by Fefe Dobbs. Post Harry/Draco. Current Harry/MysteryBoy Established relationship. And such.Harry Potter, K+, English, Supernatural & Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 23, follows: 2, updated: 6/7/12 published: 1/27/11, Draco M.
11 Just In Time For Christmas
A Christmas fic full of slash and cheer with a little Greek Mythology thrown in for good measure. My first LV/HP so please review!Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 98, follows: 8, updated: 6/7/12 published: 12/24/09, Harry P. Voldemort
27 If Harry Were Gay
Song-fic. Ron just wants Harry to know that he'd still like him...if he were gay. SlashHarry Potter, K+, English, Romance & Parody, words: 801, favs: 58, follows: 8, updated: 6/7/12 published: 7/19/10, Harry P. Draco M.
12 Homemade Vampire
Harry met Seamus once, years before they went to Hogwarts. Seamus lied when he said his father was a muggle. What does all this mean for our young hero? You'll have to read to find out.Harry Potter, K+, English, Romance & Drama, words: 3k+, favs: 136, follows: 16, updated: 6/7/12 published: 3/7/10, Harry P. Seamus F.
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Hermione's Gay Plot Bunnies On Crack
Crack/Parody Fic! Hermione saves Bella. Everyone is gay. Chaos ensues! OOC, some mature language and content. For laughs only. Don't read if you can't take a joke.Harry Potter & Twilight, M, English, Parody & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 28, follows: 4, updated: 6/7/12 published: 10/24/09, Hermione G. Bella
39 Hello Twilight, It's Harry Potter Calling
Cedric's alive? Harry's in Forks? Darth Vader is Luke's father? My crack version of Harry Potter/Twilight Crossovers. As much as I love them, I feel they need to be taken down a peg or two. Not to be taken seriously. Don't read if you can't take a joke.Harry Potter & Twilight, T, English, Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 45, follows: 2, updated: 6/7/12 published: 2/15/10, Harry P. Edward
Harry's Gloomy Sunday Without Sirius
Song-fic. Sirius is gone and Harry longs to be with him. Slash, character deaths.Harry Potter, K+, English, Tragedy, words: 1k+, favs: 9, follows: 1, updated: 6/7/12 published: 7/19/10, Harry P. Sirius B.
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