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My Name: Ashley (nickname: Ash. [yes people call me Ash Ketchum])
Due to school starting (my junior year in high school, so a lot of important tests) and the fact that I now work every weekend unless the weathers bad (I work outside on a horse farm) I may not be able to update for a long time. I'll try but I'm not going to make a promise I can't keep. Also, I will be deleting a few stories since I have no intrest or drive to work on certain ones anymore. I will put up a notice beforehand and leave that story up for a week before I take it down.
10 random facts about me:
1) I have 3 dogs. (2 chihuahua's and a mutt. And no my chihuahua's aren't yappy little ankle bitters. They're sweet little chichi's.)
2) I have 4 peircings (all in my ears. left: 1 lobe and 1 helix. right: 1 lobe and 1 tragus.)
3) I enjoy eating candy.
4) I hate it when people steriotype an animal just because one of the same species did something bad. It's really annoying. Just because one hurt somebody doesn't mean they all will.
5) I absolutely love the colors black, red, purple, and silver.
6) I'm a girl who hates shopping with a passion unless it's book shopping, candy shopping, or video game shopping. Other then that, leave me alone.
7) I have a bad temper when I'm tired or annoyed and I snap out randomly even if I'm not mad at them.
8) I am not a girly girl. I do wear make up occasionally but other then that, give me a computer, some soda, junk food, extremely baggy cloths and I'm your average tom-boy and proud of it! (:
9) I want to get an industrial peircing.
10) I love writing and anyone who reviews my stories. So review! (:
Sports (either played now or before): tennis, cheerleading, dancing, and horseback riding (yes cheerleading, dancing, and horseback riding are sports. There's a lot of work that goes into them to make it graceful and look nice. So there :P)
Motto's of life: "Review my stories please! Because without reviews, then there won't be any inspiration to write. Without inspiration there can't be an update. If there isn't an update then the readers get mad. If the readers get mad then the writter gets sad. If the writter gets sad then there goes the stories. Moral of this chain of events: REVIEW! Arigato desu!"
"Your true family/friends are the ones that remember to wish you a Happy Birthday and remember you live, not just forget about you and only remember your excistance when they need something."
Personality: hyper, friendly when I get to know you, cranky at times, snippy, adorable (says my friend Chibi-Onee-Chan), funny, and I don't think before I act. I act, then think. :)
Likes: anime, Prince of Tennis, animals, certain people (depends), candy, sugar, coffee, playing tennis, bishies, yaoi/shounen-ai, making faces at things (If my foods hot, I'll make faces at it. Or if I'm bored I'll harass my stuffed dogs with weird faces XD), my bestest friend Chibi-Onee-Chan, sleeping in, and staying up really late, and making people laugh.
Dislikes: people (mostly. I can't stand crowds), people who ruin my trust, people who take things from me (I don't share.), people who take my sugar away, highschool, a few of my teachers, people who ruin my fun, and homework.
Beta jobs (if you ask, I will beta your stories): I beta all of lukeiggyMcgee's stories. *look them up. They're good* [remember, I'm a beginner beta person, so there still may be a few mistakes but I'm still working at it ]
Sites you can find me on: I also write on another site called fictionpress.com. My profile name on there is eeyore-the-emo-donkey. Here's the link: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/754646/
I have another fictionpress account as well. This one is for my divine realms stories I will add. My name is stellarluna121. Link!: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/769450/stellarluna121
You can also find me on myanimelist. Name-blackshadow878
Look for me on youtube because I'll probably be putting songs in my stories and I have them as favorites on my account! Name: blackshadow8781
Profile picture: A pony at the horse farm I work at. Her name's Happy :) Isn't she adorable?
As a writer:
I find it frustrating when someone doesn't review. And I have a hard time sticking with one story.
As a reader:
I usually make it my top priority to review at the end, no matter how bad a story is (Even though sometimes I forget or I'm busy).
actual Best Friend's on Fan fiction: Chibi-Onee-Chan and mistressinwaiting (read both of there stories cause they are awsome)
Harry Potter house: Slytherin (took a quiz and I have no clue how I got that...)
Fan Fiction I have written
1) Prince of Tennis "Something New"- Kuroi, a street tennis player who attended Seigaku, gets sent to Fudomine because of her parents, leaving behind her friends. Sora, without her friend in Seigaku, gets recruted by the regulars. Something new is happening for both girls. OC. OCX? OCXIbu.
2) Prince of Tennis/Naruto crossover "Rouges"- Our favorite Team Kakashi, along with Yamato, are sent on a mission to Japan to protect the Seigaku schools from a band of rouges. Will they be able to keep secret about this? no romance. two OC's however, Yukio and Raion
3) Naruto One-shot "Training to Kissing"- Sakura has always been ignored until a certain peron offers to teach her. How will this go? Sakura/Kakashi
4) Wolf's Rain "Winter Love"- A pack consisting of 4 wolves are in search of Paradise, so what happens when Kiba and his pack run into these wolves. Will it end in a bloody night? Or love? I added a few things of mine own like a soulmate concept. Kiba/Tsume (Kiba/OC and Tsume/OC)
5) Inuyasha oneshot "Marshmallow Roasting" Kagome teaches the gang about roasting marshmello's and they decided to try it, but Inuyasha. But once everyone goes to bed, the inu hanyou tries it and who happens to be standing there? Inuyasha/Kagome
6) Maximum Ride/Mortal Insturments x-over "Life Starts Now"- Few years after Fang(yes Dylan and Max are together). After CoG. Fang left the flock and went to New York where he met a demon and is saved by the shadowhunters. Max and flock are also there on vacation. They meet the shadowhunters as well and find Fang while he helps them. How will this go? Fang
7) Prince of Tennis "A Missing Artist"- Mia, a famous tennis player/pop star, has disappeared from the world of fame and moved to her hometown in Japan. There she attends Rikkai-Dai and makes friends and finds romance. OC. Yukimura is in the story! Yukimura S.
8) Maximum Ride "My Savior"- Fang left, as well as Dylan, and left Max to her own self. Who can she turn to? MIGGY! Max/Iggy Completed
9) Prince of Tennis "Fair Games"- Amy is a soccer player in Germany, aiming to win in Middle School soccer, when her fathers job gets transferred to Japan. The problem: they only have a good tennis team, and no soccer team. Will she be able to learn how to play tennis Hyotie? Jirou/OC
10) NCIS/Faruba* x-over "Secrets" Adopted by another author.
11) Prince of Tennis "Returned" Eiji's best friend from childhood moved back and they meet. Will Eiji finally get a girl?
12) Prince of Tennis "The Little Orphan"- Losing her parents and siblings in a horrible fire, Jasmine is left alone in an orphanage. But one day she gets adopted by the Fuji family. Now she's on her way to Japan to have a family and friends. Fuji/OC -Family!- Momo/OC at end.
13) Prince of Tennis "Twin Fiasco"- The two ever-so-playful twins of Rikkai decide to change places just to find out what it's like being with the others boyfriend. How will this go?
14) Vampire Knight "Death Wish"- When you fall asleep in a vampire dorm, people think you're nuts. But when you do that and said vampires are lusting after your blood, that's when people think you have a death wish.
15) Hakuouki/Bleach x-over "The Fighting Never Stops"- When all the Shinsengumi die, they are sent to the world of the Shinigami, where they become ones themselves. Fighting never ends for them does it?.
16) Prince of Tennis "Birthday Games"- The Seigaku regulars have a party for Oishi's birthday and invite his crush. They play birthday games and well, let's just say that the sadistic tensai is afraid of little girls.
17) Maximum Ride "What Iggy Wanted"- What Iggy really wanted in "My Saviour"
18) Prince of Tennis "Under the Misletoe"- The Rikkai regulars are having a Christmas party and they all bring guests. What if Sanada brought his close friend Laila and they were caught under the Mistletoe?
19) Ghost Hunt "Evergrowing Feelings"- Lin stayed at work late one night, working on a report for Naru. He thinks he is all alone, but Mai is actually there.
20) Prince of Tennis "Sibling Rivalry"- Kikumaru's twin sisters, Emi and Riku, transfer out of Seigaku, due to their sister and into Rikkai. Now the two must make new friends, but it may be harder than they thought. Especially when their sister likes the two they like as well. OC's. NiouXOC. KiriharaXOCXYagyuu.
21) Maximum Ride "Punishment?"- When Iggy and Gazzy are misbehaving in the morning, Max's gives them a punishment. Gazzy-hand over all bomb making tools. Iggy-be her slave for a week. But is it really a punishment for Iggy? Miggy! Fail attempt at humor! R&R! Multi-chapter.
22) Prince of Tennis "His Kohai"- Fuji never liked it when Ryoma was with girls or other boys so he decides to make his feelings known and make him his kohai. Possible yaoi. Just shounen right now. One-shot
23) Prince of Tennis "Party Pranks"- Niou, the ultimate trickster, wants to pull off a prank at Atobe's party for all the teams he's faced. But he can't do it alone. So, he recruits Fuji, Seigaku's sadist. Together they pull off the prank but is there really more to it?
24) Prince of Tennis "If You Only Knew"- 9 drabbles on Yukimura and Sanada's relationship. Based off the song If You Only Knew by Shinedown. Alpha pair.
25) Twilight "Summer Fun"- Sam's cousin, Abbby, comes over for the summer at his request. Sounds fun right? Well, it would be if he was a normal cousin. Now sucked into the world of werewolves and vampires and imprinting, can Abby ever go back to normality? OCX...
26) Prince of Tennis/NCIS x-over "A Tennis Murder"- What would happen if there was a Navy Sailor who was murdered during the National Finals while he was watching the final match? Who would you send? Why Gibbs team of course. Plot challenge from demoncat13. R&R! Pairing in working progress.
27) Prince of Tennis "Candy Kisses"- Marui and Kirihara go trick-or-treating and Marui gives Kirihara a candy kiss. Diabolical Pair. Shounen. Halloween fic.
Status on all my stories
"A Missing Artist"- in progress
"A Tennis Murder"- in progress
"Birthday Games"- completed/one-shot
"Candy Kisses"- complete/one-shot
"Death Wish"- in prgress
"Evergrowing Feelings"- conplete (as of now)
"Fair Games"- in progress
"His Kohai"- completed/one-shot
"If You Only Knew- in progress
"Life Starts Now"- !rewrite!
"My Saviour"- completed/one-shot turned into a multi-chapter
"Party Pranks"- in progress
"Punishment?"- in progress
"Returned"- in progress
"Roasting Marshmellows"- completed/one-shot
"Secrets"- in progress
"Sibling Rivalry"- in progress
"Something New"- in progress *better story of "Unknown Talent (removed)*
"Summer Fun"- in progress
"The Fighting Never Stops"- in progress
"Training to Kissing"- completed/one-shot *first one-shot*
"Twin Fiasco"- in progress
"Under the Mistletoe"- completed/one-shot
"What Iggy Really Wanted"- completed/one-shot *goes with "My Saviour"*
I just want to say, I read about any fanfiction, including yaoi and yuri, except for these:
NaruSaku (I like Sakura with anyone but Naruto since he's annoying)
Kaname/Yuki (insest...need I say more...)
SasuKarin (I hate Karin and even though I'm not a Sasuke fan I just can't bear to see him with her. She's worse then Naruto.)
SasuIno (let's just say I think Sasuke belongs with no body besides Sakura in my mind.)
Jake/Bella (I hate Bella...)
Paul/Bella (I don't even wanna know where people came up with this pairing, but I hate it. Just because Bella slapped him doesn't mean he'll imprint on her. Hell, if she slapped me and I were him, she'd be my lunch.)
Let's just go with any pairing with Bella. I dislike that women very much. Stupid @%$#&.
Or brother/sister or brother/brother or sister/sister pairings.
Favorite characters in anime/books/manga/movies/games/tv shows:
Prince of Tennis (anime): Kamio, Tezuka, all of Rikkai Dai, Kenya, Zaizen, and Shirashi
Bleach (anime): Byakuya, Gin, Kaien, and Stark
Naruto (anime): Shikamaru, Kiba, Itachi, the Akatsuki, and Kimimaro
Fruits Basket (manga): Kyo, Yuki, and Haru
Inuyasha (anime): Shesshomaru and Koga
Code Geass (anime): Lelouch
Bloody Kiss (manga): Kuroboshi and Alshu
Vampire Knight (anime): Zero, Ichijo, Shiki, and Aido
Death Note (anime): Light and L (I'm nutral on them since I understand Lights reasons and I think L is cool in some ways.)
07 Ghost (anime): Teito, Frau, Mikage, and Labrador
Mortal Instruments (book): Jace and Simon
Maximum Ride (book): Iggy and Fang
Weiss Kreuz (both) (anime): Aya/Ran and Ken
Silver Diamond (manga): Chigusa, Koh, and Narushige
Kyou Kara Maoh (anime): Gunter, Gwendal, Wolfram, Konrad, and Raven
Gundam Seed (anime): Kira, Athrun, Yzak, Nicol, Mu La Flaga/Neo, Cagali, and Dearka
Kekkaishi (anime): Hakubi
Hakuouki (anime): Hijikata, Okita, Saitou, Heisuke, and Yamazaki
Code: Breaker (manga/anime): Rei, Sakura, and "Dog"
Hanbun no Tsuki ga Noboru Sora (anime): Yuuichi, Yukiko, and Rika
Nabari no Ou (anime): Rokujou, Tobari, Yoite, and Kouichi
Kiss Me Tennis Boy (one-shot manga): Daniel and Kaname [yaoi!]
Sword of the Stranger (anime movie): Nanashi, Kotaro, and Tobimaru
Amatsuki (anime/manga): Sinonome Kon, Bonten, Tokidoki Rikugou, and Kuchiha
Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi (anime): Takano and Onodera (as a couple since it's yaoi/shounen!)
Tiger's Curse (book): Kishan and Damon
Blue Exorcist (anime): Rin Okumura
No.6 (anime): Shion and "Nezumi" ("rat"/"mouse")
Pirates of the Caribbean (movie): Jack, Will and James
Assassin's Creed (game): Altair and Desmond
Assassin's Creed II (game): Ezio, Federico, Giovanni and Desmond
Assassin's Creed Brotherhood (game): Ezio and Desmond
Assassin's Creed Revelations (game): Ezio, Desmond, and Altair
Assassin's Creed III (game): "Connor", Haythem and Desmond
Junjou Romantica (anime): Misaki and Usami/Usagi (as a couple cause it's yaoi!) and Hiroki and Nowaki
Vassalord (manga): Jonny and "Cherry"/Charley
Twilight (book): Paul, Seth, Jacob, Sam, and Embry (If their a werewolf I love them. Just saying. Go werewolves!)
Criminal Minds (tv show): the whole BAU team. Plus Jack and Henry
NCIS (tv show): Gibbs' whole team
Call of Duty (game): Soap, Ghost, Roach, Frost and Yuri
Resident Evil (game/book/movie): Chris, Piers, Leon, Jake, Ada and Sheva
Question and Answer stuff!:
Prince Of Tennis Survey Questions!
Note: You can add your own questions! As long the main ones aren't erased!
Copy and paste this in your profile, if you want.
Taken from Magic Detective
1. First off! What is your favorite school?
Rikkai, Fudomine, Shitenhouji, Seigaku
2. Who is your favorite player?
All Rikkai players, Kamio, and Tezuka
3. What is your favorite tennis move?
Niou's illusion form, Marui's tight-rope walking, and Yagyuu's laser beam
4. Who is your favorite doubles pair?
5. What is your favorite tennis game in the series (who vs. who)?
Sanada VS. Tezuka.
6. What is your least favorite school?
7. Who is your least favorite player?
The twins from Josie Shounan. Oh, and Mizuki.
8. What is your least favorite tennis move?
That Impulse one that the guy from Jyosei Shounan uses.
9. Who is your least favorite doubles pair?
The twins from Josie Shounan
10. What is your least favorite tennis game in the series (who vs. who)?
Tha match between Shiraishi and Fuji. I felt so bad for Fuji cause he lost and he was all deprest.
11. Favorite pair (homosexual or straight)? Why?
FujiXNiou: Don't you just get the feeling that those two will end the world paired togather? Well, that's why I like them!
Silver Pair: I love Chotarou! He's so cute and goes good with Shishidou.
Thrill Pair: it's interesting how their relationship is since Fuji isn't your average person.
Diabolical Pair: Doesn't the idea of Marui and Kirihara together just make you think 'cute'. Well, that's why I like them.
Uke Pair: Kirihara is just really cute with anyone.
Alpha Pair: Sanada really needs someone.
AtobeXHiyoshi: Hiyoshi just seems like that person to be with Atobe.
OT5: Don't you just wonder about that. And besides, they make a good story. And they are interesting to read about.
OT6: Same as the top one.
MomoshiroXAn: Momo needs someone so he can stop being like "ah. young love" like he's 50...
KamioXAn: They are so cute together. Kamio cares. That makes it adorible.
KiriharaXAn: I kinda like this pair cause, like, Kirihara is a nice person and all when he's not in devil mode and stuff and I just love his childish behavior and An is all mature and kinda completes him XD
12. Least favorite pair (homosexual or straight)? Why?
Not really any.
13. Any crack pairing/s?
14. Any weird pairing/s?
Yeah. But I forgot what it was. I think it was Akutsu with someone he never meet...
15. Favorite story arc (Kantou Tournament, Nationals)?
16. Favorite catchphrase?
'Mada Mada Dane'- Ryoma
17. Favorite TeniMyu?
Dream Live 1
18. Least Favorite TeniMyu?
I don't have a least favorite. There all so funny. :)
Favorite TeniPuri Family and episode?
The one where Tezuka's like 'Ah! My arm!' and stuff. XD good times. good times.
20. Least Favorite TeniPuri Family and episode?
None. Just the parts where Mizuki shows up. I don't like him...
21. Favorite Soundtrack?
I don't really know.
22. Least Favorite Soundtrack?
23. Best Filler Episode?
Hm...no clue...maybe the bowling one but eh...I dunno. I forgot them all
24. Crappiest Filler Episode?
Hm...I don't really have one.
II. TO BELIEVE OR NOT TO BELIEVE
1. Do you believe in the Ryoma/Sakuno Theory?
2. Do you think Atobe is gay?
In a way.
3. Is the Rikkaidai Captain the bottom in his 'relationship' with his Vice-Captain?
Nope. Yukimura's just to good to be on the bottom. ;)
4. Are all doubles players in love with their respective partners?
Probably. Ya know, they do act like it. I mean no one can be that in sync even if your best friends. Maybe. But not after being friends for like 3 years...
5. Is there any team that can beat Seigaku?
Yes! It's going to be Rikkai in High School!
6. Is Jirou a narcoleptic?
Most likely. I bet ya he is.
7. Can Kabaji speak?
Hm...maybe. depends in Atobe will ever stop using him! :l
8. Why is Sengoku 'Lucky'?
9. Does Dan like Akutsu?
Not in a whole 'lovey' way. More like brothers or like someone to look up to...?
10. Does Horio really have 'two years of tennis experience'?
Hm...I wouldn't bet on it. I play better tennis than him and I've been playing for a year almost.
11. Is TeniMyu crap or just plain brilliant?
12. Is Fuji really in love with his buchou?
Not really. I don't believe it.
13. Should PoT be a shounen-ai anime?
Kinda. It should stay the same, but have some shounen underneath. Makes it more interesting. ;D
III. CHOOSE ONE.
1. Seigaku, Rikkai, Hyotei, Rokkaku, Yamabuki, St. Rudolph, Fudoumine, Shitenhouji, St. Rudolph, Josei Shonan or Higa?
RIKKAI ALL THE WAY!
2. Golden Pair (Eiji/Oishi) or Silver Pair (Shishido/Ootori)?
3. Sakuno Ryuzaki or Ann Tachibana?
4. Sanada, Atobe or Tezuka?
Sanada. I look up to his glares. He teaches me the way of glaring XD
5. MomoRyo or RyoSakuno?
6. Royal (Atobe/Ryoma) or Imperial (Tezuka/Atobe)?
Imperial. Just because Atobe doesn't seem that interested in Ryoma.
7. MomoRyo or KaidohInui?
8. Left-handed player or right-handed player?
Both? (I play both!)
9. Tango (Sanada/Atobe) or Waltz (Yukimura/Atobe)?
Tango. I will never give Yukimura up! Not even for Atobe!
III. ANSWER THIS YOU SHALL
1. List all of the Characters you've fallen for.
Niou, Fuji, Yukimura, Marui, Sanada, Kirihara, Yanagi, Yagyuu, Jackal, Tezuka, Kaido, Momoshiro, Kenya, Shirashi, and Zaizen
2. List all the moves that you wished you could do.
Fuji's counters, split step, and Kirihara's Knuckle Serve (Tried them all. They all failed...epically...)
3. Pick ONE character that you would like to meet in person.
Niou! Just to hear him say 'puri' and play some pranks on my older bro's who prank me all the time!
4. Any crossovers in mind?
Prince of Tennis/Inuyasha one-shot (look it up in my 'unpublished stories'!)
5. Any lookalike in other anime?
Hm...never really looked. But maybe Yoite from Nabari No Ou looks like Shinji. Just different hair colors. And probably Yuuichi from Hanbun no Tsuki ga Noboru Sora looks like Fuji. Well, his hair. Possibly Yukimura Sanada from Samurai Deeper Kyo looks like Yukimura Seiichi. :D (there last names match...lol.)
6. Which tennis match showdown would you die to see?
Anyone that I haven't seen.
7. Any person you would like to have a match with?
Yep! Yukimura, Sanada, Niou, and Tachibana (Even though I would fail epically XD)
8. The schools you want to be a part of the tennis club.
Rikkai, Seigaku, and Shitenhouji.
9. What do you like about PoT?
The tennis matches and the players.
10. Why is PoT the best anime there is?
The episodes are all funny! XD
11. If you could be any character in TeniPuri, who would you choose to be?
Fuji, even though I'm majorly more sadistic than he is.
The Character Songs!
1. Your favorite Best Rival Player Album?
Eyes by Fuji Syuusuke
2. Your favorite singles?
Shinjitsu by Yukimura Seiichi
3. The characters in Tenipuri that you think have the most awesome voice?
Eh...Kirihara! (that was a random guess.)
4.Your favorite singing group?
When they sung for Tezuka at the camp thingy.
5. Your dream singing group?
A Rikkai singing group!
6. Your favorite seiyuus in Tenipuri?
Yukimura, Kirihara, Fuji, and Marui's.
Add Your Name in this List, if you used this survey:
icEbLuE20, Mitsukai20, xSadistxFujix, AniManGa19930, Fadey, Anime Alpha 14, EpitsuOnna, Magic Detective, blackshadow878
Number your twelve favorite characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?
Yes. Many. Just not as them being a couple.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant
Then we'd all be in hell with a werewolf/witch or wizard child running around.
4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?
Yush. A lot.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Nope. Soap tis mine!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
None! I'm keeping Roach also!
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Clary would be scared for life...as is my brain currently.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Emily never thought that one day her fiance would walk in the house with a little child. Especially one that had wings and shied away from anyones touch.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Maybe. But in my world, no.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
"Someone to Hold"
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Uhhhhhhh...the nonexistant one...?
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Maybe only Soap and Roach but I don't see Paul fitting in anywhere. Not unless he's in the TF141...
15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"CAN I BLOW IT UP AGAIN MAX?!"
16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
"Anything But Ordinary" by Avril Lavigne
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: Very dominant and hard-headed characters.
18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"You wanna blow stuff up sometime?"
19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Hard to understand when they talk because of their accents.
20. How emo is One?
21: If they were/are in the same storyline, what would describe Four's feelings on his relationship to Six, Seven, Three and Nine?
Paul-Max: We don't get along. Too much of a hard-headed bitch. Though the pack says were "perfect" for each other. Ha!
Paul-Clary: Cute, but annoyingly clingy. When's my patrol again?
Paul-Emily: Emily is like my second mother. She makes me food and I crash and her and Sam's place every now and then. She's family.
Paul-Draco: Annoying little @$$. I swear, if Sam hadn't put that alpha order on me, he'd be dead right now.
Same as previous one, just different questions.
1) 1 woke you up in the middle of the night.
Me: *glances at him* Whatdya want Roach?
Roach: Wanted to know if you wanted to practice shooting?
Me: No! *throws a pillow at him* Goodnight!
2) Number 2 asked you to go out with him.
Me: *blinking rapidly* Uh...Ghost...are you drunk?
Ghost: No. Why?
Me: Curious. But sure, why not.
3) Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering.
Me: Soap, I swear, if you don't get out of here in five minutes I'm hiding all your guns!
Soap: Like hell you would.
Me: *throws everything possible at him until he leaves*
4) 4 announced their going to marry 9.
Me: Er...Piers...whatdya do to him?
Piers: Nothing much.
5) 5 cooked you dinner.
Me: Ezio! You cook?
Ezio: *Giving me a strange look* Of course. How do you think I survived on long missions?
Me: *Mumbles things but eats the food anyways*
6) 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me: Aw, Ig, your so adorable
7) 7 suddenly confessed he is part of your family.
Me: Ha! No. Go home Draco. I won't fall for your tricks.
8) 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me: What did you do this time Max?
Max: Nothing much.
9) 9 made fun of your friends?
Me: Piers! Stop harassing my friends and go bother Chris!
Me: No. Leave. *Points in random direction*
10) 10 ignored you all the time?
Me: *sees Jack* Jack! Why have you been ignoring me? It's not very nice.
Jack: *throws arm over my shoulders* Sorry love, I was searchin' for me rum.
11) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Roach would pull out his side arm and threaten them.
12) You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Ghost: Why are you so careless? Now look at what you've gone and done to yourself? *Continues on*
Me: Err...Ghost...a little help here?
Ghost: *still grumbling but takes me to a hospital*
13) It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Soap: Here you are *hands over a gift*
Me: Thanks *smiles while opening it to see a combat knife and dog tags*
Soap: Thought it'd be useful.
14) You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Paul: *Comes to rescue me*
15) You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Ezio: Go! Go ahead! I dare you to do it!
Me: Okai *does it and gets embarressed*
Ezio *laughing his ass off*
Me: ...I really hate you...
16) You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
Iggy: You can't marry him! He's a pirate and drunk all the time!
Me: Your point?
Iggy: No! Don't marry him!
17) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Draco: Why are you upset about it anyways? He's not even of pure blood. I mean, you could do so much better. Especially of someone with pure blood. Like me. *catching what he said* I mean, there isn't only me b-but! Oh, you get the point!
Me: *laughing at his little speech* Thanks Draco. I understand. *kisses his cheek before leaving*
18) You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
Max: What's up with you?
Me: *gumbling about stupid idiots*
Max: Okay...how about some junk food and movies?
Me: *follows silently*
19) You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
Piers: Good luck! And be safe. Don't do anything reckless or careless that might get you or someone else hurt. Think before you do something...*keeps going*
Me: Uh...thanks. I gotta go! Just make sure you watch me!
20) You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Jack: Oi, love, would you quit that laughin'? I've got a terrible hang over.
Me: *can't stop*
Jack: *growling* I'm sorry love but out until you quit that gigglin' of yours. *pushes me out the door while I keep laughing*
21) Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Me: Roach, I'm gonna win next time! Jerkface...
Roach: No your not.
22) 2 tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
Me: Ghost, how could you leave me for Piers?!
Piers: Hey! I'm not that bad!
23) You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Me: So...John...not sure my parents will accept but...well...it's worth a shot eh?
Soap: *grabs my hand* I guess. *kisses my cheek* Let's get this over with.
30 min later
Me: Well, they accepted.
Soap: Yeah, after a lot of promises.
24) Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Me: Piers, your stealing everyone from me! You little jackass!
Piers: *shrugs* You have the others though.
25) Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
26) 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Me: Iggy! How could you? Don't make me tell Max!
Iggy: I'm sorry!
27) You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Me: Erm...Draco...can you not look at me? It's making me feel weird...
Draco: *smirking* Good.
Me *grumbling* Jerkface.
0. If you Have a profile on fanfiction.net you do it
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Everyone who read this and has a profile as to do the same thing.
5. Have Fun!
1. IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY?' YOU SAY?
Hey There Delilah by Plain White T's
2.HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Trade Yourself In by Shinedown
3.WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Changes by 3 Doors Down
4.HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Bring Me to Life by BulletProof Messenger
5.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Dangerous and Moving by t.A.T.u.
6.WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Enjoy the Silence by It Dies Today
7.WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
We All Fall Down by Cavo
8.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Heros by Shinedown
9.WHAT DO YOUR TEACHERS THINK OF YOU?
All These Things I Hate (Revolve Around Me) by Bullet for My Valentine
10.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Contrast of Light and Dark by Yesterday's Rising
11.WHAT IS 22?
Hallucination by Yuya Matsushita
12.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND(s)?
Second Heartbeat by Avenged Sevenfold
13.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Call Me by Shinedown
14.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Sad Story by Plain White T's
15.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Away from the Sun by 3 Doors Down
16.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Nobody Puts Baby In the Corner by Fall Out Boy
17.WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
The World Has Its Shine [But I Would Drop It On a Dime] by Cobra Starship
18.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Keep Me In Mind by Zac Brown Band
19.WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Angel by Natasha Bedingfield
20.WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Serious Mistake by Plain White T's
21.WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
My Only One by Plain White T's
22.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
The Crimson by Atreyu
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile
95 percent of teens would go into a panic if the Jonas Brothers (anyone for that matter) were standing on top of a tall building and were about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 percent that would have pushed them...
"They hurt her..."
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them is was uncool to breathe. Copy this to ur profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing there heads off.
If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever taken the stickers off of a Rubics Cube and put them where they belong to make it look like you finished it copy and paste this into your profile.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Lyn Gainsborough, Alexia The Hedgehog, Rainbow the hedgefox, Bekah the Hedgehog, OXOXPoisoned-AngelXOXO, blackshadow878
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile
My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.
25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.
"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."
26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
I love my mother! (these are just so LOL!!!)
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DANG! we screwed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butts that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool /college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Hey! drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Will confront you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will re-post this thang! (Hey! Don't look away! Put this on your profile now!!!!)
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Yuga Xyunagi, REfreak, Sharingangirl001, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, SASU-SAKU4everandalways, shadowxblossomx,blueberry08, Micah Sakura, JaseyRaeLullaby, KooriRoxs, Hidden in Sunlight, Minimum Ride, blackshadow878