1k+Straight Up Interference » Bella befriends Marcus, a mobster's son, and ends up interfering with a federal investigation. She's sent off to stay with Marcus's geeky antisocial uncle, who lives in a remote cabin, until things cool down with the Feds. It starts a little Marcus & Bella, but this is definitely a Bella & Edward story. AH Rated M for Lemons and Language.

187 Lost in My Head: A Robert Pattinson story » Rob Pattinson's POV, and in this story he has a bit of a dirty mind! Cheeky Rob Pattinson likes sexy girls, but tries to come off as a nice guy. He eventually ends up with Kristen Stewart by the end. This story will be pulled. Copy, paste and repost it all you want. I'm cool with that.

6k+ Better Than Pie » Bella decides marriage will solve her financial problems and auctions herself off as a wife, only to be bought for an unsuspecting Edward by his meddling but well-meaning Down Syndrome brother, Emmett. Hysterically all-human. Banner done by Kyndall Viscia

37 Salvation in a Box Edward wants out of this world, but Bella won't let him leave. Banner made by evieeden

54 Better than Pie Outtake donation for the 4NKH This is a collection of several scenes in Edward, Emmett, and Bella's lives as they grew up and some background on them. It's freaking funny so you should pee first.

991 Be Careful What you Wish for » Edward plays Santa for the hospital's childrens' ward and meets widow Bella and her daughter Ara, who need a safe, warm place to stay, and Timmy, who needs a family. Will the awkward shy Dr. Cullen be just what the doctor ordered for them?

407 Out of Eden » For Edward Cullen, life should have been a virtual paradise having his unusual abilities, but even in the paradise of Eden, there was something evil waiting to strike.

1k+ Troubled » Troubled high school bad boy Edward is in love with college girl Bella. Will he find a way to make her forget his age and seduce her? Will she forget he's just a boy and give in? All Human and rated M for language

1k+ Hideous Cygnus » Edward is fresh out of military school, Bella is the ugly geek that catches his eye. Can she eventually save him from himself, and will he be what she wants? Will the rest ever see the beauty within the Hideous Cygnus?

1k+ The Phantom's Scars » First officer Edward finds a scared broken girl and does everything in his power to help her. Running for your life sometimes means fighting for the courage to actually let yourself live. This story is all EPOV Rated M for a reason, no rape scenes.