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Aragog's Dilemma
Aragog explains a problem to Harry and Hermione.Harry Potter, K, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 1k+, favs: 26, follows: 7, 6/10/13
21 Keeping Up Appearances
Keeping Up Appearances, or Harry Potter's Wife. Ginny looks back at her life. Darkish, non-violent one shot.Harry Potter, K, English, Tragedy & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 29, follows: 4, 6/10/13, Ginny W.
3 Hermione's Job Fair
Hermione Granger wasn't sure what to do after Hogwarts. Business courted her favor and she visited quite a few. Eventually she took a tour of the preeminent magical hospital. This is the story.Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, words: 543, favs: 9, follows: 3, 6/10/13, Hermione G.
327False Starts Harry Potter »
A series of disjointed story ideas that never went anywhere. They're all HP of sorts, with different twists and ideas that ran out before they became full fledged stories.Harry Potter, T, English, chapters: 14, words: 62k+, favs: 272, follows: 214, updated: 6/10/13 published: 7/9/11, Harry P.
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I Fall(out) to Pieces »
War... War never changes. In the year 2076, Europe is consumed in war. Muggle Britain stands mostly intact, but it will not remain so for long. Concurrently, Magical Britain denies the return of the most feared wizard in generations. In all of this, what is UK-13? And what does it have to do with Harry Potter?Harry Potter & Fallout, M, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 10, words: 47k+, favs: 199, follows: 212, updated: 5/28/13 published: 2/22/13, Harry P.
44 Genetech Discrepancy »
Buffy is thrust into a new situation when she finds out that her mother's estranged father recently died. With Joyce dead, Buffy and Dawn have to pick up the pieces. Crossover with the Book verse of Jurassic Park by Michael CrichtonBuffy: The Vampire Slayer & Jurassic Park, T, English, Adventure & Supernatural, chapters: 13, words: 16k+, favs: 48, follows: 62, updated: 4/17/13 published: 8/20/11, Buffy S. Tyrannosaurus
564 Thinking in Little Green Boxes »
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.Harry Potter & Deadpool, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 47, words: 101k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 805, updated: 3/15/13 published: 6/28/10, Harry P.
48 Xander of the Red Robes »
Jesse bought the costumes. It was too late to change into something else, and so Xander was stuck with face paint and hourglass contact lenses. Slightly AU for Buffy. Halloween fic for Halloween.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dragonlance, T, English, Horror & Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 21k+, favs: 147, follows: 147, updated: 3/15/13 published: 10/24/11, Xander H. Raistlin
25 Voldemort's Bad Day
Voldemort is having a bad day. A very bad day.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 44, follows: 11, 1/29/13, Voldemort
31 A Parody of Soul Bonds
Harry and Hermione decide to make a soul bond, despite not really knowing what they are doing. Horlarity ensues (portmanteau of "Horror" and "Hilarity"). This short story is not to be taken seriously.Harry Potter, K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 62, follows: 24, 1/10/13, Harry P.
104 A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.Harry Potter, T, English, Drama & Horror, words: 12k+, favs: 479, follows: 103, 12/30/12, Albus D.
69False Starts Naruto »
This is a series of ideas and blips that started out, but I wasn't ever able to fully flesh out. Some good, some not so good, but most have a silly side to them. All focus on the Naruto 'verse, specifically on the manga.Naruto, T, English, chapters: 7, words: 11k+, favs: 105, follows: 80, updated: 12/30/12 published: 4/25/12, Naruto U.
117 Every Silver Lining has its Cloud »
Forgotten Realms Crossover Buffy is late in stopping Angelus and most of Sunnydale is pulled into Acathla's portal ending up in the Nether Mountains in northern Faerun. Warnings for occasional naughty words, heavy violence, and gnomes.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dungeons and Dragons, T, English, Fantasy & Adventure, chapters: 46, words: 219k+, favs: 167, follows: 133, updated: 6/13/12 published: 3/11/10
99 Not Your Average Konoha Academy Graduate »
The castle just collapsed and it wasn't my fault. Really. Can't a guy have a beachside vacation in peace? If you don't know, I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I'm a wizard. Here's my card. And for the last time: no, I don't do love potions.Naruto & Dresden Files, T, English, Fantasy & Mystery, chapters: 4, words: 13k+, favs: 333, follows: 375, updated: 4/14/12 published: 10/28/11, Naruto U. Bob
45False Starts Buffy the Vampire Slayer »
A series of story ideas that never went anywhere. A few work well as one shots but are a bit short, others are shards of ideas that may or may not be expanded. Some good, some not so much.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, T, English, chapters: 8, words: 25k+, favs: 65, follows: 52, updated: 11/8/11 published: 7/12/11, Buffy S.
45 Dobby House Elf and the Popular Culture »
Harry makes the mistake of letting people around an impressionable poor house elf. Dobby takes his obsessions a little too seriously. Rating for violence. Yes, violence.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 8k+, favs: 152, follows: 68, updated: 9/21/11 published: 11/1/10, Dobby Harry P.
32 Naruto: Weapon X
A telling of the Weapon X storyline by way of the Naruto world. Don't expect a happy NarutoX-Men & Naruto, T, English, Tragedy & Adventure, words: 8k+, favs: 94, follows: 57, 8/27/11, James H./Wolverine/Logan Naruto U.
62 Yub Yub Commander »
My friend wanted me to write a Star Wars cross. Her Requirements: no Jedi, no standard relationships and no Xander the Hutt. Xander gets some people to dress up for Halloween as a memorial to Jesse. SG1 eventually.Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, T, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, chapters: 6, words: 26k+, favs: 130, follows: 117, updated: 8/26/11 published: 2/20/11, Xander H.
153 Are you sure this was a good idea? »
Stupid Magical Contracts! Harry and Hermione discover that magic doesn't have the same kind of sense of humor that they are used to. Also, Hermione accidentally becomes a Big Bad. Warning: 'Tis a silly fic.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 17, words: 38k+, favs: 335, follows: 367, updated: 7/15/11 published: 10/15/10, Dawn S.
61Naruto Uzumaki and the Deus Ex Machina no Jutsu
THE OBLIGATORY TIME TRAVEL FIC! This is pure parody where Naruto is transported back in time from a terrible future via Madara's Deus Ex Machina no Jutsu.Naruto, T, English, Parody, words: 9k+, favs: 279, follows: 187, 4/20/11, Naruto U.
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