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Favorite Songs Of All Time
Transformers:Dark of the Moon Soundtrack:
Iridescent by Linkin Park
Monster by Paramore
The Only Hope For Me Is You by My Chemical Romance
Faith (When I Let You Down) by Taking Back Sunday
The Bottom by Staind
Get Thru This by Art of Dying
All That You Are by Goo Goo Dolls
Head Above Water by Theory Of A Deadman
Set The World On Fire by Black Veil Brides
Awake And ALive by Skillet
Just Got Paid by Mastodon
Cowboys and Aliens Soundtrack:
Jake Lonergan
Palms To Heaven
Col. Woodrow Dolarhyde
Attack & Abductions
A Kid, A Dog & A Woman
Emmett's Close Encounter
Alien Air Attack
She's Gone
I Know Where They Are
Jake's Army
Godspeed
Goodbye Jake
I See Them
Ella's Mission
Do You Remember Me?
Return To The Cabin
See You Around
ALL of the songs from Cowboys and Aliens is by Harry Gregson-Williams
http://www.jaksflowergirldresses.com/Prom_2102.htm
'Falling in love' is easy
'Staying in love' is a challenge
'Letting go' is the hardest part
'Moving on' is damn suicide
Smile like you've never cried
Fight like you've never lost
Love like you've never been hurt
Live life like you'll die tomorrow
Favorite shows: Storm Chasers, CSI, Mythbusters, and Young Justice
Favorite movies: Transformers 1 and 2 and 3, Toy Story 1,2,3, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and The Olympians The Lightning Thief, Finding Nemo, Cowboys and Aliens
Books: Harry Potter,Percy Jackson,And Then There Were None,Nancy Drew,Heroes of Olympus,and more
I like reading comics and watching tv. My favorite super hero is and will forever be Flash. I have HUGE crushes on a bunch of celebrity guys like:
Chris Pine,
Tom Felton,
James Franco,
George Eads,
Scott Ca'an,
Alex O'Loughlin,
Shia Labeouf,
Jason Statham,
Justin Timberlake,
Daniel Craig
Shiloh Fernandez,
and Max Irons.
I play the violin and the music store I got it at has a sign that says 'Hippies use the back door NO EXCEPTIONS!'
The story Best Christmas was written by my cousin. I am the Cheshire Cat, I do most of the writing and my twin sister, March Hare, does most of the editting.
SO FUNNY GOTTA READ THIS BUT IT IS FUNNIER IN THE VIDEO!
Guy 1: Hey I made you a pie!
Guy 2: Ooooooh what flavor?
Guy 1: *angry face* PIE FLAVOR!
pie jumps out of pie* DUN UN NUN NUN NU NUH!
Famous Military Quotes/Facts:
"Sometimes it is entirely nessicary to kill a fly with a sledge hammer."-(I will get who said this within the next few days)
"A nuclear war can ruin your entire day."-Unknown
Random Facts:
During Pearl Harbor, the first guy to see the first Japanese plane coming at them had nothing to shoot at them. He grabbed the nearest thing possible, a monkey wrench, a tossed it at the plane. The plane crashed in the water and everyone on board was dead or taken prisoner. GO MONKEY WRENCH GUY!
Some elephants die standing up.
Thursday was named for the Norse God Thor so technically it is Thor's Day.
Me being bored:
Edward Cullen: He sparkles and can jump really high in the air, let's face it, he's not a vampire, he's a freakin' fairy!
Tinkerbell, no offense, is a COMPLETE brat in Return To Neverland.
Why is Cinderella a fairytale, I mean come on any idiot can lose a shoe! I LOSE MINE DAILY AND I LOSE BOTH!
My imagenary friend thinks I'm insane.
Vampires Suck, based on a true story.
I was playing my video game and this guy was shooting at me with a rocket launcher and he shouted, "I'M UNARMED DON'T HURT ME!"
If you have ever zoned out for more than 2 hours while not sleeping, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Cheshire Cat and March Hare,
If you have ever copied and pasted something on your profile, copy and paste this on your profile.
95% of teenage girls love Edward Cullen and/or Jacob Black, if you are a member of the 5% that are not, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think I'm insane, copy and paste this one your profile and add your name to the list:Cheshire Cat and March Hare, Imagenary Friend,
Directions to my Role Plays!:
http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/Cheshire_Cat_and_March_Hare_SS/2287851/
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree
FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! That was AWESOME!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile. (Bumblebee: My all time record, FIVE HOURS! XD)
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. (Bumblebee: More like freakign straight up WEIRD)
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy (which I am) but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'Pull" or pulled the handle on a door that said 'Push', copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a solid wall, copy this to your profile.
If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If there are times when you just annoy people for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you have ever made plans for world domination, copy and paste here.
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal (aka: Trix), put this in your profile!
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against child abuse, you should copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be something they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you're wearing pants right now, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever crashed into a wall while you are NOT on a sugar high, copy onto profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
51. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
52. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
53. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
54. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
55. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
56. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
57. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"
58. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
59. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
60. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.
AGONY- not all pain is gain
DEFEAT- for every winner, there are dozens of losers … odds are you’re one of them
FAILURE- when your best just isn’t good enough
FUTILITY- You’ll always miss 100 of the shots you don’t take and, statistically speaking, 99 of the ones you do.
LOSING- If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style
MISTAKES- it could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others
PESSIMISM- Every dark cloud has a silver lining. But lightning kills thousands of people every year who are trying to find it
PROCRASTINATION- Hard work often pays off over time. But laziness always pays off now.
STUPIDITY- Quitters never win and winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots.
UNIQUE- Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.
ADVERSITY- That which does not kill me, postpones the inevitable.
BLAME-The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
CLUELESSNESS- There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
DESPAIR- It’s always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
DREAMS- Dreams are like rainbows, only idiots chase them.
GIVE UP- At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser.
HUMILIATION- The harder you try, the dumber you look.
SUCCESS- Success is a journey not a destination, so stop running.
LEADERS- Leaders are like eagles. We don’t have either of them here.
MOTIVATION-If a pretty picture and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
OVERCONFIDENCE-Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you can survive the odds beating you.
POTENTIAL- Not everybody gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.
PROBLEMS- No matter how great your problems may seem now, remember, you’ve probably only seen the tip of them.
RISKS- If you never try anything new, you’ll miss out on many of life’s great disappointments.
VICTORY- Winners never fly higher than when they are bouncing up and down on the egos of those they defeated.
WINNERS- Because nothing says “you’re a loser” more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.
WORTH- Just because you’re necessary doesn’t mean you are important.
Underachievement- The tallest piece of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.
One I found on my video game:
(A picture of a guy in a jet that is on fire)
Courage: Is the knowledge of knowing when to eject
50 Fun Things To Do During An Exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking. " Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6. Bring cheerleaders.
7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?"
8. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
10. Bring pets.
11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas. "If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.
20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc..)
23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Forget this!" and walk out triumphantly.
25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i. e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)
26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.
31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!"
32. Bring a water pistol with you.
33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.
37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.
38. Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious.. like history notes for a calculus exam.. otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
39. When you walk in, complain about the heat.
40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
41. One word: Wrestlemania.
42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
45. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc.. sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.
47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think." Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".
50. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher."
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
Never forget a friend, especially those that owe you
You can’t have everything, where would you put it?
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes. -Jack Handy
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
Keep smiling – it makes everyone wonder what you’re up to.
There’s always a light at the end of the tunnel…just hope it’s NOT a train!
Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
Money may not buy happiness, but it sure makes misery much easier to live with.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Money can’t buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.
Love your enemies. It’ll make ‘em crazy.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.
If love isn’t a game, then why are there so many players?
True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they’ve gotta match.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Love may be blind but jealousy has 20-20 vision.
Love is like water; we can fall in it. We can drown in it. And we can’t live with out it.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.
My father came from Japan in 1905
He was, 15 when he immigrated from Japan
He, he, he worked until he was able to buy this patch
And build a store
Let me, tell you the story in the form of a dream
I don't know why I have to tell it, but I know what it means
Close your eyes, just picture the scene
As I paint it for you, it was World War II
When this man named Kenji woke up
Ken was not a soldier
He was just a man, with a family, who owned a store in L.A.
That day, he crawled out of bed like he always did
Bacon and eggs with wife and kids
He lived on the second floor of a little store, he ran
He moved to L.A. from Japan
They called him 'Immigrant'
In Japanese, he'd say, he was called, Esay
That meant 'First generation in the United States'
When everyone was afraid of the Germans, afraid of the Japs
But most of all afraid of a homeland attack
And that morning when Ken went out on the doormat
His world went black 'cause
Right there, front page news, three weeks before 1942
"Pearl Harbour's been bombed and the Japs are comin'"
Pictures of soldiers dyin' and runnin'
Ken knew what it would lead to
Just like he guessed, the President said
"The evil Japanese in our home country will be locked away"
They gave Ken, a couple of days
To get his whole life packed in two bags
Just two bags, couldn't even pack his clothes
Some folks didn't even have a suitcase, to pack anything in
So two trash bags, was all they gave them
When the kids asked mum, "Where are we goin'?"
Nobody even knew, what to say to them
Ken didn't wanna lie, he said, "The US is lookin' for spies
So we have to live in a place called Mandinar
Where a lot of Japanese people are"
Stop it, don't look at the gunmen
You don't wanna get the soldiers wonderin'
If you gonna run or not,
'Cause if you run then you might get shot
Other than that, try not to think about it
Try not to worry 'bout it bein' so crowded
Someday, we'll get out, someday, someday
As soon as war broke out
The G.I. came and they just come to the house
And you have to come all the Japanese have to go
They took Mr.Lee, people didn't understand
Why did they have to take him?
Because he's an innocent labor
So now, they're in a town with soldiers surroundin' them
Every day, every night, look down at them
From watch towers up on the wall
Ken couldn't really hate them at all
They were just doin' their job and
He wasn't gonna make any problems
He had a little garden, with vegetables and fruits that
He gave to the troops in a basket his wife made
But in the back of his mind, he wanted his families life saved
Prisoners of war in their own damn country, what for?
Time passed in the prison town
He wanted them to live it down when they were free
The only way out was, joinin' the army
And supposedly, some men went out for the army, signed on
And ended up flyin' to Japan with a bomb
That 15 kilotonne blast, put an end to the war pretty fast
Two cities were blown to bits, the end of the war came quick
Ken got out, big hopes of a normal life, with his kids and his wife
But, when they got back to their home
What they saw made them feel so alone
These people had trashed every room
Smashed in the windows and bashed in the doors
Written on the walls and the floor 'Japs not welcome anymore'
And Kenji dropped both of his bags at his sides and just stood outside
He, looked at his wife without words to say
She looked back at him, wiped the tears away
And, said, "Someday, we'll be okay, someday"
Now, the names have been changed, but the story's true
My family was locked up back in '42
My family was there it was dark and damp
And they called it, an internment camp
When we first got back from camp, uhh
It was pretty, pretty bad, I, I remember my husband said
"Are we gonna stay 'til last?"
Then my husband died before they close the camp
Fort Minor, Kenji
You ready? Let's go
Yeah, for those of you that want to know what we're all about
It's like this y'all come on
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name
Mike, he doesn't need his name up in lights
He just wants to be heard whether it's the beat or the mic
He feels so unlike everybody else, alone
In spite of the fact that some people still think that they know him
But fuck 'em he knows the code
It's not about the salary it's all about reality and makin' some noise
Makin' the story makin' sure his clique stays up
That means when he puts it down Tak's pickin' it up, let's go
Who the hell is he anyway? He never really talks much
Never concerned with status but still leavin' them star struck
Humbled through opportunities given despite the fact
That many misjudge him because he makes a livin' from writin' raps
Put it together himself, now the picture connects
Never askin' for someone's help, to get some respect
He's only focused on what he wrote, his will is beyond reach
And now when it all unfolds, the skill of an artist
This is twenty percent skill, eighty percent fear
Be a hundred percent clear 'cause Ryu is ill
Who would've thought he'd be the one to set the west in flames?
And I heard him wreckin' with the crystal method, name of the game
Came back dropped Megadef, took 'em to church
I'm like 'bleach, man, why you have the stupidest verse?
This dude is the truth, now everybody givin' him guest spots
His stock's through the roof I heard he fuckin' with S-dot
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name
They call him Ryu the sick and he's spittin' fire an' mike
Got him out the dryer he's hot found him in Fort Minor with Tak
A fuckin' annihilist porcupine he's a prick, he's a cock
The type women want to be with and rappers hope he gets shot
Eight years in the makin' patiently waitin' to blow
Now the record with Shinoda's takin' over the globe
He's got a partner in crime, his shit is equally dope
You won?t believe the kind of shit that comes out of this kid's throat
Tak, he's not your everyday on the block
He knows how to work with what he's got
Makin' his way to the top
People think it's a common owner?s name
People keep askin' him was it given at birth
Or does it stand for an acronym?
No, he's livin' proof got him rockin' the booth
He'll get you buzzin' quicker than a shot of vodka with juice
Him and his crew are known around as one of the best
Dedicated to what they doin? give a hundred percent
Forget Mike, nobody really knows how or why he works so hard
It seems like he's never got time
Because he writes every note and he writes every line
And I've seen him at work when that light goes on in his mind
It's like a design is written in his head every time
Before he even touches a key or speaks in a rhyme
And those motherfuckers he runs with, those kids that he signed
Ridiculous, without even tryin', how do they do it?
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name
Fort Minor, Remember the Name