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What would you become to get everything you ever wanted? AH/Highschool ficTwilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 6k+, favs: 1, follows: 4, updated: 8/7/12 published: 7/2/12, Edward Bella
112A Watcher's Wardrobe Guide »
If eyes are the gateway to the soul, then clothes are the windows to emotion. Jasper's watched Bella long enough to know how she feels simply by the outfit she wears for the day. Will he finally put his theories to the test? AU/AH/rated for languageTwilight, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 15, words: 34k+, favs: 59, follows: 100, updated: 7/15/12 published: 1/11/11, Jasper Bella
10I Swan: Superstar »
Snotting superfans, meathead body guards, and cross-dressing cowboys; what's a multi-platinum recording artist to do in Texas? *sigh* Guess she's just have to sign more autographs. Written for tiffaninichole- rated for future smut and now language, AHTwilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 6k+, favs: 23, follows: 31, updated: 5/4/12 published: 2/9/11, Bella Jasper
2Oh, Heartache »
Depressing drabbles that float through my brain. AH/AU/everything in between. Rated for content.Twilight, M, English, Angst & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, favs: 1, follows: 3, updated: 10/3/11 published: 3/23/11
23Marriage: In All Its Splendor »
Jasper's a real man with real needs and a wife that doesn't put up with his bull. What would Jasper Whitlock be like if he were a regular, every day kind of guy? - the end result of e-mail drabble with pbroken - AU/AH OOCTwilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 6, words: 16k+, favs: 23, follows: 17, updated: 5/5/11 published: 10/22/10, Jasper Alice
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Manna of Meat Lovers'
The Pineapple Awards Contest entry. Jasper's tired of the same flavors he usually gets around town. Alice surprises him when she demands "to suck on some kinky, extra-large meaty sausage with a tall southern" Well, that's what he hears at least. CRACKFICTwilight, M, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 4/2/11, Jasper Alice
8 And So It Is
Jukebox Contest 'Host's Choice' Winner: His job was to ensure her immortality. But when he falls in love with her instead, his ignorance will be the downfall of them all. Post 'Breaking Dawn' AU. Rated for a hand full of 'F' bombs .Twilight, M, English, Romance & Tragedy, words: 6k+, favs: 10, follows: 2, 3/18/11, Alec Renesmee C./Nessie
5 The Befuddlement of Jasper Whitlock
Forks has two certainties: Change sucks and Jasper Whitlock is cool. Watch when a pervy-minded, fast talking, shoe store smelling hurricane whirles into town and throws preconceived notions out the window. OOC AU/AH *The Many Faces of Jasper Contest*Twilight, M, English, Humor, words: 8k+, favs: 18, follows: 3, 11/14/10, Jasper Alice