"If the flat were to catch on fire, I would save you first, even before the Stradivarius."- Sherlock Holmes to John Watson in Shake The Disease (by SeenaC)

I prefer fanfiction to life and am unhealthily addicted to British television. No regrets.

I'm available for betareading, so PM me for beta requests and absolutely anything! I don't bite... unless you're into that sort of thing.