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Name: The one I was given to by my mom...and sort of my dad. (He just agreed. XD)
Age: As many years I've been alive.
Likes: Girls, music, winter, and a good story.
Dislikes: Summer and people who are plain out assholes.
Personality: I'll just say that I'm similar to Uchiha Itachi. (Only...less awesome and without the cool ass Dojutsu...or any jutsu...or even the long hair...or the outfit...or really anything he has. Well this is about personality...not appearance.)
Main Theme Song: Remember the Name by Fort Minor.
Secondary Theme Song: Shadow of the Day by Linkin Park
Other Theme Song: Playing with the Big Boys (From the movie The Prince of Egypt)
That's probably more theme songs then one person needs, but oh well.
Favorite Music artists: Linkin Park, Lil Wayne, Lady Gaga, Beyonce and sometimes Eminem.
Favorite Mangas/Animes: Bleach, Naruto, FullMetal Alchemist, Pokemon (the original seasons, before the voice changes), Soul Eater, Rosario Vampire, Sora no Otoshimono and To Love-Ru.
Favorite non Anime shows: Doctor Who, Elementary and some times Family Guy.
Favorite video games: Tekken (most of them anyway), Kingdom Hearts (definitely all), Sonic the hedgehog (only some), and Assassins Creed (once again...all).
Believing is just the first step, and it's the hardest to do. But when you have enough faith – a strong enough foundation – then you can start building up on it. By: Alacquiene
Nobody move! I dropped my brain. By: Captain Jack Sparrow
You know that feeling you get when your standing in a high place, sudden urge to jump? I don't have it. By: Captain Jack Sparrow
In silence everything is expected. You expect to hear nothing, feel nothing, express nothing – but when the silence is shattered the unexpected hidden behind the silence falls around you, and you eventually lose yourself to it. By: NickelBleach
Bleach: Toshiro/Hyorinmaru, Yoruichi, Ulquiorra, Harribel, Byakuya/Senbonzakura, Rangiku/ Haineko, Grimmjow, Starrk, Hichigo, and Soifon.
FMA: Colonel Roy Mustang, Edward Elric, Alfonse Elric, Major-General Olivier Armstrong, Riza Hawkeye, Wrath, Envy and Winery.
Naruto: Itachi, Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto, Minato, Pain/Nagato, Kushina, Gaara, Kakashi, Jiraiya, Konan, Yahiko and Shikamaru.
Pokemon: Ash, Misty, Brock, Umberon and Mewtwo. (I figured it best to just name my top two favorite pokemon then all of them. XD)
Soul Eater: Death the Kid, Stein, Soul, Blair, Tsubaki, the Thomson sisters, Maka, Mifune and Death.
Rosario Vampire: Inner Moka, Outer Moka, Kurumu, Mizori, Ruby, Kokoa, Tsukune and Yukari.
Sora no Otoshimono: Ikaros and Eishiro. (I like all of them, but these two are my favorites.)
To Love-Ru: Yami and Black. (Again...I like them all but they are my top favs.)
Tekken: Jin Kazama, Nina Williams, and Hwoarang.
KH: Roxas, Ventus, Axel, Riku, Sora, Aqua, Terra, Namine, and Kiari.
Sonic: Shadow the hedgehog, Rouge the bat, Blaze the cat, and Silver the hedgehog.
Assassins Creed: Ezio Auditore Da Firenze and Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad.
Bleach: Toshiro and Rangiku (All time fav), Toshiro and Yoruichi (I really think that it would be really cute, this is the main couple in my Change One Side, Change The Story fic), Toshiro and Harribel, Toshiro and (Adult) Nel, Toshiro and Soifon (Notice a trend?), Hyorinmaru and Haineko, Ichigo and Orihime or Rukia (I don't care either way), Renji and Rukia (As long as she's not already taken), Shunsui and Nanao (I guess), Ulquiorra and Orihime (again, as long as she's not taken)
FMA: Edward and Winry, Roy and Riza or maybe even Olivier.
Naruto: Naruto and Sakura and/or Hinata (Naruto needs some love, he should have at least one...or both, lol), Shikamaru and Temari, Tsunade and Jiraiya/Kakashi/OC/or the Nine Tail Demon Fox. (The last one is funky, but what if he was somehow turned human? Just a random thought)
Soul Eater: Soul and Maka, Tsubaki and Black Star, Death the Kid and both or either of the Thomson sisters. (Yeah, I'm basically all for the meisters and weapons being together)
Rosario Vampire: I'm mainly for Moka (either or both) and Tsukune, but him having the full harem would be just as good in my opinion.
Sora no Otoshimono: Tomoki and his whole harem of girls. (It's just too cute to split them away from him. XD But I guess I'm more in favor for Ikaros or Sohara)
To Love-Ru: Once again...I'm in favor for Rito and his harem. (They're all just awesome pairings for him)
Tekken: Jin and Nina.
KH: Roxas and Namine, Ventus and Aqua, Sora and Kiari...and if I had to pick another Axel and Larxene. (Just cause he deserves a girlfriend, even if she's a bit of a b!tch)
Sonic: Shadow and Rouge or Blaze (Preferably Rouge but whatever), Silver and Blaze (As long as she's not taken), Sonic and Amy or Sally (I don't know much about the comics so I don't know much about Sonic's and Sally's relationship), Knuckles and Shade or Tikal. (But mostly Shade, no one wants to be in love with a dead chick...but Tikal is still cool)
Bleach: Gin and Rangiku (I just don't like Gin enough, he's cool...just not enough for me, but whatever), Toshiro and Hinamori (Sorry I just can't do it, she's nice and all but she seems more like a sister...but that's just my opinion) Toshiro and Karin (they definitely look funny and cute together, but that kind of relationship wouldn't be able to work between them, then again...its kinda like a reverse form of Ichigo and Rukia)
KH: Terra and Aqua (I don't have anything against it, I just like Ven and Aqua better)
Sonic: Knuckles and Rouge (Well that's a duh, if I like Shadouge then I would have to be against these two)
Any yuri or yaoi pairings (I don't care if others write it or not, its there business...this is just my opinion)
Change One Side, Change The Story; my fic that features Toshiro Hitsugaya growing up in Yoruichi and Kisuke's era (It's mostly a HitsuYorui paring fic, but other main ones will be; HitsuMatsu, HitsuShiba, HitsuSoi, HitsuNel, and HitsuHarri. It will also have a little HitsuNemu and HitsuIsan thrown in. I find it kind of funny having all of them liking him like that...all at once) And just to remind everyone, I'm taking about a one months break after I've finished the First movie...also that I'm holding a little contest. It's to see who can make the best one-shots for each of the couples I've put in this story. I hope lots of people will participate and contribute.
Future project(s): I've scrapped one of them and added another, so it's changed from last time.
A Bleach and Naruto crossover, which will be basically a Bleach fic only it takes place in the Naruto universe. There won't be any Naruto characters, only places and locations will stay the same, everything else will be Bleach. Toshiro, Yoruichi and Rangiku will be the main characters in this fic and will hold the positions of a few of the characters in the normal Naruto series, I'll leave the reader to decide which ones. I'll be combining the story lines from both Naruto and Bleach, but with my own author twist to them.
Another fic I thought up is a Rosario Vampire and Naruto crossover that will be all R V, only with one or maybe two Naruto characters, but they'll be from that universe, not Naruto's. The main character will be Itachi and he won't be replacing Tsukune completely, but he will be the main love interest for almost all of the girls (Tsukune will be secondary). He will also retain many of his powers from Naruto, but they'll be slightly toned down to fit into the fic and not be too powerful...or will they?! No but seriously they will be. Or maybe not! No of course they will. Or will they! Na I'm just playing here. Or am I?! (Sorry...I had Family Guy in my head when I wrote this)
This one I haven't begun yet, but I'm trying to get it off the ground. A Bleach and Doctor Who crossover, where it will be all Bleach characters, only with a Doctor Who story line and none of the characters. The Doctor will probably be Kisuke Urahara...but I'm not sure just yet. But Toshiro will be mostly the main character, along with The Doctor and his companions, whom will probably be Yoruichi and Rangiku. (I bet you can see that I like having Toshiro, Yoruichi and Rangiku all together in my fics huh) But I will be adding a FullMetal Alchemist piece in this, you'll have to wait and find out what that will be.
Once again, I haven't started this, but it's a Kingdom Hearts fic that will be taken place from an OC's pov, but it will be tied to just about every KH game (And yes, that means it'll start out during Birth by Sleep). Btw, I will only change certain elements about the story, so it'll remain mostly intact (I think the story they've made for it is almost perfect so I'll keep it mostly the same). My OC will be called Kage, simply translates to 'Shadow', he will basically be a young boy (between Ventus' and Aqua's age) that is chosen by Darkness to be it's own warrior. He will wield the keyblade of darkness and will be a slight romantic interest for Aqua, they may or may not end up together but they will have their moments together. Kage will be either be a 'good' evil that will help the other keyblade wielders, or just a 'dark' evil that will just help destroy them, you'll have to find out.
This one I have begun, but haven't gotten very far in. It's a Bleach remake of the Tenth Kingdom. I won't say too much on it, but though it will be similar to the way it was aired on TV (since I never owned the book to read) there will a great number of twists and much more to it that will make it unique and unlike anything anyone has ever done before. (Hmm...I should use that in the description when I start publishing. XD)
If you are a Hitsu/Matsu fan all the way post this on your profile, and put your name on the list: Hitsugaya16, RarusuRinnu1310, Kaiser969, Chibiness-O-Yeahh, Ice Prince Hitsugaya
I liked these, their pretty cool:
Fake Friends?? ... or ... Real Friends?
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
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rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.
You know you lived in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca,VMsuperfan, SVUlover, daisy617, Pillsbury Dopegirl10, Makayla, Sandy11-1990, JoaNymAr12, Hitsugaya16, RarusuRinnu1310, -Rowann Redfern- darkdream jashin, Ice Prince Hitsugaya
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
If you find yourself caught up in a misunderstanding that could be cleared up quickly with a simple explanation, for goodness sake, keep your mouth shut.
One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them than 20 men firing at one man.
If a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead’?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?
If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile
The sharingan originated from a monkey-demon,
"Monkey-see,monkey-do" stated Kyubi.
What do you do if someone throws a grenade at you?
Bite of the ring and throw it back
When you rearrange the letters:
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BEST IN PRAYER
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A ROPE ENDS IT
When you rearrange the letters:
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HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING "You are going to get it when
you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM "When you get to be my age, you'll
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".
Only in America are we this stupid:
1. Only in America ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America ...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
This is kinda depressing, bring some tissues:
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
My fellow men...try to follow this the best you can:
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do (A real boyfriend):
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
(Outcomes may vary)
This is titled; I'm sorry (for me anyway)
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all
For not being sorry anymore
That you can't accept me for who I am
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
That I cared
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too
Do YOU remember the Nineties??
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry, but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if... you remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!, Rocko's Modern Life, Animaniacs, Gargoyles. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just can't resist finishing this... "in west Philadelphia born and raised..." You remember Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading Goosebumps. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence... not. When everything was settled by rock-paper-scissors or "bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish" or Ms. Mary Mack. When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular. You remember the ORIGINAL Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny. You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, Reading Rainbow, and Ghostwriter on PBS. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo? books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Ghostbusters. You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes vs. CD players. Making those little paper fortune cootie catcher things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs." You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word... Trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Wild Thornberrys, Power Rangers, Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. You remember Carebears. Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original Walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" ...enough said. You went to McDonald's to play in the Playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging ... Before Sidekicks & iPods ... Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 ... Before Spongebob ... Before Tupac was shot. When light-up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 95 cents a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days...
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA)
Your Average Random Questions:
8:00 PM, New York
1. Spell your name without vowels: Jsh
2. Are you single? Yes
3. What’s your favorite number? 13
4. What color do you wear most? Black and red
5. Least favorite color? Pink
6. Favorite candy? Skittles
7. What do you smoke? Nothing...anymore
8. Are you happy with your life right now? Not really
9. Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity? No
10. What is your favorite class in school? Physical Education...I guess
11. Do you shop at hollister/DC/Bluenotes? No, no and no
12. Is there anyone you hate in your class? I don't think that one person can hate another, its just a strong dislike
13. Who is your best friend? Joshua Widener and his brother Robby, they're like my brothers from another mother
14. Where do you go to school? In Kentucky...and I'm from New York, talk about a major transition
15. Are you outgoing? Not really, it depends on what I feel like doing
16. One word to describe you? Dark (I think)
17. Favorite pair of shoes? My J's
18. Do you own big sunglasses? No
19. Where do you wish you were right now? Not here
20. What should you be doing right now? Making friends, before I become too anti-social (quoted from my dad, mom, step-dad, both my aunts and uncles, and even my brother and sister...so I guess they may be right)
21. Do you have a crush on anyone right now? No
Honestly, what's on your mind right now? Bleach
Honestly, what are you doing right now? Typing this
Honestly, have you done something bad today? Nope
Honestly, would you rather watch disney channel or discovery channel? I don't really care
Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone? I don't really remember
Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? No
Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time? Lack of common sense
Honestly, do you bite your nails? Only if I don't have nail clippers near by
Honestly, do you wish you could see someone right now? Yeah, I guess
Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like? No, I choose my friends very carefully...so I've never had that problem
Can you blow a bubble? Yeah
Can you dance? Sort of
Can you do a cart wheel? Mostly
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth? Hell No
Can you whistle? Yeah
Can you wiggle your ears? No, but I knew someone that could
Can you roll your tongue? Yeah
Can you make a clover with your tongue? A what?
What do you do when you’re mad? Surpress it
What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad? Almost choked the person that cause it to death...fortunately my friends got me away from him
Ever made anyone cry when you were mad? Well...once or twice
Ever really cried your heart out? No, I haven't cried in years...I kinda wish I would though, eventually anyway
Ever cried yourself to sleep? No
Ever cried on your friend’s shoulder? No
Do you cry when you get an injury? No
Do certain songs make you cry? No
Do certain movies make you cry? No
Are you usually a happy person? No
What makes you the happiest? Other peoples pain, chaos, and hanging out with my friends (Not very consistent is it)
Does being with your friends make you happy? Most of the time anyway
Do you believe in yourself? Not really, but it depends on what it is that I'm doing
Do you wish you were happier? Sometimes, but truthfully...I don't know what I'd be without my pain
Is being happy overrated? Sort of, but its not a bad thing
Can music make you happy? Yeah
How many times have you had your heart broken? I've never given it to someone to break
Have you ever loved someone so much that you’d die for them? Other then in my family...yeah
Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said ‘I love you’? No
Do you actually hate anyone? No
Have you ever been on a hit list? Once
Are you a mean bully? No
Do you hate George Bush? No, but I don't like him either
SELF ESTEEM SECTION:
Is your self-esteem extremely low? At times
Do you think you're good looking? A lot of people tell me I am, but I'm still not sure
Do you wish you could be someone else? No
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag three people.
1. What's my mood like right now?
Don't trust me-3OH3 (I don't get it.)
2. How's tomorrow going to be for me?
I'm Alive-Celine Dion (Oh gee I feel lucky now.)
3. What kind of person am I?
Crush the world down-Namikawa Daisuke (Wow, that's just bad.)
4. Am I loved?
When you believe-Whitney Houston & Mariah Carey (You have got to be f#cking kidding me!)
5. How can I achieve my highest potential?
Without me-Eminem (Huh?)
6. What should I do with my life?
Ridin Solo-Jason Derulo (That's not very encouraging.)
7. Is everything going to be all right in the end?
Robot Boy-Linkin Park (Hmm, I suppose that's not too bad.)
8. What is my best quality?
Save the one, save the all-T.M.Revolution (I don't entirely get this one.)
9. How does my sex life look?
Like a G6-Far East Movement feat. The Cataracs & Dev (Again...huh?)
10. What's the meaning of life?
Somewhere I belong-Linkin Park (Finally! One that makes sense! And somewhat accurate.)
11. What do people think of me?
Shadow of the day-Linkin Park (Hmm, this one's not too bad actually.)
12. Would I make a good lover?
Get Low-Lil John Ft The Eastside Boyz (Oh...well I hope that's a good sign.)
13. How crazy am I?
Act a fool-Ludacris (Now that's some bullsht!)
14. Will I have a good life in general?
Fireflies-Owl City (Um...what?)
15. Will someone ever really love me?
Oh-Ciara Feat. Ludacris (Another what?)
16. Can anybody and I ever be more than friends can?
Don't trust me-3OH3 (That's not encouraging either.)
17. What's going to happen to me this week
Forever-Drake Feat. Kanye West, Lil Wayne and Eminem (I don't get it.)
18. Where will I be a year from now?
Bird Walk-Soulja Boy (Wow...I'm not really looking forward to that much.)
19. What is my fondest wish?
A milli-Lil wayne (Well that one's not too bad either.)
20. What is the love of my life doing at this very moment?
Ridin Solo-Jason Derulo (Hmm, I'm not sure if that's good that she might be single, or bad cause she might be as miserable as me.)
21. How did my parents meet?
Let it rock-Kevin Rudolf feat. Lil Wayne (...I don't wanna know.)
22. How will I die?
Treachery-Shiro Sagisu (I hope that's not too much of a sign.)
23. What song will be played at my funeral?
Requiem for a dream-Clint Mansel (Well...at least it'll be epic.)
24. What will happen after I die?
Just a dream-Nelly (What's that supposed to mean? Everyone will forget me?)
25. What will I dream about tonight?
One step closer-Linkin Park (Oh great...another on of those.)
26. How does my media player feel about me?
Waiting for the end-Linkin Park (Yeah, that one makes sense too.)
27. If someone says, "Is this okay?" you say...
Drop it low-Ester Dean feat. Chris Brown (Oh come on!)
28. How would you describe yourself?
Enemy Unseen-Bleach OST (Huh?)
29. What do you like in a girl/guy?
Number one-Hazel Fernandes (Does that mean I want them to be perfect? Or just number one to me?)
30. What is your lives purpose?
Our World-Namikawa Daisuke (Oh great)
31. What is your motto?
I can Transform ya-Chris Brown (What?)
32. What do your friends think of you?
A bay bay-Chris Hurricane (A bay bay? WTF?!)
33. What do you think of often?
Not afraid-Eminem (Ok, I can deal with this one.)
34. What do you think of your best friend?
Let it rock-Kevin Rudolf feat. Lil Wayne (Interesting...is all I have to say.)
35. What do you think of the person you like?
I can Transform ya-Chris Brown (I can even deal with this one.)
36. What is your life story?
Robot Boy-Linkin Park (Even this isn't too bad.)
37. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Forever-Drake Feat. Kanye West, Lil Wayne and Eminem (This one is just a bit odd.)
38. What do you think when you see the person you like?
Act a fool-Ludacris (But this one is just ridicules!)
39. What will you dance to at your wedding?
A milli-Lil wayne (And this one is also very odd.)
40. What do you think of your friends?
Save the one, save the all-T.M.Revolution (This is also a fairly odd one.)
Extra: What will you post this as?
Rolling Star-Bleach OST (I don't get it.)
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism
95% of kids are concerned about being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamono, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwerqschnauzer, 'Dark-Independent-Girl-101', Drama Queen Girl, o0Dreamer0o, lclsurfer, Sasuke-Sakura-14, ChocolateChan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand,KeraQ,Ramon19923. DarkAngel819, Figure.Skater.Bethany, Princess Annika,kinasu346912,Vampirexgothxgirl, Ice Prince Hitsugaya,
The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."
"Nothing worse than getting your pigtails shot off..."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.
Practice makes perfect, but no body's perfect, so why practice?
-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
-Education is important; school however, is another matter.
-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. (I'm a guy and even I agree with this...to a certain degree)
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!
-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?
-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.
-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape
Don't take life to seriously, no one gets out alive anyway
Life's tough...Get a helmet
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
Answer Random questions of the day
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
last night, feeding my next door neighbors dogs
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
9. What are you wearing?
a black muscle shirt, and a black set of pajama bottoms
10. Did you dream last night?
11. When did you last laugh?
about an hour or so ago
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
nothing but red paint
13. Seen anything weird lately?
my mom tried to feed her cat a potato chip
14. What do you think of this quiz?
somewhat strange...but amusing
15. What is the last film you saw?
How to train your dragon
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
a house, a car, and...whatever i felt like having at the time
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I hate every kind of nut...but I still like peanut butter
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
get people to like each other
19. Do you like to dance?
20. George Bush
Oh go complain to your daddy
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Crystal or maybe Yoruichi (not really, but still)
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Ventus or Ulquiorra (probably not the second but the first maybe, and not cause KH...I already liked that name before it even came out)
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Oh hey, what took you so long?
16 things to do in Walmart.
1.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4.Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
6.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8.Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
16. Stage a conversation with your shadow then when you walk through a shady area, scream that your friend is missing.
21 things to do in a lift
1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.