EDIT: My name is Lea. I haven't updated in like a year and yeah I'm sorry but I don't think I will update again. I was TheGirlInTheDress13. Message me if you want my tumblr. Sorry. I can't be bothered updating my profile, so below here is as it was before. I've moved on in fandoms, I'm sorry to my readers. I'm still available to beta read, so message me. I'm more working on original stuff myself now.

Hola Amigos.

Thank you for taking the time to view my profile. I haven't been here long, only since last september. Although I read fiction from many different fandoms, I have, so far, written mostly for Phineas and Ferb, apart from one story for iCarly. I'd like to branch out to other fandoms too though. I enjoy stories from Phineas and Ferb, Big Time Rush, Harry Potter, iCarly, Percy Jackson/Heroes Of Olympus, Friends, and others I can't think of right now.

I've been known as PerryForever, LeoValdez'sNo.1Fan and ThePotatoQueen in the past, but I like to alternate between those last two. My fictionpress account is ThePotatoQueen. Sometimes I'll go by TheGirlInTheDress13 too.

My name is Lea, although I answer to Elz, Jelly, Elle, and Squirt (long story :L). I'm 15 years old and a Libra. I'm not the most active person ever (I hate sport and PE) or the most sociable (I'm very shy), but once you get to know me I'm quite fun and random. No one, except my cousin Caitlin, knows I write and read fanfiction. I have brownish hair and hazel eyes. I also wear glasses, because my eyesight is atrocious.

My favourite pairings are:
Seddie (SamXFreddie, iCarly)
Cibby (CarlyXGibby, iCarly)
Phinbella (PhineasXIsabella, Phineas and Ferb)
Romione (RonXHermione, Harry Potter)
Percabeth (PercyXAnnabeth, PJO)
Tratie (TravisXKatie, PJO)
Klaine (KurtXBlaine, Glee)
Finchel (FinnXRachel, Glee)
LunaXNeville (Harry Potter)
LunaXFred (Harry Potter)
LunaXGeorge (Harry Potter)
LunaXRon (Harry Potter)
RossXRachel (FRIENDS)
PhoebeXChandler (FRIENDS)
KimXRon (Kim Possible)

My least favourite pairings:
Creddie (CarlyXFreddie, iCarly) (SEDDIE ALL THE WAY, BABY!)
Sibby (SamXGibby, iCarly)
Spam (SamXSpencer, iCarly)
SamXPrettyMuchAnyoneWho'sNotFreddie (iCarly)
FreddieXPrettyMuchAnyoneWho'sNotSam (iCarly)
Dramione (DracoXHermione, Harry Potter)
Harmony (HarryXHermione, Harry Potter)
Drarry (HarryXDraco, Harry Potter)
Snarry (SnapeXHarry, Harry Potter)
Sorting HatXHermione (Harry Potter) (I read this one fic and *shudders* its better you don't know the rest. I think I'm scarred for life)
Perachel (PercyXRachel, PJO) (I like Rachel and I like them as friends, but Percy belongs with Annabeth)
Lukabeth (LukeXAnnabeth, PJO)
PercyXPrettyMuchAnyoneWho'sNotAnnabeth (PJO)
AnnabethXPrettyMuchAnyoneWho'sNotPercy (PJO)

AnyoneXMarySue (Any Fandom, I hate Mary Sues)

I can't really stand any sort of Slash or Femmeslash, it's just not my cup of tea. Crack pairings aren't generally my thing either. I also hate hate hate hate hate Mary-Sues. They make me want to go on a killing spree. If you've read My Immortal, I would like to give you a medal. I've suffered through the horror, and its not pleasant. I'm pretty sure Tara was on drugs or something when she wrote it.

My musical taste is varied, from Taylor Swift to Coldplay to Glee. I'm a big fan of Taylor Swift, Darren Criss and Nick Jonas. I also love the songs off Phineas and Ferb, because they're just amazing. My favourite artist is probably Taylor Swift though.

My favourite film of all time is Love Actually, but I also love Toy Story Trilogy, pretty much any Pixar film, Mean Girls (The first one only!) and Valentine's Day.

Stories:

Phineas & Ferb:

Dear Phineas:
Summary: Isabella writes Phineas a letter questioning why he is so oblivious to her.
Type: Twoshot
Status: Complete; Sequel being written.

Lost Memories:
Summary: Phineas has no memories, just the knowledge that they're after him, and that he must run. Together with Isabella and Ferb, he attempts to recover his lost memories and discover the truth behind his amnesia.
Type: Multi-chaptered Story
Status: In progress.
Notes: I'll probably be focusing on finishing this for now. Chapter 6 is in progress.

A Trip Through Time:
Summary: Phineas and the gang's kids take a trip through time to meet their parents as kids. But then something goes horribly wrong...
Type: Multi-chaptered Story
Status: In progress; on hiatus. Currently being rewritten.
Notes: Don't expect any updates any time soon, this needs a LOT of work. I won't be updating until I finish the rewrite.

Untold Stories:
Summary: A collection of drabbles and oneshots of varying lengths, genres, pairings and ratings in Phineas and Ferb.
Type: Multi-chaptered Drabble Collection
Status: In progress; possibly never-ending.
Notes: Don't expect any regular updates; this is just for whenever writers block or inspiration strikes.

Long Lost Twin:
Summary: Phineas had a twin that got lost years ago, but now a new girl in the town looks awfully like him and the quickly gain a friendship. Who is this girl and does she have something to do with his twin's dissapperance.
Type: Multi-chaptered Story
Status: In progress.
Notes: I have the entire story planned at 15/16 chapters, I just need to write it.

Just Another Mission:
Summary: A funny story about one of Agent P's missions.
Type: Oneshot
Status: Complete.
Notes: Really, really crap, but I won't take it down for now, because some people seem to like it.

iCarly:

The Good and The Bad:
Summary: "And yet, despite all this, he could not help but fall for what he thought was the completely wrong girl."
Type: Oneshot
Status: Complete.
Notes: Just an experiment to see how my writing for other fandoms is.

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5 Reasons why Taylor Swift is a Seddie Shipper:

5) In a lot of her music videos, the blonde is in love with the brunette who is infatuated with another brunette. Proof: You Belong With Me, Teardrops On My Guitar, The Story Of Us, Picture To Burn

4)Have you even heard the lyrics to Invisible?

3) Her songs are very popular in Seddie fanvids

2) She has a country style voice, much like Jennette McCurdy's.

1)You can tell she knows that friendship is important in a relationship. In her music vids, she doesn't try to force her way between the brunette and brunette's happines.

(I didn't write this, I just agree with it)

If you suffer from NKSO (Nathan Kress Sexiness Overload), paste this into your profile.

Seddie is the only decent couple on iCarly. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

Seddie rocks my socks! Copy and paste this if you totally agree.

Sam and Freddie are meant to be together. Stuff Carly. Copy and Paste this to your profile if you agree with this.

Say NO to Creddie and YES to Seddie! If you agree Copy&Paste this to your profile.

If you love Seddie so much that when you watch iCarly, you freak out if Freddie and Sam are so much as sitting next to each other copy and paste this into your profile!

If you suffer from OSD (Obsessive Seddie Disorder), put this on your profile

If you are so obsessed with iCarly that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you think only losers hate/don't get iCarly, copy this into your profile.

If you know Seddie beats the flippin' socks off Creddie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Taylor Swift is secretly a Seddie shipper, copy this onto your profile.

If you suffer from FCMD (Favourite Character Mutilation Disorder), put this on your profile.

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If you LOVE curly hair, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you REALLY love Darren Criss with curly, long hair, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you REALLY love Darren Criss full stop, copy and paste this into your profile.

If JK Rowling rocks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If redheads are the best, put this on your profile.

If Lily Evans-Potter is awesome, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If Harry Potter is your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred is hotter than George, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to SLUG them, put this in your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile.

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If you can't stop putting these things on your profile, copy and paste this to your profile!

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If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up and read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pulled an all-nighter because you were reading FF stories, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever cried when your favorite character in a book, movie, or TV show died, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this onto your profile.

If you are guilty of sometimes using a British accent, even if you're not British, copy this onto your profile. (I am actually British, but I like talking with those stereotypically accents British people always have on TV and in movies)

If you really like to quote things, copy this onto your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but also REALLY loud at times, copy this onto your profile.

Do you know that the average American reads only three books a year? If you believe that it's not possible to read so little, copy this onto your profile.

If you get way too excited about certain books/movies/TV show episodes coming out, copy this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who gets excited when they get a new review, copy and paste this in your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV than reading. If you are part of the 35 who read more than you watch TV then copy and paste this onto your profile. (Guilty!)

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". If you are one of the ones that do know the differences and want to deck those who don't, put this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Cartoon Network for the cancellation of the Teen Titans, THEN PLEASE COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

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If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

If you hate Racism, Copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

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Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

93 percent of English teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this on your profile (That would be a really, really, really long list)

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile.

10 percent Freak
20 percent Smart
30 percent Stupid
40 percent Weird
50 percent Evil
60 percent Nice
70 percent Caring
80 percent Crazy
90 percent Random
100 percent Me

SEDDIE!!!!!!!!!!!

They claim they hate each other

They bet each other

They bug the heck out of one another

One hurts the other physically and verbally

The other takes the punches or tries to come up with a good comeback

One pranks the other

The other has surprisingly succeeded in pranking the one back

One loves food

The other is disgusted by the one's eating habits

One loves techy stuff

The other messes with it to bug the one or hurts the one with it

One's a straight A student

The other's a straight D student

One's a bully

The other's a dork

But...

One gave up a cruise for the other so they wouldn't be upset anymore

The other defended the one when being made fun of for not having their first kiss

Sometimes they get along

Sometimes they share looks and smiles

Once they shared their first kiss

They've dated and pined after so many other people, yet are still left single

Each wants a companion

Sometimes they do admit they care for the other

They love one another

Not one of them will admit it, though

But deep down they know

I mean, how else can you say "I hate you" with a grin plastered on your face?

TEAMS:

TEAM KLAINE (Glee)
TEAM DARREN (Criss)
TEAM RORY (Doctor Who)
TEAM SEDDIE (iCarly)
TEAM WEASLEY (Harry Potter)
TEAM PHINBELLA (Phineas & Ferb)
TEAM PERRY (Phineas & Ferb)
TEAM GIBBY (iCarly)
TEAM TAYLOR (Swift, not Lautner!)
TEAM HP (Harry Potter VS Twilight)
TEAM TWILIGHTSUCKSANDHARRYPOTTERISTHEBEST (Harry Potter VS Twilight)

Try not to cry...

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (My best friend would get a kick out of this one!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID
I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES
I have BLACK HAIR, so I MUST not be WHITE
I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence.
I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-ASS
I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS
I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRL (*shudders* It was horrible...)
I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT
I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER
I don't like POP, so I MUST not be NORMAL
I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it.
I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports
I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION
I don't like ROLLERCOASTERS, so I MUST be OLD, WIMPY, or STUPID
I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL
I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN
I am a MENNONITE, so I MUST never have heard of a TELEVISION
I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no LIFE
I say I like STAYCATIONS, so I MUST be trying to save GAS
I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it.
I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOUR
I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER
I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR
I don't like DANCING, so I MUST be ANTISOCIAL
I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO
I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH'
I listen to my IPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me
I am part of the POLICE FORCE, so I MUST break all SPEED LIMITS
I am FRENCH, so I MUST have a little MOUSTACHE and a BERET
I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT
I can’t just EXERCISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION
I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPY
I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN
I am a GIRL, so I MUST not like MATH
I am a BOY, so I MUST like GYM
I have ACNE problems, so I must not care about my personal HYGENE
I own an SUV, so I MUST not care about the ENVIRONMENT
I write POETRY, so I MUST be CRAZY

You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

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The Stupid Test! (Put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 21 or less, than you are not stupid.) P.S. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were not talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

(x) You have run into a tree.

( ) It IS possible to lick your elbow

(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(x) You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

( ) You have choked on your own spit.

(x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. (I've never seen The Matrix so I can't not get it!)

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

( ) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

( ) People have called you slow.

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class

( ) If someone says “fart” you laugh.

( ) You just laughed.

( ) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

( ) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

( ) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

( ) You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

( ) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(x) You break a lot of things.

( ) Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total all together= 26. Well, I guess I'm stupid then.