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1Apostrophe (')
Nyx is curious about Luna's dream-walking job. Unable to actually show her, Luna decides to instead to describe a dream to Nyx and... Well...My Little Pony, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, 6/12/13
Sparky »
A tale of things that happened long ago, friendship, darkness and leg warmers. May contain humanized ponies.
My Little Pony, T, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 17k+, updated: 6/9/13 published: 5/20/13, Twilight Sparkle
3Ponies On 45: Pony Musicals! »
Every wished that pony fanfiction just started singing song parodies about themselves? Ya haven't, but it's here now! A collection of pony-song-parodies about fanfiction, blogs, the show, fan games, fan art, you name it. MOST RECENT PARODY: A parody of "Mr. Crowley" by Ozzy Osbourne about Trixie.My Little Pony, T, English, Parody & Poetry, chapters: 4, words: 1k+, updated: 6/2/13 published: 8/13/12
2The LunaverseMOV »
Because Luna is annoyed by the "new" scripts for the second, third and fourth season of The Lunaverse, she decides to show the world the failed projection for season 3, as directed and written by the elements of Lunacy themselves! Rated "T" for blink-182.My Little Pony, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, updated: 5/19/13 published: 4/21/13, Cheerilee Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo Trixie Lyra
1Into The Blender Of Two Minds »
Twilight is Trixie, but she's Pinkie as well. So who's Twilight? Who cares? I'd rather see what Fluttershy's up to!... And she's Applejack... Oh... Um, a mash up parody of "Of Two Minds" by CTVulpin and "Into The Blender" by AnnonyMouse. Rated "T" because... Um...My Little Pony, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 11k+, updated: 5/17/13 published: 1/20/13, Twilight Sparkle Trixie
4Paradise Sounds »
The introduction and continuing saga of Paradise Sounds, who has odd standards and dislikes Gilda. But that last part's normal. A parody of the Paradise stories by BixXaa. Rated "T" because én választom ki a jó rezgéseket. OCMy Little Pony, T, English, chapters: 4, words: 7k+, favs: 1, updated: 5/4/13 published: 3/22/13, Fluttershy Rarity Sweetie Belle
Are You Unexperienced
Twilight's sick of the media. So, she decides to redirect their attention to somewhere else so they'll stop coming up with lies about her! However... Rated "T" for the wind that cries Pinkie.
My Little Pony, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 953, 4/20/13, Twilight Sparkle Rarity Nurse Redheart Pinkie Pie
1Vinyl Crosses Abbey Load »
Vinyl gets hit by a beam of blood sugar sex MAGICK and starts feeling... Something or other for Octavia. I dunno. Also, ever wonder how Octavia got to PonyVille?... I dunno. Parody of "Vinyl Crosses Abbey Road" by That Gamer. A story in two acts. Rated "T" 'cause I always, always, ALWAYS do. OctaScratch, I think,My Little Pony, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 4/19/13 published: 4/7/13, Vinyl Scratch Octavia
4Past HELP! »
A cult somewhere decides to ressurect Nightmare Moon by sacrificing Luna. However, Luna's not wearing the sacrificial ring! Instead, the ring is on Twilight Sparkle! So the cult sends out to get the ring from her... Or sacrifice her instead of Luna and make a stupid Alicorn OC. A parody of the cult from "Past Sins" and the film "HELP!". Rated "T" 'cause I've just seen a face.My Little Pony, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 4, words: 9k+, favs: 2, follows: 3, updated: 4/14/13 published: 1/13/13, Twilight Sparkle Rainbow Dash
450 Shades Dumber: Fluttershy's Idiotic Sex Fantasies
Rainbow Dash has been a very, very bad filly and Fluttershy is gonna punish her, whilst being AS FUTA AS POSSIBLE. A parody of "A Harmless Fantasy Right?" by Broneyman2000. Rated "M" because it's clop (obviously).My Little Pony, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 1, 2/27/13, Fluttershy Pinkie Pie
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The Ultimate Kind Of Revenge
The Mane 6 are trying to find a use for Alicorn Twilight, but then Trixie suddenly enters and tells a strange story. Rated "T" 'cause my stuff always is.My Little Pony, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, 2/15/13, Trixie
2Two Best Friends Play Gospel »
Completely out of ideas, The Living Tombstone and Wooden "Glaze" Toaster decide to tackle the genre of gospel music. However, as always in my works, things don't go as planned. Rated "T" 'cause I always do.My Little Pony, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, updated: 1/31/13 published: 1/6/13
1 Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare
Luna encounters what could possibly be one of the stupidest and shortest dreams she's ever seen. And, sure enough, it has the Devil. Based off of the song of the same name by Spınal Tap. Rated "T" because how much more stupid could this be? And the answer is none, none more stupid.My Little Pony, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, 1/25/13, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
5The Adventures Of Gamer Luna (feat Molestia)!: Bet Ridden!
One day, Molestia catches Gamer Luna clopping and, finally sick of it, Gamer Luna makes a bet with Molestia!... Actual, it's the other way around, but, y'know. Will Molestia win? Will Gamer Luna win? Does Derpy have a big part? I dunno. An unauthorized parody of "Molestia Gamer Luna: The Bet" by KaizerKaiju2014. Rated "T" 'cause of all them censors!My Little Pony, T, English, Parody & Poetry, words: 2k+, follows: 1, 12/15/12, Princess Celestia Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Mary Sue And Plottie Go To Nyx's Birthday Party (FANON)
Exactly what the title says. Mary Sue gets invited to Nyx's birthday party and she isn't that happy. Rated "T" because ALLHHHH. Inspired by an arc in "Calvin & Hobbes".My Little Pony, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 3k+, 12/8/12
2 The Thing That Cannot Let You See
For no good reason, here's a little lyrical mash-up of "Can't You See" by Beatle Bronies and "The Thing That Should Not Be" by Metallica... And that's it. Rated "T" for no good reason.My Little Pony, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 411, 12/6/12
4Like An Atom Bomb »
A parody of "Like A Sex Machine" by Cleverpun. Rarity wakes up one morning to find that she's a changeling!... So, what else is new? Especially since she wants to do ponies. But in what order? No spoilers, but Twilight, Fluttershy, Chrysalis, da mayor, Rainbow Dash, so on and so forth. My first fic rated "M" that NEEDED it and also on FIMFiction!... Yay? Now with DOUBLE the words!My Little Pony, M, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 4, words: 16k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, updated: 11/28/12 published: 9/17/12, Rarity Twilight Sparkle
4 Hard Bucking
Celestia and Luna have a completely normal coversation... Totally normal. Rated "T" for "enacious D".My Little Pony, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 11/23/12, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon Princess Celestia
3Vinyl Crosses Abbey Road »
Based off of "Abbey Road", after getting hit by... Something, Vinyl starts feeling for Octavia. But will she feel back? I dunno. I guess this my first shipfic... No, not really. Rated "T" for something in the way she moves! Also on FIMFiction, maybe!My Little Pony, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 10, words: 14k+, favs: 2, follows: 4, updated: 11/19/12 published: 9/8/12, Vinyl Scratch Octavia
2 Derpsco Stick
Semi-parody of "Derpy's shiny new thingy" by BigBadFluttershy in which Derpy gets a... Y'know, why don't you just read this and find out? Rated "M" for language.My Little Pony, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 11/12/12, Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo