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279One Piece: Parallel Works » Ch. 122: "THIS is the city!" Chie asked. "It's much larger than I expected!" "Yep. It's easy to get lost in a city like this. It's also easier for people to steal your stuff in a large city, so be careful," Daisuke explained, contradicting himself on the part about thieves. "But don't worry, I'm not a thief."
One Piece, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 122, words: 193k+, favs: 32, follows: 28, updated: 5/18/13 published: 1/31/11
19The DysFUNctional Pirates: The Movie » When a group of friends is picked to compete in the Hunger Games – I mean, tour the Wonka Chocolate Factory – they didn't know it would spark off an epic quest to defeat Boa Hancock, Empress of Narnia. From Lady Gaga to internet memes, it's all here!
One Piece, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 12, words: 16k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, updated: 5/10/13 published: 3/20/12, Crocodile Doflamingo Boa Hancock
163The DysFUNctional Pirates » Basically, pirates all over the Grand Line from the Capricorn Pirates to the Straw Hat Pirates to the Heart Pirates and even the Marines are caught up in cracky and abnormal situations. Kick back, grab a comfy seat, get some popcorn, and watch the chaos.
One Piece, T, English, Humor, chapters: 84, words: 127k+, favs: 24, follows: 10, updated: 4/30/13 published: 5/26/11, Luffy Lucci Bepo Boa Hancock
18Luffyko's Adventures in a Marriage Plot » Nami is a socialite's daughter who is getting married to a celebrity chef who likes his women and smokes like a chimney. Monkey D. Luffyko is the new girl in town who passes herself off as a boy named Luffy so (s)he can have a fresh start in a new town. Predictably, Nami and Luffy meet, but what will happen when Nami and Luffy fall in love? Nami x Luffy(ko)
One Piece, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 9, words: 9k+, favs: 10, follows: 14, updated: 3/24/13 published: 12/26/12, Luffy Nami
2 Eridan: Compete in Human Attractiveness Pageant Oneshot. "Your name is Eridan Ampora. It's been several days since an attempt at a Matespiritship has been shot down. You now find yourself competing in a beauty pageant, as the other Trolls think that it will boost your self-esteem after this break-up. What will you do?"
Homestuck, T, English, Humor, words: 962, favs: 2, follows: 1, 3/15/13, Eridan A.
4Lucky Number Seven - The 7th Hunger Games Miller Pratt has the distinct "honor" of being one of the two District 7 Tributes to fight in the 7th annual Hunger Games. With a sick and dying Career, a depressed stylist, and a young girl he's trying to protect, it will take all of Miller's strength to come home to District 7.
Hunger Games, T, English, Adventure, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 4, 3/3/13, Other tributes
4 Game of Thrones The Modern ReTelling! » Winter is coming... But, not to beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada! But, it might come for Shinigami-san, Ladd Russo, and Yao Wang, since their relations are a bit sour after some bad investments. Who will emerge victorious from this bitter feud?
Anime X-overs & Soul Eater, T, English, Humor, chapters: 7, words: 16k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 2/22/13 published: 3/22/12, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama
6One Piece: Parallel Generations » Yukari and Kazura Miyafuji are the children of Kazuma Miyafuji and Yuki-Rin, who headed the Capricorn Pirates back in their day. But, when a pink-haired girl from Yuki-Rin and Kazuma's past (and present), washes ashore, Yukari and Kazura are suddenly tasked with doing what their mother never finished – Sailing to Raftel to find One Piece.
One Piece, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 8k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 1/26/13 published: 11/17/12
16Anime Club Gone Wild » In a messed-up version of Chicago, you can only follow one anime for your entire life, and it can either be One Piece, Naruto, Bleach, Hetalia, or Kuroshitsuji. Lucy Heartfilia, however, is an S.O.S. Brigadier, which means that she can watch any anime she pleases. Will this affect how she gets along with her fellow otakus, or will it cause tons of fighting? "Divergent" parody.
Fairy Tail, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 9, words: 9k+, favs: 9, follows: 10, updated: 1/13/13 published: 8/26/12, Lucy H. Natsu D.
2Fahrenheit 69: A Parody » Portgas D. Ace is a firefighter - A firefighter that burns manga in a society where manga is illegal. Ace never question why manga was illegal and he did his job like a boss. But, will a teenager who can't shut up, an ex-Marine commander with a goat, and a very distracted Vivi change Ace's mind? Parody of Fahrenheit 451
One Piece, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 12/30/12 published: 12/26/12, Ace Vivi
50 Da Hungah Games: Director's Cut » Director's cut of chapter 38 of "The DysFUNctional Pirates". Panem is now at war for it's freedom. The people working for District 13 want Hana to be their revolutionary figurehead, which she agrees to. Friends and family will be in danger, nobody is safe, and... Dalton is playing a character named "Dalton"? What the French toast? Rated for crack and because it's Hunger Games.
One Piece, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 45, words: 50k+, favs: 5, follows: 4, updated: 12/26/12 published: 4/11/12, Ace
10The DysFUNctional Christmas » It's just like "The DysFUNctional Pirates", but, it's a Christmas fic. Gather some relatives, leave some cookies out for Santa, and watch some good, old-fashion Christmas crack starring your favorite One Piece characters.
One Piece, T, English, Humor, chapters: 16, words: 23k+, favs: 3, updated: 12/24/12 published: 11/25/11, Kaku
2 Can't Hug Every Cat Oneshot. John got very lonely after Reichenbach Falls, so he decides to adopt a cat. Nobody told him that his cat was... Expecting, for lack of a better term. Will Mrs. Hudson force John to give away his cat(s)?
Sherlock, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 1k+, 12/22/12, John W. Mrs. Hudson
1 Let the 75th Sgrub Games Begin! Oneshot/Homestuck AU. The Sgrub Games are a deadly game where 24 Trolls play Sgrub and only one achieves God Tier. Player Katniss Everdeen muses on her Sgrub teammates, past Sgrub Games, and Kernelsprites before her team goes into the Medium to play Sgrub. Rated for some language and mentions of violence.
Hunger Games & Homestuck, T, English, words: 679, favs: 1, 12/15/12, Katniss E. The Condesce
4 For Want of Some Twinkies Oneshot. America finds out that the Hostess company is shutting down, meaning that he could lose his Twinkies, Wonder bread, and other iconic treats forever. So, America tries to get out of a meeting so he could stockpile some Hostess goods in his house. Rated for mild language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers, K+, English, Humor, words: 476, favs: 4, 11/16/12, America England/Britain
5 Welcome to Wal-mart Sequel to "Would You Like Fries With That?" After getting fired from McDonald's, Germany finds himself working as a greeter at Wal-mart. Why? Nobody knows. Rated 'T' because Germany likes to yell.
Hetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Humor, words: 499, favs: 4, follows: 1, 10/26/12, Germany
8 One Piece: The Alternia Straw Hat Pirates » One Piece/Homestuck AU. Alternia has been destroyed in a brutal war. Refugees from Alternia came to Earth just as Gol D. Roger was executed and the Golden Age of Pirates began, bringing their technologies and customs with them. Now, Monkey D. Luffy and his best friends, Tavros Nitram, Karkat Vantas, and Gamzee Makara, have set off to find One Piece. Will they find the treasure?
One Piece & Homestuck, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 4, follows: 9, updated: 10/22/12 published: 10/18/12, Luffy Karkat V.
9 One Piece: The Mockingjay Pirates » The Third Quarter Quell brought on a twist that shook Panem, leaving Prim dead and Katniss in despair. Six months after the Quell, Katniss decides to join Gale, Peeta, Haymitch, and Cinna to form a pirate crew and sail to the Grand Line, where they will find the legendary One Piece. Will this buried treasure help end the oppression going on in Panem? Hunger Games/One Piece AU.
One Piece & Hunger Games, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 7, words: 8k+, favs: 4, follows: 7, updated: 10/20/12 published: 9/15/12, Katniss E.
4 Gamzee Makara and the Faygo Factory Oneshot. "Your name is Gamzee Makara. You have just won a free tour of the Faygo factory, and you are allowed to bring a guest. Do you even know of what lies ahead of you and your guest when you tour the Faygo factory? Absolutely not. But, what will you do anyways?" Rated for Gamzee's choice of words.
Homestuck, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 5, 9/22/12, Gamzee M. Tavros N.
19It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere A Twilight Parody » Yes, we're going after Twilight. So, in it, Bonney is a hipster who moves to Lake Tahoe, California, because she thinks living in Las Vegas is too mainstream. Law is the hipster vampire whose hipsterness puts Eridan Ampora to shame. Zoro is a drunk werewolf. Obviously, YOU KNOW Bonney's going to pick the hipster.
One Piece, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 6k+, favs: 2, follows: 6, updated: 9/16/12 published: 7/9/12, J. Bonney T. Law