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Aperture Science and the Scientific Plans » One-shots inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. T for crude humor.

Portal, T, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, updated: 5/21/13 published: 4/15/13

Insanity at Aperture In which GLaDOS and Wheatley lose it.

Portal, T, English, Horror, words: 399, favs: 2, follows: 1, 5/9/13, GLaDOS Wheatley

When I Evolve I Will Kill You All! - Magikarp Magikarp gets his revenge.

Pokémon, T, English, Humor, words: 247, favs: 1, follows: 1, 5/5/13

Eeveelutions » Various Eevees and their evolutions

Pokémon, K+, English, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 4/30/13

Stupidity Killed the Cat, Curiosity was Framed The Curiosity Android's favorite plush is destroyed and he is falsely blamed.

Portal, K+, English, Humor & Drama, words: 184, 4/28/13, Wheatley Curiosity Core

Jasper's Boredom What DOES Jasper do in the Sanctuary when we're not there?

Fable, K+, English, Humor, words: 388, favs: 3, 4/24/13, Jasper

Untitled » Various Oneshots Based on Portal and Portal 2 audio, quotes and/or music.

Portal, T, English, chapters: 28, words: 6k+, favs: 15, follows: 10, updated: 4/15/13 published: 2/5/13

Logic and Politics Harry defies the court.

Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 529, favs: 3, follows: 2, 4/14/13

Through the Looking Glass » The Philosopher's Stone wasn't the only thing that left the Mirror of Erised. !UPDATES ARE SPORADIC!

Harry Potter & American McGee's Alice, T, English, chapters: 16, words: 33k+, favs: 130, follows: 130, updated: 4/4/13 published: 8/26/11

Harry Potter, T, English, words: 792, favs: 1, follows: 1, 3/28/13

MortalDOS GLaDOS and the humans from Portal and Portal 2. M for non-descript smut.

Portal, M, English, words: 676, favs: 3, follows: 1, 3/21/13

CoreDOS » GLaDOS and the Cores from Portal and Portal 2. M for non-descript smut.

Portal, M, English, chapters: 2, words: 485, favs: 3, follows: 1, 3/20/13

Core Troubles GLaDOS has some trouble dealing with a new Personality Core

Portal, K+, English, words: 414, favs: 3, follows: 1, 3/11/13, GLaDOS

Morality is Subjective What's morally right for me may not be morally right for you.

Portal, K+, English, words: 567, favs: 2, 3/7/13, GLaDOS

1 In Control GLaDOS falls and Chell takes control.

Portal, T, English, words: 1k+, favs: 9, follows: 8, 3/5/13

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? GLaDOS plus boredom plus a Sci-Fi book equals Android Sheep

Portal, K+, English, Humor, words: 132, favs: 2, 3/3/13, GLaDOS

Perfect GLaDOS dreams.

Portal, T, English, Horror, words: 327, 2/27/13, GLaDOS Cave Johnson

Busted Wheatley, Space Core, Rick, and Fact Core get caught stealing The Cake. Human!Cores!

Portal, K, English, Humor, words: 218, favs: 2, follows: 1, 2/17/13

When Life Gives You Lemons When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, MAKE LEMON GRENADES! Crack fic!

Portal, K+, English, Humor, words: 211, 2/4/13, Cave Johnson

The Companion Cube It was so sweet to us all.

Portal, K, English, Family & Friendship, words: 232, favs: 1, 1/28/13, Weighted Companion Cube