I go to this small town high school. Where teachers swear, students drive tractors to school, and the P.E. teacher preaches God and Mitt Romney. There is no advanced English and will never be more than three art classes. The food is repulsive, and the lunch lady hits you if you take more than one cup of grapes. You get shoved in a locker if you don't go to football games, and the math teacher is constantly on maternity leave.

So, please. Be patient with me, I'm only 15.

-J