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7The Propinquity Postulate »
Assorted Sheldon-centric and Penny-centric drabbles for a Shenny story that never quite came to fruition. All set within the same universe. Mostly funny, cute, and fluffy.Big Bang Theory, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 4, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 7, updated: 5/18/13 published: 5/15/13, Sheldon C. Penny
4Drabble Me This »
100 word Labyrinth drabbles; each complete unto itself. Some funny, some not. J/S usually. Drabble 3: Memory. Sarah excels at accidentally destroying the kingdom. At least the goblins are occupied, for better... or for worse.Labyrinth, K+, English, Fantasy & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 538, favs: 2, follows: 3, updated: 5/15/13 published: 4/17/13, Sarah Jareth
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Bait and Switch
Sarah Williams and the Goblin King share a problem. Jareth is delighted. Sarah... Well, Sarah, not so much. J/S. One-shot. Not for young goblin eyes. Or adult goblin eyes. Or anyone's eyes, possibly.Labyrinth, M, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 4k+, favs: 20, follows: 9, 5/5/13, Jareth Sarah
29Of Nowhere and Neverwhen »
In which Jareth never cared, and Sarah ate peaches in defiance. Illusions are pretty things, after all. J/S. Buckle up, kiddies. We're going on an adventure filled with magic, snark and sass, monsters, chases, escapes, mischief, mayhem, and maybe even true love.Labyrinth, T, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 10k+, favs: 12, follows: 37, updated: 4/21/13 published: 3/16/13, Sarah Jareth
16Something Unusual, Something Strange
Jareth's pleased grin was almost infectious, but then he had to go and open his big fat mouth. Direct sequel to 'Nothing Unusual, Nothing Strange.' J/S. Snarky and fluffy and date-y. As requested.Labyrinth, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 17, follows: 38, 4/13/13, Jareth Sarah
29 Nothing Unusual, Nothing Strange
After thirteen years, five months, one week, and four days, the end of a century promises a change. That is, if Sarah doesn't murder Jareth, first. Fluffy-funny-snarky-J/S-one-shot-thinger. Sequel is up!Labyrinth, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 38, follows: 27, updated: 4/13/13 published: 7/9/12, Sarah Jareth
9 Rule Thirty-Four
After a decade spent Underground, Sarah wants to discover the joys of the internet. Jareth discovers his inner fangirl instead. A one-shot of established J/S nonsense. Amusing and something of an aberration, much like an operatic goblin, albeit slightly less grating on the senses.Labyrinth, M, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 2k+, favs: 11, 3/9/13, Sarah Jareth
7 Bitter and Biting
The girl-who-ate-the peach-and-forgot-everything remembered and left. It has been winter ever since. J/S One-shot. Not angsty. Promise.Labyrinth, K+, English, Fantasy, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 3/2/13, Sarah Jareth
11 Undertaking »
Who needs a knight in shining armor when one has a king in glittery hot-pants? On second thought, what Sarah probably needs is an aspirin. J/S Pre-romance Two-shot. Surprisingly, a proper (not-crack) story.Labyrinth, T, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 13, follows: 17, updated: 2/1/13 published: 11/15/12, Jareth Sarah
11 There and Back Again
Sherlock Holmes was the ideal flatmate: he didn't keep up with films, and he was just narcissistic enough to believe that the paparazzi were for him, alone. Genfic.Sherlock, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 9, 11/2/12, John W. Sherlock H.
27Quirks and Quarks »
Aimlessly wandering through space was not on the top of Kagome's and Sesshoumaru's shared list of priorities. Drabble Series. *Dokuga Awards: Best Action Adventure, 1st quarter 2011 Nominee; Best Humor/Parody Nominee, 4th quarter 2010*Inuyasha, M, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 28, words: 7k+, favs: 21, follows: 28, updated: 6/27/12 published: 10/14/10, Kagome H. Sesshomaru
10Le Chat Blanc »
An egotistical cat, a bedraggled princess, and the right of succession to the throne. Utter crack? Nope, just your standard fairytale fodder with Sesshoumaru and Kagome at the helm. SessKag AU Fairytale-verse.Inuyasha, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 5k+, favs: 8, follows: 14, updated: 4/28/12 published: 3/24/12, Kagome H. Sesshomaru
28 Animal Behavior »
Sesshoumaru is amused by their predicament. Kagome really doesn't want to talk about it. SessKag near-crack. Rated for subject matter, oddness, and a potty mouth. Now, a deliciously awkward two-shot! COMPLETE-As in it's done, and there will be no more.Inuyasha, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 79, follows: 24, updated: 3/18/12 published: 2/26/12, Sesshomaru Kagome H.
33 Organic Chemistry
Sakura leads a lecture in which Naruto is an unselective Fluorine molecule and Sasuke's sexuality is questioned. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Crack-ish oneshot.Naruto, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 120, follows: 5, updated: 10/21/10 published: 4/10/09, Sakura H. Sasuke U.