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121The Cursed Geisha »
He's beautiful, in the same way that predatory animals are beautiful—dark, mysterious. Dangerous. Only this time, instead of being the predator, Sasuke will learn what it means to be prey. SasuHina, AUNaruto, M, English, Romance & Suspense, chapters: 4, words: 27k+, favs: 87, follows: 143, updated: 5/18/13 published: 12/25/12, Hinata H. Sasuke U.
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Better Off Dead »
When Hinata leaves Konoha, heartbroken but resolute, the last person she expects to see over the rim of her tea cup is him. "You look like you've just seen a ghost," he smirks, and Hinata thinks that some people are just better off dead.Naruto, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 32, words: 68k+, favs: 510, follows: 497, updated: 3/30/13 published: 11/26/11, Sasuke U. Hinata H.
411Song of Aether »
As the dream began to fade, Itachi's final words echoed in his mind— "He's coming..." When Sasuke finally woke, blinking blindly at the sunlight streaming in through his window, he fought in vain to forget the darkness. Full sum inside.Naruto, T, English, Adventure & Friendship, chapters: 36, words: 159k+, favs: 61, follows: 68, updated: 1/12/13 published: 8/13/11, Sasuke U. Sakura H.
15 All that Glitters…
Maybe, just maybe, all that glitters is usually fool's gold—and she's tired of chasing after false dreams and gilding the truth.Naruto, T, English, Romance & Angst, words: 2k+, favs: 29, follows: 1, 8/3/12, Sasuke U. Sakura H.
15Erotic Friend Fiction
An epic body switch fic, wherein Ino should never use her jutsu when she has her period, and Hinata should not be trusted—ever. Gift crackfic for Maxridelover. Sorry for the false publishes, the site was being lame- this one should WORK!Naruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 6k+, favs: 18, follows: 5, 7/20/12, Naruto U. Hinata H.
74 The Forest »
Everyone knows the Japanese Mafia owns the US Northeast; but as different factions vie for power, and the reemergence of Uchiha Sasuke throws everything into chaos, how will Hinata survive? Drugs, assassins, and Sasuke is a vampire—oh my! AU. NaruHina.Naruto, T, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 12, words: 17k+, favs: 13, follows: 9, updated: 5/26/12 published: 1/22/12, Naruto U. Hinata H.
12 Almost
But Korra knows better, knows that Tahno was all for show, for cheap shots and puerile insults. He would not have lasted against Amon for more than two seconds; Korra knows. She's been there, herself.Legend of Korra, K+, English, words: 418, favs: 12, follows: 1, 5/13/12, Korra Tahno
3 They Call Me Zero
It will never change—every time they call me Zero, I will always think that at first they are calling for you, Lelouch.Code Geass, K, English, Friendship & Angst, words: 760, favs: 21, follows: 1, 5/12/12, Suzaku K. Lelouch L.
9 The Things Her Heart is Trying to Tell Her
The past twenty-four hours have been brutal: her first date! Her first kiss! With two different people who happen to be brothers...and her teammates...and her only friends... But what weighs on her the most is that Korra is one shitty avatar.Legend of Korra, K+, English, Romance & Angst, words: 994, favs: 15, follows: 4, 5/6/12, Korra Mako
210 Zombie Plague »
"Temari, there's no such thing as the Zombie Plague," Kankuro mutters. "You're wrong," she rasps. "I'm definitely a plague victim." Her hands tremble as she dry heaves; she would rather die of the Zombie Plague than be pregnant. ShikaTem.Naruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 12, words: 36k+, favs: 121, follows: 73, updated: 5/4/12 published: 2/9/12, Temari Shikamaru N.
12Phosphorus Burns: Karin Oneshots »
Because it's dangerous to underrate her. A collection of Karin-centric one-shots.Naruto, T, English, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 6, follows: 4, updated: 4/21/12 published: 4/20/12, Karin Team Hawk
20 
SCRABBLE
Who knew board game night was going to be so epic? Wherein Naruto falls in love, Sasuke loses Scrabble, Sakura's house is trashed, and Hinata becomes Naruto's shield—literally. Guest appearances by Soul Eater characters. NaruHina crack giftfic!Naruto & Soul Eater, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 18, follows: 3, 4/18/12, Naruto U. Black Star
148OMFG! WTF! A Romantic, Violent Comedy »
NaruSaku, NaruSasu, SasuSaku- NaruSakuSasu? OMFG! WTF! A romantic comedy starring various constellations of Team 7's star-crossed lovers. Het, yaoi, a love triangle, a threesome? You have been warned! Much smexy-ness! Full summary inside!Naruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 12, words: 28k+, favs: 46, follows: 44, updated: 3/28/12 published: 5/4/11, Naruto U. Sakura H.
7 Anywhere But Here
Now she's staring at the last wisps of sunset gilding the Atlantic. She's as far away from UCLA as she can get without falling into the ocean, but still, the memories won't stop—wasn't pot supposed to help her forget? SasuSaku, NaruSaku, AU.Naruto, T, English, Horror & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 8, follows: 1, 3/15/12, Sakura H. Naruto U.
11 Seven Colored Bridge
So. This is how it ends. After all, a pillar without a bridge is just rebar; jutting up, alone, broken. I did not wish to outlive you for so long.Naruto, K, English, Friendship, words: 659, favs: 16, follows: 1, 3/8/12, Konan Yahiko
6 To Our Youth
To really get to the bottom of things—the gritty, beer-sludge stained underneath-the-underneath—she will need more alcohol. There's just one teeny, tiny problem. She's out of cash. Anko and Guy oneshot. Gift fic for Skyrere.Naruto, T, English, Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, 3/1/12, Anko M. Gai M.
58 When a BAMF Can't get Laid »
"Dude, Shino! I still don't know why a BAMF like you isn't getting laid!" "Kiba. Shut up." How will Shino and Hinata survive the Hokage's wedding? With a little help from their friends—and a ginormous bottle of sake. ShinoHina Four-shot.Naruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 9k+, favs: 58, follows: 22, updated: 2/3/12 published: 1/20/12, Shino A. Hinata H.
23 Best Birthday Present Ever!
Naruto gets laid, Sasu-face gets drunk, Kakashi is hit over the head with a frying pan, and Sakura gets the best birthday present ever! SasuSaku with a healthy dose of NaruHina. CRACKfluff prize fic for Tukiko K.Naruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 43, follows: 5, 12/22/11, Sasuke U. Sakura H.
164 Catchphrases »
Holy crap. Troublesome didn't even begin to describe it. "That's right troll, you have to replace your catchphrases for a whole month." "What kind of S-classed mission is that? You made a bet, didn't you!" This was going to be hell on earth. CRACK FIC!Naruto, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 14, words: 16k+, favs: 44, follows: 34, updated: 12/14/11 published: 5/31/11, Shikamaru N. Temari
20 Happy Snow
Sakura and Sasuke try—and fail—to come up with the perfect baby name. Pure SasuSaku fluffy goodness! Prize fic for xFlawed ImperfectionxNaruto, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 55, follows: 2, 12/13/11, Sakura H. Sasuke U.
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