March Hare: Greetings and salutations, dear reader! It is I, the magnificent March Hare!

Mad Hatter: And, I, the marvelous Mad Hatter! Thank you, first hand, for coming to our little tea party. Here have a cup of tea (throws tea cup at reader).

March Hare: Dear Hatter! How rude! Do you not know it is wrong to throw tea cups at our beloved reader?

Mad Hatter: Oh, I am dreadfully sorry, but if you think I know anything about Uplanders, your judgment is seriously impaired

March Hare: True, very true. Now proper Englishmen, they do not throw tea cups! (Pulls out wooden mallet) They club them to death!

Mad Hatter:Brilliant! (Pulls out claymore from hat) Shall we?

March Hare: Of course!

(Both madmen attack reader)

Both: On to our profile!

Pairings shipped by the March Hare:

Disney Ships:

Doctor Facilier X Vidia

Captain Hook x Ursula/Vanessa

Merida x Mordu (Brave)

Clayton x Jane Porter (Disney's Tarzan)

Mad Hatter x Alice Liddel (Alice in Wonderland)

Jafar x Maleficent (Disney Movies)

Fa Mulan x Shan Yu (Mulan)

Bonker D. Bobcat x Miranda Wright (Bonkers)

Drakken x Shego (Kim Possible)

Drakken x Kim Possible (Kim Possible)

Mary Poppins x Bert (Mary Poppins)

The Horned King x Princess Eilonwy (The Black Cauldron)

Captain Hook x Wendy Darling (Peter Pan)

Tigger x Kanga (Winnie-the-Pooh)

Piglet X Kessie (Winnie-the-Pooh)

Non-Disney Ships:

Aisling x Brendan (Secret of Kells)

Bowser x Peach (Mario Games)

Remus Lupin x Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter Series)

Red Riding Hood x Wolf (Fairy Tales)

Toph x Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Cat R. Waul x Tanya Mousekewitz (Fieval Goes West)

Jenner x Misses Brisby (The Secret of NIMH)

Lucy x Reepicheep (The Chronicles of Narnia)

Eowyn x The Witch King (The Lord of the Rings)

Leroy Jethro Gibbs x Abigail Sciuto (NCIS)

Hoagie Pennywhistle Gilligan Jr.\Numbuh 2 x Fanny Fulbright\Numbuh 86 (Codename:Kids Next Door)

Odette x Rothbart (Swan Princess)

Scarecrow/Johnathan Crane x Becky Albright (Batman comics)

Batman x Harley Quinn (Batman comics)

Gwendolyn Tennyson x Paradox (Ben Ten: Alien Force and Ultimate Alien)

Coraline Jones x Cat (Coraline)

Lily x The Lord of Darkness (Legend)

Geoffrey Chaucer x Kate (A Knight's Tale)

Bonejangles x Emily (Corpse Bride)

The Cat in the Hat x Daisy-Head Mayzie (Dr. Seuss)

March Hare x The World- Because everybody loves the March Hare!

Stories written by the Marvelous March Hare!:

Everything so far...

In the works:

Be Careful What You Wish For...

Animation Duels of History!

V.I.P. : The Villian Improvement Program

Stories by the Magnificent Mad Hatter!:

Material in progress.