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March Hare: Greetings and salutations, dear reader! It is I, the magnificent March Hare!
Mad Hatter: And, I, the marvelous Mad Hatter! Thank you, first hand, for coming to our little tea party. Here have a cup of tea (throws tea cup at reader).
March Hare: Dear Hatter! How rude! Do you not know it is wrong to throw tea cups at our beloved reader?
Mad Hatter: Oh, I am dreadfully sorry, but if you think I know anything about Uplanders, your judgment is seriously impaired
March Hare: True, very true. Now proper Englishmen, they do not throw tea cups! (Pulls out wooden mallet) They club them to death!
Mad Hatter:Brilliant! (Pulls out claymore from hat) Shall we?
March Hare: Of course!
(Both madmen attack reader)
Both: On to our profile!
Pairings shipped by the March Hare:
Doctor Facilier X Vidia
Captain Hook x Ursula/Vanessa
Merida x Mordu (Brave)
Clayton x Jane Porter (Disney's Tarzan)
Mad Hatter x Alice Liddel (Alice in Wonderland)
Jafar x Maleficent (Disney Movies)
Fa Mulan x Shan Yu (Mulan)
Bonker D. Bobcat x Miranda Wright (Bonkers)
Drakken x Shego (Kim Possible)
Drakken x Kim Possible (Kim Possible)
Mary Poppins x Bert (Mary Poppins)
The Horned King x Princess Eilonwy (The Black Cauldron)
Captain Hook x Wendy Darling (Peter Pan)
Tigger x Kanga (Winnie-the-Pooh)
Piglet X Kessie (Winnie-the-Pooh)
Aisling x Brendan (Secret of Kells)
Bowser x Peach (Mario Games)
Remus Lupin x Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter Series)
Red Riding Hood x Wolf (Fairy Tales)
Toph x Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
Cat R. Waul x Tanya Mousekewitz (Fieval Goes West)
Jenner x Misses Brisby (The Secret of NIMH)
Lucy x Reepicheep (The Chronicles of Narnia)
Eowyn x The Witch King (The Lord of the Rings)
Leroy Jethro Gibbs x Abigail Sciuto (NCIS)
Hoagie Pennywhistle Gilligan Jr.\Numbuh 2 x Fanny Fulbright\Numbuh 86 (Codename:Kids Next Door)
Odette x Rothbart (Swan Princess)
Scarecrow/Johnathan Crane x Becky Albright (Batman comics)
Batman x Harley Quinn (Batman comics)
Gwendolyn Tennyson x Paradox (Ben Ten: Alien Force and Ultimate Alien)
Coraline Jones x Cat (Coraline)
Lily x The Lord of Darkness (Legend)
Geoffrey Chaucer x Kate (A Knight's Tale)
Bonejangles x Emily (Corpse Bride)
The Cat in the Hat x Daisy-Head Mayzie (Dr. Seuss)
March Hare x The World- Because everybody loves the March Hare!
Stories written by the Marvelous March Hare!:
Everything so far...
In the works:
Be Careful What You Wish For...
Animation Duels of History!
V.I.P. : The Villian Improvement Program
Stories by the Magnificent Mad Hatter!:
Material in progress.