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My name: Ren (No it's not my real name, what idiot gives out their name online?)
My age: 17 (This mostly true, I'll be turning 17 in June. Lets get one thing straight, I am NOT an old man got that?!)
Gender: Female (NOT an old man!!)
My Hobbies: writing, eating reading manga or watching anime, running away from dogs on the way home from school
My Favorite Animal: Goldfish (Because their quiet, easy to feed and they don't leave surprises on my mom's brand new carpet)
My Least Favorite Animal: Dogs (Well it's not that I hate dogs, its more like they hate me, they chase me a lot if given the opportunity)
My Favorite Books: Harry Potter (What? Harry Potter is totally awesome. I dare you to say that it isn't)
My Favorite Color: Orange (When you grow up with a mother who loves pink and purple, you tend to acquire different tastes)
My Favorite Thing to Do: Create oc's which I can lend to friends or put into my own stories
The Weirdest dream I've ever had: I witnessed a shark with legs and a zombie have a boxing death match. (I vowed to never again eat ice-cream and pizza after that)
My Least Favorite Thing to Do: Walk home from school (Seriously, it isn't even walking home if your running from dogs, whose owners can't seem to grasp the concept of closing their gates or tieing up their dogs!!!)
My first Favorite Quote: 'The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who watch them without doing anything' Albert Einstein
My second favorite quote: 'If sorry were enough, then we wouldn't need hell' Anonymous (Quoted by myself when I caught my boyfriend with the school slut on my sixteenth birthday and he had the nerve to say 'I was drunk, I thought it was you' when there was absolutely no alcohol in the house. I thought that stuff only happened in Spanish drama's. No offence to any Spaniard's it just that my mother loves Spanish soap operas so I'm very bitter about them)
A quote I created myself: 'If you break my laptop, I will break you' (Quoted by me when my sister threatened to drop it from the roof when I refused to loan her twenty bucks)
My Favorite Boy Name: Killua (My favorite male Hunter x Hunter character)
My Favorite Girl Name: Kukuri (My favorite female K Project character)
My Strongest Subject: Ancient history (it's the only class where I get a grade higher than a C)
My Favorite Month: January (I love January sales)
My Most Recognizable Trait: I'm known as that crazy girl who drops into JB-HI-FI on Thursdays to buy anime
The Last English Word I spoke: shut up
How Many Best Friends I've Ever Had (in real life, not on the internet):...no comment
My Biggest Fear: Zombies (All the kids at my school seem to love the movies but I'm freaking terrorfied of them)
Have I Ever Wished On a Shooting star: yes
The Most Exotic Thing I've Eaten: Sushi
My Loudest Family Member: My mother (She has a powerful set of lungs despite her smoking habits)
Last Thing I Was Angry At: My bedroom door (I woke up to get a drink, didn't turn the light on, tripped over something and went head first into doorknob)
Last Movie I cried while watching: HP and the Half-blood prince (Dumbledore freaking died in that movie!!)
Torn Strings (In progress)
Category: Crossover, xxxHolic and CLAMP
Pairings: N/A (I seriously have no idea)
Life of a University professor (In progress)
Category: 1/2 Prince
08 Chaos (In progress)
Category: 07 Ghost
Pairings: N/A (for now)
That First Day (In progress)
Category: K (K Project)
Pairings: N/A (For now)
Gemini (On hold)
Category: Count Cain-God Child
Pairings: N/A (For now)
Daoine grámhara (In progress)
Category: Angel Sanctuary
Pairings: N/A (for now)
A Dream's Requiem (In progress)
Category(s): Loveless and Air Gear
Apples and Alchemy (being re-written)
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
IN CASE OF EMERGENCIES: run like hell!
It takes real skill to trip over a flat surface
I didn't hit you, I simply high-fived your face...
The road to success is always under construction
I'm not deaf, I'm just ignoring you!
Procrastinator UNITE...tommorrow -_-
WARNING: do not set self on fire
DRINK COFFEE! Do Dumb Things Faster with More Energy!
I trip up the stairs :D
Pickles are cucmbers soaked in evil
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button!
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery
I am a bomb technician - If you see me running try to keep up O_o
PRIVATE PROPERTY: If you can read this, you are within range
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils O_O
Silence is Golden, Duct Tape is Silver
I have the cupcake I MAKE THE RULES!
I got attacked by a giant screaming rainbow... but it turns out it was just technical difficulties
Never got to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge :}
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. XP
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and while your drinking it wonder "How the hell did I grape juice from lemons?"
When life give you lemons, throw them back at life and steal the oranges you ask for
It doesn’t matter what it is, it’s automatically cool if it glows in the dark!
Roses are red, violets are red, trees are red...HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run – beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandma.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this junk!
If you have been threatened to be exterminated by an older sibling copy/paste this on your profile then get on your best running shoes and RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. (imagine what happens when i get more _)
If you think up stories faster than you can write them and are too lazy to do that for most of them anyway, copy this to your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (all night =])
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile
If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.
If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you are against racism COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.
-93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile
Dummy's Guide to Fanfiction Terminology
Otaku Reincarnation Theme Where an oc (usually female) dies and is reborn into an anime as the twin sister of a noticeable or main canon character (It is somewhat Mary-suish but there are strict rules that a writer MUSTfollow in order to prevent that-for further inquiry about the rules, please send me a PM)
OC: Original character.
Canon: Characters, setting, and plot that remains true to the story/show/manga (opposite of ooc)
OOC: Out of character. Characters acting unlike themselves (opposite of cannon)
AU: Alternate Universe. Taking a character or characters out of their canon setting and putting them in a different one. Example: Making Ed a rock star in today's modern world…actually, that would be kinda cool!
Mary-Sue A cliche, predictable character (a writer's worst nightmare)
Gary-Stu: Male version of the Mary-Sue
Lemon/Lime: A scene in the story involving sexual acts
Smut: Sexual story without plot
Yaoi: A pairing in a story including two males.
Yuri: A pairing in a story including two females
Slash: Same-sex male pairings
Femslash: Same-sex female pairings
One-shot: A short story; one chapter long
Flame:An insulting critique of a story or author (generally, these are big no-no's)
Crack: A story with deliberately bizarre aspects. Example: Ed going to sleep in a refrigerator… (no seriously, I read that in a cracky story one time)
Fluff: Cute scenes or moments in a story
Crossover: Blending of fandoms. Ex: A story about the FMA characters going to Wonderland.
Songfic: A story centered around a song. (Despite being banned from Fanfiction due to legality issues people still write and post them)
K: For kids. Suitable for all ages
K: For youth. Suitable for children over 9 years of age
T: For teens. Suitable for teens over 13 years of age
M: For older teen. Suitable for teens over 16 years of age.
MA/NC-17: For mature. Limited only to adults over 18 years of age. (Rating not included on Fanfiction and is prohibited, though some authors include this rating in their summary and story anyway)
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter. fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92,haganenocutie94,mrawgirl09, natcat5,strawberrypocky-chan, XoxBloodyAliceT.T, CuzIluvChicken12, Mikayla Burns the Hedgehog, AdenaWolf, PSYCHOSECRETARYtoGIANTMUSHROOM,RunningQueenx5,SmileRen,
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"
EMERGENCY MESSAGE TO ALL FANFICTION WRITERS AND READERS ALIKE!!!
Ever since it was opened, Fanfiction.NET had always been a place for avid fans-- of ANYTHING-- to feel at home. To express whatever is on our minds and truly let our love for characters, plot lines and scenarios shine through.
Now all of a sudden, FF.net has decided to go through a massive upheaval and remove thousands of stories from its library, some of the best fanfics ever written, gone, never to be read again. They are removing anything involving sexual situations, or violence, or inspired by a song, the list goes on. And we as readers see this as a gross waste of talent and incredible material.
Fanfiction.net has always been a place for us writers to 'Unleash our imagination' as the tagline states, and now we are having that right to freedom of speech and expression taken away from us. Since when are they allowed to dictate what goes into our stories? They are OUR pieces of work. What if the violence or sexual content is part of the plot line? This whole situation is absurd. There are better ways to deal with 'inappropriate' content than to remove it altogether. What about adult filters? Age restrictions? There are so many other options!!
So I'm asking please, for all us readers, writers, and fans alike... STOP THE DESTRUCTION OF FF.NET!!! (I'm just re-posting this message)
This wonderful act has been started by Charlotte Weatherly. I pray everyone will support her ideals and sign the petition.
Ok, time to let my feelings on this matter be know.
Fanfiction is our freedom of speech and every single story (even the ones I absolutely hate) are extremely valuable and I refuse to let them be trashed. We must fight this battle and win!
I love the yaoi lemons, the soft fluffy moments of both yaoi and straight pairings and the occasional OC x Canon pairing as long as it doesn't interfere with a good canon pairing. I love every single moment of a good chapter (even if some authors take a while to update) But the point is I love Fanfiction just how it is and I will not let it be taken away from us!!
I am prepared to fight this online war and I hope you will too, because we are Fanfiction Otaku's and WE ARE DAMN WELL PROUD OF IT!!!
If you are interested in joining this Holy Battle, please message me so I know my call has been heard. You also have the right to deny being an Otaku.
We need 50' 000 signatures. We already have over 44' 000 signatures. Please sign the petition and help us save your stories.