1/14/12- I no longer am able to go on the computer at regular intervals BUT I can try to update stories via iPod lol I haven't tried yet but it's worth a shot :)

12/22/11- im happy to report that i can now work on Eradon :) i hope everyone has a very happy holiday! :D

12/10/11- hey :) i hope everyone is having a great december so far! for the first time ever... I have enough time to work, I'm just not able to use the comp for more than 2 minutes :(

11/22/11- okay, so ive read inheritance -_- and i am completely dissapointed with most of the book :( but opinion set aside, i have been sick off and on for a few weeks. so, excuses set aside, i am proud to report that all 5,159 words of chapter 4 have been send to SimplySupreme whom i am starting to get worried about because the last we talked both of us were busybee's XD. i will post the real chapter 4 in less than 1 and a half hours if i don't get a reply. Happy thanksgiving everyone!!!!

11/14/11- After 12 hours of reading and already being halfway through my most prized possesion, i think it is safe to say that im obbsessed... i havent worked on Eradon in a while :( but i try my hardest to type, i just cant get to the computer before i need to get off.

11/3/11- hey, sorry for the lack of chapters! i've got ch4 here on my desktop and decided to update this real quick! hope everyone had a nice halloween!

10/7/11- New profile pic :P It's actually taken from Selena's fairth from the next chapter lol. Of course it's eradon, so in case your having trouble picturing Eradon; here he is! i hope you enjoy it... took me long enough :) but don't worry! i'm also working of chapter 4 :D not quite done with it yet but... i'm gettin there!

10/2/11- I posted chapter 3 last night :)

9/28/11- several days have passed. Eradon is still under construction. no zombies have managed to infiltrate my house. not sure how long i'm going to last. chapter wont be finished in 8 minutes. decided to tell you i'm insanely busy. i'll explain again and suggest (when i finish it) in the AN for Eradon. Running low on milk. I have my apocolyptic music playing. can only type story at home. ...I heard the fat lady sing. 2012 is coming early!!!! lol jk XD

9/24/11- i have an anouncement! Eradon readers! i don't know whats wrong, but the whole time space continueum is about to hear the rage of Eradon due to so little hours in the day XD meaning: no time to work/write. i wish i could give you an earlier chapter, but again my beta isn't responding... ill work more on it and if i still don't hear anything, then ill post it. :) Atra ono waise skoliro fra rauthr!

9/18/11- I'm working on Eradon but i am waiting for my beta to return chapter three so sorry if your waiting for it... AN is on hold and not because no one is reading it, it's because i don't have the time to work on it... even though its older and needs to be finished, i just feel the same about AN as i do with TDDUP, so, until i get a great idea, i'm not posting chapters. :) i hope you can forgive me Abby :P

9/10/11- I put a new profile picture up of Saphira and Eradon. Eradon looks just like Saphira when he's older with an exception of the light light blue wings and underbelly which, for him, is a deep green. i drew this picture reversed and another reversed with battle scars but i have no clue how to put it up here :( Muse-i belong to you(new moon soundtrack) is making me want to learn more french than i already do XD au revoir!(Van Helsing quote :P)(means "Good-bye" or litterally "til seeing again" :D)

9/4/11- Hello :) today i have something four you guys :D it's a detailed map of Vroenguard because it will be needed to seen... and because it's just plain awesome lol. I sent ch2 of The Silent Dragon to my beta(Simply Supreme) all ready for posting so im waiting for her reply. As for AN i have yet to begin the next chapter... lol. Here's the link for Vroenguard but i must warn you that the writing is a bit hard to understand.

h t t p : / / e v a n - b r o m . i c . c z / V r o e n g a r d _ f i n a l . j p g

8/28/11- Seriously guys, this is... just... i can't believe it. ive only had three readers for my latest chapter and how long has it been up? i think that if i dont get more readers i might just take AN down until i completely finish it or just discontinue it. this is sad. what's the point of it being up if no one if going to read it??? well, i don't know... i only have two loyal readers and one of them is my co author! i hope someone reads it...

8/21/11- Tomorrow is my mom's birthday :) so i decided i'm going to take a vacation and not do any writing. Think of it as my... "sunday" lol. Yesterday i went snorkling for the first time so i'm inclined to write a scene in the ocean... Anyways, i have had the best weekend so i might actually write two words XD. I find it harder to write when im in a good mood. i hope anyone who reads this is informed that i have a beta for my Eradon story so i'm gonna be cracking down on the other one more.

8/1/11- Omg! i was just mentioned in an authors note! woot! lol ch 8 is on its way and i still havent found a beta for my Eradon story... its like they all r on vacation or just dont have enough kindness to reply back saying no... anyways im still looking for one and we still need a review for AN from someone other than Princessmarley123! even though she reviewed lol

7/20/11- i greatly am sorry for the (lack of a better word) that i haven't updated in a very long time on AN or TDDUP. I have no excuses just the plain fact, i didn't feel like writing on that topic! and sadly when i become obsessed with something it rules out all other things... so, that being said you have a new story for me to attempt to update. i'm currently looking for beta because im not doing so good without one and i see that ppl favorite me more when i have a beta or someone for help when i need it. If you are interested to work with me before i find a beta then by all means, GO AHEAD AND PM ME! i will tell you here and now that my strengths are dialog and ideas along with grammar and spelling. my weaknesses are putting surroundings into words( due to the fact that i have a hard time visualizing things(and its why i read one book at least 30 times(no kidding) before i understand what im reading)) have fun and Atra ono waise skoliro fra rauthr an atra onr svedra sitja hvass! lol (may you be shielded from misfortune and may your swords stay sharp)

5/27/11- Hey ppl! if you read this bio then ur in luck! bc u get to know faster than if u just wait... Sorry it has taken me so long to finish chapter 3 of Approaching Normal i've just had a lot of factors... I found out on the 14th that my mom died on Friday the 13th so i had relatives in town for a few days, This past couple of weeks has been STAR testing so to say that I've had a busy month would be an understatement. I really hope you enjoy the chapter... Me and the Co-author are very close to finally finishing the chapter yay! As for Til Death Do Us Part... i'm honestly not sure if im abandoning it because when i started writing it i was in the middle of a very hard time in my life but im not sure if i can finish because Alix has a bit of a childish mind and lol well... i've, against my wishes, have matured so much that its hard to think that way again. There are now going to be rumors that im posting another chapter(ch.3) within the day or tomorrow even.

5/12/11 - Yesterday i posted a new story. My friend was sitting next to me and we were bored. She had an idea, it was a new character she wanted to introduce to me. She's been one of the only people outside of fanfiction.net (she gives me constructive critisism) who reads my need-to-really-work-on stories XD. so, anyways, her character was of course female and she asked me if Alix could have a mate. And i told her that Alix's future is already set(in the long run). I was almost frantic because(like all of my other obsessions) i had to put my thoughts in either drawings or in writing... Logan isnt one of my favorite names(or even in my top 100)(basicly i hate the name logan... Alomost) But i chose that name because of the background. Logan is the name of Wolverine(duh XD). I have the link of what his fur color is:

http://media.photobucket.com/image/recent/NikoleKrouse/Black_wolf-1.jpg

The things that are in bold are what I believe in. Or think. Copy them and paste them on your profile if you believe them as well.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

I used to be normal, until i met the freaks called my friends

I live in my own world, but don't worry ... they know me here.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd out "u" and "i" together.
Woman: Really, I'd put "f" and "u" together.

When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eye.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. isn't that the truth?

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Friends are like stars, they come and go but the ones that stay are the ones that glow. I thought this was cool

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Hate... A kind of love given to people who are dumb.

Scatter me across the sky, and I'll shine all night, and just like a star, I'll end up falling for you.

Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

anyone can make you smile. anyone can make you cry. but it takes someone special to make you laugh with tears in your eyes.

You call me a b well a B is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful so thanks for the compliment :D

Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.

even the smartest people make the dumbest mistakes.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to beat the stuffing out of you. Jerk

Live your life with arms wide open, you never know what might be thrown at you...

I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

Save the earth, it's the only place with cheese, cheetos and slim jims!

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.

if you do a double take on the one above this and are just getting that there is only two things when it says three post this on your profile

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.

Why is Cinderella a fairy tale? Any idiot can lose a shoe!

A friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

A friend will help you up when you fall, but a best friend will point, laugh, and draw more attention to the fact that you fell.

A friend will split their lunch with you if you forgot yours, but a best friend will guard their food, stick out their tongue, and say, "You should have brought your own lunch, stupid! Now back off mine!"

A friend will ask before eating something at your house, but a best friend will come into your house, barely say hello, and head straight to your fridge.

A friend will ring your doorbell and wait patiently, but a best friend will pound on your door incessantly until you open it fifteen seconds later and say, "This situation could have been avoided if you had simply left your door unlocked!"

A friend will use the common, "I think that shirt would look nice with jeans," suggestion, but a best friend will say, "YOU IDIOT! Why are you wearing a skirt with that shirt?!" and will then proceed to tear your closet apart looking for the jeans that are in your dresser drawer, which she, of course, already knew. She will then say, "Your room looks like crap. Clean up much?"

A friend will ask if they can show you a song and will then pull it up on youtube, but a best friend will buy it and transfer it to your iPod and then tell you to listen to it or suffer their extreme displeasure.

A friend will agree to a game of cards, but a best friend will agree, then proceed to suggest 52-pickup and begin the game before you agree.

A friend will tell you to ignore the mean girls calling you names, but a best friend will keep the insults coming until a teacher walks down the hall, and will then drag you around the corner to listen as the mean girls get chewed out.

A friend will wake you up if you fall asleep in class, but a best friend will raise their hand and shout out across the whole room to the teacher that you are drooling on their book. (trust me, you will not fall asleep in that class again)

A friend will let you sleep in as late as you want after you fall asleep at four, but a best friend will wake you up half an hour later simply because they drank too much coffee and can't sleep and feel you should share their punishment.

A friend will stay on the phone with you as long as you need to talk, but a best friend will stay on the phone until they arrive at your house and will then stay there until you kick them out four days later when you are completely recovered.

A friend will laugh about a prank a teacher pulled on you, but a best friend will help you plot and carry out your revenge while laughing. (being in a prank war with your teacher is just plain awesome)

I thought these were interesting. If you think any of them or all of them are interesting copy and paste this on your profile

Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:
Guitar, for sale ... Cheap ... no strings attached.

Ad in Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!

Seen on a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. More the Success, More the Relatives.

When I Read About the Evils of Drinking ... I Gave Up Reading

My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses ...
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.

You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:
Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick! Or Your Son Starts To Wipe It Off.

Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance.'

Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman. Ha so true.

The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask So Many Questions.

Sign in a Hospital ward:
Laugh and the World Laughs with You,
Snore and You sleep Alone.

Sign at a Barber's Saloon:
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.

Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.

Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlour Window:
Don't Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here.
She May Be Your Grandmother!

Subject: Scrabble

This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost or send it and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this I copied this from another site.

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.

My name is Tiffany, I am three. My eyes are swollen, I cannot see.

I must be stupid, I must be bad. What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly. Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all Or else I’m locked up all day long. When I’m awake, I’m all alone.

The house is dark, My folks aren’t home. When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice.

So maybe I’ll just get one whipping tonight… I just heard a car, My daddy is back from Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse, My name is called. I press myself against the wall. I try to hide from his evil eyes.

I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry. He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words.

He says It’s my fault he suffers at work. He slaps and hits me and yells at me more. I finally get free and run to the door. He’s already locked it and i start to bawl.

He takes me and throws me against the hard wall. I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken. And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken.

"I’m sorry!" I scream, But its now much too late. His face has been twisted into a unimaginable shape. The hurt and the pain, Again and again.

Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops and heads for the door. While i lay there motionless, Brawled on the floor.

My name is Tiffany, I am three. Tonight my daddy murdered me.

And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be, One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do tell people about this poem abuse needs to stop!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. several people

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. You are who you are you don't need to change

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! Being random rocks!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. many times before

Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breath. If you are part of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Elva is an obnoxious jerk to EVERYONE, copy and paste this to your profile.

Arya and Eragon are MEANT to be together. If CP doesn't make it happen i will applaud him for standing up to the fan base, staying true to his artistic direction, twisting the story to make us feel sooo much emotion we will burst and then i will find out where he lives, kidnap him, torture him, and then kill him for blasphemy. Feel the same? You know the drill!

If you enjoy books about dragons, copy this into your profile.

If you have copied and pasted more than 10 things into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. I just realized when I read it on a profile.

(\)_(/) (='.'=) This is Bunny. (")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bucesae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

If you can read the message above paste it in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. lol a couple times

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

8 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. i have never tried pot and never will

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe),QuickCookie, xx . mari . xx,Slythindor Hybrid, fanfreak121, AlixBrandon C

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. there's only so many times you can do that until it's not funny anymore

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. my mom.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.. oh come on you know you have

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile guilty

You think your best friend's crazy for not reading Twilight, New Moon, and/or Eclipse

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Midnight Sun now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy and paste this into your profile.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
-when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls.
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

If you even know what an original walkman is. i rember it i just can't rember what it looked like

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" ( Hey I was young! Give me a break.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!" all the time
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

A.N. Bold means it's true!

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?
'm o m' (was your hero)
and 'd a d' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR - was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

In Remembrance:
In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome werewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora, And would trip while doing so.

In Remembrance to Alastar 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive, Until the very end.

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end, But a kid much younger than him.

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring

did you know that nick jonas has diabetes? If you know somebody who does copy and paste this on your profile. I know people who have diabetes.

It's 0 degrees today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow. How cold will it be?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

What is the sound of one's hands clapping?

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

If the number 2 pencil is number 1, why is it still Number 2?

You sound reasonable, time to up my medication.

Can vegitaritions eat animal crackers?

Some quotes.

1Nobody is sane. Everyone is insane so why are there counselors?” not Me.

2Roses are red. Violets are blue. You better stop stalking me or I'll slap you." Not Me.

3When someone gives you lemonaide make orange juice and stand by while people wonder how you did it. Unknown to me anyway

4There are people out there! I know there is. Welcome to the world Aliens!" not Me. lol.

5.sometimes hearing nothing can be louder than hearing everything.” Me

6.We stress just so we can daydream some more.” Me

7.i am a green thumb in a guild full of red fingers.” Bellas son - Me

If you think crazy thoughts all the time copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think the thoughts you think aren't crazy copy this and paste it on your profile. If you understood it copy and paste it on their profile.

Well, now that you know more about the author... you have just won something! it is... A HEADACHE! lol I do have some things to say. To all of my readers: I AM TRYING TO GET MY STORY UNDER CONTROL! lol i think about what i want them to do next and then i do it and then i go back and change it and the vicious cycle keeps on going so i have no idea as to when things will make sense or when ill be completely done editing!

lol well... tough times do give u awesome ideas and trust me.. THIS WAS AN AWESOME IDEA! gives me an excuse to daydream and write( i would do it anyways but still). Alix actually started out to be me but from a different perspective. He went through things i did he thought the way i do( and still does) but then i realized something... he wasnt me! so i looked for my options. My two favorite book series: Twilight and Eragon. I chose Twilight beacause it was the one i was -for one- more comfortable with, and in Eragon it would be harder to express my thoughts/stories enough to make sense since his writing is more... -how do i put it- mind working lol u need to read some of the things he puts in there a few times to understand it. so -back to my original point- hes kinda like my imaginary friend only i dont "talk" to him... lol i think to him XD but like most writers when you create a character you tend to think to yourself "what would ... do or think" and the more personal the character is the easier it is to do that. which -in turn- makes writing -in my case- Fan Fiction even more fun because your heart skips a beat when your excited or any other hightend emotion just like as if the character themselves were going through it. I HOPE U ENJOYED MY LITTLE weird-but-fasinating NOTE FOR U GUYS TO READ IN CASE U GET INTERESTED IN READING THIS. heres some extra stuff i chose to put on here: musical inspiration, personal inspiration and maybe a site or two to check out so u can find out more about Alix!

PERSONAL INSPIRATION:

lol first would be my mom... for pushing my buttons enough to make me almost go crazy with ideas on inside-the-mind life. lisa for the enthusiasm and me of course for putting my thoughts into words... GO ME!