Yo!

the name's Turki Al-Balushi!

i'm 19 years old and majoring in mechanical engineering, oh! i'm male btw :D

Likes: Family, friends, females(duh?), reading and writing fanfiction, cycling, playing my xbox360, PS3, cats, dogs, other cute & exotic animals(Men like cute animals too!), sarcasm(I am a master of this), cars, boats, yachts, anything that works on patrol(love ozone much?), nature, hunting, Real Madrid C.F. and expensive stuff.

dislikes: rapists, child molesters, cheaters, f.c.barcelona...erm...thats it!

hobbies: well lets see, fishing, shooting, driving(racing), watching Real Madrid C.F. matches, traveling, technology, fiddling with engines, restoring and modifing old cars then selling 'em, reading on FF :D and -regretably- smoking.

favorite manga : Naruto & Naruto Shippuden

Favourite type of Naruto Fan Fictions:

Godlike-Naruto

Smart, Cunning Naruto

Time-travel

Certain crossovers (Bleach, Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！, Rosario + Vampire, One Piece, Kanokon, Fairy Tail)

Dark/Light/Grey Naruto

Smart bloodline wielding Naruto

Lots of Sakura, sasuke & civilians bashing! Muwahahahaha!

and above all else *strikes hero pose* HAREM FICS!

Favourite Naruto pairings:

Naruto x Harem

Naruto x Fem.Kyuubi ( Best pairing ever!)

Naruto x Kushina ( I just think they go great together, same personalities etc. Incest for the win!-god i hate myself-)

Naruto x Fem.Naruto (Its hot, thats all i can say for myself)

Naruto x Mei Terumi( 5th Mizukage, she is fucking HOT!!!)

Naruto x Yugito ( Same burden and they go great together.)

Naruto x Fu ( Seven Tail Jinchuriki)( Same as Yugito )

Naruto x Yuugao ( I just like this pairing.)

Naruto x Anko ( Both were once village pariahs.)

Naruto x Kurenai (face it, she's hot!)

Naruto x fem.Haku

Naruto x Any female tailed beasts (Cause its hardly used.)

Naruto x Any female goddess( E.g. Kami,Yami,Shinigami,etc...)(Even rarer then the above mentioned pairing.)

Naruto x Amaru ( Naruto movie: Bonds)( Also hardly used pairing.)

Naruto x Mikoto Uchiha ( She's hot and I want to see Sasuke's face when he finds Naruto banging his mom.)

Naruto x fem.Itachi (same as mikoto)

Naruto x Filler girls( Isaribi,Yakumo,Sasame,Guren,etc...)( Cause they are hardly used as well.)

Naruto x Konan ( Rub it in Nagato/Pein's face! HA!)

Naruto x Hanabi

Naruto x Hinata (if OOC)

Naruto x OC ( OC must be able to fight.)

Favourite Naruto pairings (Xross-overs):

Bleach:

Naruto x Harem

Naruto x Yoruichi

Naruto x Soi Fon

Naruto x Rangiku

Naruto x Kukaku

Naruto x Halibel

Naruto x Nelliel

Negima:

Naruto x Harem

Naruto x Asuna

Naruto x kaede

Naruto x Chizuru

Naruto x Mana

Naruto x Konoka

Naruto x Setsuna

Naruto x Kazumi

Naruto x Kuu fei

Naruto x Haruna

Naruto x Ako

Naruto x Zazie

Naruto x Chisame

Naruto x cheerleader trio

Naruto x Chao

Rosario+Vampire:

Naruto x Harem

Naruto x both Moka's (inner & outer)

Naruto x Mizore

Naruto x Kurumuru

Naruto x Shizuka Nekonome

Naruto x Kahlua

Naruto x Akuha

Fairy Tail:

Naruto x Erza

Naruto x Mirajane

Naruto x Cana

Naruto x Lucy

Naruto pairings I hate:

Naruto x Sasuke- ( ...do I have to explain this? This is just a fucking retarded pairing! Yes you heard me you fucking yaoi fangirls, go fuck yourselves and stop polluting the minds of other innocent readers with your nonsensical NaruSasu bullshit! Sasuke shoved a MUTHA FUCKING CHIDORI into Naruto's chest, if that does'nt say "I hate you!" then I have no idea what does. Geez! Everytime I enter this website there is almost 10+ new NaruSasu bullcrapping fanfictions uploaded mutha fucker!)

Naruto x Yaoi - (...do I really need to explain this? i dislike yaoi fics, and thats putting it mildly...)

Naruto x Sakura - (She is a pink-haired banshee, she still loves Sasuke, she hits Naruto numerous times, she is not that attrractive and even in Shippuden where she is a little better, she views Naruto more as an older brother figure rather than lover.)

Fem.Kyuubi x ANYONE OTHER THAN NARUTO - (Seriously irks me to no end when I read a story where Kyuubi is female and NOT paired with Naruto or she cheats on him or gets raped by other people, I just feel like hitting someone...mainly the author... Naruto is the only possible pairing for Kyuubi and no one else can have her! Especially not Sasuke! Kyuubi stated she hated Sasuke as much as Madara since she hates all Uchihas for their accursed eye, so when I read anything with a hint of SasuKyuu I immediately feel like disinfecting my eyeballs with hydrochloric acid! NaruKyuu 4ever!)

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Naruto taught me to never give up on my dreams; that what ever I believe I can do, I can. Edward and Al taught me to hold on to the things dearest to me, while ichigo taught me how. Tohru showed me how to see the good in everyone; Light and L, that not all humans can be good. Natsu taught me trust, and the true strength of friendship. And Axis powers Hetalia, it taught me about peace. It showed me that even in a world swallowed in darkness, there can be light as long as we strive to expose it.