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FIRST THING ON PROFILE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DESTRIER! Or Lisa :P She's turning 18. She's all grown up!!!!!!! :O I don't know her in real life. I have only known her for like, a month or like two weeks lol. BUT SHE REMINDS ME OF MY BEST FRIEND AND SHE WRITES AMAZING STORIES! ANd she is friggin awesome!!!!! I LOVE YOU DESTRIER!
looks: here's a hint... I'm a blonde :P
Cat: ( i have two ) Yellowfire: golden tabby tom with 1 amber and 1 brown eye. Whisperbreeze: light brown she-cat with shy green eyes.
Bear: Poppy: tiny black bear with one snowy white paw ( girl )
wizard: Lily ( already described )
angel: Fallon: shoulder length brown wispy hair and silver eyes
penguin: emperor penguin
mermaid: Danni: Long silvery white hair and silver blue eyes pure white skin.
here r sum of meh fave things!!!!!
book(s): warriors seekers harry potter the palace of laughter pjo mr popper's peguins ( hehe i rly did read it ) and emily windsnap.
authors: erin hunter jk rowling jon berekly and someone else ;)
songs: ( old version )
1. If I Die Young, The Band Perry
2. Written in the Stars, Tinie Tempah
3.Blame it on the Girls, MIKA
4. Jar of Hearts, Cristina Perry
5. Stuck like Glue, Sugar Land
6. Lazy Song, Bruno Mars ( da song describes meh hehe )
7.Fireworks, Katy Perry ( the music vid made me laugh & cry )
8. I Need a Doctor, Dr. Dre Eminim Skylar Gray
9. Mamma Mia!, ABBA (
10. Bad Medicine, Bon Jovi
11. Big and Chunk, Will.I.Am
artist(s): ( look up. dem all meh fave artists ) ( old version )
songs: ( new! )
1. Glad You Came by The Wanted
2. Turn Me On by David Guetta and Nicki Minaj
3. Starships by Nicki Minaj
4. Super Bass by Nicki Minaj
5. Almost Lover by A Fine Frenzy
6. Better Than Revenge by Taylor Swift
7. Safe & Sound by Taylor Swift
8. Rose's Turn by Kurt from Glee
9. Every Teardrop is a Waterfall by Coldplay
10. Princess of China by Coldplay and Rihanna
11. Forever and Always by Taylor Swift
12. Good Morning Baltimore by ( idk but i think Hairspray )
13. Jump Then Fall by Taylor Swift
14. Breathe by Colbie Callet and Taylor Swift
15. Knock Knock ( clean ) by Mac Miller
16. Man With the Hex by the Atomic Fireballs
17. The Devil went Down to Georgia by
18. Set Fire to the Rain by ADELE
19. Someone Like You by ADELE
20. Rolling in the Deep by ADELE
21. Strange Clouds by B.O.B and Lil Wayne
22. Stronger by Kelly Clarkson
23. Wannabe by the Spice Girls
24. We Are Young by Fun. and Janelle Monáe
25. Sexy and I Know It by LMFAO
color: white silver or blue
animal: CAT AND HORSE ( i used to have 2 cats 1 died and we had to give otha away D: ...
body part: funny bone ( hehe im random sumtimes )
food: ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!
nickname(s): Funny Ice ( get it? now pic a piece of ice melting on an edge of a counter laughing. I crack myself up!!! ) doodlebug and siesta L. and for the best one and newest one! Drama Mama or Drama Queen
my minor ones D.J. L ,Lollipop, Crazy, Pop diva, rubber biscuit, bookworm, diva, chocoholic, lady longlegs, and Brat lol
movie: Green Lantern and HPDHP2!!!!!!! - cough - other words Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2, the Lorax, and Hunger Games ( team Gale )
.-. im dead serious
fave candy: LOLLIPOPS!!!!!!!! @- ( its a sideways 1 ;) )
fav hp peep: Voldy mort!!!!!
fave warrior cat: i hate to admit it but - sniffles - Leafpool!!!!!! ( i cried when leafpool and crowfeather broke up T_T )
Here are the links to my second story: Our New Life
Opal: just go to google images and it's the third one. (It's the color of their eyes that I picked the jewls of )
Sapire: again go to google images and it is the VERY first one. ( pretty isn't it? )
Aquamarine: very last one on the 2nd row of page 2. ( you have to look up Aquamarine gemstone )
Dear Rebecca Black,
You are a disgrace to the Black family. Leave and never come back. Change your name. You will never be a Black. You are a terrible singer and make mother die again when you sing at the Black House.
If you hate Rebecca Black, copy and paste this into your profile.
(.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
Girl: Can you slow down?! I'm scared!
Boy: Sure, but first, tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now can we please slow down?
Boy: Hug me.
Girl hugs him
Boy: Now can you please take this helmet off me, it's bugging me?!
Girl takes off his helmet and puts it on her own head
Next day in the paper...
There was a motercycle crash yesterday due to break failure. There were two passengers, but only one survived.
Halfway down the road the boy realized his breaks broke, but didn't want to scare the girl so he had her say 'i love you', and hug him one last time, then put his helmet on so he would die but she would live...
copy and paste this in your profile if you think that is one of the sweetest things ever!! (you can see the real one on youtube; type in True Love!)
If you love warriors as much as I do, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are counting down every last second and minute til HPDHP2 comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile
numnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnum...this took me 20 minutes!!!!!! just the num thing!!!!!!!!! im a slow typer O_O OoO
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on the ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
The above is just plain scary!!! :(
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?
Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile
Hi Lord. We’re getting older and things are getting bad here. No jobs, gas, food & utility costs too high. I know some have taken you out of our schools, government & even Christmas, but Lord I'm asking you to come back & re-bless America. We really need you! There are more of us who want you than those who don't! Thank You Lord, I Love you. If you agree, repost. And his name will be the hope of all the world. Matt12:21
Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Cort
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? blue
3. Your first initial? L
4. Your month of birth? December
5. Which color do you like more, black or white? white
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Mary-Elyse
7. Your favorite number? 18
8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? ocean
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish my grandaddy could live longer.
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person. Yeah!!! Cort is really cute!!
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom. Boo ya!
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soulmate. Aww :( but yay! :D
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it. Oh, I know. My best friend says I'm her role model!!!
6. This person is your best friend. That I already know.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. WOW! m&m will be popular! Though right now, I only have 4 ;)
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person. Knew it!
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. Especially myself!
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday um, my birthday is coming up.
Your perfect movie
Put your ipod, mp3, or any other music device on shuffle.
1. Waking Up- Mean by Taylor Swift ( -_- joyful )
Big & Chunky by will.i.am ( cool!!! I'm skinny though D: )
2. Goin to school- Haunted by Taylor Swift ( again, JOYFUL )
Shake It Up by Selena Gomez ( YEAH SELENA! I LIKE THIS VERSION BETTER! PM me if you are totally lolena and not julena! loganxselena 4eva! )
3. Meeting New Friends- Hair/Crazy in Love by Glee ( Hopefully that means we will be best of friends! right?! )
New York New York ( polka version ) by Hans Zimmer ( it is a fun tune so it means good stuff!!!! yea!!! )
4. Middle School- Everyday by HMS ( i really don't know why I have this song... )
Last Christmas by Taylor Swift ( ooook o-O )
5. First Crush- Mine by Taylor Swift ( YES!!!!! FINALLY A GOOD ONE!!!!!! )
Up in Flames by Coldplay ( dang. lets go with the first one ok?! )
6. First Date- Rolling in the Deep by Hayley Reinhart ( ok, lyrics in song mean- bad D: )
La tartaruga saggia by Karin Mensah ( can someone translate it for me please?! )
7. High School- ( I'm going to laugh if its HMS ) dear John by Taylor Swift ( Huh. Doesn't make since and sadly no giggles )
The Way I Loved You by Taylor Swift ( best song ever!!!!!!!!!!! ok and maybe it means something good! )
8. Party- What Time is It by HMS ( COME ON!!!! 1 SONG AWAY!!!!!!! CRABCAKES!!!!! )
Sun of a Gun by Oh Land ( lol )
9. Bully Fight- Work This Out by HMS ( HAHAHAHAHA! It makes sense!!! My itouch is one smart cookie (:) )
Don't Stop Believing by Glee ( lol i better believe in myself. maybe if this bully is a guy we can get something going on. lol just kidding )
10: Date- Kiss With a Fist by Florence The Machine ( Ouch. -_o Doesn't sound like it's going to work out )
Major Minus by Coldplay ( umm lemme listen to the song. uh doesn't go at all )
11. New Job- Back to December by Taylor Swift ( Doesn't make sense at ALL )
The Devil Went Down to Georgia by The Charlie Daniels Band ( love this song! maybe i am a fiddle player. hmmm maybe I'm a daughter of apollo!!!!! )
12. Parent Death- Upside Down by Jack Johnson ( Wow. Nice funeral. BTW this is fromCurios George. George is adorable! )
The Lion Sleeps Tonight by Vittorio Fraja ( hmm maybe my parents were hairy???? Just kidding!!! V)
13. Desperate Date- Get Up by Ciara ft. Chamillionaire ( okay I don't even know this song, my sister bought it! )
Bellhop Boogie by The Bellhops ( hey this is my tap dance! don't judge me! and its really good! that means I'm a bellhop boogier???? hmm i say it went well )
14. Proposal- Breaking Free by HMS ( cool beans )
Wop by J. DASH ( oh yeah! dance floor time! let's get it on! * starts to wop *
15. Marriage- Drumming Song by Florence The Machine ( Okay never REALLY listened to this song but lets say it went well! )
Who's That Girl by Lauren Bacall & Penny Fuller ( lol its about getting married )
16. First Child- Pushin Me Away by Jonas Brothers ( sounds like... NO!!!! I WOULD NEVER WANT A CHILD TO GO THROUGH ABORTION! )
It Will Rain by Bruno Mars ( aww maybe premature?? just not abortion! )
17. Twins- White Horse by Taylor Swift ( Did I mention I'm a big fan of hers? )
I like to move it by will.i.am ( cool! hyper twins! )
18. Husbands Death- Nothin on You by B.o.B ft. Bruno Mars ( wow. guess I never liked meh hubby )
Chums by Heitor Pereira ( good happy funeral )
19. Death- King of Anything by Sara Bareilles ( nothing to say )
One of a Kind by Lauren Bacall and Len Cairou ( aww I'm flattered )
20. Credits- Bam by Miranda Cosgrove ( it's a pretty good song and i did a dance to it for a talent show. buy now!!! )
Applause by Applause and Bonnie Franklin ( fitting )
My movie sound Tiggeriffic!
Okay the underlined/ bold/ italic version is the second time i did it becuz its fun and i got new songs! :D
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. ( comes with being tall. being skinny )
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz ( I'm strait A's! )
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I’m a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. ( NOT TRUE! )
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (my mom's great great great great great great great great grandparents lived there )
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. ( sooooo not true )
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. ( again comes with being tall and growing alot )
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. ( yeah )
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (or used to be)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. ( everyone is differant! )
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. ( sometimes )
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. ( I actually have skin the colour of snow )
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. ( um no to drink. nasty acholic ppl )
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. ( depends on my mood ... )
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. ( yeah okay I am crazy. )
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling basturd.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. ( not that much any more! My hair is realllllllly thick )
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a basturd.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. ( I actually HATE black )
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser ( doesn't really rate that much where i go... )
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. ( eeeewwwww. who has seen cyberbu//y?! sad but good )
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. ( yeah. I kinda am )
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
( above I will never do )
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
H2oooh - fresh water comercial
Magic Bananas!- fresh water comercial
Hey you dang woodchucks! Quit chucking my wood! - Geico comercial
Oh Crabcakes! - me! anything you see on t.v. that says crabcakes instead of crap copied me!!!!!!!!
Oh snapdragons! - me again!
Oh snickerdoodles- me!
Oh crackerjacks! - my brother!
Oh - snap - - my friend Shane ( he left my school!!!! :( )
Oh - snap - - hands as claws - rawr - me! goes with oh snapdragons!
Holy Banana Foster! - my bff Mary-Elyse!
" So then we got some balls and played with them! " - me telling my story of IAPPA ( - snorts - balls )
" Silent but deadly. " " Huh " " Nothing " - walk away - - my friend let a silent one go. Only 5 minutes later did I know what she meant. Smealt terrible!
" Okay. All eyes on me! " " But that's impossible! " - me in art talking back to the teacher.
" Hey _ did you get any churros on your trip! " " No. Why? " " Because we read your story. " " Ooooh. " - me and classmate - shudder - Beckett. I wrote a story my main got a lot of churros in it.
" Okay so perro means dog. " " Don't you wish you girlfriend was hot like me! " - Shane in Spainish.
" Hey Leah are you spanking people?" " Yeah. " " Well my butt isn't for sale! " - Beckett at school at end of school.
" Hey dad! " " Yes? " " that kid has choclate balls! " - me at Universal at Honeydukes.
" Well I have to marry him in da play! " " yeah well he's my son!" - me and Mary-Elyse arguing about which is worse in my play I'm writing. Clayton ( weirdest meanest and creapiest kid in school ) is one of the mains Robin. I threw the sheat away. It is now lost in history.
" Hey Connor! Ready to go hit some balls! " - Mary-Elyse's dad talking to Connor her bro while they get ready for tennis.
" Choir posistion! " " Mrs. Ford? " " Yes? " " Is this how you do it? " - stick chest out and hold head high. " No! " ( my friend Ellie ) " Well at least youhave the big ones for it! " - Music class
Girls i hate
Ellie Ana ( she's in first grade )
Shane ( I will see him again soon!!!! )
Connor ( not Mary-Elyse's bro! Her crush and date to the dance! )
Cort ( hopefullyone day more than friends. He soooooo CUTE and smart nice and funny but has a messy desk! )
Dallas ( he freaks me out )
Boys I hate
DEVIANT ART PROFILE ( I HATE DIGITAL ART! )
CAMERON IS ONE OF MY BFFS!!!!!!!!!!
SAME WITH BETHANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY MOM IS LAUGHING WEIRDLY!!!!!!!!!!
I"M LISTENING TO JB!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I USED TO BE OBSESED WITH TOONTOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY AM I DOING THIS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RED ALERT! RED ALERT!
ZENKATANA IS ABUSING AUTHORS AND SAYING TO TAKE DOWN STORIES JUST BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LIKE THEM! I REPORTED HIM AFTER I FOUND TO OF HIS MEAN REVIEWS! IF YOU AGREE, PLEASE COPY AND POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THIS! Iceshadow911247, mixandmingle,
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
If you want me to be your beta, just search me!