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The Fated One
Have you ever wondered how Amras got that title? Total crack! Written with Galad Estel.Silmarillion, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 824, favs: 1, 6/18/13, Amras Amrod Fëanor Nerdanel
1 A Very Brief Summary of Dante's Inferno in Verse
Feel free to use as a study guide.Misc. Books, K+, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 234, 6/18/13
56Morgoth Fun for the Whole Family »
When Túrin, Beleg, Andróg, and Mîm are delivered by Sauron as dog toys to an unsuspecting home, things go anything but right. Especially when they get dragged on a trip to Finland. Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration.Silmarillion, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 10, words: 23k+, favs: 9, follows: 11, updated: 6/12/13 published: 1/1/12, Túrin Beleg C.
3Nattis
The nations of the world are brought to Nattis: Where Fiction is Reality, and Every Reality is Fiction. Suddenly nothing is real and nothing is fake. A totally cracky! story about every character you never thought should mix. Or who you thought should mix and couldn't think of a reason for them to... Happy Birthday, Duilin! Rated T for language and some peculiar situations.Hetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Drama & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 2, follows: 3, 6/9/13, Iceland Norway Denmark Belgium
14 Collide »
A collection of drabbles about Beleg and Turín told from Beleg's perspective that follows the life they spent together from Turín's childhood onward.Silmarillion, K+, English, Drama & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 7, words: 700, favs: 4, updated: 5/27/13 published: 1/25/12, Beleg C. Túrin
113 Of Time and Treason »
The Fellowship, already a well-known rockband, must find a way to fight against Sauron, who has claimed the One Ring for himself. With time short and hope fading, all seems lost. An AU story set in the modern world. Sequel to Of Revenge and Rockstars.Lord of the Rings, T, English, Drama & Sci-Fi, chapters: 25, words: 42k+, favs: 20, follows: 18, updated: 5/17/13 published: 1/13/12, Frodo B. Aragorn Legolas Sauron
29lol yourself »
Legolas just doesn't get texting.Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, favs: 24, follows: 13, updated: 5/3/13 published: 4/11/12, Frodo B. Aragorn Legolas Gimli
21What Is a Marriage? »
In which no one wants to teach Turin about the facts of life.Silmarillion, K+, English, Humor & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 4, words: 2k+, favs: 8, follows: 6, updated: 2/9/13 published: 4/14/12, Túrin Beleg C.
3 Blistering
/Is this then all a jest? A trick or foolery? Like the blood on my sword when I defiled the sea? I still count their eyes. Feel the skin my blade tasted. Silver screams in the bleeding ocean. Sweat like diamonds on my skin./Silmarillion, T, English, Angst & Family, words: 331, favs: 3, follows: 1, 1/31/13, Maedhros Fingon
6Now Comes the Night »
'From the pieces that are given one, a life must be shaped.' An expanded tale of the life and friendship of Beleg Cúthalion and Túrin Turambar. Genres: Tragedy, friendship, adventure, horror, angst.Silmarillion, T, English, Tragedy, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 3, follows: 4, updated: 1/19/13 published: 7/28/12, Túrin Beleg C.
4Trust
"Thus the wise were troubled, but none as yet perceived that Curunír had turned to dark thoughts and was already a traitor in heart: for he desired that he and no other should find the Great Ring, so that he might wield it himself and order all the world to his will." - J.R.R. Tolkien. A dark tale of what happens when what could have been becomes what is. Beta: CrackinAndProudOfItLord of the Rings, T, English, Adventure & Tragedy, words: 2k+, favs: 5, follows: 2, 12/12/12, Saruman Sauron
5Servant
The final contemplations of one of Saruman's many servants. Saruman & OC Rated T for deathLord of the Rings, T, English, Drama & Tragedy, words: 100, favs: 2, 11/12/12, Saruman Human
14Uncle Aulë's Unparalleled Advice »
Aulë got in trouble for his impatience again and was unmercifully condemned to the punishment of...advice column counselor! Send him your troubles, and he'll give you advice. Disclaimer: Aulë is not a psychologist. Inspired by Labradorite's 'Ask Elrond!Silmarillion, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 5, words: 5k+, favs: 2, follows: 3, updated: 7/12/12 published: 2/29/12, Aulë
66 The Nearest Kin of Gods »
A tale of the House of Finwë in modern day America told from the perspectives of Maedhros, Maglor, and Fingon. Complete.Silmarillion, T, English, Drama & Sci-Fi, chapters: 21, words: 38k+, favs: 14, follows: 10, updated: 6/26/12 published: 11/11/11, Maedhros Fingon
8Simarillion Madlibs »
I got so inspired by the first one of these, that I have decided to make this a series. So, now you have Silmarillion madlibs to worry about. Let me know if you have some you want included. 3. Love letters, a personal ad, and the ruin of a Beatles' song.Silmarillion, K, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, favs: 2, updated: 5/19/12 published: 5/17/12
6 Leaves
Boromir's death - a drabble from Aragorn's perspective.Lord of the Rings, K, English, Drama & Tragedy, words: 101, favs: 2, 5/17/12, Aragorn Boromir
2 Shadows
Finwë and Míriel meet after death in the Halls of Mandos. Gratulerer med dagen, Duilin!Silmarillion, K+, English, Drama & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 4, 5/16/12, Finwë Míriel
3 Broken
I blame this poem on Duilin's 'Deny Me', since re-reading it sparked the first few lines, and everything continued from there. 125 words exactly, even if fanfiction says otherwise. Warning: Beleg dies. Well, is dead actually.Silmarillion, K+, English, Poetry & Tragedy, words: 141, favs: 4, 5/3/12, Beleg C. Túrin
4 Feared
The One Ring contemplates its nature. A well-deserved drabble.Lord of the Rings, K, English, Drama, words: 100, favs: 3, 4/18/12