I love to write. No flamers EVER on my stories, okay?

Anyway! I love to read. Will leave comments, sometimes.

I have a fictionpress.net account, check it out if you'd like. I'll put stories up ASAP. Link: http://www.fictionpress.com/~akimizushima

P.S.

Yes, I'm a girl.

...for Inuyasha crossover fics...why do most of the stories have the visiting groups characters fall into the shrine's WELL? It makes sense, but really...Oh well. XD I love those stories anyway!

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies!
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms

"WHEN WORDS FAIL MUSIC SPEAKS"

"I want to kiss a ninja on the nose, I wanna talk to fruit... and scare monsters!"

"Treat every stressful situation like a dog, if you can't eat it or play with it.. Just pee on it and walk away!"

SO MANY LINES MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Oh anime! anime! Where would we be?
If your presence not grace us ever so fully?
I know just what to do;we should propose a grand toast!
The grandest of toast with your preferred host!

Now young and fair girls, come one and come all!
Pick a partner to take to our anime ball!
We have every character; just tell us your type:
Height, eyes, hair color, and favorite plight

Do you go for the leader? The king of all kings?
Who commands respect with all the awesomeness he brings?
The person in charge who knows just what to do?
Until rejected he goes to his emo corner to cry: boo hoo!

Or is the smart one the way you will go?
He smiles up front, he puts on quite a show!
No problem too big for him, the solutions are quite clear!
But a darker side will show if you get too near.

And then we have the twins, who are rarely apart.
Could it be incest or brotherly heart?
Mischevious, impish, the troublesome lot
They differ in some ways, just don't ask me what.

Perhaps the strong silent man suits you best?"
Barely a word ever escapes from his chest.
You may feel he's no emotion as life passes by
Dare offend his friends, and you can expect you will fly!

But may haps the cute little boy with the cake?
Looks pure as a doll and you may fear he might break.
Do not be decieved his age is more than he appears.
And he knows kung-foo. Whoa! Watch out little dears!

Or perhaps the new guy who is shy and polite?
Who will smile, take orders, and won't put up a fight.
He listens, counsels, and importantly deems.
But is everything with him just as it seems?

What if you're a guy, who wishes a girl or two?
I think we might round up something for you.
Although our Host Club is comprised of guys
A woman's touch is at work beneath your eyes.

Laughing and smiling, tenacious and loud.
The manager can always catch quite a crowd!
The fortitude for more to go above and beyond!
No one knows what she thinks or who she is fond.

And another you may find, with mind as open as can be.
A poor little girl that can set the rich free.
Although, go after her and you'll hear Tamaki scream:
"If you touch my Haruhi, it is you I will cream!"

Choose anyone;our doors are open for you!
This is the night for your dreams to come true!
Your desired host is yours, providing you pay.
But none of you are commoners so you should be okay.

Post this poem on your profile if you love Ouran!

You know you lived in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. I did.

if you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

I'm a Narutard, an Ouran Moron, a Pokegeek, a TeenTitans luvr, am practically obsessed with the movie 9, and a complete nerd in general, but ya'll love me anyway. And I'm proud of everything else I am, too. If you're a any of these and proud of it, write it down and spread the word! People currently on the list of proud geeks:Yuri n' Chuka, Bri Nara, Immortal-Puppet-Otaku, Pinkkfuzzball, xIzumi-chan, Elayna19

1. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
2. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
3. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
4. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
5. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
6. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
7. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...
8. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
9. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
10. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
11. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
12. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
13. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
14. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
15. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
16. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
17. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
18. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
19. I couldn't repair your brake, so I made your horn louder.
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
22. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
25. A day without sunshine is like night.
26. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
27. Getting lost in thought may put you in unfamiliar territory.
28. 42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.
29. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
30. You're diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
31. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
32. Remember that half the people you know are below average.
33. Despite the high cost of living, it's still extremely popular.
34. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
35.The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
36. Drive way too fast and you don't have to worry about cholesterol.
37. If you intend to live forever, so far, so good.
38. Borrow money only from pessimists; they don't expect it back.
39. Support bacteria; they're the only culture some people have.
40. If at first you don't succeed, destroy the evidence.
41. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
42. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
43. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
44. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
45. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
46. Success always occurs in private; failure, in full view.
47.The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
48.The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
49.To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
50.To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
51.You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
52.The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard (and not enough chlorine!)
53. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
54. If you think nobody cares try missing a couple of payments.
55. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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92% Of the teen population would be dead if Edward Cullen said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore! Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your head off!

If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber disappeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!"

94% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber went missing, 5% of Girls would be running around everywhere screaming "YES! HE'S GONE!", 1% would be giggling and poking their new hostage. Post this on your page if you are part of the 1%.

98% of the girls in the world would die if Robert Pattinson was kidnapped. 1.9% of them would be laughing their socks off. 0.1% of them would be snickering and poking their new hostage with a stick. Repost this if you agree!(I dont even know who this is! but its fun poking people XD!)

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump bitch!

You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat.
97% of people would yell "STOP!"
2% of them would cheer,
1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet.
Post this on you profile if you are that 1%...

If you are part of the .0000000001% that does NOT have a Myspace, post this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer countless hours on end, reading numerous fanfics, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411, Witchdoctor42, crocgirl2815, mewmewice, RulerofFire, Grogie13, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, WrathofhteElite, 'looks at name tag', Wildshadow24, Dayflower, Mysticbreeze, Mysticbreeze327, freakyfriday13, Elayna19

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, Kira's Loyal Follower,kitty13492, Elayna19

Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

If you have of have ever had a crush on an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you love anime, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ran up and down escalator copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile ( i once stayed up to 8 inthe morning,woke up at 12 am ,fell asleep again, then woke up at 5 in the afternoon)

If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Mikuru Hitachi, Kura and Hana, MelDazzey, Kira's Loyal Follower, kitty13492, Elayna19

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in Manga and Anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile. (read it ALL the time.)

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're against cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, puppy mills, ect.) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are, crazy and insane, put this in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Alice Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. …Who doesn’t?...

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar, Samishi Destiny, Silverstar's Shadow, oxIrishBella14xo, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, InaLaInu, SilverWolfAshes, soulstealer55, AngelofFluffiness,bluenian98, Elayna19

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

The US government may take wolves off the endangered species list. that means hunters and anyone can kill trap and skin wolves or kill them for the fun of it. IF YOU BELIVE THIS IS DOWN-RIGHT WRONG AND WANT TO VOICE YOUR OPINON OR PUT A STOP TO THIS COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR NAME AFTER IT!! 0x-i-Need-A-Hug-x0, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, InaLaInu, SilverWolfAshes, soulstealer55, AngelofFluffiness,bluenian98, Elayna19

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. S.S.M.together, SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, SlytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, Kaiora, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Forgotten in Darkness, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, InaLaInu, SilverWolfAshes, soulstealer55, AngelofFluffiness, bluenian98

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

If you believe all your favorite anime characters are indeed alive in their own dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can shout out a random anime quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you bother to read other people's profiles looking for stuff to copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you easily finish a novel a day, copy and paste this onto you're profile.

If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you shiver at the thought of cigarettes, cigars, alcohol, pot, drugs, or anything like that, and it gives you nightmares copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Silence is golden... but shouting is fun!

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have friends online whom you don't even know in the real world but you don't really care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this to your profile.

If you think that writing fanfics is fun, put this in your profile!!

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Some people wish anime characters or powers were real, if you want them to be real add your name to the list:Edward-Elric-in-red/Allen-Walker-in-black, KaoruBC101z, MewMewKitty78, BcXbUtCh, ppgrulz123, Reality-Sucks-122, bluenian98, Elayna19

Tamaki Prince Type:

You are French

you’re a very romantic person

You flirt a lot with girls/boys.

Easily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most.

You're overly eccentric in everything you do.

You care about your family deeply even if they don't return the feelings

Your birthday is April 8th

You're slow when it comes to your own feelings.

Total: 0 (I expected this)

Kyoya Cool Type:

You wear glasses -(to read and stuff)

You are known for being "evil".

Your favourite foods are anything spicy

You excel in everything you do

Your birthday is November 22.

You hate waking up in the morning.

You never like to do anything unless it has a benefit

Total: 2 (Aww I thought it be more.)

Hunny Loli Shota Type:

You're the shortest out of your friends.

You love cakes and sweets.

You have a stuffed animal that has special meaning to you.

You are/have taken a martial arts class

You are close to your cousins.

You look a lot younger than you are.

You're born on February 29th

Your favourite subject is math

Total: 5 (Wowo. O.o This surprised me.)

Mori Wild Type:

You're the tallest out of your friends

You only talk when you need to

You're protective of people you care for.

You favorite food is Japanese food

When bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot.

Your birthday is May 5th

You're not much of a leader but more of a follower (Depends on the situation)

Total: 2 (I'm not really like him)

Hikaru Devil Type:

You and your sibling have a strong bond

You're a very cynical person.

You like to mess with your sibling

You're the oldest sibling

Your birthday is June 9th

You like Italian food

You get jealous easily

You don't make friends easily

Total: 3 (This sucks!)

Kaoru Devil Type:

You like to play games

Favorite subject, English

You enjoy cosplay

You're nicer than your siblings

Your birthday is June 9th

You're very forgiving

You'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy

You like playing tricks on people

Total: 7 (Shocking. Very shocking)

Haruhi Natural Type:

You don't care about trivial things like appearance

You're tight with money

You get along with guys well

You're blunt about everything

You're an excellent cook.

You have a hard time understanding love

Your birthday is February 4th

People feel like they can open up and talk to you easily

Total: 5 (Cool! I like Haruhi. She's cool.)

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff. But that's okay, you never returned the shirt you borrowed from them either.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will tell off the crowd that left you and tell you that you're to good for them anyways

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one holding your hair as you throw up into the toliet. After this, you won't get drunk again. Tough love, baby

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this! :p -.- ;)

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

15 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart...

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

YOU KNOW YOUR AN AUTHOR IF...

you talk to yourself alot. (alot meaning all the time...)

you talk to yourself about talking to yourself

when you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else

after uttering a profound piece of wisdom, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "wow,this stuff is awesome for sugar highs..."

you live off of sugar and caffeine. (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

you'll check your e-mail every day of the week then disapear of the face of the earth.

when replying to a e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it

you tend to collect bic stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

no matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper

the letters on your keyboard are wearing off

your freinds and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome

people think you have A.D.D.

you think it would be cool to have A.D.D.

you constantly start talking in third person,past or present tense

you start thinking about making lists like this and start giggiling for no 'apparent' reason

your freinds stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago

and FINALLY, the one way to tell if you are a good writer: you failed english 101

(copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the description) *I fit almost EVERY ONE of these XD yay me!*

To you that have read my ever-growing profile, WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THAT TIME?! AND WHY DID YOU WASTE IT ON READING THIS?!?!

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