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Yo, I'm UltimateOtakuGirl100 (formerly known as PokePowerGirl100). Yeah, I know, you probably figured that out by now, but, I might as well put it down anyway, right, in case some of you didn't (and because I just like hearing myself talk :D).
So, yeah. Lots of authors post some personal info here, so I guess I'll do that too!
Real Name: Gabi
Gender: Girl (I would hope that would be obvious, considering my username...)
Usernames I Use on Websites in Order of Frequency: PokePowerGirl100 (too many to recount), UltimateOtakuGirl100 (here and YouTube, and probably other places I can't remember), DBZrocksgirl100 (YouTube and possibly a few other places), AishaGirl100 (Elsword)
Semi-Brief Description: I'm kind of small for my age, but not so small that I'm constantly the smallest in my classes or anything; so I guess I'm more between medium-small height. I'm relatively skinny 'cuz sometimes I forget to eat for a few hours when I'm playing video games or on the computer, but when I'm really hungry then I'll notice, so yeah; it's not like I've got some funny eating disorder or something like all those girls who puke up their food. I am a brunette with natural deep blonde highlights in my hair every so often. My eyes are blue, sort of; for some reason, my eye color changes between ultra-pale-blue, medium blue with green streaks, and dark blue with green and hazel streaks everywhere. It changes between these colors when my mood changes. I have no idea why, it just does. I've got no real explanation. My hair is mostly straight, but the ends get wavy sometimes.
Favorite Food: Spabarmasan (spaghetti, butter, and Parmesan)
Least Favorite Food: Tomatoes, spinach, etc etc...
What I Do in my Spare Time: Watch TV, play video games, draw anime, occasionally do sports like soccer, go on the computer, fantasize about fictional characters, and other stuff like that. :D
Stuff That I Hate To Do: Schoolwork, chores, get off the TV, stop playing video games, get kicked off the computer, be forced not to daydream, and so on.
Personality: If I don't know you very well, then I'm pretty much like Kanna from Inuyasha-- completely void of emotion. But if people know me well or provoke me, then I can be really crazy and hyper and have a killer temper and a slight violent streak. :P I'm usually sort of a tomboy, but I can also be really girly sometimes. Basically, you don't want to get on my bad side.
Favorite Anime and/or Manga: Inuyasha, Pokemon, Dragon Ball Z (NOT DBZ Kai, the voices are crappy and the words are less exciting and intense. In my opinion and also as far as I'm concerned, Dragon Ball Z Kai is a spin-off of the hard-core awesomeness of the original), Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicles, Shugo Chara (yes, I watched the SUB, not the dub, although I'm not sure if there even is a dub... But anyway, in English, its name would be something along the lines of "My Guardian Character"), Hetalia, Princess Tutu, Spirited Away, Kami-sama Kiss, Sgt. Frog, Mew Mew Power/Tokyo Mew Mew (don't really care which title it is, it's still the same show), Fairy Tail, and probably lots of others I can't think of at the moment.
Favorite Video Games: Okay, before I say anything else I'm gonna go right out and say, I absolutely ADORE video games, and any boy who thinks that girls don't "got game" will have to put up with ME. *Glares* Any objections? *Silence* Good. XD Anyway, some that I can think of at the moment include The Legend of Zelda, Sonic the Hedgehog, Mario (mostly Super Mario Galaxy games and Mario Kart games), Pokemon (it is both an anime and a game), Harvest Moon, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and... wow, now that I think about it, almost all the games that I like are in those categories... *sweatdrop* Yep, that's pretty much it. Oh, and I also recently started playing Dragon Quest 9, which is awesome (I'm addicted to it! Sailing through!) and it has the same art as DB/Z/GT because it's the same person for the art in both. I haven't played any other DQ games, but maybe I'll try it at some point?
Theme Song: Triple Baka by Miku Hatsune. Seriously, these are the lyrics in English:
This'll make your heart go bang-boom-boom!
Before I realize I'm in front of the monitor, I say good morning
I hadn't known how sleepy I'd become
I was busy, but, something inviting approached,
And these words lured me in
"You really are stupid."
"I'm seriously hooked!"
I'm not going to make it
In this hopeless moment
Instead of coming up with a good solution,
I'll just give up!
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
What is it that's motivating you so much?
To the unknown world, take off, bringing hope with you
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
Don't you still have other things to take care of?
Crying, laughing, being angry, leave them to me!
I'll make them into my color!
Creative minds can't be disheartened
That's what they say, but I've already collapsed
"Hey, that's no good!"
Somehow, after I recover, then look,
Inspiration will overflow again, like an hourglass
I've randomly created this
But something is missing
I tried to find it,
But I was too exhausted!
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
After waiting for you so eagerly, it was mean to neglect me
(It's too bad)
If I truly try harder, I'll become happier, won't I?
Only for you
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
Obligations and duties, just forget them all
Singing, dancing, drawing, words, I'll send them out
For my sake
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (So on and so forth for a really long time)
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
What is it that's motivating you so much?
To the unknown world, take off, bringing hope with you
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
Don't you still have other things to take care of?
Crying, laughing, being angry, leave them to me!
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
After waiting for you so eagerly, it was mean to neglect me
(It's too bad)
If I truly try harder, I'll become happier, won't I?
Only for you
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
Obligations and duties, just forget them all
Singing, dancing, drawing, words, I'll send them out
I'll make them into your colooooooooor
ROFL. Okay, in case you didn't get it, it's basically talking about how she's so fascinated by the wonderful world of the internet that she falls asleep, and wakes up realizing that she has no life. O_O But she doesn't want to stop playing around online when the internet is so amazing, like an unknown world she has to explore. Miku gets so obsessed that she doesn't have enough time for doing normal things like laughing, crying, or being angry. She's also saying that she has given up on everything else, and is calling herself stupid multiple times because... well, she has no life, and she doesn't care enough to do anything about it... XD Yep. Definitely my theme song.
Fangirl Crushes: Ooooh, where to start...? Oh, boy... let's see... Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist), Link (Legend of Zelda), Sonic (Sonic the Hedgehog), Shadow (Sonic the Hedgehog), Goku (Dragon Ball Z), Trunks (Dragon Ball Z), Gohan (Dragon Ball Z), Inuyasha (Inuyasha), Sesshomaru (Inuyasha), Red (Pokemon), Ash (Pokemon), Natsu (Fairy Tail), Tamaki (Ouran High School Host Club), Kyo (Fruits Basket), Ikuto (Shugo Chara), *head explodes* ...do I really need to continue? 'O_o I mean, seriously... I have a LOT...
IMPORTANT: If you are having a PM conversation with me and don't want to keep on communicating in said chat, then YOU have to stop PMing ME, not the other way around. See, I consider myself to be a very caring and emotion-sensitive person, and out of politeness for other people, I vowed NEVER to just suddenly drop a PM conversation without a word (purposely); so I will just keep replying and replying back to whatever you send, regardless of whether the conversation becomes awkward and just a bunch of "lol"s and smiley faces. So, I'll say this one more time: if you want to stop PMing me, then YOU have to stop the conversation. Thank you.
ALSO IMPORTANT: I will NOT accept requests for Yaoi or BL (male/male gay romances), Yuri or GL (girl/girl gay romances), or lemons (rather not go into that). So don't even bother asking. The answer is NO. However, I am willing to write male/male FRIENDSHIPS or female/female FRIENDSHIPS. Those are fine. Lemons... well, until further notice, I just don't want to write those (I try to keep my writings child-friendly, even though in some stories I have to bump up the ratings to T due to some romantic/light-swear content).
"I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good! Nightmare to you!" - Goku, Dragon Ball Z
Kagome (thinking after Inuyasha tried to kiss her): 'Okay, I am officially freaked. What's going on?! He almost kissed me!'
Inuyasha: "Can we lose some of the violence?" - Inuyasha
Kagome: "Oh, wow! He proposed to her!"
Inuyasha: "He poses a what?" - Inuyasha
Kagome: "I mean, he couldn't be all bad. Let's give him a chance, hear him out.
(Miroku rubs Kagome's rear)
Kagome (running into Inuyasha's arms): "I was wrong! Kill him!" - Inuyasha
"Somehow, without my ever noticing it, it felt so natural, having Kagome near." - Inuyasha, Inuyasha
Inuyasha (while Kagome is hugging him after thinking he's dead): "I'm alive, so stop blubbering."
Kagome (crying): "I'm not blubbering."
Inuyasha: "Alright, then crying."
Kagome: "I'm not crying."
Inuyasha: "You are too."
Kagome: "Am not."
Inuyasha: "Are so."
Inuyasha: "Are so!"
Kagome: "Shut up and sit."
(Inuyasha slams into ground)
Shippo: "Now he's dead." - Inuyasha
James: "I really need sunglasses... Everything's so bright!"
Meowth: "Well, not everything; you're still here, ain't ya?" - Pokémon
Misty: "You and I will be married someday, too..."
Ash (only half-listening): "Hmmmmm..." (what she said sinks in) "WHAAAT?!?!?!" - Pokémon
James: "Leo Burnett and 4Kids are the devil! Leo Burnett!" - Pokémon
Jessie: That boy on the poster looks just like you, James."
James: "He does? I think he looks pathetic."
Meowth: "That's what she meant, James." - Pokémon
"Ah, my old enemy... stairs." -Po, Kung Fu Panda 2
"Good day. I am of your species. Don't close your shop! I will now buy something so expensive, it will make going out of business impossible! Here; take all of my hard-earned money bills!" - Keroro, Sgt. Frog
"Without a fairy, you're not even a real man!" - Mido, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (as much as I hate Mido, this quote is hilarious! lol!)
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Be honored to serve such a leader who loves us.
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ His son...
Then copy and past this on your profile.
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you
Rules for the Random Music of Life!!
Put your music player on shuffle! Don't cheat either!! We'll know if you do... Kukukukukuku...
As each song turns on, write down the title for each scene of life.
Opening Credits: Just Dance by Lady GaGa
Waking Up: Somebody That I Used to Know by Walk Off the Earth
First Day at School: Crazy by Gnarls Barkley (WTF?!)
Falling in Love: I'm Awesome by Spose (...Riiiiiight.)
Prom Night: Brighter Than the Sun by Colbie Calliat
Life: Can't Be Tamed by Miley Cyrus
Fight Song: Miss Independent by Kelly Clarkson
Ninja Song: Kakariko Village (Twilight Princess Theme) by Koji Kondo (...W...T...F.)
Mental Breakdown: She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5 (FINALLY one that actually fits!)
Flashback: I Don't Even Know Your Name by Alan Jackson
Driving: Rock You Like A Hurricane by Scorpions
Falling Asleep: White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin") by "Weird Al" Yankovic (I... I don't even know what to think...)
Dreaming: SOS (Edited) Rihanna
Getting Back Together: Bad Romance by Lady GaGa
Wedding: The Wind Waker Symphonic Movement by Koji Kondo
Birth of Child: Jumpin', Jumpin' by Destiny's Child (...O_o)
Final Battle: L.O.V.E. by Ashlee Simpson
Funeral Song: LoveGame by Lady GaGa
Final Credits: Harder to Breathe by Maroon 5
...I have the weirdest life movie ever.
You are a...
CHILD OF ZEUS
You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides. You are hydrophobic.
That's a majority, but let's see...
CHILD OF POSEIDON
You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobic
CHILD OF HADES
You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be) You write in diary/journal/blog. You feel most active at night.
Ouch. That's more than Poseidon... frightening.
CHILD OF DEMETER
You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. (I really don't know what to think)
CHILD OF ARES
You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight (At school I do). Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something.
...Okay, sort of.
CHILD OF ATHENA
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.
Same as Zeus! Whoa! Am I a hybrid? :O
CHILD OF APOLLO
You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight A's in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.
Wow. Another tie... Let's see if there's one that's got more...
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals. You can shoot targets. You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun.Zoe Nightshade is awesome. You love wild animals. You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.
CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS
You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire.
Sad. Then again, I'm a little wary of Hephaestus, so maybe not...
CHILD OF APHRODITE
Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.
This one really IS sad... Fail...
CHILD OF HERMES
You like pickpocketing your friends(I Like to see when they notice).You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate/argument. You like making witty and sarcastic statements.
GAH! Not again!
CHILD OF DIONYSUS
You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute.. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad.
Yet another fail...
Wha...? So I'm partially Zeus's, Athena's, Apollo's, AND Hermes's? Oookaaaay... weird. Oh, well.
Here is a FanFic I haven't even transferred onto the computer yet, but I think is pretty interesting anyway. This is another Inuyasha FanFic to satisfy my love of all things Inu!!!! XD Tell me what you think!!! Now, here's the preview for "Angel in the Shadows"!!!!!!! :3
Angel in the Shadows
Kagome is an angel. Not a human's idea of an angel-- a real angel. Angels are beings who died with a nearly perfect record, and go through time informing the humans of the mistakes they have made and, once they become professionals, correcting the mistakes of humans when they die. But when the authorities tell her that her final test to become a true angel is to erase the life and existence of half-demon Inuyasha, she must make the hardest decision of her life-- between doing something unforgivable and facing certain destruction, or going through her existence for all of eternity in happiness yet destroying the half-demon who has stolen her heart.
Main Protagonists: Kagome, Inuyasha
Well? Interesting? Yes? Maybe? No? PM me and tell me!!!!
I'm thinking about writing another Inuyasha FanFic... but I have no idea how it would work to make, since it's still just an idea... TT_TT I'm not sure if this would be the title, either... but, here we go, here's the preview for "A Rip in Dimensions" (PS, a hundred thanks to Sakura Tsubari for the name improvement!!!!!!!!!!)
A Rip in Dimensions
Mikauri is an ordinary girl living an ordinary life. She seems like a very serious and realistic girl on the outside, but on the inside, all she really wants is something out of the ordinary; something exciting and impossible. Kagome is a not-so-ordinary girl, living a completely incredible and definitely out-of-the-ordinary life; going back 500 years in the past, falling in love with a half-demon, finding out that she was a priestess' reincarnation... she doesn't regret anything that's happened, but sometimes she wishes she could relive the quality of life she used to have: normal and peaceful. The two of them, complete opposites living in two different dimensions, will have their wishes wishes granted in a way that neither could ever suspect-- during a mishap with Naraku, a tear in time and space is opened-- and the two girls come crashing into it. What will become of these... how we say... switched situations?
Main Protagonists: Kagome, Inuyasha, Mikauri
Ok, so yes, I used that OC name before (in my first FanFic, Promises... I just like that name, I dunno why) but hey, I tried. So, what do you readers think? Does it sound alright? PM me and tell me, ok? I really appreciate the feedback!!!!!
Okayyyy, and here's another I'm thinking about writing. The inspiration for it came from a book I'd just finished reading, called "A Kiss in Time", by Alex Flinn. It was reeeaaaally good (I totally recommend it), and it is a Sleeping Beauty-type story. It is ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!!!!!!! Okay, I'll stop blabbing and actually give you the summary.
A Kiss in Time
All Inuyasha was looking for the day he ditched his tour group with his best friend was a little adventure. But finding a forgotten town coma-induced town with a hot girl asleep inside it was definitely not what he had in mind. He kind of... well, he kissed her. Now he's stuck with a bratty, stuck-up, and spoiled Princess Kagome, who has been asleep for nearly three hundred years, and who's father is absolutely furious for her "bringing their kingdom to ruin". Can they fall in love before the one who placed the curse on her in the first place, Naraku, returns and steals her soul away?
Main Protagonists: Inuyasha, Kagome
So, what do you think? Does it sound ok? PM me and tell me what you think!!!!
Ok, I'm starting to write an Inuyasha FanFic. Alright, now I'll give you a sneak peek for "Promises"!
Naraku's back, and with a new, all-out battle strategy. A couple of new faces in the Sacred Jewel Shards hunt. Wait, what's this about Mikauri being the reincarnation of Midoriko... and how does she know about Kagome's time? Can Puro be trusted? Kagome is heartbroken, lonely, and so much more. Now she's more than vulnerable to whatever Naraku has planned. Inuyasha has to come to a decision, and quick- Kagome, or Kikyo? Why the sudden increase in demons after the Sacred Jewel Shards? And why do they all seem to know- and target- Kagome? There has got to be something up. Something strange is going on... and Inuyasha is determined to figure out what. But will his curiosity lead Kagome into danger? Well, one thing is for sure... Promises, repeated a hundred times or unspoken, are things that are meant to be kept... and they're something worth fighting for.
Main Protagonists: Kagome, Inuyasha, Mikauri, Puro
Do you like it? Yeah, I like things such as summaries to be cliffhangers like that and leaving everyone confused, just to get you excited for the story. Yeah, I'm so cruel :) But, anyway, that's a story I'm working on right now. Although, I will give you a little info on the new characters just to interest you, along with some that I'm just thinking about adding to it:
Mikauri is a mysterious girl who is adorably cute and, depending on your point of view, strikingly beautiful, but rarely speaks and never smiles due to an accident a while back. And her name is my own personal variation of "Miko no umarikawri", which means "reincarnated priestess" in Japanese! How does she know so much about Inuyasha and the gang? Is she really Midoriko's reincarnation? I won't tell you! You have to find out yourself :) Anyway, I got the idea for her by watching Kanna in the episodes, and was overcome with a feeling of melancholy when I thought about how much I'd like her if she was a good guy. Then it hit me- I could make a Kanna-based character in this FanFiction! The reason why I'm telling you this is because, while you read about her, compare and contrast with Kanna. Hopefully, you'll see the resemblance. This is just a character-in-progress; all the details about her haven't been sorted out yet. So, I don't know all the details of her looks yet, just that she'll look like a cross between Midoriko, Shiori (you know, that half-demon girl? Whose mom was a villager and whose father was some sort of vampire-bat demon or something?), and Kanna, minus the mirror that Kanna has, minus the dark skin of Shiori, and some Kagome-like qualities. I'll just decide as I go along. BTW, she's probably around 10-12 years old.
Puro is like an alternate version of Inuyasha. (Okay, I'll give away the big secret: Mikauri, Puro, and the others I'm considering including are all like alternate versions of the Sacred Jewel/Shikon Jewel Hunters gang.) His name is my personal variation of "Aisuru purotekutā", which means "loving protector" in Japanese. He has the same sharp nails/claws as Inuyasha, same ferocious fangs that he bares in battle, same piercing stare, same habit to climb a tree when he's upset (or even just for fun), same cute ears on his head, same haori (is that what it's called? I don't know, but, you know, his fire-rat robe! Anyway, there's only a few things different about it, of which I have yet to decide), same over-protectiveness, same jealousy problem, same moody attitude (only not as long-lasting and frequently-appearing as Inuyasha's, though), similar ancestry, and even a similar, if not identical, sword. As for the ancestry, they share a common grandfather, and Puro's mother is a human (although Inuyasha and him are blood-related, they're from different um, how would you say... uh... packs? Or maybe it's tribes! I don't know, but hopefully you get it. Therefore, in dog demon/youkai terms, they are NOT COUSINS. I'll get into that in my story. Oh, and the reason I keep on putting things like "Sacred Jewel/Shikon Jewel is because although I watched the series, I know that in the manga that they use the Japanese terms. And I HONESTLY DON'T CARE IF I SPELLED YOUKAI WRONG, SO DON'T BOTHER TELLING ME!!!!!! Okay? Okay. I'm done). As for the things that are different, the eyes and possibly a slight change in hair color, and probably some others, but the differences I'm not sure of specifically. Like I said, I'll just decide as I go along.
And now for the POSSIBLE new characters that I MIGHT include.
Shinyu is the alternate Sango, in all her demon slayer glory. Shinyu is my own variation of "Shin'yū", which means "best friend" in Japanese. Shinyu isn't an OFFICIAL demon slayer, unlike Sango, but she should be, because she has the skills. The reason why she isn't is because, one, she's not as well-known, two, she has never gotten her certificate (I'll explain in the story, if, and I said IF, I decide to include her... when the time comes, I'll post a poll to decide if I should include all the alternates, or just a few, or none, but either way, it'll be my final decision that will count, although the votes will help me decide), and three, she rarely accepts pay, unless it's a good deal, like a Sacred Jewel Shard for defeating, say, 20 demons. She will probably look like a cross between Sango and Yura of the Demon Hair (I've always thought she was cool, and that it's a shame that there's always so many cute female enemies... such as Yura... and Kanna... and Kagura... yeah, you get the picture). That said, she will have the A-line haircut that Yura has, the ribbon in her hair that Yura has except dark blue, a cross between Yura and Sango's outfit (the Kimono that Sango wears when not in uniform except with different colors. The colors on top are light baby blue with dark blue shapes that I don't know what to call, the bottom part that looks like a skirt is a super dark purplish-violet, the hem same as top, the tights that peek out from underneath same as Sango; dark gray, sandals identical. And the belt Yura has is wrapped around the waist of the Kimono instead of whatever it is that is probably attached to the Kimono except with no design, and instead the same color of the tights; dark gray. She has a similar samurai-like sword that Yura has. She doesn't have Hiraikotsu (hey, that would make it waaaayy to obvious that they're different versions of eachother!) although her sword (that will probably have a special name too, just like Hiraikotsu and Tetsuseiga have... Speaking of, does anyone know what the names mean? If someone could tell me, I'd appreciate it!) although it has the ability to "absorb" (or whatever it is that Hiraikotsu does) demon energy.
Yushei is the alternate Miroku. His name is a variation of "Yūshi", which means (I know, not very creative, but I tried "perverted monk" and I couldn't make up a good variation for the Japanese version of that, although I tried) "brave man", seeing as Miroku is brave for living with his curse for so long (sniff... poor Miroku). He's a PRIEST, not a monk, although they are very similar. He is a cross between Muso (you know, the demon with Onigumo's heart that was an offshoot of Naraku?) and Miroku. His hair is long like Muso, and he has a staff uncannily similar to Miroku's. The rest I'm still myself unsure of.
Kodo is the new Shippo! (lol, I've always wanted to say that ;D) His name is my own variation of "Kodomo no senshi", which means "child warrior". He is a cross between Shippo (well, dur) and that little Lynx guy that Inuyasha meets during his training with Totosai. (I forgot his name!) The details about him still haven't been sorted out.
Neko is the daughter of Kirara, although right after giving birth to her, Kirara had to team up to fight with Midoriko for what would be the last time, and after watching Midoriko die and fleeing, being unable to find her baby. Kirara never saw her poor kitten again-- until now. Her name is my variation of "Bushi Neko", meaning "Warrior Cat". She is like the Kirara look-alike in one of the Inuyasha episodes; instead of the red stripes, there are black stripes. She is also considerably smaller than Kirara, and has an adorable red bow on one of her ears (think of Hello Kitty's bow, except more cool and on a mini Kirara and that's basically Neko).
I'll do the rest later, because I need to do other things right now! :)
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me! "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. Have a heart.
How to tell the difference between real and fake friends:
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. (Glares at friends... This is why I usually bring so much food to school, I usually end up giving some of it to you guys anyway...)
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. (That's odd... none of MY friends do that.)
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Man, that was fun. Let's do it again!" (And I would reply, "Yeah... Sure... As soon as I get those shackles off your legs.")
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the sorry butt of whatever made you cry. (My Best-ie definitely falls into that category.)
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours. (Um. *Glances at friends nervously, they glare irritably back* ...Yeah... I do that... And my friends 'aint happy 'bout it, either...)
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. (That's actually a good idea.)
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds sorry butt that left you. (Again, Best-ie would probably do things along those lines. You go, girl!)
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” (If real friends do that... Okay, then...)
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. (Oh, yeah!)
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! (Sure.)
FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. (Come on over, peeps... The party is just gettin' started!)
FAKE FRIENDS: Point out all the mistakes you're making.
REAL FRIENDS: Will watch you and let you pretend you know what you're doing. (I wonder if that's why I got most of my math problems wrong on my homework that one night...)
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it (Come on, you know you want to!)
Normal people: Don't believe in demons, there's no way they exist.
Inuyasha Fans: Believe in them because they are in human form like Sexy Sesshomaru-sama!
Normal people: Don't believe in time travel.
Inuyasha Fans: Shove those people down the bone eaters well.
Normal people: Throw away a rusty old sword.
Inuyasha Fans: Keep it! It could be Tetsusaiga! (Then Inuyasha'll come and get it)
Normal people: Wouldn't take the risk if it meant endangering themselves.
Inuyasha Fans: Go for it! Inuyasha'll protect us! (Or Sesshomaru if you're a friend of Rin)
Normal people: Don't care about the moon.
Inuyasha Fans: Obsess over the moon. It's Inuyasha's time of the month (Well that sounded wrong :P )
Normal people: Think animal parts on humans are freaky.
Inuyasha Fans: Love animalistic features! Ears for Inuyasha! Tails for Sesshomaru and Koga! Fangs for all and claws for all! And Fox feet for Shippo-chan!
Normal people: Call Inuyasha a childish cartoon.
Inuyasha Fans: Instantly duck and cover as the demons take revenge... then join in. Or Even better, become assassins for those who dare to call it a cartoon!
Normal people: Don't realize what the drop in temperature means.
Inuyasha Fans: Know that Kikyo (the slut!!!) is lurking about eating souls of innocent women. (Zombie woman! Run for your lives! AHHHH!)
Normal people: Say that money is power.
Inuyasha Fans: Wave the Sacred jewel around and wish for more than that. (Maybe a boy character or two...)
Normal people: Hit the person who just groped them and think they are sick.
Inuyasha Fans: Know that it's only Miroku's incarnation or one of his lectures decendants... (Then hit them anyway)
Normal people: Don't think a boomarang could be a weapon.
Inuyasha Fans: Introduce the none believers to Sango in a rage.
Normal people: Think long haired boys are girly.
Inuyasha Fans: Wouldn't ever cut a teenager boy's hair if he looked like one of the hotties!
Normal people: Wouldn't know why the wind suddenly blew them over.
Inuyasha Fans: Know it's Kagura having a hissy fit when someone flirts with Sesshomaru.
Normal people: Would suddenly find themselves knocked out when they flirted with Kagome.
Inuyasha Fans: Would know better and would stay away from 'The hanyou's girl' on pain of death and a lot of Inuyasha beatings for being too close to his koishii.
Normal people: Wouldn't copy and past this because they wouldn't know what the heck this was about because they are NORMAL!!
Inuyasha Fans: Would instantly copy and past this to show the world how proud they are to be Inuyasha fans and would recommend it to all their friends! We Love it!
Anyway, if you would like to join the awesome religion which is Inuyashism, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! Followers: purduepup, nightfalcon222, Daichilover, xbeautyxxisxxlifex, GoldenRose88, Kagome39, UltimateOtakuGirl100.
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
Hahaha. This is awesome XD
Write down your twelve favorite characters and then answer the questions below.
1. Inuyasha (Inuyasha)
2. Link (The Legend of Zelda)
3. Rin (Inuyasha)
4. Kagome (Inuyasha)
5. Sesshomaru (Inuyasha)
6. Tetra (The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker and The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass)
7. Aryll (The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker)
8. Midna (The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess)
9. Zelda (The Legend of Zelda)
10. Ikuto (Shugo Chara)
11. Medli (The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker)
12. Amu (Shugo Chara)
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
NO. And I never plan to.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Um... she's pretty... but I'm not gay, so...
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
That's not even possible.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Um, YEAH. About a thousand.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Heck yeah! I've even written fanfictions pairing them together!
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Sesshomaru/Zelda, definitely. A little weird, though.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Run out of room as fast as possble. And tell on her brother, too, probably.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
When Rin gets lost in the Forest of Dreams, she is transported to the future. 500 years later, Ikuto finds her in suspended animation. But what happens when he falls in love with her?
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Um... no. I checked. Although that WOULD make an interesting fanfiction...
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Friends, Separated By Time
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
...I have no words.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I don't know...
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
No, but I do! :3
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Ummm... maybe. Depends.
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
...I don't think he would scream anything. He's kinda... silent, I guess.
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Ghost, by Indigo Girls, I guess.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: Completely random.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Ew. I have no idea.
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
"Hehe, they're meant for eachother! Don't they say opposites attract?"
20) How emo is Seven?
She is, like, the least emo of all of them. 0%.
21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two?
Kags: He's hot, and not a player!
Inu: Hey, wench! You know I love you more!
Link: ...Um, can I please have a say in this?
22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing?
EXACTLY THE SAME. ...Aside from the hair.
23) What would a One/Two baby look like?
Uhhhhhhh... I don't know.
24) What is Five's ultimate weakness?
25) Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers?
Hm, either would be fine, but... LOVERS!
You know that girl? The one who's always reading?
You know that girl? The one who you roll your eyes at?
You know that girl? The one with more books than friends?
You know that girl? The one who you talk about behind her back?
You know that girl? The one who doesn't have a boyfriend?
You know that girl? The one who can never start a good conversation?
You know that girl? The one that you think is so lame?
Yeah, that girl. The one who reads to escape.
Yeah, that girl. The one who's seen you laugh and roll your eyes at her.
Yeah, that girl. The one who finds more comfort in books than in people.
Yeah, that girl. The one who knows the rumors about her.
Yeah, that girl. The one who thinks fawning over boys who will never notice her is stupid.
Yeah, that girl. The one who feels uncomfortable talking to you because she knows your opinion of her.
Yeah, that girl. The one who never fits in.
Well, that girl has dreams. Big dreams. Some day she will live those dreams. What she doesn't have in popularity and 'coolness', she makes up in determination. Some day, her name will be remembered by everyone while yours will be forgotten. Some day, she will come out of her cocoon as a beautiful butterfly, while you're just an annoying fly.
You know that girl? Yeah, that's me.
by ColdnessOfLoveIf you think that you're That Girl, Copy and Paste this into your profile!
I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to care, to protect others
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up
by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this
I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl who people look through when I say something.
I am the girl who spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl who people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl who doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl who has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. If this sounds like you Copy and Paste this on your profile
Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls (This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worthwhile.
8. Because they are always warm even when it’s minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "let’s not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitably consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?"
NO JOKE!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!! The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls?" After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE
What A Boyfriend Should Do:
When she walks away mad...
When she stares at your mouth...
When she pushes you or hits you...
Grab her and don't let go.
When she's quiet...
Ask her what's wrong.
When she ignores you...
Give her you FULL attention.
When she pulls away...
Pull her back.
When you see her at her worse...
Tell her she is beautiful.
When you see her start to cry...
Just hold her and don't say a word.
When you see her walking...
Sneak up from behind and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared...
When she lays her head on your shoulder...
Tilt her head up and kiss her.
When she steals your favorite hat...
Let her keep it and sleep with it for the night.
When she teases you...
Tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesn't answer you for a long time...
Reasure her that everything is alright.
When she looks at you with doubt..
Back yourself up.
When she says that she likes you...
She really does...more than you understand.
When she grabs at your hand...
Hold hers and play with her fingers.
When she bumbs into you..
Bump her back and make her laugh.
When she tells you a secret...
Keep it safe and untold.
When she looks into your eyes...
Don't look away until she does.
When she misses you...
She's hurting inside.
When you break her heart...
The pain NEVER really goes away.
When she says 'it's over'...
She still wants you to be hers.
When she re-posts this bullentin...
She WANTS you to read it.
Stay on the phone with her...
Even if she's not saying anything.
When she's mad...
Hug her tight and don't let go.
When she says she okay...
Don't believe her and talk about it because 10 years from know...
she will remember you.
Call her at 12:00...
Just to tell her you love her.
Call her before you sleep and...
after you wake up.
Treat her like...
she's ALL that matters to you.
and let her tease you back.
Stay up with her all night when she's sick and watch her favorite TV show or movie with her...
even if you think it is stupid.
Give her the world...
and let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and alone...
Hang out with her.
Let her know how important she is to you...
and kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up to you crying the first thing you say is...
"Who's a* am I kicking, babe?"
If you post this in the next four minutes...
The one you love will:
Things my mother taught me:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!
"Sheesh... what's with that violent woman?!" (ROFL. The book nearest to me was FMA manga volume 3.)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My dad making cake in the kitchen...
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Going to church.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
I was fangirling over pictures of Edward Elric in military uniform :3
9. What are you wearing?
Ooooh, let's see if you can guess what's going on here after this... a lime green dress that goes down to my knees with a green smiley face, a green blouse, green flower earrings, green makeup... have ya guessed it? IT'S ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
10. Did you dream last night?
11. When did you last laugh?
A few minutes ago when I was looking at pics of Edward with my sibs and accidentally called Ed 'so freaking cute and tiny'. :P Then we were joking about him coming out of the computer and murdering me.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
An Olympics poster that we STILL haven't taken down, WTF?!
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yep. A parody of FMA...
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Well, it's a distraction!
15. What is the last film you saw?
Hmm... I guess Mulan?
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Hmm... some epic money-making company so that I would keep increasing all that money, and buy whatever the frick I want anytime!!!
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
In Brotherhood, my first impression was as follows: "HOLY CRAP THEY MADE ALPHONSE A GIRL?!?!?!?!?!"
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make the impossible things in fandom come true :P (I might make Edward Elric real)
19. Do you like to dance?
Ummm... I like to do the Harlem Shake, does that count?
I'm assuming you want my opinion? Well, politics isn't really my thing, but... I don't really like him too much. That's just me, though.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Er... I don't really know, but... um... maybe Crystal? '.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Link or Edward!!! :P
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
I dunno... maybe something like, "What did I do in the pre-mortal life to get stuck with the DEVIL as my SISTER?!?!?!?!"
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VIRUS DETECTED: FANGIRL-NESS OF ANIME AND GAMING
Be the kind of women that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says... "Oh crap, she's up!"
Best friends are aware of how stupid you are, but still choose to be seen in public with you.
Most learn by observation. Some learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually touch the fire to see if it is hot.
We're not retreating! We're advancing in another direction!
Forgive your enemies... Nothing annoys them so much!
If "Plan A" didn't work, the alphabet has twenty-five more letters so stay cool. Once you get to "Plan Z" and it's still not working, then you can panic.
He who talks by the yard and thinks by the inch deserves to be kicked by the foot.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Speaking in front of a crowd is the number one fear for an average person. Number two is death. That means if you have to be at a funeral, you'd rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep... not screaming, like the passengers in his car!
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Women inherit the Earth!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It’s just weird when you lose.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Its always in the last place you look... Of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after you found it?
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
ANOTHER zombie apocalypse video game? Pssh. Copy this into your profile if you think that the undead scenario is WAY cliche.
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "Pikachu, I choose you!"
I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's.
A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.
When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.
Guns don't kill people. People kill people.
If guns don't kill people, then can I blame all my misspells on my pencil?
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a Best Friend will be sitting next to you saying "Let's do it again!"
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.
I used all my sick days so I called in dead.
You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.
The extinction of the dinosoars was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!
Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Oh, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil.
If you're going to be two-faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty!
Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity...
Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?
Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.
WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus
If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!
I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.
WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer!
Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
Welcome to the internet! Pants optional.
The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!
If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.
Mental Hospital Phone Menu:
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up, our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
Why America has some issues (One thing that America DIDN'T screw up-this list)
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
S.C.H.O.O.L.: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives!
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks
"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something." - Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team
Crazy is a relative term in my family!
Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.
"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life." --Tommy Lasorda
No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go
"Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? You guessed it. Guess what's next? You guessed it..."
Guys should be like lattes-rich, strong, and hot
I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard
Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.
Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Why are the Force and duct tape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.
Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon
Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.
You have to have darkness for a dawn to come.
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
Tell the truth and run.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Music is love in search of word.
It's a fusion of Jazz and funk-is called 'Junk'!
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"
Assassination is an extreme form of censorship
The sun has set, the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison!!
Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them
Don’t mess with me I've got a stick
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
Let me know if anything I say offends you-- I might wanna offend you later.
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
Darth Vader-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Luke Skywalker-Nah, the rebels have cake.
Darth Vader-ooh! Can I be a rebel?!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
BOLD WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU.
No, spellcheck, that's my name, not a misspelling...
Trying not to cough when you're in a room full of silent people
-SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "DUDE?!?!?!?!?!"
I forgot your name, so I'm waiting for somebody to say it...
-Calls name- "Yes, Mom..." -no answer- "YES!" -no answer- Screw that, I'm not getting up...
I hate when you have a perfect day, but then one thing ruins it all
Letting the phone ring so the person doesn't think you're ignoring them...
Just because my best friend isn't my gender doesn't mean we like each other!
Acting like you can't hear someone when you have headphones on
Thank you music, for being there when no one else was...
I hate it when people flirt with the person I like
Hersheys, Jolly Ranchers, and every other candy you can think of
I studied it like, 3 minutes ago, how did I forget the answer?
Switching tabs when someone's watching you on the computer
I actually text "uhhhhh..." or "hmmm..." when I'm thinking of something to say
I hate when you wake up when the best part of the dream is about to happen!
The one person you see EVERYWHERE...but don't know their name
Actually, your wrong. The bell DOES dismiss us. Sorry.
I hate hearing my voice after being recorded. It's so awkward!
Medicine heals the body. Music heals the soul.
Ooooooooh, That sounds a bit harsh, I better put "lol" on the end of it
Whenever I see someone check the time, I check too
"Must be 3-7 sentences" Yeah, I'm only writing 3...
Whenever I can't find something, it just magically appears when my mom looks
Doing something weird, then noticing someone watching you
"Can I cut you?" -- "No, but you can back cut me."
Every year, I realize how stupid I was the year before
Meeting new people who you instantly get along with
Walking with your friend and randomly pushing them into someone/something
The doctor said I had multiple personalities...but we don't believe her
I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify". I wrote "A Doctor"... What's my mother going to do?!
If you could read my mind, you would need therapy.
WOW! Did you see the size of them muffins on New Moon? they were HUGE! I want one!
"YES, WE'RE FINALLY LEAVING!"--"Oh no, Mom ran into a friend..."
"Haha, that was funny... -friend says something-...You killed it."
I bought a bag of chips, not half a bag of air!
Hi, I wasted a very long time liking you
They say HATE is a strong word, but they throw around LOVE like it's nothing
When you make NO sense at all, but your best friend completely understands
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feeling...
If the sour patch dude cut off my hair, I would throw him across the room
Why do we have to be quiet during a fire drill? Will the fire hear us?
"PUT THE PHONE AWAY!" Chill, it's a phone, not a gun...
The instant heart attack you get when you slip, but don't fall over
Me and my friend laugh, stop, stare at each other, then laugh again!!
I hate that feeling when I get so aggravated, I feel like crying
Of course I flinched! You almost punched me in the face!!
Oh great, now that song's stuck in my head and I only know one line...
Struggling so hard to open something, then spotting the "tear here" sign
Turning the music up so loud in your headphones, you're in another world
Wait, are you talking to me? I just blanked out.
I LUV THE WEEKEND, MUSIC, SUMMER & SLEEP
I hate waking up during a good dream and it won't come back!
I HATE MONDAYS!!
Back in 1st grade where putting your head down was a punishment
Teacher: "Put your earphones away." Me: "What? Sorry, I can't hear you!"
Yes, I am aware we look stupid, but at least we're having fun...unlike you.
When you drink water with mint gum in your mouth and it seems colder :)
Getting comfortable on the couch, then seeing the remote is one the other side
Putting on a fake smile, so you don't have to explain why your unhappy
I Hate when My Best Friend Isn't at School
Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?!
Forgetting what you were going to do a second ago
When someone says "Guess what?", I never guess, I just say "What?"
"The dude with the dreads and the Northface." -- "You just described half the school."
Mon ]; - Tues :(- Wed :/ Thurs :) Fri :D Sat (. )\m/ - Sun (-_-)
Saying "Nobody saw that." when you do something stupid
You think dance isn't a sport, I'd like to see you try it
"Oh my you've grown." Well, yes...that tends to happen...
DUDE! We got the exact same answers, how did you get a higher grade?
It's funny how fast you wake up when you realize you've overslept
Sub: "Does your normal teacher let you do this?" Students: "Yes..."
"Your parents are nice." "You should see them when you're not here..."
Reading something over and over again and not being able to process it
Reading texts half asleep...and it's like looking into the sun
Moving slowly at night hoping your parents don't hear you...
After every good movie trailer I lean over and say "I wanna see that."
"Just go ask!!" "Okay, can you come with me??"
I WANNA PLAY A MASSIVE HIDE&SEEK GAME IN MY SCHOOL AT MIDNIGHT :D
"Is there gonna be food?" "Yeah..." "Okay, then I'm coming."
That plan worked sooooooo much better in my head
"GET UP." "I AM UP." -goes back to sleep-
I hate when you zone out and accidentally stare at someone
Re-discovering music you used to love
The feeling you get when the bell rings on the last day of school
Not remembering whether it happened in a dream or real life
"Can I see your phone?" "...Hang on." -deletes messages-
Taking a test and thinking "A,D,C,B,C,C,C,C...That CAN'T be right."
1st day of school: I'm so excited! 1 week later: When are the holidays?
I hate when your super excited about something and everything goes wrong
If the schools on fire, I'm running, not walking. Just so you know
"-Text sending- NOO WRONG PERSON, CANCEL!! Too late :(
Thinking someone's ignoring you...then you realize you forgot to write back
All the snow made me realize how much I love summer
When a teacher calls on you thinking you weren't listening and you OWN them
When a teacher disses a student and the class goes "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
The feeling you get when you wake up on the first day of summer
I use my phone as a flashlight and hit random buttons to keep it lit
"Hey, did you do the homework?" "WAIT, WE HAD HOMEWORK?!"
Your in a good mood, one little thing happens, and BAM...bad mood
HURRY UP AND PASS OUT THE TEST BEFORE I FORGET EVERYTHING!!!!!
When my teacher says "Study.", I say "NO HOMEWORK!!"
"Is there something you would like to share with the class?" No, that's why I'm whispering...
"Did you read?" "No. You?" "No." "Please clear your desks..." WE'RE SCREWED
I stare off into space and realize I'm staring at some random person...awkward...
5% battery left and you run like a ninja to get your charger!
Telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like their gonna fall
There is at least one person I can never stay mad at no matter how hard I try
It FEELS like 20 minutes have gone by in class. It's ONLY been 2.
When you walk in late and everyone stares at you
I hate when I'm expecting a text, my phone vibrates, and it's someone else
"Thank you, Captain Obvious." "You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm"
When I'm the only one awake at night and I hear a noise...I completely freeze
I Wish I Could Record My Dreams And Watch Them Later
If there's a fire at school, who's actually gonna stay quiet and walk? (we ALL agree on this...)
I Love The Kid That Makes The Classroom Fun By Arguing With The Teacher
Mom/Dad we're in public...don't...don't do that...
I Wish Some Of My Dreams We're Real
Pulling gum out in school is like pulling out crack at a rehab center
It Takes Skill to Trip Over Flat Surfaces
I didn't fall, I attacked the floor...
"Go to your room." "Oh, you mean the place with my Laptop, iPod, Cell, and T.V? Okay."
Okay, so I kinda, sorta, MAYBE like you more than I originally planned
If that one little thing had/hadn't happened, things would be so different now
Hey, headphone, wanna NOT fall outta my ear?
"Sit down, class isn't over yet!" -bell rings- Haha, screw you
When I was little, you were the bomb if your shoes lit up
"Mom, I don't need a jacket." "Holy crap it's cold out."
Hate when I get in trouble and my parents tell the ENTIRE FAMILY!!
"We're watching a video today." YES!! "Here's your answer sheet." UGH.
I love when I find money I forgot about!!
"Can I copy your homework?" "Yeah, but I don't know if their right." "I don't care."
That 1 song in your iPod that plays real loud and scares the crap out of you
I always wonder what your thinking when you stare at me...
Teachers call it "the bathroom", we call it "I'm bored, I'm leaving"
I wish my friends houses were connected to mine via secret tunnel
WHERE IS MY...oh, never mind, it's in my hand
Please don't pick me, please don't pick me, please don't pick...aww crap
Thinking Of Everything You've Done When Your Parents Say "Come Here Now!"
Paper beats rock? Okay, I'll throw a rock at you and you'll defend yourself with paper
"Hey can I have a sip?" "Sure." -GLUG GLUG GLUG- "Dude, what the heck?"
Being obnoxious with your friends and not caring what others think
I make plans THEN ask my parents
I don't care if there's a fridge full of food, THERE'S NOTHING TO EAT!!
"I hate you." "Awww, I love you too."
Anyone notice that "studying" is like "student" and "dying" put together?
I remember when everyone wanted to be the line leader in kindergarten
Randomly smiling when you think of a funny memory
The kid that always yells in the middle of class "OMG IT'S SNOWING!!"
"So what do you wanna do?" "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" "Dude, we've turned into Spongebob and Patrick."
I wish I could just click the "Back" button in real life...sometimes
"Close the door!" -leaves door cracked- "OMG, ALL THE WAY!!"
I don't know, google it
When your busy, everyone LOVES to text you...when your bored...nothing...
We Act Like It's A Secret Drug Deal when Someone's Just Giving Us Gum
"What would happen if there was no music?" "Dude, we'd all have gone psycho."
I Call Gatorades By Their Color, Not Their Name
I hate when teachers give us work over break, it's called break for a reason
I Love Google, It's Like The Brain I Never Got :)
Password Error -types again- Password Error -types again- Password Error "WHAT THE...oh, caps lock is on."
You give one person gum and everyone within 10 miles is your best friend
"I was blown away when I realized OK looked like a sideways person
I was even more blown away when I realized QK looked like a sideways ninja
Laying in bed at night thinking about EVERYTHING
Oh Google, you always seem to know what I mean to spell...
Why can I do it PERFECTLY until I go show someone?
Never Enough Cookie Dough In Cookie Dough Ice Cream!!
"What if Google didn't exist?" "Man we would all be screwed."
I really wanna talk to you, but I get paranoid and think I annoy you
I tell a funny story. No one laughs...IT WAS FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENED OKAY?!
"Can I ask you something?" "Sure." "Oh, never mind..." NOOO TELLL MEEEE!!!!!
FAKING SICK FROM SCHOOL: WE ALL DO IT OR DID IT ;)
Missing someone and wondering if they miss you too
DORA THE BANANA TREE IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU; YOU CALL YOURSELF A EXPLORER?!
Listening to a certain song over and over again :D
Friday, last period, 2 minutes to go til the bell rings...BEST FEELING EVER!! :)
Walking in a room and forgetting why you entered
Saying "Oh!" like you get it...but you have no idea :)
As soon as the headphones are in, I'm in my own little world...
I love it when I find a song that matches my exact mood :)
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my freakin’ soda"
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
Okay, that's it for now.