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Hi my name is Hannah, I love reading,writing,acting and Gymnastics . My faveriote authurs are P.c and Kristen Cast J.k Rowling and L.J Smith. I also realy like Charmed and Supernateral Sams girl all the way although I do like Dean. I love Dean and Prue as a couple because Prue never found the right guy after Andy died. They've both got a lot in commen they're are both really protective of thier family and are both realy stubborn. Anyway I've got two sisters and on brother I'm the oldest so yay to that. I heart Beyonce and Wicked I've never watched it before but Ive got the soundtrack and I'm always listening to it I know it may sound boring it's is really good amd I think it's amazing
Im camp so I must be Gay
Im a teenage mum so I must be a screw up
Im blonde so I must be stupid
Im a virgin so I must be a saint
Friends say cheer up when your down Best friends say get it together or i'll eat your jelly beans.
Friends leave you when the cool people tell you to Best friends say screw you
Friends say you were way better then that guy anyway Best friends go right up to them and prank them.
This is what my Best friends are like just a little insight on the differances between Friends and Best Friends
Couples I like
Couples I hate
95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Beiber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. 5% would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 5%I promise to remember Harry
Each time I see lightning
And I promise to remember Ron
When I see red hair that's blinding
I promise to obey school rules
For Hermione's sake of course
And I promise to remember Malfoy
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever I see an adoring fan
And I promise to remember Neville
When someone says no, but they say 'I can'
I promise to remember Luna
Whenever I see the moon
And I promise to remember Fred and George
When I see someone acting like a loon
I promise to remember Dumbledore
When I see someone with long, grey hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Tom Riddle
Whenever I am scared
And I promise to remember Hedwig
When someone says 'I have always cared'
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Potter fans know.
Harry Potter isn't an obsession...
it's a way of life you know..
I hope you like it, and that you post it to your profile!
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this.
I hope you like it, and that you post it to your profile!
When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.
Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?
Some people consider me crazy. Isn't that just so kind? I always knew that the world isn't as hopeless as it seems...
I do believeth that thou readers beith reading mine page...Or art thou?
How old beith I? Why, the answer beith rather simple: I beith two days older than I was upon yesterday's yesterday.
Slash is my cup of tea - I hate tea. (For those of you who are stupid, that means I don't like slash. It's stupid. And gross. And evil, when it comes to doing that about beloved characters of a legend that has been around for a thousand years amd more! For shame upon you!)
Another thing: WHAT. THE HYECK. IS WITH PEOPLE PAIRING THEIR OCS WITH MERLIN, ARTHUR(especially with Merlin's sister), AND GWAINE?! MERLIN IS WITH FREYA, ARTHUR IS WITH GWEN, AND GWAINE MARRIES THE CRONE/GORGEOUS BEAUTIFUL LADY BY THE NAME OF DAME RAGNELL!!! I MEAN, COME ON!!! IF THEY DON'T SHIP IT, YOU DON'T!!! BLARGITTY BLARGITTY BLAAAARRRRG!!!! SAME WITH SLASH!! THEY COULD NEVER, EVEREVER BE LIKE...THAT!!
*Just because this is under dramatic Me doesn't mean that it is meant in light-heartedness.
Hey, look! :
We're off to kill King Uther, the awful Uther of Camelot!!
Because because because because Because of the dastardly things he does!
YouTube Trolling Saruman if you're an LOTR fan. Absolute hilarity.
Also, Poisoning Pigeons in the Park is a very funny song.
And another thing: Search for Bionicle in under two minutes or something. If you know Bionicle, you'll find it hilarious. Oh, and if you're a Creationist, Google Science Against Evolution, and click on the first thing. Then, on the page, click on "Evolution for Intellectuals." HILARIOUS!!!!
Is there such a thing...
Is there such a thing
as a lively stick
or a graceful swan that is clumsy?
Is there such a thing
as a sweet, loving monster
or a four-eyed, cat-loving beauty?
Is there such a thing
as my big sister L*
or is true that I am going crazy?
Nervous Me says:
~giggles nervously and stands in the corner~
Stupid Quote of the Day:
"Is a butterfly a(n) A)insect B) reptile C) mammal?" "That's easy, it's a reptile!"
If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that someone telling you that you're insane is a good thing, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you guys love to read, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you like the outdoors, copy and paste this on your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you correct other people's grammar out of habit, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever stayed up all night reading, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this onto your profile. (it hurts, to those of you who haven't)
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can't look away during the scary parts of a movie even though you know you won't be able to be alone in the room for two weeks if you do watch, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate that boys will punch each other, beat each other up, and tackle one another, but are too sexist to lay a finger on girls no matter how much you annoy them, copy and past this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! If you agree with this, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you have ever copied and pasted so many things you don't know if you are repeating anything and copy and paste it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they can spread their 6-AM cheer to say, Martians, copy this into your profile.
If oyu can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and see if ohtres can raed it. (P.S. If dyslexia is like this, I think I could handle it)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
A word to the wise isn't nessacery. It's the stupid ones that need advice. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile and give yourself a pat on the back.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. If you burst out laughing at that, Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're still reading this, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that honesty is important copy and paste this into your profile
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile
If you ever talk to inanimate objects copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that Uther would accuse a rock of sorcery if he tripped over it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. (Jumping, by golly, gee wilikers!)
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
now for semoehtnig itnresitng...
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life."
That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it. I am thankful for their sacrifice and my freedom. If you are thankful to veterans, copy and paste this into your profile
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
6. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
10. Sing Along At The Opera.
11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
16. And The Final Way
Girls are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
1. There is only one stable isotope for gold
2. Dogs age according to their size
3. The first school in the world was established by the Babylonian king, Hammurabi
4. The fish was delish and it made quite a dish (see homestarrunner.com)
5. If you pour a handful of salt into a glass of water, the water level will actually decrease instead of increase (does anyone know why? Anyone anyone anyone?)
6. U-238 is the most radio-active isotope of uranium, but the most common is U-235
7. Protists (e.g. paramecium, didinium, stentor) are not plants, animals, bacteria, or fungi
8. Sound travels faster in liquids than in gases, and faster in solids than liquids
9. The word 'alphabet' is derived from the two Greek letters 'alpha' and 'beta' combined.
10. Higher sounds have shorter sound waves than lower sounds.
11. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but no, randomly placing uncommonly used words in your fan fictions does not make people think that you're smart.
12. Exclamation points are God's gift to the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
14. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma
15. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older
16. Pearls melt in vinegar
17. On average more people fear spiders more than they do death (hey, spiders are waaaay scarier!!)
18. No word in the English language rhymes with the word 'month'
19. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out
20. Misquito repelant doesn't actually repell misquitoes. It messes with their senses so that they do not know you are there.
21. Don't trust them. They don't know what they're talking about. Heck, they're not even real!
22. Chewing gum while chopping onions will keep you from crying.
23. Bats always turn left while entering a cave(So always enter on the right side!!! IT'S FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY!!!! BEWARE THEM!!)
24. Every time you sneeze, a few of your brain cells die. (That's why people with bad allergies are so stupid!)
25. There are 1,729 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
26. Run. They're coming for you. No one will escape alive.
"For God so loved the world He gave His only Son, that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life." John 3:16
That's what I always think whenever I start to feel like no one ever cares about me. This verse snaps me back into reality and reminds me that God is there for me always, and He gave me my friends and family, who really do love me. So whenever you feel like you're all alone, don't forget that God is there for you and He'll never let you down. He loves you now and forever. God Bless!
Porphyrophobia the fear of the color Purple
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