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Emergency Measures
Ambulon's life is in Pharma's lack of hands. The D.J.D. doesn't spare traitors, but they might bargain over this one.
Transformers/Beast Wars, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Horror, words: 33k+, 5/20/13, Tarn Vos Tesarus
125Coming to Terms »
The Decepticons decide to do their part to cement the fragile peace. Now the Autobots have to come to terms with culture clash, interfacing kinks, and rubber chickens. Jazz can only hope these things aren't somehow connected.Transformers/Beast Wars, T, English, Humor, chapters: 18, words: 129k+, favs: 78, follows: 110, updated: 5/17/13 published: 3/26/12, Jazz Starscream
75Domestic Electronics »
Once upon a job in retail, an average Joe took home a returned domestic electronic from the Transformers brand. These are glimpses into a normal life with tiny electrodomestics running rampant through the apartment. (Pt. 12: Everyday life is boring, or "The D.J.D. goes a'plunderin'." )Transformers/Beast Wars, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 12, words: 34k+, favs: 29, follows: 37, updated: 5/14/13 published: 12/23/12, Tarn Kaon Misfire
9Homeward Bound »
The (Not So) Incredible Journey. Who's afraid of the D.J.D.? Everybody, really, but especially the Scavengers.Transformers/Beast Wars, K+, English, Humor & Angst, chapters: 29, words: 74k+, favs: 6, follows: 6, 5/6/13, Spinister Misfire Grimlock
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Candy From Strangers »
Wherein this author took Transformers prompt-challenges like, well, you know. (Pt. 8: The Decepticon Justice Division discover size kinks; Rung helps Ambulon discover a thing; Blast Off discovers the similarity between Quintessons and dolphins; Brainstorm discovers hope; Jazz discovers Prowl.)Transformers/Beast Wars, M, English, Humor, chapters: 8, words: 99k+, favs: 23, follows: 18, updated: 5/4/13 published: 7/16/12, Fortress Maximus Misfire
3 Rewound
He is broken beyond fulfilling his function, but it is still his function.Transformers/Beast Wars, K, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 7k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, 4/27/13, Rewind Chromedome Misfire Crankcase
5 Moral Code Error
Motormaster doesn't know any better, but Soundwave should. Jazz gets stuck in the middle of an ethical dilemma.Transformers/Beast Wars, K, English, words: 14k+, favs: 9, follows: 4, 3/30/13, Jazz Soundwave Motormaster
2 Siege
The battle is won, but the war keeps going. The Fortress is under siege.Transformers/Beast Wars, M, English, Angst & Horror, words: 13k+, favs: 2, 1/12/13, Overlord Fortress Maximus
66 Backstage »
The Decepticons conquered worlds, terrorized the galaxy, landed on Earth, and became amazingly stupid. Even more amazingly, the Autobots keep falling for it.Transformers/Beast Wars, K+, English, chapters: 21, words: 60k+, favs: 42, follows: 27, updated: 10/23/12 published: 1/23/12
12Size & Seek »
If you give a Shattered Glass cityformer three G1 Seekers, at least he'll have a spare.Transformers/Beast Wars, T, English, Suspense & Horror, chapters: 9, words: 45k+, favs: 11, follows: 17, updated: 10/15/12 published: 2/8/12, Thundercracker Metroplex
3 Deal Closure
Pharma used to have ethics, and real reasons for the deal he made with the DJD. Tarn has ways to make him forget it all.Transformers/Beast Wars, T, English, Drama, words: 8k+, favs: 7, 10/13/12, Tarn
8After the End »
Life keeps going after the Apocalypse. Vortex doesn't want to die, even when he should. Pt. 7: Blades is through waiting.Transformers/Beast Wars, K+, English, Horror & Tragedy, chapters: 7, words: 14k+, favs: 4, follows: 4, updated: 10/9/12 published: 1/29/12, Vortex Spike W.
The Behaviorist
"Ravage came to Hound for the interfacing, but Hound went to Ravage for the details."Transformers/Beast Wars, T, English, words: 3k+, favs: 1, 10/8/12, Ravage Hound
8 Attitude Adjustment »
At a certain point in a relationship like this, orders and boundaries get tested. At this point in this relationship, Hook should have known better.Transformers/Beast Wars, T, English, Angst, chapters: 4, words: 26k+, favs: 7, follows: 7, updated: 9/16/12 published: 9/10/12, Hook Kup
16Deconstruction »
Sometimes, dismantling someone is the only way to salvage as much of him as possible. One Autobot recycles what's left of a lone Constructicon in a post-war world.Transformers/Beast Wars, T, English, Angst & Drama, chapters: 11, words: 65k+, favs: 9, follows: 5, updated: 9/2/12 published: 8/28/12, Hook Kup
26Directionally Challenged »
Wherein the Brave Police blunder around and through a series of prompts that don't seem to come with a map attached.Brave Saga, K+, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 20k+, favs: 24, follows: 18, updated: 8/21/12 published: 7/17/12
14Caught in Traffic »
Gunmax was a lot of things, but 'easy' wasn't one of them.Brave Saga, K+, English, Family, chapters: 4, words: 12k+, favs: 23, follows: 18, updated: 7/18/12 published: 6/2/12
9An Accidental Love Story »
In which Cliffjumper tries to figure out what everyone else already knows, and Mirage is singularly unhelpful.Transformers/Beast Wars, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 22k+, favs: 7, follows: 8, updated: 7/13/12 published: 7/9/12, Cliffjumper Mirage
11 A Taste For Security »
Ratchet fixed Red Alert, but the side effects took some getting used to.Transformers/Beast Wars, K+, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 2, words: 7k+, favs: 20, follows: 8, 7/9/12, Red Alert
8 Party in the City Tonight »
Every city has a story to tell. This cityformer's is told through a character party.Transformers/Beast Wars, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort & Family, chapters: 2, words: 14k+, favs: 10, follows: 1, updated: 6/10/12 published: 5/28/12, Metroplex