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Meow! Yeah, I'm a cat now apparently.
Voice #5: No, you aren't.
#77: I think she is...
#890:You just think that because she threatened you!
#77: No she didn't.
#578: Ha ha ha that's what she said ha ha ha ha ha!
That didn't make sense, and its not funny.
#666:I think stealing people's souls is funny.
Yeah, well you know what?
#666:No i dont even know what you are talking a-
No one cares!*gets chased by voice #666* Hey this is my head, and I say you can't chase me!
#666:Tough luck because- hey! hey! let me out of here! i will kill you and eat your soul and destroy you and-
Thats really going to convince me, isn't it.
Name: really? really? You actually think I'm going to put that here?
Age: again, really.?
Gender:figure it out for yourself.^
Likes:Naruto, Lord of the Rings, Inuyasha, Full Metal Alchemist, +anima, Bleach, Super Smash Bros Brawl, the Legends of Zelda manga and games, Metroid, Mario Kart, Magic: the Gathering, Star Wars, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Soul Eater, The Terminator 2(dont like the first one that much), chocolate, oreos, marshmellows, Star Trek, cookies, Hetalia, asdf movies, kuroshitsuji(best. show. ever.), fruits basket, ouran high school host club, portal, and this list will get longer as i remember more stuff i like.
Dislikes:beets, broccoili, fake cheese, atom bombs, prostitutes, twighligt Saga and this list will get longer too.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH (or part Irish), so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. (sorta a goth...)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to bash your head in with a brick.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to steal all your stuff.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be stupid and the tests are getting easier.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST tag schools.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. Therefore it should never be allowed as all religions are always right.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your butt off.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be considered a planet, copy this into your profile.
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
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98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you talk about famous people so much you start referring to them by their first names only paste this on your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever given off the allusion of being drunk when you weren't, copy and paste this into your profile
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you are Doctor Who/Torchwood obsessed, copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird person, then copy this to your profile.
If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.
If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you jump up and down on th elevator, copy and paste this to your profile. (it feels so weird! :D)
If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. (I read each HP book in less than 10 hours)
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!
If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'pull', copy this into your profile.
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his damn cereal, put this in your profile!
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Steven Moffat classified Rose Tyler as the Doctor's "needy girlfriend," and that he had to hand it to the Doc for ditching her and 'palming her off on a copy of himself.' If this statements makes you very, very happy, join the club! (and copy this into your profile!)
If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
If you've actually stopped reading a story because of the terrible state of the grammar, add this to your profile.
If you are Doctor Who obsessed, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM -'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese,TakutoxMitsuki 4 ever , tashie1010, DeanneParker, paula545,KatMEW15, Janto-Addict, Vampire'sPhoenix
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
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The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you can read that please put it in your profile.
Ways to annoy people in an elevator:
1) Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
2) Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
3) Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
4) Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
5) Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
6) Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.
7) Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball.
8) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
9) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
10) Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”
11) Hum the theme to Jeopardy.
12) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
13) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
14) Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
15) Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
16) Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator.
17) When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!
18) When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
If you are actually EVIL or just plain RANDOM and are actually considering doing the above 20 things, then copy this to your profile.
Have you ever heard that stupidity is a virus? Careful you might catch it! Ahh, too late...
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
Perfection is a waste of time.
Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
I blame my attitude on videogames
There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again
God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.
So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face
Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
Heaven doesnt wan't me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit
Tired of living and scared of dying
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
YOUR GUY SIDE:
xYou love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
xdogs are better than cats
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck (they just end up depressing me :(
xYou own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (still do :D)
x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
xYou watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
xYou own like a trillion baseball caps.
xYou like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
xIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun
xTalk with food in your mouth.
xSleep with your socks on at night
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
x You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink.
xGo to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
x You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can. (Hate dresses!)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
x Like being the star of every thing
ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get delivered to your house sooner than an ambulance can
...are there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating rink
...do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while the healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
...do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke
...do banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the counter
...do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, and worthless stuff in the garage
...do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10, and buns in packages of 8
...do we use the word 'politics' so freely: Latin: 'poli' meaning many, and 'ticks' meaning blood sucking leaches
...do they have drive up ATM's with Braille lettering
~ Which Hetalia Character Are You Mostly Like ~
North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
(x ) You were bullied a lot in your childhood (x) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit. () You're very happy-go-lucky () You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies () You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up () You're a good artist
(x)You can be clumsy () You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something () If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" () You would surrender in a war situation
(3/10) for North Italy)
South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)
(x) You love tomatoes () You tend to say "dammit" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot (x) You tend to get irritated easily () You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out () You hate French people () You rely on people too much () You would surrender in a war situation () You often feel like people are after your inheritance (x) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning
(3/10) for South Italy)-really?
() You're very stoic and serious (x) Sausages are your favourite foods. () You like to walk your dog. (x) Your boss/principal/tutor/homeroom teacher is a nut-case. ()You love rules and think they should always be followed to. (x) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules ()You work very hard, too hard... () Your alone time is your "happy time" () You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people () You've had issues with money once or twice
(3/10) for Germany)
Japan (Kiku Honda)
(x) You're very mature ()You think everything over before saying it. (x) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one (x) You isolated yourself during childhood () You became very successful in a short amount of time (x) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world () You can seem cold/aloof to other people (x) You're good at practical tasks () You need time to adjust to new people
(5/10) for Japan)
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
(x) You love hamburgers () You think you're awesome (x) You love to invent things () You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films ()You can seem to be very brash to other people () You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business () You're terrified of ghosts () You know aliens exist () You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time (x) You wear glasses
(3/10) for America)
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
(x) You like tea () You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid ()You're very sarcastic and cynical () Your cooking is awful (x) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... ()...But you refuse to believe in aliens. (x) You have tried doing black magic before () You get drunk quite easily () When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy (x) You're good at embroidery
(4/10) for UK)
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
() You're very affectionate () You think you have a great fashion sense () You like wine () You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears () You love red roses () When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women () You're very proud of yourself (x) You love culture and the arts () You're very flamboyant () You say you're a gourmet
(1/10) for France)
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
(x) You had a very sad childhood. (x) You're very tall (x) You have a tendency to switch between personalities () You wear a scarf all the time () You love sunflowers (x)You love vodka (x) You can seem intimidating to other people () You're very strong () You have a big nose (x) You have a strange laugh that can scare people
(6/10) for Russia)
Canada (Matthew Williams)
(x) You're often ignored by people () You look younger than you actually are (x) You love hockey (x) You love polar bears () You hate fighting ()You have one strand of curly hair like Italy (x) You often get mistaken for someone else (x) You feel under-appreciated () You're bilingual () You always carry a bear with you
(5/10) for Canada)
Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)
() You're quite mean-spirited () You're a bit of a hooligan () You're very loyal (x) You're very good at tactics () You hate Russia () You love to fight people () You can avoid marriages quite well (x) You're not always taken seriously ()You like drinking (x) You want to become stronger
(3/10) for Prussia)
China (Wang Yao)
(x) You're very mature [ ] You're very superstitious [ ] You're very religious [x] You love pandas [ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes ] You love Hello Kitty [ ] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously. [ ] You work hard [ ] You're good at drawing [x ] You like sweets(who doesn't?)
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
[ ] You are very well-raised  You're polite [x] You love classical music [x] You like cake [ ] You have a mole on your face [x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away [x] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument  You've composed music before [x] You tend to call people 'morons.' [x] You wear glasses
Hungary (Elizabeta Hédeváry)
] You have a potty-mouth [ ] You like to wear flowers in your hair  You used to be a very tough kid ] You're very reliable [x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy ] You're very faithful [x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike  You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. [x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next [x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
[ ] You smoke  You're very physically strong [ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights [ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other. [x] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics [ ] You like hot weather [x] You can be very friendly from time to time [x] You look very tough on the outside [ ] You make a very nice role-model ] You don't let people get a word in edgewise
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
] You're very loyal ] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together  You're very serious [x] You have a lot of patience [x] You think too much about philosophical stuff [x] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc.. ] You're not very confident ]You were quite rebellious as a child ] You tend to let people walk all over you [ ] You're a born worrier
Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)
] You're very flamboyant [ ] You're quite hyperactive [x] You can be quite goofy  When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix ] You're very wary of strangers ] It takes you ages to come out of your shell... ] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty [x] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions  You love pansies and corn-poppies [x] You get up to lots of crazy antics
I'm most like... Russia and Austria
I have multiple personalities, and none of them like you.
"Let's eat Grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives.
Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and it is in fact frowned upon in most societies
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I'm obsessed with hetalia:
You start laughing hysterically at maps…
You go “Aww” when you see two or more flags together.
You’ve learned more history from it than from an actual history class.
World War II starts sounding romantic.
You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what “USxUK”, “Spamano”, “GerIta”, “Giripan”, etc. mean.
You scream ’Paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa’ every time you happen to have some.
You can’t imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
You can no longer say “International Affairs” with a straight face.
No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
Other people don’t get it when you say your country’s cute.
You’ve become a thousand times more patriotic. (To more than 1 country.)
You can’t take history/social studies class seriously anymore.
You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
You started using gendered pronouns when talking about countries.
Rather than just being happy that it’s another Nation’s Independence Day, you feel the need to rush to the store and get a birthday cake with that nation’s name on it.
You actually think about spending your savings to buy any useless Hetalia merchandise.
You use fanfiction as a study guide. And it helped.
You think about “VITAL” when someone mentions anything that sounds like “regions”.
You start questioning/looking up your own genetic/ethnic history/make up, just because you want to know if you’re somehow connected to your favorite characters.
You had no idea what you were getting yourself into when you first found out about Hetalia, but by the middle of chapter 2 of the main story, you realized you had an imaginary I.V. of Hetalia hooked up straight into your veins.
The “special relationship” between the US and the UK takes on a whole new meaning.
You now insist on calling Hello Kitty ‘Shinatty-chan’.
The dimension 5 meters becomes REALLY FUNNY. (eh heh heh heh...)
You have dreams about Hetalia characters.
You can’t say ‘pasta’ normally anymore – it’s always PASTAAAAAA~~!
My $ value:
[ x] Brown - $100
] Blondie - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Brown - $20
[ ] Green - $75
[x] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
] Other - $15
[ ] Over 7'-$200
[ ] 6'8? to 7'-$175
[ ] 6'0? to 6'7?-$150
[ ] 5'5? to 5'11?-$75
[x] 5'4? to 5'10?-$85
[ ] Under 5'4 - $27
[ ] 50 to 56 -$175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 -$100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 -$25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[x] Second born - $150
[x] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215
[ ] I did like twice - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600
[ ] perfect vision $400
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100 (i kinda need glasses but don't have them)
[x] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[x] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450
[x] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[x] White - $400
[x] Aqua - $350
[x] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[x] Other - $500
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x] Nope - $1000
[ ] some- $750
I am worth...$6260!