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If your reading this Profile, WELCOME TO MY CRAZY WORLD!
LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME!
Real Name: Virginia. (I prefer Alice as my Penn name because I've always liked it better, don't question it)
Nicknames: Ginny, Gin-Gin, Gincy, Ginnifer, Jo-Jo, Ginagin, Alice, Crazy Chick, Blonde, Wednesday, Emcee, Rumpelstiltskin, Luna, and i think that's about it.
Appearance: Medium length brown, (It was black and long when i started this account but then i had fun with bleach and donated the rest of it.) Eyes that are either, Green, Blue or Hazel, i don't even know anymore To be honest. And I'm NOT short, I'm fun sized. Just saying.
Ten intresting facts about me:
Even though i am a junior in high school I've been mistaken for a freshman over a dozen times.
Two administers broke up a fight between my friend and I even though it was only stage combat.
If someone calls me Crazy or creepy i will thank them.
I own a black cat with only three legs.
I believe Wonderland is real, I haven't gotten my acceptance letter at Hogwarts yet, Narnia is in a wardrobe somewhere, and eventually we will elect a president named Snow, and then we shall all in trouble.
I believe in fortune cookies to the letter.
I can say the alphabet backwards.
I've contemplated selling my soul for a demonic butler.
I once saw Mario at the mall in Books-a-million before they threatened to call security on us.
I believe I have a doppelganger who has my name and is an absolutely amazing writer, whose name is VtheCheshireMao, I recommend you go read her stories, they are brilliant!
ALICE IN WONDERLAND 2010!
Pirates of the Caribbean (Pick one? Never!)
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
The Nightmare Before Christmas
(Pretty much if it has Johnny Depp and Tim Burton in it, i am in love with the movie)
The Nightshade series
The Mortal Instrument series
The Infernal Devices Series
The Hallow Series
The Fallen Series
The Night World Series
Tiger's Curse Series
All Time Low
All American Rejects
Favorite Television Shows:
Once Upon a Time
Ouran High School Host Club
Make A Sentence:
Pick the month you were born on... (bold what ya are!)
1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged
Pick the day (number) you were born on...
01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - my best friend
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a Mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - Paris Hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...
White - because im sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because im good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because im gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because im retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because i like shoelaces
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because i have a killer six pack!!
I shot a homeless guy because i like my shoelaces. They have batman on them and he was going to steal them. Tell me you wouldn't have done the same.
Twelve random characters from my favorite movies, books, or manga.
1. Alice (Alice in Wonderland)
2. Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)
3. Cheshire Cat (Alice in wonderland)
4. Magnus Bane (Mortal (Instrument series)
5. Katniss (Hunger Games)
6. Arriane (Fallen Series)
7. Clary (Mortal Instruments Series)
8. Mad Hatter (Alice in Wonderland)
9. Ceil (Black Butler)
10. Jace (Mortal Instruments Series)
11. Luna (Harry Potter)
12. Sebastian (Black Butler)
1 Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic before?
No, but I can imagine it would be the most amazing thing ever.
2 Is 4 hot? How hot?
Yes. Very. Too bad he doesn’t date mundane girls. Or mermaids. They smell like sea weed.
3 What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?
That’s a very frightening thought. I don’t want to think about it!
4 Do you recall any fics about 9?
There’s way too many of them! Mostly Yoai. ;)
5 Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Absolutely! They’re both freaking bonkers!
6 5/9 or 5/10?
Katniss and Ceil or Katniss and Jace. Defiantly Jace and Katniss, she is no cougar. Katniss is a mocking jay.
7 What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?
Clary walks in on Jack sparrow and the mad hatter kissing. I don’t know exactly what she’d do, except maybe turn around and run screaming into the night. She’s seen weird, but not that weird. Maybe Magnus can take away her memory?
8 Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
Jace is running to through the woods when he trips over a cat. A Cheshire cat. And this cat will lead Jace on a magical adventure of hope and wonder. There. Done.
9 Is there such a thing as a 1/8 love story?
Hell. Yeah. It’s been done to death and I can’t get enough of it!
10 Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort.
So you want to get rid of him, my lady?
11 Does anyone on your friend list read 3?
I feel like they do.
12 Does anyone on your friend list read 11?
13 When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
14 If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?
Mature. You don’t want to know the things I’d do.
15 If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?
That Green Gentleman. Panic at the Disco.
16 What would a good pick up line be for 10 to use on 2?
U. Me. Rum. Let’s go.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia means fear of long words.
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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
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Two Chemists walk into a bar.
The first one says "I'd like a glass of H2O"
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My favorite quotes from the mortal instrument series
"Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y.
— Cassandra Clare
"You just had to make a crazy jail friend, didn't you? You couldn't just count ceiling tiles or tame a pet mouse like normal prisoners do?"
— Cassandra Clare (City of Glass)
"Is there some particular reason that you're here?" ...
"Not this again."
"Not what again?" said Clary.
"Every time I annoy him, he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house." Simon pointed at Jace."
— Cassandra Clare (City of Ashes)
"We need to talk. All of us About what we're going to do now."
"I was going to watch Project Runway."
— Cassandra Clare (City of Ashes)
"I guess it’s true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches."
"That’s atheists, jackass," said Simon furiously. "There are no atheists in the trenches."
— Cassandra Clare
"Come in. And try not to murder any of my guests." Jace edged into the doorway, sizing up Magnus with his eyes.
"Even if one of them spills a drink on my new shoes?"
— Cassandra Clare
"Yeah, well, you clearly also couldn't be bothered to call me and tell me you were shacking up with some dyed-blond wanna-be goth you probably met at Pandemonium. After I spent the past three days wondering if you were dead."
"I was not shacking up," Clary said, glad of the darkness as the blood rushed to her face.
"And my hair is naturally blond," said Jace. "Just for the record."
Simon, Clary, and Jace, pg. 115"
— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)
"Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out."
"That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?" Simon inquired. "No, probably not."
— Cassandra Clare (City of Ashes)
"As for this," Magnus said sliding the stele into Jace's jeans pocket, "keep it in your pants, Shadowhunter." - 219"
— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)
"The cuckoo bird," she said. "You see, cuckoos are parasites. They lay their eggs in other birds' nests. When the egg hatches, the baby cuckoo pushes the other baby birds out of the nest. The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places."
"Enormous?" said Jace. "Did you just call me fat?"
"It was an analogy."
"I am not fat."
— Cassandra Clare (City of Ashes)
Favorite Quotes from The Infernal Devices, Also by Cassandra Clare
Will: “Well, she's not responding to my advances," he observed more brightly than he felt, "so she must be dead."
Jem: "Or she's a woman of good taste and sense.”
Jessamine recoiled from the paper as if it were a snake. "A lady does not read the newspaper. The society pages, perhaps, or the theater news. Not this filth."
"But you are not a lady, Jessamine--," Charlotte began.
"Dear me," said Will. "Such harsh truths so early in the morning cannot be good for the digestion.”
“You know," Gabriel said, "there was once a time I thought we could be friends, Will."
"There was a time I thought I was a ferret," Will said, "but that turned out to be the opium haze.”
Will: "I had such plans for this evening. The pursuit of blind drunkenness and wayward women was my goal. But alas, it was not to be. No sooner had I consumed my third drink in the Devil than I was accosted by a delightful small flower selling child who asked me for two pence for a daisy. The price seemed steep, so I refused. When I told the girl as much, she proceeded to rob me."
Tessa: "A little girl robbed you?"
Will: "Actually, she wasn’t a little girl at all, as it turns out, but a midget in a dress with a penchant for violence, who goes by the name of Six-Fingered Nigel."
“Goodness," Tessa said to the back of his neck. "If you keep seeing Six-Fingered Nigel like this, he'll expect you to declare your intentions.”
“As for the temperature of Hell, Miss Gray," he said, "let me give you a piece of advice. The handsome young fellow who's trying to rescue you from a hideous fate is never wrong. Not even if he says the sky is purple and made of hedgehogs."
Tessa: "Won't we excite some sort of comment, hiding in here like this? The others - the vampires - I'm sure they were staring at us as we came in."
Magnus: "They were staring at Will. Will looks wrong."
Will: "I find that hard to credit coming from someone dressed as you are."
Magnus: "Will doesn't behave like the other human subjugates. He doesn't stare at his mistress with blind adoration, for instance."
Will: "It's that monstrous hat of hers. Puts me off."
Will: "Nice place to live, isn't it? Let’s hope they left something behind other than filth. Forwarding addresses, a few severed limbs, a prostitute or two . . ."
Jem: "Indeed. Perhaps, if we're fortunate, we can still catch syphilis."
Will: "Or demon pox. There's always demon pox."
Jem: "Demon pox does not exist."
Will: "Oh, ye of little faith."
Jem: "Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?"
Will: "They ate it too. Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck."
“Ah,” said a voice from the doorway, “having your annual ‘everyone thinks Will is a lunatic’ meeting, are you?
“It’s biannual,” said Jem. “And no, this is not that meeting.”
“Trains are great dirty smoky things," said Will. "You won't like it."
Tessa was unmoved. "I won't know if I like it until I try it, will I?"
"I've never swum naked in the Thames before, but I know I wouldn't like it."
"But think how entertaining for sightseers," said Tessa, and she saw Jem duck his head to hide the quick flash of his grin.
“Reparations,” said Jem very suddenly, setting down the pen he was holding.
Will looked at him in puzzlement. “Is this a game? We just blurt out whatever word comes next to mind? In that case mine is ‘genuphobia’. It means an unreasonable fear of knees.”
“What’s the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots?” inquired Jessamine.”
“Astriola. That IS demon pox. You had evidence that demon pox existed and you didn’t mention it to me! Et tu, Brute!' He rolled up the paper and hit Jem over the head with it.
“I promise to charm the dickens out of him,' said Will, sitting up and readjusting his crushed hat. 'I shall charm him with such force that when I am done, he will be left lying limply on the ground, trying to remember his own name.'
''The man's eighty-nine', muttered Jem. 'He may well have the problem anyway.”
“But—but...” Will sputtered.
“Oh, leave it,” said Jem, kicking Will, not without affection, lightly on the ankle.
“She annexed my plan!”
“Will,” Tessa said firmly. “Do you care more about the plan being enacted or about getting credit for it?”
Will pointed a finger at her. “That,” he said. “The second one.”
“A very magnanimous statement, Gideon,” said Magnus.
Magnus waved a hand. “All Lightwoods look the same to me.”
And indeed it was, the arrow still protruding from its wet, grayish skin, humping its body along with incredible speed. A flick of its tail caught the edge of a statue, sending it flying into the dry ornamental pool, where it shattered into dust.
“By the Angel, it just crushed Sophocles,” noted Will. “Has no one respect for the classics these days?”
“Mr. Rochester never courted Jane Eyre," Tessa pointed out.
"No, he dressed up as a woman and terrified the poor girl out of her wits. Is that what you want?"
"You would make a very ugly woman."
"I would not. I would be stunning.”
“I don’t think you can fight because you’re wearing a wedding dress,” said Jem. “For what it’s worth, I don’t think Will could fight in that dress either.”
“Perhaps not,” said Will, who had ears like a bat’s. “But I would make a radiant bride.”
“It is not easy to be different, and even less so to be unique.”
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time” When someone walks in.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb a*s?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DA*N!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a*s that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this sh*t!
10 Things For The Sweeney Todd Lover...
1) If you sing "My Friends" to your razor while shaving your legs, copy and paste!
2) If you speak in a thick Italian accent when you are feeling evil, copy and paste!
3) If you speak in a raspy English accent when you are feeling really evil, copy and paste!
4) If you DIDN'T become a vegetarian after seeing Sweeney Todd, copy and paste!
5) If you wanted to punch Anthony in the face when he walked in on Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett talking about their future together, copy and paste!
6) If you hate the beach, but still go so you can wear your hot black and white striped Sweeney Todd one piece bathing suit and sing "Down by the Sea" at the top of your lungs, copy and paste!
7) If you every go to the bakery at Publix and ask if they make meat pies, copy and paste!
8) If you wished that Arsenic killed Lucy and Sweeney Todd had a happy ending where Nellie and Sweeney were together, copy and paste!
9) If you asked your hair dresser if she thought a streak of gray or white would look nice in your hair, copy and paste!
10) If you have a strange fear of tea kettles, copy and paste!
10 Things For TheAliceIn Wonderland Lover
1) If you memorized every poem inAlicein Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass without even trying, copy and paste!
2) If you plan on your first tattoo (If ever) being something totallyAlicethemed, copy and paste!
3) If you tried to do the Fudderwhacken at a school dance and caused everyone there(including faculty) to start doing it, too, copy and paste!
4) If you went to seeAlicein Wonderland by Tim Burton at 12:00 AM on March 5th, copy and paste!
5) If you had anAlicein Wonderland themed birthday party and the cake was shaped like a top hat, copy and paste!
6) If you have a cat named Dinah, copy and paste!
7) If you say "Curiouser and Curiouser," on a daily bases, copy and paste!
8) If you ran around the house screaming "Agent Sands is playing The Mad Hatter!" when you found out Johnny Depp was playing Tarrant Hightopp, copy and paste!
9) If you corrected your(stupid) History teacher when she saidAlicein Wonderland was by Charles Dickens instead of Lewis Carroll, copy and paste!
10) If people have refurred to you asAlicebecause they know you are such anAlicein Wonderland freak, copy and paste!
If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.
FOUND THIS ON I LOVE JACK ATLAS’ PROFILE WHO FOUND IT ON DARIASILVER'S PROFILE FROM THE ORIGINAL TIM BURTON "ALICE IN WONDERLAND" SCREENPLAY...WHICH HE FOOLISHLY CUT OUT OF THE FINAL DRAFT!! GRRR!! READ IT IF YOU LOVE ALICEXHATTER!! 'CAUSE THIS PROVES A ROMANCE WAS PLANNED FOR THE MOVIE BETWEEN THE TWO!!
Behind her, a dark form rises. The Jabberwocky's vast wingspan darkens the clearing. It swings its reptilian head, whips its pronged tail, extends one deadly claw and adjusts its vest.
Taking in the daunting size of the creature,Alicecan barely contain her fear. The Hatter takes her hand.
MAD HATTER: Listen for my voice.
ALICE: But this is impossible
MAD HATTER: Only if you believe it is.
His words spark a memory of her father.
ALICE: "Sometimes I believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
MAD HATTER: An excellent practice, but just at the moment, you should focus on the Jabberwocky.
MAD HATTER: Oh Frabjous Day! Callou! Callayl
He bursts into an enthusiastic dance of unbridled joy.
ALICE: What's he doing?
CHESHIRE CAT: Futterwacken.
At the end of his dance, the Hatter grabs Aliceand kisses her passionately.
Chessur puts a comforting arm around the disappointed Mallymkun.
The White Queen leans down to the still bleeding neck to catch a drop of its blood into a vial.
WHITE QUEEN: And blood of the Jabberwocky.
She approaches Alice.
WHITE QUEEN: Alice. You have our everlasting gratitude. And for your efforts on our behalf.
The Queen hands the vial to her. Alice takes it.
ALICE: Is this the way home?
WHITE QUEEN: Drink.
Alice lifts the vial to her lips.
MAD HATTER: Don't.
MAD HATTER: Stay with us.
She gasps at the idea...the crazy mad idea. She looks at him and her gaze travels to the strange and wonderful beings she's met in this strange and wonderful place. But then, thoughts of her mother and sister and unfinished business intrude on her fantasy.
ALICE: I wish I could. But there are questions I have to answer.
She glances at the White Rabbit.
ALICE (continues): And things I'm late for doing.
She drinks the potion, shuddering at the taste.
MAD HATTER: You won't remember me.
ALICE: I will!
He abruptly kisses her one last time. He whispers.
MAD HATTER: Fairfarren, Alice.
ALICE: Fairfarren, Tarrant.
IF YOU JUST SQUEALED LIKE A CRAZY FANGIRL OR JUST SCREAMED I KNEW IT AT YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!