Who really reads profiles? What do people actually write on them? You've probably only clicked on this by accident anyway.

If not, then you're probably a Potterhead and/or Sherlockian! Hello, brother/sister of the fandom! We haven't spoken for donkey's years. How've you been? Had any Post-Potter/Post-Reichenbach depression? Yeah, me too. But still, life goes on. Well, only in some cases. Maybe that should be changed to 'but still, we have each other, and fanfiction, and crap loads of comfort food.'

(Is that okay? An acceptable profile? Not that anyone's still reading... except you.)

I often forget (or can't be bothered) to write a disclaimer on a story so maybe I'll put one here. Normal structure as follows...

Disclaimer: Obviously I do not own any worth while media in story form in this world, but I do in fact own a very successful series on Raxacoricofallapatorius. Yes, I'm very proud of it.