Here is a little bit about myself(For anybody who ever actually reads these things):

Age: 1,024 (HA! Take that Yoda!)

Language: English, but I am learning french as we speak...read...whatever.

Religion(or whatever you want to call it): Christian

Gender: Well, lets just say that it's the superior side of the human race ;D (hint: GIRL)

Weirdness level: 42/10 *sigh* I'm so special! ;P

Actual Age: As of right now at this moment when I am writing this sentence, I am 16 years 6 months and a couple weeks. (approximatley...I'm too lazy to actually check my math)

And here are some answers to some random questions. Enjoy:

1.Would you rather be hot or cold? Cold

2.Would you rather drown or melt(lava, acid, etc.)? Um...just for the record, I'd prefer neither, but if I had to choose, then I would rather drown.

3.Do I like fiction or non-fiction better? Well, seeing as how this site is called fanFICTION, I think it's safe to say that I prefer fiction.

4.What color are you? Green...definitley green

5.Favorite music? Dubstep...it's like an addiction, I just can't get enough

6.Are you dead?...yes, I just checked, there is definitley a dagger sticking out of my chest

7.Are canadians really all that nice? well, we do have the occasional psycopath here and there with a sprinkling of idiots spread throughout. But other than that,...we know how to be civil when it counts :D (no, we're actually planning world domination right now...eh)

And if you have any other questions you would like me to answer, then just PM me and I'll either answer it on here or reply directly through another PM.

So, without further ado, here are some quotes that you can either read OR just scroll past to the good stuff (that I have been meaning to put there, honest :D)located below:

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, Secret Memory, Faith, Sam, Witchy Rain Girl, Danforth'sChild, Opaque Prism, TeamComrade, blackstarlightgirl, Jinxprincess13, midnightheula

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pulled on a push door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever randomly burst out laughing for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have conversations with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If your mind automatically translates anything, no matter how innocent, into something wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are completely insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something, at exactly the same time as someone else, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

When you laugh, I'll laugh. When you cry, I'll cry. When you jump out a window...I'll laugh.'

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it

-I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad Follow her

When she stares at your mouth Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you Give her your attention

When she pulls away Pull her back

When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold

"It is better to keep your mouth shut and to appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain

"War never decides who is right, only who is left." – Unknown

"I have a simple philosophy; fill what's empty, empty what's full and scratch where it itches." – Alice R. Longworth

"Not all people are annoying – some are dead." – Anon

"I am prepared to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter." - W. Churchill

"Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." - Charlotte Whitton

"If you can keep your head when all those around you are losing theirs, perhaps you do not understand the situation." – Nelson Boswell

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?" - Lily Tomlin

"All right, they’re on our left, they’re on our right, they’re in front of us, they’re behind us... they can’t get away this time." - Lieutenant General Lewis B. Chesty Puller (when surrounded by 8 enemy divisions)

I tried being normal for a while...it hurt my brain.

Normal is nonexistent. Weird is normal.

Words are the pen to the heart. Music is the pen to the soul.

I'm sorry, sarcasm is my body's natural reaction to stupidity.

Her hair was up in a pony tail, Her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, If she... went to school alone. But she was not afraid; She knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates Of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, For her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, She tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school Eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees A dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, For everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called A student from the class. To introduce their daddy, As seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, Every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, A man who wasn't there. 'Where's her daddy at?' She heard a boy call out. 'She probably doesn't have one,' Another student dared to shout. And from somewhere near the back, She heard a daddy say, 'Looks like another deadbeat dad, Too busy to waste his day.' The words did not offend her, As she smiled up at her Mom. And looked back at her teacher, Who told her to go on. And with hands behind her back, Slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, Came words incredibly unique. 'My Daddy couldn't be here, Because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, Since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, And how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories He taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, And taught me to fly a a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, And ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. 'Cause my daddy's al ways with me, Even though we are apart I know because he told me, He'll forever be in my heart' With that, her little hand reached up, And lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, Beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere here in the crowd of dads, Her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, Who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love Of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, Doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, Staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, But its message clear and loud. 'I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, But heaven's just too far. You see he is an American soldier, And died just this past year When a roadside bomb hit his convoy And taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away.' And then she closed her eyes, And saw him there that day. And to her mothers amazement, She witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, All starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, Who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, They saw him at her side. 'I know you're with me Daddy,' To the silence she called out. And what happened next made believers, Of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, For each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, Was a fragrant long-stemmed rose. And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, By the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, That heaven is never too far. Repost this for all the people you'll never forget. It's a short message to let them know That you'll never forget them. If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in a hurry and that you've forgotten your friends. Take the time...to live and love. Until eternity.. GOD BLESS To all the daddys that didn't come home.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination, put this on your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

The world would end if we didn't have spellcheck, copey an paste this 2 ur profiel if u agre/

If your profile is already long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life

7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Reason I joined) Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms and runs around like a crazy person-

Here are some reasons to be proud to be Canadian:

1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.

A Good Night Story:

One night, you were upstairs
then suddenly, your mom called you from the kitchen.

As you ran down the stairs, a
shout from your mom at her
bedroom upstairs said:

“Don’t go down to the kitchen!
I heard it too!”

Which one would you believe?...

According to the sorting hat, I would be in Slytherin. Hehehehehe...this could be fun

When life gives you lemons make lemonade and give it to your enemies. life never gave you sugar.

Never knock on death's door. Ring the door bell and run like heck. he hates it.

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage