Hello, I'm LightIsTheKey14, formally known as Shannon. Here is some stuff about me, and being the OCD freak I am, I'm going to numberize it. Yay!

1. I'm a nerd in all ways / comic's, strait A's, Star Trek, and so on :)

2. I love to talk, and that's probably why I write so many stories.

3. I love God with all my heart!

4. I'm a banana :)

5. I'm in a band called the Irregulars and play guitar, bass, and sing (check it out on facebook if you can)

6. I enjoy all fields of science and math.

7. Mah favorite color is green.

8. And I run track, cross country, and do marching band. ;)

9. I am a girl! Important! Mesa a Female!

Well, that's mostly everything but if ya need anything else just ask... unless you're a stalker... jk :)

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Game time! If anyone can guess what I look like, and get it right, you get a waffle! (#) , your waffle. Come'n get it! PM me your answers! XD

Most of my writing is kinda gory so watch out... It'll say it in the description though ;) I have a creepy mind... Ehehehe...

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Ya know... I've learned so much on here! I've learned how to get kicked out of Walmart, to have fun in a elevator, to annoy my parents, wow... Thanks guys... :)

In Honor of Stupid People XD

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. Copy and paste this into your profile.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time"

Quotes:

"Red solo cup! I fill you up! Let's have a party!" my grandma...

"loss of life is to be mourned, but only if the life was wasted" Spock

"Where's Perry?" Phineas and Ferb

"PASTA!!!!" Italy, Hetalia

"We will, we will, rock you!" Queen

"did you see that guy?" "the guy with the hair?" "and the eyes?" "and the shirt?!" "yes, that guy" - my friends at school...

"THE KRUSTY CRAB PIZZA, IS THE PIZZA, FOR YOU AND ME!" spongebob

"so, screaming random things at innocent people is, wrong? Since when?!" me...

"your crazy, I like that..." how to train your dragon

in the words of a awesome friend " oh yeah! pelvic thrust!" "mambo!" and "the Jeff story!" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! goodness, I'm having way too much fun with this... lol

Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[x]You were bullied a lot in your childhood. (sure, you could say that *flashes back to childhood issues* *shutters*)
[x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit. (I don't eat cheese. Everything else, HECK YES!)
[x]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[x]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies. (98% of the time!)
[x]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up. (it's more of a wave, but it takes a lot to forcibly pin it down...)
[x]You're a good artist.
[x]You can be clumsy at times. (how about all the time? does that count?)
[x]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something. (and I mess up a lot... thank goodness for friends..)
[x]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
]You would surrender in a war situation.
(9/10) wow...

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[ ]You're very stoic and serious.
[ ]Sausages are your favourite foods.
[x]You like to walk your dog.
[x]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[x]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[x]You work very hard.
[x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
[ ]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[ ]You've had issues with money once or twice .
(5/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[x]You're very mature. (um, kinda..)
[x]You think everything over before saying it.
[ ]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one. (yes, like i've seen a ghost before... sure...)
[x]You isolated yourself during childhood.
[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[ ]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[ ]You're good at practical tasks.
[ ] You need time to adjust to new people.
(4/10)

I got Italy! sweet!

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x]You love hamburgers.
[x]You think you're awesome.
[ ]You love to invent things.
[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
[ ]You can seem to be very brash to other people.
[x]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business. (I know it's rude, but it's sooooo fun!)
[ ]You're terrified of ghosts.
[x]You know aliens exist. (that is a solid fact in my mind! it is only logical!)
[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
[ ]You wear glasses.

(5/10)

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[ ]You like tea.
[x]You were quite tough as a kid. (Still am, too!)
[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical. (i have my moments)
[ ]Your cooking is awful.
[ ]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ]You have tried doing black magic before.
[ ]You get drunk quite easily.
[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
[ ]You're good at embroidery.
(2/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[ ]You're very affectionate.
[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense.
[ ]You like wine.
[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[ ]You love red roses.
[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[ ]You're very proud of yourself.
[x]You love culture and the arts.
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You say you're a gourmet .

(1/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[x]You had a very sad childhood. (only parts where sad, but still, I have issues...)
[ ]You're very tall.
[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities. (YES. Bwahahahahahaha!!!)
[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.
[x]You love sunflowers.
[ ]You love vodka.
[x]You can seem intimidating to other people. (That goes right along with the personalities thing...)
[x]You're very strong.
[ ]You have a big nose.
[x]You have a strange laugh that can scare people. (people tell me that every day, literally!)
(6/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[ ]You're very mature.
[ ]You're very superstitious.
[ ]You're very religious.
[ ]You love pandas.
[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[ ]You love Hello Kitty.
[x]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[x]You work hard.
[x]You're good at drawing.
[ ]You like sweets.

(3/10)
Russia! Again, Sweetness (hugs a picture of Russia) you could say I'm a little obsessed...

And now for some other country people!!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[x]You are very well-raised.
[ ]You're polite.(is having burping contests polite? i think not!)
[ ]You love classical music. (i play the violin, but no... i'm just that cool!)
[x]You like cake. (chocolate!)
[ ]You have a mole on your face.
[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
[x]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument. (how about 6? or 7? i lost count...)
[x]You've composed music before. (um, I've written songs for the Irregulars *my band*.That should count, right?)
[x]You tend to call people 'morons'. (oh, the face-palms I give...lol!)
[ ]You wear glasses .
(6/10) omg!

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x]You're often ignored by people. (recently, yes!)
[x]You look younger than you actually are.
[x]You love hockey. (who doesn't love ice skating with big wooden sticks?)
[ ]You love polar bears.
[ ]You hate fighting.
[x]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy. (like i said before, more of a wave, but yes...)
[ ]You often get mistaken for someone else.
[x]You feel under-appreciated.
[ ]You're bilingual. (what does that even mean?!)
[ ]You always carry a bear with you.
(5/10)

Cuba

[ ]You smoke.
[x]You're very physically strong.
[ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights.
[ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics. (pollution, economy, aliens...)
[ ]You like hot weather.
[x]You can be very friendly from time to time.
[x]You look very tough on the outside. (When I want to...)
[x]You make a very nice role-model.
[ ]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.
(5/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[ ]You have a potty-mouth.
[x]You like to wear flowers in your hair.
[x]You used to be a very tough kid.
[x]You're very reliable.
[ ]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
[x]You're very faithful.
[x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike. (tom-boy all the way! not gay, tom boy.)
[ ]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next. (more grinning like a maniac, less graceful)
[ ]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
(6/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x]You're very loyal.
[ ]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
[x]You're very serious. (Sometimes)
[ ]You have a lot of patience.
[x]You think too much about philosophical stuff. (why do you think I'm zoned so much? hmm?)
[x]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
[x]You're not very confident.
[ ]You were quite rebellious as a child.
[ ]People tend to walk all over you.
[ ]You're a born worrier.
(5/10)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You're quite hyperactive.
[x]You can be quite goofy.
[ ]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
[ ]You're very wary of strangers.
[ ]It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.
[x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions. (funny that I'm quiet then huh?)
[ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies.
[ ]You get up to lots of crazy antics .
(3/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[x]You're quite mean-spirited. (sadly, yeah...)
[x]You're a bit of a hooligan. (again, sad but true...)
[x]You're very loyal.
[x]You're very good at tactics.
[ ]You hate Russia. (NOOoooooo! Russia's awesome!)
[x]You love to fight people. (who doesn't? i mean, unless you know you'll loose, then you run off with a white flag like Italy!)
[ ]You can avoid marriages quite well. (Wouldn't know.)
[x]You're not always taken seriously. (how's never? well, mostly never, people take me seriously when I'm being scary... jk!)
[ ]You like drinking.
[x]You want to become stronger. (always!)
(7/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[x]You are clueless about things around you. (most of the time, at school, I just keep in my own little world... whatever works, right?)
[x]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.
[x]You're very responsible.
[x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot. (I am a actor!)
[ ]You love churros.
[x]You help people in crisis. (when I'm not laughing at them, sure!)
[x]You are quite random. (always something wit- Corncobs! crap, i did it again...)
[x]Somehow, you like bananas.
[x]You often offer food to people.
[ ]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.

(8/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot.
[ ]You like to order people around.
[ ]You're a scaredy-cat.
[ ]You curse a lot.
[ ]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[ ]You tend to blush easily.
[ ]You are lazy like hell. (wordy durd! sorry!)
[x]You love tomatoes a lot.
[ ]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[x]You get defensive at the slightest comment.

(3/10)

So, as I have been told by many of my friends, I am Northern Italy! yay me!

My Boy Side:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans. X
Dogs are better than cats. X
It's hilarious when people get hurt. X
You've played with/against boys on a team. X
Shopping is torture. X
Sad movies suck. X
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. X
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. X
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. X
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool. X
You go to your dad for advice. X
You own like a trillion baseball caps. X
You like going to high school football games. X
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. X
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. X
Green, black, red, blue or silver is one of your favorite colors. X
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. X
Sports are fun. X
Talk with food in your mouth. X

Total: 19

Your Girl Side
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink. X (not by free will)
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading as a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (wwwhhhaa?! who doesn't?!)
You were/are in gymnastics/dance? X (both. I was a dumb child *shivers* )
It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make up.
You smile a lot more than you should. X
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid. X
Like putting make up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything

total: 4

Nerd List! Each Q is worth 4 points!

*If when you greet someone, you do the Vulcan hand symbol, (even behind your back). X Don't judge me. People seem to find it funny. Highly illogical...

*If when you say goodbye you do the District good bye hand symbol. X Again, don't judge... I'm just cool like that!

*If you have a Hunger Games shirt, bag, or pillowcase and make sure everyone knows it. X Shirt and Ear-buds! District 12 baby!

*If you would save your "stories" (whatever that might be to you) before yourself. X We had a fire drill today... you get the picture...

*If you are using this as a checklist. X uh...

*If you wear a button-up shirt, in some way, at least 3 times a week. X today it was striped, tomorrow, green!

*If you are addicted to at least one anime. X Hetalia forever! Italy for the win!

*If you can name all the bridge crew for Star Trek TOS. X I do it every night for luck... Is that bad?

*If you want a "Mutant and Proud" tattooX I do! Think about how cool that would be!

*If you plan on being in band or orchestra for life. X Band! First chair at that! XD

*If you meow in the elevator. X you know it!

*If you only go to the mall to get fan-stuff. X Fye! It has a whole anime section! I like to died! If only I weren't a tight-wad...

*If you are against "Aro", or any of those stores.
X yes! Be different, not "cool"!

*If you freak out when someone litters.
X sorry, but my mom's practically a hippie... It runs in the family...

*If you have confessed your undying love for an anime character and meant it.
X Ivan Braginski I love you! *random voice* No you don't *me* SHUT UP!

*If you LARP, (live action role play).
X Cosplayer and Proud!

*If you role-play at all! X I have my own HG RP on here! There's a link at the bottom for anyone who wants to join!

*If you are afraid of seafood or poultry.
X Seafood... don't ask...

*If you argue aimlessly about scientific matters with others or yourself. X meh. I'm a scientist at heart.

*If you try to be like your role-play character.
X Who doesn't? They get all the cute guys!

*If you always have a tissue in your pocket.
X dad asked me about that once... ac-ward!

*If you argue with yourself or others about "parings".
X 1CursedAngel. enough said.

*If you have made a map of Panem before. X I was bored, okay?

*If you have secretly plotted out your life as a book or movie character.
X Let me just put away all these self OC stories... What now?

*If you could speak a different language than your own by the age of twelve. X Does Vulcan count? Then, yes!

100% Nerd! Whoot whoot!

Here's a link to my Hunger Games RP! http:// forum.fanfiction.net/ forum/ The_70th_Annual_Hunger_Games _a_Roleplay/106193 / , just take out the spaces! Go check it out! Pasta

ATTENTION! : okay, now that I have your focus, the majority of all my stories take place in a AU (alternate universe), so if they seem a little funny, that's probably why. Now, go on, see what I'm talking about and read!