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Window Washing
"The windows won't wash themselves, Edward," Mustang explained. By this point, both of them were fully aware they weren't really talking about windows anymore. - Parental Roy/EdFullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 22, follows: 3, 4/27/13, Edward E. Riza H. Roy M.
833Reprieve »
The line has been crossed where no mortal should have gone and now the balance of the two worlds has been broken. With the realm connecting the gates coming apart at the seams, who will rise to restore it? Or will everything fall apart? The fate of not only one but two worlds is at stake in the sequel of 'The Blood Alchemist'. EdXOC AlXOCFullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 16, words: 109k+, favs: 274, follows: 286, updated: 4/14/13 published: 9/8/12, Edward E. Alphonse E. Roy M. Maes H.
43 Harlem Shake
Harlem Shake, FMA style. ...you know you wanna read it...Fullmetal Alchemist, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 694, favs: 44, follows: 4, 3/3/13, Edward E. Roy M.
50Taylor's Cake of Life »
Whoever came up with the phrase, 'it's a piece of cake' should be shot and set on fire, because nothing in Taylor's life was a piece of cake. "At least you're a pretty kitty?" Al tried. Taylor hissed. - Sequel to "Al's Ways of Dealing With Ed" -Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 7k+, favs: 43, follows: 41, updated: 3/1/13 published: 12/28/12, Edward E. Alphonse E.
21Just A Little Longer »
Drabbles centering around the phrase 'just a little longer'. Will include a variety of genres and characters.Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 7, follows: 15, updated: 2/14/13 published: 1/30/13, Edward E. Alphonse E.
40Barry's Crew »
The sadistic Barry the Chopper has teamed up with two equally sadistic assasins and this team of misfits are now up for hire...Amestris is surely doomed. -With a weird blend of humor and horror, this is one crackfic you won't easily forget.Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Humor & Horror, chapters: 4, words: 11k+, favs: 12, follows: 9, updated: 2/12/13 published: 4/30/12, Barry the Chopper
99Unseen Scenes of TBA »
The parts of The Blood Alchemist you never got to see. Contains spoilers for TBA so read AFTER you've finished TBA.Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, chapters: 5, words: 10k+, favs: 38, follows: 36, updated: 2/4/13 published: 8/15/12, Edward E. Alphonse E.
102The Guide to Amestris »
A writer's guide for FMA fanfiction.Fullmetal Alchemist, K+, English, chapters: 9, words: 15k+, favs: 52, follows: 42, updated: 1/17/13 published: 9/24/12
24Along For The Ride
AU - This is the story of Edward Elric: car salesman. - "Oh, that's good to know that auto-theft isn't a habit then… AH!" Ed cried out as a bullet actually grazed his cheek. "Okay, I change my mind. Let me out of here!" "Too late. You're already involved," the thief said simply.Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Adventure & Friendship, words: 4k+, favs: 20, follows: 26, 1/16/13, Edward E. Roy M.
38 Al's Ways of Dealing With Ed
Al had always had patience when dealing with his older brother but this time Ed has went too far! When Al uses his alchemy to deal with Ed, how will Taylor react to Edward's new look? -A side story for TBA-Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 53, follows: 7, 11/28/12, Edward E. Alphonse E.
1k+ The Blood Alchemist »
"A game?" I sputtered. "This isn't a game! These are people's lives you're toying with! My life you're toying with! You can't do that!" "Oh, but I can," came Truth's chilling reply. -When a girl from our world finds a Philosopher's Stone action, drama, lots of humor, and a bit of romance ensue.- EdXOCFullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 57, words: 250k+, favs: 483, follows: 302, updated: 9/1/12 published: 10/29/11, Edward E. Alphonse E.
185Forsaken »
Kayla is a cat chimera who has recently escaped the fifth lab in Central. Now searching for the one person she trusts, how will she react when she meets a pair of brothers who teach her that not everyone in this world is cruel? AlXOCFullmetal Alchemist, T, English, chapters: 14, words: 55k+, favs: 103, follows: 113, updated: 9/1/12 published: 12/22/11, Alphonse E. Edward E.
169Frog War »
Madness ensues when Ed and Al get lost in a swamp. Dedicated to my loyal readers!Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Humor, chapters: 9, words: 24k+, favs: 46, follows: 30, updated: 8/29/12 published: 12/17/11, Edward E. Alphonse E.
30Zombie Central
"Well, let's put it this way…" Mustang started off solemnly and then shouted with wide eyes, "I SAW THE FREAKING FUHRER MISSING HALF HIS HEAD!" -A side story for TBA-Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Humor & Horror, words: 3k+, favs: 31, follows: 27, 8/15/12, Roy M. Edward E.
26Hell's Reject »
She's been injured, dishonored, and cast out of Hell. She has no place left to go. Setting out to find her purpose, Nari, a Bakeneko, discovers that her exile may be just the beginning of her troubles. And why do a certain pair of brothers remind her of a past she's long forgotten? characterXOCFullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Supernatural & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 7k+, favs: 20, follows: 23, updated: 7/30/12 published: 6/13/12, Edward E. Alphonse E.
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Ed's Confrontation With a Vampire
Sequel to "Ed's Happy Dance" - Ed hunts down Edward Cullen for stealing his woman.Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 15, follows: 4, 4/29/12, Edward E. Edward
32 A Sadist's Story
My sadistic friend's one-shot of us going to Amestris. Rated T because...well, just look at the title.Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Horror & Tragedy, words: 427, favs: 8, follows: 3, 4/8/12
30 Taylor's Method of Seduction
Taylor's putting the moves on Edward. How will he respond? -A side story for TBA-Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 31, follows: 6, 2/12/12, Edward E.
27 A Fan Girl's Disappointment
What really would happen if a fan girl went to Amestris.Fullmetal Alchemist, K+, English, Humor, words: 440, favs: 15, follows: 4, 2/5/12, Edward E. Alphonse E.
31 Ed's First Day of School
Al enrolls Taylor and Ed in an academy. But once at the school Ed's hair becomes a big problem. -A side story for TBA-Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Humor & Hurt/Comfort, words: 3k+, favs: 27, follows: 9, 2/5/12, Edward E. Alphonse E.
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